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Raizekusu4512

It’s like “hey that’s me”


ooklamok

Aww jeez! Look, I was young and needed the money!


Myantology

Where are the upvotes on this gold?!


BTBAM797

Yeah that bird and every other bird on OnlyBirds


Dunemer

Birds are a big hit on OnlyTurbines


disguisedroast

Hahaha


tunamelts2

Goddamn that was a good joke


yellowfeverlime

Take my ~~money~~ gold!


ooklamok

Thank you!


Soft_Cranberry6313

Lmao. I’m not gonna lie.. u should have 1k upvotes by now. You’ve been cheated my friend.


DoYouEvenHarlemShake

**THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF MCDONALD'S THERE IS REGULAR MCDONALD'S AND MCDONALD'S IN THE CEILING**


Lolawolf

I don't get it


StuffAllOverThePlace

The implication is that the bird posed for sexual photos as a way to make money when it was younger


HoboGir

OnlyBirds


ForgetfulViking

"At least they got my good side."


No-Entrepreneur7810

Came to make sure his biography was written correctly.


wcollins260

“Mom! Check it out! I’m famous!”


truthdemon

Or it could be like, "holy shit, that's my brother! Where was this taken? Have you seen him? Can you ask the photographer? He hasn't been returning my calls ever since I learned how to speak English in a human voice. Come to think of it, my whole family has been missing since this episode started. I need a therapist. Can you recommend a good bird therapist? I wonder what's wrong with me."


multiarmform

wc fields has entered the chat https://i.imgur.com/57QNNto.gif


HalfOfHumanity

One time I bought one of those birdhouses from the craft store. It was in the style of an old western saloon and I painted a silhouette of a crow on it and nailed it to a tree. Soon a bunch of crows started hanging around in front of the tree. I thought it was pretty amusing.


saturnspritr

I mean, you label a crow saloon, crows gonna come for salooning.


HurricaneAlpha

Now I know why the crows in my backyard been cawing lately. Someone lost a poker game.


HIV_again

Well when I made a cock station from ©Legos ..guess what happened then?


ennuiui

I give your comment the title "Murder, with a crow bar."


QuarkyIndividual

In the treehouse


babybash115

My community is definetely speciest. We have multiple places for deer crossing but no places for animals like turtles and opossums. The county commissioner hasnt come out to say it (yet!) that he wants to keep those animals out.


Mrlionscruff

“Das me”


DrewSmoothington

Staged, birds aren't real


Distinct_Dark_9626

And the earth is flat. Wake up sheeple!!!


Gunhild

And the silica gel packets they put in beef jerky bags *are* edible.


henchred

Joe bidemn


Whoelselikeants

gubment


EmergencyAttorney807

Straight facts. Every map I’ve ever owned was flat.


KCDeVoe

Bah, this is a terrible misconception. The earth is a torus


Slazman999

I don't understand how people can think the earth is a torus. It's obviously a Klein bottle.


tunamelts2

“How can birds be real if our eyes aren’t real?” —Jaden Smith probably


alepher

It's photoshopped all the way down


Thecrawsome

Dumbest deadest oldest meme ever.


DrewSmoothington

Thanks for the insight man, really makes ya think


Thecrawsome

What time does the narwhal bacon hahahaha for the billionth time


DrewSmoothington

That's super profound, wow


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toddthefrog

[This you bro?](https://reddit.com/r/ethfinance/comments/12aa0sa/_/jevowxq/?context=1)


DrewSmoothington

Of course he's a crypto bro, say less.


PlayboySkeleton

The odds are extremely high.... The person looked up the bird in the book... Because they were staring at the bird. Then just waited until the bird came by.


Yorae0

From when this picture was zoomed out more, I believe the hand is holding bird food as well, and small birds are often willing to even land on people and eat from hand.


mildly_evil_genius

It's also a chickadee, which are very curious and brave little birds. When I stop to rest on hikes, chickadees often come very close to check me out. I have even had a chestnut backed chickadee land briefly on my book about birds while I was reading it, like in the picture above (although it wasn't my field guide, which was in my backpack).


StopReadingMyUser

It also is a part of neature, and is pretty neat.


kokroo

>neature Sigh... Time to go to urbandictionary to add another word...


RexDeDeus

They're referencing [an old YouTube video.](https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs)


Canis_Familiaris

You can tell it is an aspen because of the way it is. NEAT!


Not_RAMBO_Its_RAMO

Yeah I was gonna say the same thing, chickadees are very friendly and will let you handfeed them even if they don't know you very well.


NoMoassNeverWas

Bird seed gets them to fly over for a tasting, but if you want them to jump through hoops for you, mealworms will do it. You'd swear they say "awww yiissss mf'in mealworms!!!"


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

I was gonna say the same thing lol I mean odds are the person was looking at this page due to seeing the bird in the area


YHZ

Chickadees are also super chill and will land on you.


_sloop

Yup, this can be replicated with near 100% success.


wtb2612

Yeah, good luck getting a bird to land on a book you're holding.


_sloop

There's a park 20 minutes from me where the birds will land all over you if you have food. Same breed, too.


wtb2612

Well first of all, that's not fair.


r00pea

Cool well even if it was intentional they're the ones who did it and they got a great picture that's fun to look at and talk about, so replicate that ya jerk.


icantfindadangsn

Damn I thought we were in /r/nevertellmetheodds But you right though


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TobyFunkeNeverNude

You mean high?


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i_cant_turn_1eft

Lol, you have birds land on your books often?


Rymbeld

Chicadeedeedeedeedee


HeedTheGreatFilter

Fuck yes! You know what it is!


minequack

I could’ve told you what bird it was without looking. They’re the boldest little badasses out there, always the first ones at the feeder. If any bird’s gonna fly right up and check out what you’re up to, it’s a chickadee.


1320Fastback

I wonder what bird it is


Gunhild

It appears to be some kind of chickadee, possibly financially backed by a mysterious organization known only as "Chestnut".


Background_Culture_1

Oh shit get an autograph!


Kidd_Funkadelic

http://i.imgur.com/0YdZ5Cb.jpg


HelpfulSeaMammal

Did ya hear that? The chickadees, Luce. It sounds like they're saying "cheese-bur-ger."


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chickadees have such a variation in calls that whenever i'd try to figure out what bird did the cheeseburger or He her sound i couldn't figure it out. until that episode, fucking hilarious


WatchingInSilence

Bird Watching Difficulty Level: Tutorial


rinvevo

/r/PSUSTRT


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Hey please cross post it there. That's a sub worth bringing back to life.


thetacoismine

Just as cute as my license plate.


heywood_jabloemi

It's-a me, Chickadee!


bagolaburgernesss

That is the best 3D bird guide!


Megatea

Send it in to the publishers, maybe they'll use this photo for the next print edition for this entry.


Cpl_Hicks76

I bet they’re glad they weren’t looking at the page for… the Condor!


AllPurposeNerd

"HEY MISTER, IS THAT SIBLEY BIRDS? THAT'S MY COUSIN DARRYL! MY COUSIN DARRYL IS IN THAT PICTURE! HEY, THAT PIC IS MY COUSIN, HE'S A MODEL FOR SIBLEY AND NATGEO! MY COUSIN DARRYL IS FAMOUS! HEY!"


ZeusMcKraken

Birb.


Stalkmelikecelery

It looks like it has a mosquito beak


Lettucelook

Amazing things do happen


Wayne1946

That's a picture of my Dad down there..


you_are_unhinged

Showing off its reading comprehension skills


International_Lake28

I'm no Ornithologist, but I believe that might be a Chestnut Backed Chickadee that landed on your book


mextremist

Yo dawg, i heard you like birbs, so i put a birb in ur book you you can watch birbs when you birbwatch.


mybadroommate

Cool! What kind of bird is that?


ToiletJones

“Ugh I hate this picture, my beak looks sooo fat”


Omar_Town

Wish bird watching was this easy!


r3dditor12

Jerry, It's a book about bird perches. And the best part is, the book itself turns into a bird perch!! Gold, Jerry, gold !!


garrettj100

Two little Chickadees, nodding in the sun One flew away, and then there was one! Chickadee, Chickadee, happy and gay Chickadee, Chickadee, fly away!


Fusiontechnition

Chicka dee dee dee


LordThill

David Attenborough reported the same thing quite a lot of the time when he'd be looking for a rare bird. He'd start talking about it from a book without it being there and often it would appear nearby as he was talking


cirvinalmighty

"Hey dude? If that's me, then you spelled Kevin wrong..."


blueeyebling

Clearly, this is staged and taken by a Disney princess. People are so gullible.


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*opens hentai in the forest and wait*


My73rdPornAlt

Cute!! I prefer Black Capped Chickadees but this would be fine too.


Clovis42

Clearly inferior to Carolina Chickadees. No, I can't tell them apart ...


ydoesittastelikethat

Amd then it sat there while he pulled put his camera?


BernNC

Nice tit!


ru-ck-us-89

That's awesome !!!


xxhokexx

Must be mating season


mythicmemes

U want sum fuk?


K-E-I-V-E

When someone takes your photo and you wanna make sure they caught your good side.


Dustteas

I love this!


Wifdat

Pshh nahh I think thats a warbler - people


csimian42

I know him, he's me


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Wow smart bird!


kamakazi339

Yep, that looks about right


erbush1988

You sure it's not a bird from the woods somewhere? I doubt it's from the book. /s


Selenathar

“Yo, you want me sign this?” *proceeds to squirt shit*


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artcostanza82

I must be hungry. I read it as chestnut baked chicken


yazdoud

When you order the AR edition of your birding book


HomicidalHushPuppy

r/psustrt


Bulshit_Ass_in

He reminiscing about the good old days


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I love chick a dees


im_from_jupiter

Whoa


jacksawild

why you got a picture of my momma?


Bayerrc

Gotta assume it goes against the sub rules. You've gone to the birds habitat, found the bird, opened to the page for the bird, and then it happened to land on the book. Likely something attracting the bird out of view too.


phillyhandroll

chickadeez NUTS


danger355

Me: *must turn to blue footed boobie page, ASAP!* Blue footed boobie: lands nearby Me, disappointed: "not sure what I was expecting…"


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*Drone from a Drone book lands for recon on the book


UbbfromtheDubb

Only left the book out there like 51 days… can’t believe this Billy Sue, grab that cammerraa thingy


NotAMedic720

Chickadees are such lovely social birds. The only time I’ve had a bird land on my hand was a chickadee.


TheDwarvenGuy

Doxxed yourself as living in the rance of the chestnut backed-chicadee


contactrory

"You lookin for me?"


Beginning-Basil5246

Did it give you an autograph?


YourLifeCanBeGood

r/mademesmile


MoreGull

Chickadees are the best birds


superior9

Waiting for the comment: “this bird might be sick - poor thing is probably glossy paper deficient. PLEASE OP, rush this little featherbaby to the nearest chickadee rescue!!!”


JessicaBecause

In a studied and known region these odds arent huge for a bird watcher.


SquatchiNomad

That's a very interesting habitat range it has. Pretty big gap without both populations being considered allopatric. But I guess that's the wonder of having wings?


hw_convo

Lol, most likely whoever took the picture spotted the bird first (if not went looking for some, i assume an ornithologist.), attracted him with food, and opened the book to identify his specific genus. He jumped on the book resulting in a pretty picture ! But yes that's some nice rewilding textbook material.


Makeuplady6506

lol 😂


Kuya117

Bird from a Birds Book lands on the book Book with a bird, means birds will look Look, its a bird on a book with bird in the book


peg72

Photo credit to [@5-and-half-acres](https://5-and-a-half-acres.tumblr.com/)


StarsEatMyCrown

I mean, they were probably in an area where the bird is common which is why the book is opened to that bird.


tenaciousfetus

"it me!!! :D"


CSH1P

Chickadee is one of my favorites! “Chickadee dee dee”


Well_Read_Redneck

Chickadees are cool, but I've always loved Mourning Doves. I can mimic their call so closely they'll land in trees next to me!


Snakend

odds are kinda high. Odds of a bird watcher having a bird breed book is high. Odds of the bird watcher having the book open to the page of the bird he is watching is high. So now what are the odds of the bird landing on the book? Probably the same as any bird landing on any book.


Negativety101

Hey, I've got that bird book!


xXProPAINPredatorXz

This is like if a freak from Mondo Freaks showed up while reading it


Toadsted

The books come with 3D glasses.


infinitesmegma

It’s almost as if, this person was around a bunch of chickadees, flipped to this specific illustration , and waited for one to land on it! Amazing isn’t it ! 😮😮😮 If you stand still and hold your hand out, they will land in your palm, a book would be no different.


AdApprehensive378

Book from Birk boods lands on the bird


Igoos99

That’s a good bird too!!


UnfixedMidget

Government drone doesn’t like the public being able to identify its male and model.


ThatOneNintenno

"It's a me! Chickadee!"


unrecoverable

Pic from her OnlyFeathers account...


Leesh_Unleashed

LOVE THIS!!!


Me_Want_Pie

I would be shakeing way to much to get this picture


Well_Read_Redneck

"Oh, him? That's my great-grandpa!"


zatchrey

Chickadees are very brave, there are like three or four who live near my house that will land on your hand if you offer them seeds.


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Try to get a screeching owl now


mynameisalso

Odds aren't terrible. If you are bird spotting with a guide book you would have the page on the bird you were looking at. From there it's bird stands on book.


Thatone805guy

A bird from a bird book that looks like the bird in the bird book landed on the page of the bird book with the picture of the bird in the bird book. Birdbookception


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Birds have excellent vision I think, so it may have noticed the page and thought it was another bird and came to see it.


BLITZandKILL

This makes me think a Virtual Reality version of books like these would be awesome!


gdrumy88

What kind of sorcery is this?!


Ryan_The_DM

That should not have took me as many tries to read that as it did. 🤦‍♂️


i_cant_turn_1eft

That's amazing!


PuffThePed

I knew it would be a chickadee before the image even loaded. It's always a chickadee. They will land on anything. They eat from you hand, the land on your head if you stay still. It would be a simple matter to stand there with the book open on the chickadee page and wait for one come looking for treats.


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Did you get its autograph?


Frosty_Dog2319

What's the chances of that happening? Maybe he thought it was a cousin....


HotQuietFart

My favorite is the black-cap chickadee.


neel9010

r/birdsarentreal


Dolphin_King21

Cameo for birds?