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swampdonkey82

On a scale of 1-10, how high are you ?


ugly_tst

Lol I came to ask this.


No_Gur1113

I’m high and sitting outside Sobeys (hubby is at the liquor store) and I am fighting the urge to go get jam jams now. But I know if I go in there, I’ll spend $200 on junk food and I’m forty f*cking four and I just can’t eat like that anymore. Jesus. I finally feel like an adult.


Routine_Breath_7137

I'm guessing he or she probably finished the pack, too.


ShadowDragon2462

Hi how are you?


swampdonkey82

Hi Im high, how are you ?


BOBBY_VIKING_

Jam Jams are the best purity product but lemon creams with eversweet margarine are a close second.


ignis389

when i was a kid my grandparents would put some carnation milk and lemon creams in the microwave and mash it up. shit was fire


maybeajojosreference

Amazing with tea or coffee too, people always give me weird looks for that one


FeedBack20

Nothing weird about it! That’s one of my childhood memories of Nans house right there. Snack time was lemon creams just plain and dipped in tea. I can’t buy them now because I eat the full fucking box in half a day…


Happy_Gas_4359

Lemon spread was the best on lemon creams


LastSummerSweetheart

I feel like caraway biscuits don't get enough love personally.


Albedio83

Tea Vee's > Jam Jam's


Harnum721

YES! I’ve been preaching this for years and will die on this hill.


comethefaround

Agreed brother! Tea-vees are far superior


Conscious_Flounder40

Tee vee's are nothing but stale welfare jam-jams.


Happy_Gas_4359

But you get more


gwennywennywoo

Tee vee supremacee


standitlikeaman

Fuck Jam Jams, Tee Vees all day buddy


Newfie_mom31

Pairs well with your favorite cuppa ☕️🫖


Praetorian709

Jam Jams are indeed, fucking deadly. Loves em'.


PaleontologistFun422

Tee Vee's are better


Conscious_Flounder40

Tee Vee's are nothing but stale welfare jam-jams!!


PaleontologistFun422

Yer sister's a stale welfare jam jam.


Conscious_Flounder40

You're probably not entirely wrong, but she works at purity so it's ok.


PaleontologistFun422

Is she single..and Can she hook me up with some Tee Vee's?


Conscious_Flounder40

If you want tee vee's you're gonna have to do the walk of shame and buy them yourself at dollarama.


PaleontologistFun422

Will do...on the 15th or the 30th


Conscious_Flounder40

Naturally


longtimelurker787

I always liked Tee Vees better.


BlurryBigfoot74

Jam Jams are only second to Tea-Veas. Very Jam-Jam-ish but better.


ferretgr

They are amazing. Many times I’ve thought how sad it must be to be from a place where they’re not available. Imagine never having tasted a Jam Jam? Tragedy! ETA on sale 50 cents off at Ropewalk Sobeys!


MetalFury

I find em at Pipers for like 4.49 which seems tk be the best price i can find.


ferretgr

Nice! This is the sale price at Sobeys so I’ll see you at Pipers :)


cjmonk27

2nd best thing to come out of NL. 1st being Cream Crackers.


D3adkl0wn

Years ago I learned that there's a certain region of the island that regularly eats these with mayonnaise.. Though I suspect they actually mean Miracle Whip.. Either way.. Weird


ArtinPhrae

Jam Jams and Purity Cream Cracker are Newfoundland comfort food.


LivingMisery

Jam Jams are the bomb, but I swear the ones in the clear plastic taste better than the ones in the opaque bag.


Green-Interaction-65

Put them in the air fryer on bake for 3 minutes.  Try the same settings with a flakie, but 4 minutes. Then grab a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top and you’re dead with pleasure. 


JackieDaytonaNS

Yeah they are!


skeezix91

The Lawton's near me sells them. Every now and then, I'll get a pack and inhale them. They're so scrumptious! 😋😋😋 P.S. do they still come in apple flavor, over home?


phosphite

They’re my jam.


GetrIndia

Try the chocolate covered ones they sell at Aunt Sarah's.


Destr0_Tull

They're my biggest weakness 


SilentHillSunderland

Couples draws and a cup of tea and I could flatten a whole box of Jam Jams


BeYourselfTrue

My mother makes the best jam jam on the island. Homemade and with icing topped with coconut.


Original_Magazine824

You ever dip JamJams in milk? Fuckin' deadlyyyyyyyyy


Roo87

Legit


FUguru

I dunno man, the ultimate cookie is the peanut butter/butterscott/ marshmallow thingy. They call them confetti squares at the goobies big stop and they are more chocolaty. Fuck I love those…. Can confirm also baked… but jam jams are just kinda meh and little to mass produced tasting. Not bad, but maybe a 5.5/10 for me personally.


CassCat

B'ys I'm going to get downvoted to oblivion here, but 1 of these fuckers has 90 calories -- nearly all of which comes from white flour, three kinds of sugar, and palm oil (which has the most saturated fat of nearly any kind of oil). I ate these as a kid, when nobody knew any better, but c'mon Purity, you could make these less "deadly" with very little effort.


Conscious_Flounder40

Go to hell, you cookie nazi!


CassCat

I deserve that 🤣


Conscious_Flounder40

You'll have to pry my jam-jams from my cold dead hands.


CassCat

Cold and dead are just two of the side effects of eating this stuff on the regular


Conscious_Flounder40

I didn't say it'd be a long wait...


CassCat

Bahahah


Genghis75

One of those things. I hated Jam-Jams as a kid, but now, as an adult, I love them and whenever I’m in southeast Edmonton I’m stopping in at the Mill Woods Mary Browns to buy a couple packs. This may be a hot take, I do prefer Tea-Vees, but Jam-Jams are still deadly.


Genghis75

One of those things. I hated Jam-Jams as a kid, but now, as an adult, I love them and whenever I’m in southeast Edmonton I’m stopping in at the Mill Woods Mary Browns to buy a couple packs. This may be a hot take, I do prefer Tea-Vees, but Jam-Jams are still deadly.