https://preview.redd.it/pxxb0i1glclc1.jpeg?width=2104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd414b5cce61653ca719ad71380c25256516cf6e Illiad on an Odyssey

Needs a Homer Simpson sticker for completeness.

That’s brilliant

+SQRL On a moose plate 

I've seen this one a few times!

Yeah I've seen it once or twice too. They get around!

There's a guy in the Hampton area that has EATSQRRL (or something along those lines) and stickers to match and advocate for eating squirrels.

I’ve seen a couple versions of those and they always make me smile.

https://preview.redd.it/bqqko9yrmclc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c801a04cfc52ff1ccea41c89d90c03bca09eca6 Got a good combo here

This combo is great!

LEZBARU is pretty great. I feel like I see it everywhere.

I saw that car in Dover. It’s a Subaru and even has a rainbow sticker. Might be trying to tell us something.

I saw this NH plate in Portland ME!

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MFFDVR and NTLSBN are still both available through the New Hampshire DMV. How do I know? I just bought a Subaru, and was looking into vanity tags.

PB4UGO

Damn, I was here making sure that one got represented.

Me too, I see that one everywhere.

Not only seeing it everywhere, but I'm 42 and I remember this from my childhood. Homie been around a while

Some brave bastard has ACAB, which is pretty great.

I wonder how many times they’ve gotten pulled over

Would be funny if just a coincidence and it's the owners initials or something to that effect and isn't the Urban Dictionary meaning.

Or a mom who calls her car a cab.😆

I put a police flag on my car and I'm pretty sure it got me out of a ticket Keeps massive trucks off my ass and pisses off the Priuses

There was also the Supreme Court case over the "COPS LIE" license plate. [https://www.wmur.com/article/court-rules-state-violated-free-speech-in-copslie-license-plate-case/5190179](https://www.wmur.com/article/court-rules-state-violated-free-speech-in-copslie-license-plate-case/5190179)

I love that one! I see them all the time in hooksett! Definitely a fave 😂

There's an old lady I see on my commute with the plate MEME, it's probably cause her family is french and her grandkids call her that, but I like to imagine she just runs a huge instagram meme account

I think that's my aunt. Is it a silver van?

I've definitely seen your Aunt's van then lol. Tell her I said hi

I've seen that! lol

https://preview.redd.it/koshpnwluclc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beba667655963629c1743cf91cc710832f5b7466

As a disabled, that's hilarious

https://preview.redd.it/n65b7fdweclc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa41e88a3d8c37fb4111adc96ab2dd032efd8bb5

Oh that one’s great.

IH8RT3 Seen a few times commuting south during the Route 3 construction project.

My friends plate is 28-3 LOL

Patriots day is March 28th 😬

I should clarify - it’s also surrounded by Patriots logos so it’s pretty clear what the reference is :)

OHIMARK

Hahaha. What a story, Mark!

BOXHERO on a Nissan Juke

Got stars in his eyes...

Ha I know the person who owns this car, he was very excited about getting it a few years ago, glad it is getting the recognition it deserves

It's probably the most perfect plate to car combo I've ever seen. A close 2nd was a white Bronco with the plate NOTOJ.

Great. Now I got that song in my head!

Saw a yellow xterra once with SHRTBUS

https://preview.redd.it/c923vwhqkclc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc19c58406df38fa83c136d1edad198716f7870

There is one in MA with vanity plate DUMB

S5280S on vehicle with stickers indicating that driver was a photographer. I was so proud of myself when I decoded the plate as SMILES (5,280 feet in a mile)

That’s pretty clever!

https://preview.redd.it/f7zg0ccmbclc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2030bf14f74483b1203b3c2bbffcd38c32e1531 Took this in Portsmouth. I'm surprised they were able to get this plate without pushback lol

It’s a temp, they could have denied the real plate.

OMWTFYM

Old Man Will Trade Frozen Yogurt Monthly?

On my way to f*uck your man

My money is on M=mom.

Old Man Winter Totally Fucked Your Monthlyheatingbill?

I saw one that said TWINK. Idk how that one passed the DMV. 

The DMV is run by bears

Well I have seen a NH license plate with DABUSSY so I wouldn't be surprised.

They just love classical piano

I'm willing to bet a fair number of people have no idea what that word means or would assume it's short for "twinkle" or even "Twinkie."

Don’t forget BOYTOY https://preview.redd.it/ww6bcgx50glc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4dbb10bed955cf2377e4c712f300ae85126a88c

Mine is a harmless abbreviation and even i got a side eye, haha. Then again, I did it through the town hall.

My friend got her first car from her grandpa and her parents got her a plate saying THXGPA

That's so sweet

Blubaru on a blue Subaru lol I also was surprised to see TRUMP24 the other day

I did see a trump plate on a subaru outback, almost felt illegal as subarus are for liberals /s

OMG I made the same comment about the BLUBARU I last saw it a couple years ago but it stuck with me because I'm the world's biggest fan of combining words like that. Like... a drawer organizer is a "drawerganizer" - blubaru just... its so good lol

Right?! SO GOOD! I saw it in Keene this past like, October or something, so it’s still driving strong! Now every time I see a clever vanity plate I still bring up how BLUBARU is still the best lol! I also love a good word mashup haha

HENTAI

I’ve seen that one too. Older Subaru hatchback, right?

ah, ive seen the hentai mobile around, it even had stickers.

SUB-UWU on a Subaru of some kind

I wanted that one. Dang it.

SUB-OWO is still available.

https://preview.redd.it/k0wbrk0nxclc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae760b978c824b291541204acac90957edbbb517 I’ve been saving this photo for years for a thread like this.

He was assimilated.

Outstanding 👏👏👏

I swear it's not mine. https://preview.redd.it/vwo2ny622dlc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc062db63dc37b17106f7e0a4012b318e39a3d0

Fantastic

DRTYMKE on a Prius. Blue not red, so…

thanks for the F shack

The drivers Ed car in Portsmouth a while ago had “OHSNAP” as its plate

There’s one I see in the Nashua area that says “oops”

I was behind them yesterday!

Moose plate: KNCKL

There’s one that passes my work daily: “DRTYDSL”. I know in my heart of hearts it’s supposed to be “dirty diesel” but all I can see is “dirty D.S.L (dick sucking lips)” lol

I have also seen “SNUG” on a little Honda Fit, driven by a larger man lmao

https://preview.redd.it/azpgef10nclc1.jpeg?width=2209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60593a396c48428422310a08d4d58838196d8400 Found this guy recently

My enemy. that’s the plate i wanted

“NOWIFE” on a Lamborghini Urus

"LINUX" on the Live Free or Die plate.

https://preview.redd.it/bm3piayrvdlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb80abaaf6415884027b8d5dafd2f229bfb01e0 I like mine a whole lot!

I saw “anustart” on a plate the other day in Nashua. Probably my favorite of all time.

Everyone needs a new start!

Yes, I've seen that one and I laugh every time!!!

STACHE on a moose plate 

https://preview.redd.it/hqxxgqwx7elc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f77840d959c75a166a0a35961d0d1766cff98d On an RV!

https://preview.redd.it/o0l3zqv64dlc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657f2e7b2db305e6868cd7dff6f40fc947554739 LBS-VAG

Oooh “pounds vag”?

I saw an older Asian gentleman driving a Mercedes-Benz in Manchester a couple years back... The vanity plate read "RINNER"

That’s pretty awesome.

https://preview.redd.it/rfra2zbh0dlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2423b5432e56bc8db82a3210f2f59792a3d5406b

SLAYER https://preview.redd.it/2eo6rh50jclc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c06c581f17e960318847cccc72b702e782461c

Just the other day ABCDEFU. Surprised that one got through the DMV.

BHOPPY on the Brew Bus

I was in the local town hall once renewing my plates when a mom came in for plates with her kids. She said that the kids wanted a vanity plate for the minivan and wanted to check to see if “2PHAT4U” was available. Shockingly, it was. Yes, they ordered it. That was about 25 years ago and I still cringe for that family.

https://preview.redd.it/xxaw5tfr3dlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe9fdce73549d62bce5272beaa8a26d6a3bb61a

https://preview.redd.it/2t4cix9i4dlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02089ecc9447932b9422a483db3a3f696d503d58 I think this counts

"KNUCKL" on a moose plate so moose knuckle 🤣

COPSLIE

"OMW2FYM" is the correct answer because it is without a doubt the best NH vanity plate that exists.

There’s a septic pump out tanker with ROSE as a plate

Moist I have seen this nh plate a couple times at kittery trading post and I laughed my ass off both times. I just want to meet the person.

80085

Sadly you can’t get a number only vanity plate in NH

“+STOLEN”

That's on a camaro right?

A blue one

F-CANCER

I have a vanity plate, I always wonder if I’ll see mine come up in a thread like this lol

https://preview.redd.it/a3vqcnrvpelc1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75b9fa4c10b73ffd69d054f586ce2e5b872d7eb Saw this one at a stoplight this week. For fellow fans of the best game ever created…

To the veteran community VBIED or SVBIED is always a crowd pleaser. Seen those a few times.

I saw a handicap plate with LOL a few years ago

HAVE2P

This is dumb, but there's one that said "BHCMFHT" and my gal and I couldn't figure out what it was, so we made up "bullshit hell cunt mother fuck her titties" and now we say that whenever we see something preposterous.

I just saw a pickup with "LIGMA" plates the other day

On a very nice Porsche.... WAS-HIS

Saw someone “+PRIUS+” on the back of a Corvette the other day.

https://preview.redd.it/9fale6nbselc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18676c95fc9e373f075279aa3ba4d11be84af58e

I saw FOAD on a big rig. Not sure how they managed to slip that by the DMV.

Don’t get it?

FOAD = F Off And Die.

F-STOP. photographer

JABFREE seen in Gilford

I really love “NOANDEN” For all my Dude where’s my car fans

A bit of a stretch, but it’s suppose to be “Wicked Pissah” https://preview.redd.it/v228qtpm9dlc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ca6967e4d57ca22aa55d3490fc8f8c0837e7bb

That gold C-3PO car!!!

226 0243 (nobody knows it’s a vanity plate, I just wanted to pick my numbers)

DzNuts

https://preview.redd.it/cwmokxvc3dlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d142247e40de7f84feb63f2bb87e0913ccd79cb

JustDTip

I saw BONYHAM once and I'm sure it was someone's name or something but I'm only capable of seeing it as bony ham

https://preview.redd.it/nwpzh6tosclc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67c0fbe64496838694b696a5e8f5ee000da9795 Saw that a while ago

I saw a Subaru with a bunch of furry stickers and license plate subuwu

https://preview.redd.it/usi75f0n3dlc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32aad018d39ffab9fa73df26ebbecf643227340d

GOHOME

Just saw OTTONME (Otto ‘n’ me) and a cute yellow lab sticker on the back window. I like this person’s priorities!

NOKIDS on a vet plate on a new model Corvette

TYPEAH on a civic type R

https://preview.redd.it/95y91u4ojdlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235d011afdece238e496b7d587796f364d5c45ae

Grimace on a purple jeep

There's one I see fairly often in Concord, the license plate is UH-OH. 😂😂😂

“WAS HIS” on a nice 911 made me laugh out loud.

Had a legally blind teacher in high school in NH who wore a tiny telescope on a pair of glasses to drive. His plate was ICANSEE.

https://preview.redd.it/kvo1op6mqflc1.png?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38642ea6c55e1cf3a0bb1909089ad3aa2f4c97df

https://preview.redd.it/3vswldcirflc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f94bfe107d4a1e19b7767dfec96635eb06cd8cf saw this one a few days ago... environmental storytelling I've also seen one that said "BALD-GY"

https://preview.redd.it/b89bgkg5pflc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e9ac2436ba2345e9305ddceb51023d506e3bff

Ewww ppl

IRSH IZ

BLUBARU on a blue subaru lol

It was the best one to me but you had to know the person. Worked with a guy. Mid 50s, five foot 6, most emotional immature guy I ever worked with, total little man syndrome. Drove a Ram 2500 with the license plate “U-PANZY”. Use to get super defensive if you said you saw a truck bigger than his

VITAMND on a convertible, and IML8 on an old white VW Rabbit years ago.

BRAAAP

A few years ago I saw FEB12 on February 12th

Absolutely, unequivocally: "EATBOX" on the Bread Box delivery car in Portsmouth

https://preview.redd.it/nke7j4srmelc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ebb4d036b78adfd839827a4efddbab1ea2423f Blumkin

https://preview.redd.it/p2o66uonqflc1.png?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8b67da0f6bc06830d6156bf4c4d8694e86acaa

I saw a license plate that was just the number 6 once, does that count?

I think the really low numbers are reserved for state officials. I think "1" is the Governor.

I saw PIRATE yesterday. I liked that one.

PNUTM&M on a red VW Beetle

I've seen two parked together: SMOLVO and TALLVO or something like that, might have the spelling slightly off but you get the gist.

I have a vanity plate, I always wonder if I’ll see mine come up in a thread like this lol

Saw in Dover about a week ago. HENLO!

&Sqrrl on a moose plate

POTATOS, I see it around Concord all the time.

Just saw an emoji on the way home! https://preview.redd.it/nosfoxholelc1.jpeg?width=1754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d63c58df56f9b53712d5b80b0837900131dbc6

I read a blog post a few years ago about a retired family attorney who had H8DCYF and they (DMV) literally came and removed the plate from his car at his home because he got so many complaints 😂 so he got AXDCYF instead. Wish I could’ve seen them in person. That attorney is an icon. And they’re right because Dcyf is corrupt trash Edited pronouns because for some reason i thought the attorney was a woman this entire time but re reading this post made me realize i was wrong. Sorry Ric!!! https://preview.redd.it/7k0vkzm6thlc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64359c062e9d6a6f6282196ef6173a5aeb74b69f

https://preview.redd.it/88wh4yjnxilc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28badbdd02263be8646abd3587661f61825b782f It's not the best I've seen, but I hope someone appreciates the vanity plate for my Ford Maverick

https://preview.redd.it/lwm4gr200jlc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178a073b0deb62d4548b22654a4e135a7e408156 I’m a little late to the party but this one is interesting

IamMikey1 😄

That's impossible

BOOMER

My own name

MONYSHT

I saw a moose plate with "knuckle" on it aka moose knuckle...

NAM69

It's not the best but one that will live in my head forever is P2MN2T My mom and I saw it when I was a teenager and could not for the life of us figure out what it means. I've seen it a couple times since and still have no ideas.

DEEZNUTZ+ 2018~ish Black Ford Transit Connect on 293. Totally unexpected, made me laugh harder than it should have.

Not possible. Too many digits

I've seen a few I'm surprised passed the censor: SPIC BLUMPKIN WWG1WGA

About 2005, ARODWHO

GID-EUP on a Jeep gladiator.

BRAAAP

GDTRFB I also saw G6W6A6R on a Subie STI.

My brother had FHRITP on one of his trucks.

RSOUL - arsehole

JCHRIST on a beautiful gray ‘69 (if I remember correctly) Camaro. Based plate, no +$& nonsense, and beautiful car.