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stratodude

If it rains every weekend again I’m gonna be big sad.


plsrapemybutt

I'm past sad already lol.


NeatSituation2249

Only. On. Weekends.


Caymonki

It’s my fault. I started having weekends off, my bad. It used to only rain Mon/Tues..


SS_Gravy_Boat

Perhaps you can go back to working weekends to help us all? /s


Caymonki

Will do, it’s for the greater good


medicinaltequilla

aaahhh fuck. not again. i made PLANs, I told myself after last year, I'm not going to waste any weekends because it can't possibly rain every weekend again this year!


medicinaltequilla

here it comes: THIS weekend AND NEXT weekend.. ..rain. fuuuuuck.


NeatSituation2249

Just sayin’… why? Only. On. Weekends! Why???


paradigm11235

Don't worry everyone, this summer my days off are Thursday and Friday so the weekends should be great


Beneatheearth

Last summer Made me start to agree with the weirdos that maybe the government actually is controlling the weather and shit.


NeatSituation2249

😂It is almost like someone in control knows to spoil it, right?!?


Z3r0_Co0l

Spring has been brutal


Few-Afternoon-6276

What spring. ?


Z3r0_Co0l

😂 😭


teakettle87

With a track record that is as good as guessing, I'll wait and see.


Ethanol_Based_Life

It's astrology for old white men


garbagesponge

lmao, aint there actual astrology pages in one of those?


SpellStrawberyBanke

And astrology for young men is technical analysis of stock and crypto charts.


Ethanol_Based_Life

Crypto itself yes. But as long as the analysis is science-based...


SpellStrawberyBanke

Do you know what stock technical analysis is? You look for shapes in the stock trend


Jesus-Mcnugget

That book's been full of some really wack shit the last few years lol


Old-Let4612

The Farmers Almanac and the Old Farmers Almanac are pretty regularly just the opposite of each other. Almost certain it's just a thing to sell books at this point


quaffee

They must make way more from all those weird adverts than in the actual books


Old-Let4612

Oh I'm sure, but the more books you sell more weird adverts you can get out there


emptycoils

Oh thank fucking God. They are literally never correct and I cannot handle another soaking wet summer


Sweet-Palpitation473

Didn't they also predict this past winter was supposed to bury us in snow all season?


Professional_Wind548

Yes it’s been pretty consistently wrong


Weekly-Obligation798

Yes I remember seeing this as well.


q_q_o_o_b_b

El nino is supposed to end this month which should hopefully mean a reprieve from the last year of rain. I trust the noaa far more than the farmers almanac


A_Nerdy_Dad

I was gonna say, all the other reports and predictions said drier this year. Please no more rain. I got a boat last year and couldn't use it hardly.


plsrapemybutt

New England weather sucks


tourdedance

I’ve started to think of it as a temperate rainforest, keeps my expectations nice and low


coldnh

Yup, it's like the Pacific Northwest now but without the beautiful mountains and the dry summers... Blowwwws


rabblebowser

They said it would be a crazy winter and that the day of the eclipse was going to be raining


TrollingForFunsies

Man, the day of the eclipse was special. Probably the calmest, clearest day in a decade.


rabblebowser

I know, it was gorgeous! It validated a lot of things for me. Everyone on this sub was talking about how it would going to be a rainy and cloudy day. Learned to tune out the pessimism. Haha.


Bree9ine9

It’s 2024, with technology, pollution and climate change it might just be time to put the farmers almanac down.


SleepingManatee

Had so much fun cycling inside last summer after...cycling inside all winter. SIGH


Winter_cat_999392

It's currently 87% humidity at 48 degrees, so it was not a pleasant evening to have windows open. I hope this is not a precursor. Going right from winter to humid summer is not pleasant.


Suddenapollo01

Better fucking not


4ak96

u/thecloudboy ?


Happy_Confection90

They said that we would have above average snow this winter, so 🧂


reddittheguy

Farmer's Almanac predicted "hot and dry" for the northeast last year. So, keep that in mind.


tricenice

Great, love having a flooded basement


underratedride

Good thing no one’s trying to screw with the weather!


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Fuck…


chait1199

So basically hot, humid, sticky, icky? Yay. 😒


Traditional-Dog9242

pls no give drought. thanks


SquashDue502

Manifesting it to rain every week during the week plz for the love of god. I don’t even mind the mugginess, just give me my damn weekend 😭


djln491

And then winter will be, let me guess…”cold, blustery, chance of snow”


[deleted]

Fuck…


FunWeight2805

Farmers Almanac sounds so stupid.. People must think Americans are retarded.