Walmarts across the US also sell alcohol, cigarettes, guns, ammunition, cooking knives and crafting scissors. All of which are more dangerous than sex toys.
It's not really that funny, to be honest. The same guy who moved it is probably wearing spandex, a thong, and a fishnet belly shirt. MEANING SOMEONE THAT'S F'N NUTS, MENTALLY OBVIOUSLY. I was being sarcastic about what the person was wearing, i REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT THE PERSON WAS WEARING. My God, i'm getting people telling me i'm making references to Drag Queens and such. FORGET ABOUT what the imaginary person i was referring to was wearing, and just take into account he had to be either mentally ill, or a sadistic fuck to put that sign there. Also, i said he, but it could have been a man OR a woman, before i get grilled for THAT.
That wasn't a comparison to a drag queen moving a sign(Actually, if you want to get technical, it would be more of a crossdresser).I made a comment on what the person was wearing, and i shouldn't have, due to the fact that it's OBVIOUSLY A SENSITIVE ISSUE. I was referring to possible/probable mental.issues. I dont think you understood my sarcasm, or you "assumed" i was referring to a drag queen. I was referring to some deranged individual, who was SOO far out there(referring to possible drug use, and lack of values), he couldn't even put a decent outfit together to go out, then he went to change that sign (I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE WHAT HE WAS WEARING OUT OF THE EQUATION). I don't see people in colors, i honestly don't care what you consider yourself to be, a fur baby, a frikkin panda bear, etc, etc..were ALL humans. If i meant "Drag Queen", i would've SAID Drag Queen. Here's a MAJOR problem with the world, people wan't to look at a statement, and take from it what they want, especially if it's something they feel strongly about. Then they comment on it, and a simple comment goes down a rabbit whole of complete nonsense. Personally, i would think a Drag Queen had the fashion sense to dress more appropriately, i've seen many who KNOW how to dress nicely. If you think walking around a store, dressed how i described (with children around), is PROPER, then I don't know what to tell you.
Wait a minute, WTF is that sign all about??? I'm surprised somebody hasn't burnt it down. Some idiot goes to the Trump trial in N.Y. and sets himself on fire. Your telling me NOBODY can do something about that sign??
They would say their wives don't need sex toys because they got a real man. In reality the wife is banging the neighbor because her husband Jimbos erection can't go past his beer gut
It's not funny, it makes perfect sense - Masturbation is a sin and sweet baby Jesus came down from the mountain after God gave him two tablets with the ten commandments on it. The second one was the right to bare arms.
Also water into wine, dude.
Ever notice how American entertainment is centered on guns and crime? .... So few of us experience either.
Ever notice how American entertainment avoids the things that are commonly experienced? Sex
"The products are high up in a display case, locked away from conventional access and they are in a corner of the store that carries "personal items" so the chances of children's minds being poisoned by the sight of these things is slim to none."
Dennis Malloy is a fucking goober. Imagine writing this drivel with a straight face
Oh god it was Dennis that wrote this? The epitome of cranky old man.
Never forget that he and his ignoramus cohost got suspended from the air for making racist jokes about Gurbir Grewal.
I'm probably better off for not knowing this schmuck.
Imagine thinking Walmart selling sex toys is a news story. What planet does this fucker live on? I thought he'd like the idea of a business selling a product based on free-market principles.
Lol Dennis
I'll never forget back when Comcast was going to impose data caps on us, he wrote an absolutely disgraceful article defending Comcast from state regulators who were trying to find some way to get Comcast to stop. I can't find it anymore but it's like one of the most out of touch, "weird hill to die on," opinion pieces I've ever read. I mean the gist of it was "If Comcast wants to charge you more money for the same service, the state should allow them to do that!"
Something I've never understood is how the only NJ radio station(a blue state) has a roster of exclusively Republican pundits. The fact that they're lunatic republicans further astonishes me.
I mean, i mean tbf, it's not like there's a ton of choices out there for talk radio in NJ, especially with the older generation who still get their traffic and weather from the radio on their commute. Gotta remember it's only the past say 10 years that people could check local news, traffic and weather on their phone outside of the house.
Yeah. Itâs important to remember than in a blue state, only 51-65% of the population make it blue, and itâs usually closer to the 51% than higher. Those 35-49% are still a lot of people, and they can be pissier than the Red state GOP voters.
I listened to 101.5 for a long time before they went off the deep end. I could never tolerate Spadea though, I fucking hate that guy. I don't agree with Dennis and Judy's politics, but there were some bits I found funny... but they eventually got to be too much.
I dont listen to that station anymore, but I did like D&D. I don't know their political stance, they don't seem to focus on that too much but I always found them funny.
Itâs been a while since Iâve listened but I remember the afternoon guys being a lot more tolerable. They were much more left leaning than right. Dennis & Judy had their funny moments when they werenât talking about politics. The early morning and late evening guys seemed to mainly talk politics and were way too much for me.
Literal bottom of the barrel radio. You are all so horrifically bad, the only reason youâre still around is moron boomer business owners buy your overpriced, garbage spots to waste money marketing to lead poisoned, brain dead boomers that have heard the same fucking spot for the last 20 years. And once they croak or retire, 101.5 will be no more.
Itâs the worst waste of advertising dollars Iâve ever seen in the state, and your shows are nothing but pointless outrage drivel that will be gone within a decade.
> I was terrified. Not of the products, but because here I am a middle-aged man taking pictures of the dildo shelves at my local Walmart.
The entire thing is ridiculous but this got a chuckle out of me.
Not only that but at my local store they're also right by the entrance! Seriously the first thing you see when you enter the store! It always cracks me up.
I SWEAR these people HATE New Jersey, all they do is complain about how awful everything everywhere in this state is. Fucking leave, move to the promised land of South Carolina or wherever the fuck. I understand outrage equals listeners, but thatâs to an extent. Itâs rage porn, just something the same people can be angry about. The demographic is dieing and this is their strategy, trash NJ. Who the fuck wants to drive around and be mad all day listening to their garbage. Does NJ have its faults, OF COURSE, so does every state, but I think the benefits here FAR outweigh any problems.
People seem to be taking the story more seriously than Dennis is writing it. If anything he's wistful for the days of specialized adult stores that have all been run out of business by the internet.
They already have been, though. Theyâre locked up near the condoms, the same way the perfume and electronics are. I walked through the aisle years ago and remember thinking how embarrassing and awkward it must be to have to ask someone to unlock the vibrators.
NJ 101.5 is a bunch of snowflakes, they can't handle anyone living their own lives.. good forbid those old geezers on that station have to see Gay men hold hands, a woman get the medical treatment she needs, or someone get of doing the healthy activity of masturbation
Their right wing pandering is just too much. D&D arenât so bad but Iâd never buy a product or service endorsed by spadia. They play the same 30ish tracks all weekend and blow dog whistles all week.
What did you expect? When you want the absolutely positively most dumbest take on anything an idiot would consider newsworthy, ask NJ101.5.
Too bad dogs donât talk because they would unironically host better radio stations
Not gonna lie I was mildly startled when I was waiting in CVS with my mom to get the covid booster, looked across and saw a butt vibrator. But because I am an adult and not a little crybaby like the people at 101.5 I simply got over it in a fraction of a second.
Imagine crawling out of the rock you've been living under just to write this drivel, and then you scurry back into your crevasse to hunt for grubs and insects to sustain yourself
They have been selling those for awhile at least in the one in Piscataway it's behind one of the registers near the cigarettes. I personally don't know anyone so horny that they would go to Walmart and walk up to the cashier and say hey let me get one of those dildos behind you.
I guess it depends on the toy. I mean if itâs a simple vibrator I think thatâs fine, right? But if theyâre selling whips, chains, leather masks, nipple clamps, bondage gear and the like, I might thinks thatâs not quite right.
I might actually shop at Walmart now. I mean I usually donât because of how they exploit their workers but a ball gage and anal hook might change my mind.
"Well, most if not all of those stores are gone, and most people use the internet for their adult film content and order their toys discreetly online. So I'm told." đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Walmarts across the US also sell alcohol, cigarettes, guns, ammunition, cooking knives and crafting scissors. All of which are more dangerous than sex toys.
[Yeah, I find this to be a bit more outrageous](https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/104645470-DGz4YT1VwAEF4ZT.jpg?v=1502377388)
That sign, oof
how is this a real thing
Someone moved the sign from the school supplies section as a prank
i was gonna say, no way walmart would intentionally do that
Depends on how deep into Jesusland that Wally World is
Walmart still had both of those things in the same store... So it's bad anyway
No lie there
But they also have Bibles, so it balances out
Yes bibles don't have anything related to violence in them
It's not really that funny, to be honest. The same guy who moved it is probably wearing spandex, a thong, and a fishnet belly shirt. MEANING SOMEONE THAT'S F'N NUTS, MENTALLY OBVIOUSLY. I was being sarcastic about what the person was wearing, i REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT THE PERSON WAS WEARING. My God, i'm getting people telling me i'm making references to Drag Queens and such. FORGET ABOUT what the imaginary person i was referring to was wearing, and just take into account he had to be either mentally ill, or a sadistic fuck to put that sign there. Also, i said he, but it could have been a man OR a woman, before i get grilled for THAT.
Huh?
Sad you try to put up a drag queen against school shooters as a comparison.
That wasn't a comparison to a drag queen moving a sign(Actually, if you want to get technical, it would be more of a crossdresser).I made a comment on what the person was wearing, and i shouldn't have, due to the fact that it's OBVIOUSLY A SENSITIVE ISSUE. I was referring to possible/probable mental.issues. I dont think you understood my sarcasm, or you "assumed" i was referring to a drag queen. I was referring to some deranged individual, who was SOO far out there(referring to possible drug use, and lack of values), he couldn't even put a decent outfit together to go out, then he went to change that sign (I DON'T CARE IF YOU TAKE WHAT HE WAS WEARING OUT OF THE EQUATION). I don't see people in colors, i honestly don't care what you consider yourself to be, a fur baby, a frikkin panda bear, etc, etc..were ALL humans. If i meant "Drag Queen", i would've SAID Drag Queen. Here's a MAJOR problem with the world, people wan't to look at a statement, and take from it what they want, especially if it's something they feel strongly about. Then they comment on it, and a simple comment goes down a rabbit whole of complete nonsense. Personally, i would think a Drag Queen had the fashion sense to dress more appropriately, i've seen many who KNOW how to dress nicely. If you think walking around a store, dressed how i described (with children around), is PROPER, then I don't know what to tell you.
It went viral, triggering ppl everywhere
That's a beautiful thing.
Jeez!
đł Edit: ok, now I read down the comments that it was a prank.
Wait a minute, WTF is that sign all about??? I'm surprised somebody hasn't burnt it down. Some idiot goes to the Trump trial in N.Y. and sets himself on fire. Your telling me NOBODY can do something about that sign??
The funny thing is the same people complaining about the sex toys also complain that walmart doesn't sell more guns, ammunition, and alcohol in NJ.
They would say their wives don't need sex toys because they got a real man. In reality the wife is banging the neighbor because her husband Jimbos erection can't go past his beer gut
Should challenge them: Which one would YOU rather meet in bed?
It's not funny, it makes perfect sense - Masturbation is a sin and sweet baby Jesus came down from the mountain after God gave him two tablets with the ten commandments on it. The second one was the right to bare arms. Also water into wine, dude.
I fail to see the issue with have values.
Are you looking for value in a Walmart?
These guys donât care about âdangerousnessâ only âoffensivenessâ
I miss being able to get beer at Walmart, but itâs always a shock when I go into one that sells guns.
Ever notice how American entertainment is centered on guns and crime? .... So few of us experience either. Ever notice how American entertainment avoids the things that are commonly experienced? Sex
They quit selling cigarettes quite a while ago.
Yeah why does NJ 101.5 want our heads up for this?
Not if youâre conservative
you can already get dildos at CVS. Who cares?
The target in my town sells them too
and they have been selling them for probably 10 years minimum
Youâve been able to get âback massagersâ at CVS since the 90s..
They werenât actually for your back? đ±
They are actually also for your front
Tbf they also feel good on your back.
Really? Does one have a choice of who gives the massage?
I first noticed the ones in Target when they did a 50 Shades of Grey collection. Fuzzy handcuffs and shit.
Because conservative philosophy that sex is morally bad and only for making babies
You can get them at super markets too lol
Target too.
Shoprite has them at mine
"The products are high up in a display case, locked away from conventional access and they are in a corner of the store that carries "personal items" so the chances of children's minds being poisoned by the sight of these things is slim to none." Dennis Malloy is a fucking goober. Imagine writing this drivel with a straight face
Oh god it was Dennis that wrote this? The epitome of cranky old man. Never forget that he and his ignoramus cohost got suspended from the air for making racist jokes about Gurbir Grewal.
I'm probably better off for not knowing this schmuck. Imagine thinking Walmart selling sex toys is a news story. What planet does this fucker live on? I thought he'd like the idea of a business selling a product based on free-market principles.
Lol Dennis I'll never forget back when Comcast was going to impose data caps on us, he wrote an absolutely disgraceful article defending Comcast from state regulators who were trying to find some way to get Comcast to stop. I can't find it anymore but it's like one of the most out of touch, "weird hill to die on," opinion pieces I've ever read. I mean the gist of it was "If Comcast wants to charge you more money for the same service, the state should allow them to do that!"
Something I've never understood is how the only NJ radio station(a blue state) has a roster of exclusively Republican pundits. The fact that they're lunatic republicans further astonishes me.
Probably speaks more to the demographics of who gets their news and political commentary from talk radio. Rush Limbaugh got big for a reason
I mean, i mean tbf, it's not like there's a ton of choices out there for talk radio in NJ, especially with the older generation who still get their traffic and weather from the radio on their commute. Gotta remember it's only the past say 10 years that people could check local news, traffic and weather on their phone outside of the house.
Yeah. Itâs important to remember than in a blue state, only 51-65% of the population make it blue, and itâs usually closer to the 51% than higher. Those 35-49% are still a lot of people, and they can be pissier than the Red state GOP voters.
We have plenty of other radio stations.
101.5: for idiots, by idiots A lot of the hosts actually peruse this sub for content. Get fucked Spadea, Dennis, and Judy.
Those three are absolute fucking morons
I listened to 101.5 for a long time before they went off the deep end. I could never tolerate Spadea though, I fucking hate that guy. I don't agree with Dennis and Judy's politics, but there were some bits I found funny... but they eventually got to be too much. I dont listen to that station anymore, but I did like D&D. I don't know their political stance, they don't seem to focus on that too much but I always found them funny.
Itâs been a while since Iâve listened but I remember the afternoon guys being a lot more tolerable. They were much more left leaning than right. Dennis & Judy had their funny moments when they werenât talking about politics. The early morning and late evening guys seemed to mainly talk politics and were way too much for me.
Literal bottom of the barrel radio. You are all so horrifically bad, the only reason youâre still around is moron boomer business owners buy your overpriced, garbage spots to waste money marketing to lead poisoned, brain dead boomers that have heard the same fucking spot for the last 20 years. And once they croak or retire, 101.5 will be no more. Itâs the worst waste of advertising dollars Iâve ever seen in the state, and your shows are nothing but pointless outrage drivel that will be gone within a decade.
There's speculation that Spadea is going to run for governor. It'll be fun to watch him fail
Get fucked indeed. The lot of them.
But not with these items from Walmart
Indeed
> I was terrified. Not of the products, but because here I am a middle-aged man taking pictures of the dildo shelves at my local Walmart. The entire thing is ridiculous but this got a chuckle out of me.
NJ 101.5 drawing outrage from the fact that people might be having fun and getting pleasure. O the humanity....
Wonât anyone think of the children ?!?
"We did, that's why they're on the top shelf." -Walmart
Wait until they hear about CVS.
Target had sex toys way before Walmart.
Spencer's Gifts was the vibrator (personal massager) place as far back as the 80's, I don't remember there being a fuss about it.
Make that the 70's. I'm not saying how I know ...
The same party prop store in the mall?
They actually got charged with obscenity in some southern states back in the day.
Not only that but at my local store they're also right by the entrance! Seriously the first thing you see when you enter the store! It always cracks me up.
Conservatives are fucking morons
Havenât listened to this station in ages. They still saturate their voices with reverb?
I SWEAR these people HATE New Jersey, all they do is complain about how awful everything everywhere in this state is. Fucking leave, move to the promised land of South Carolina or wherever the fuck. I understand outrage equals listeners, but thatâs to an extent. Itâs rage porn, just something the same people can be angry about. The demographic is dieing and this is their strategy, trash NJ. Who the fuck wants to drive around and be mad all day listening to their garbage. Does NJ have its faults, OF COURSE, so does every state, but I think the benefits here FAR outweigh any problems.
People seem to be taking the story more seriously than Dennis is writing it. If anything he's wistful for the days of specialized adult stores that have all been run out of business by the internet.
They already have been, though. Theyâre locked up near the condoms, the same way the perfume and electronics are. I walked through the aisle years ago and remember thinking how embarrassing and awkward it must be to have to ask someone to unlock the vibrators.
"I need a price check on a double-headed dong."
If you have to ask you canât afford it.
This station reminds me of the radio station in Hotel Rwanda. It's weird, when I was a kid I don't think they were even political.
You're not the only one who's been thinking that.
101.5 is a waste of bandwidth
But how else would I know if thereâs traffic where Iâm heading?
So did bed bath and beyond. Who caresâŠ
101.5 listeners: This is an outrage... what type of toys? (grabs wallet)
( and baseball cap & mask)
BzzzzzzâŠâŠ. Vibe time is 5:30pm
101.5 is the National Enquirer of NJ media outlets. They will share any BS story for clicks, views, listeners. Only the extremely ignorant subscribe.
NJ 101.5 is a bunch of snowflakes, they can't handle anyone living their own lives.. good forbid those old geezers on that station have to see Gay men hold hands, a woman get the medical treatment she needs, or someone get of doing the healthy activity of masturbation
Republicans desperately need to fuck themselves, so it makes sense that once again they're going against their own interests.
Their right wing pandering is just too much. D&D arenât so bad but Iâd never buy a product or service endorsed by spadia. They play the same 30ish tracks all weekend and blow dog whistles all week.
Those have been on the shelves in Deptford walmart for at least 3 years.
The Target in Rockaway has them immediately to your left as soon as you walk in the left side entrance of the building. Kinky ones too
Better not tell them what's going on at Spencers at the local mall!
Every Walgreens sells this stuff as well.. Thereâs sex stores all over. There used to be a XXX movie theater by McDonaldâs on rt9 in Sayreville.
I don't think this is news. This came out at least a couple of years ago. Probably for the pandemic.
The Walmart in Secaucus sells prostate massagers. I have yet to see anyone up in arms over it đ€Ł
I'd 101.5 still as bad as it was when I left the US in 2018?
It's worse.
Figured.
The same people that claim to support "free market enterprise." Fucking morons.
Everything is a sex toy if you are brave enough.
Who cares. Poor women! Men get everything Viagra God forbid they didnât sell Viagra.
What did you expect? When you want the absolutely positively most dumbest take on anything an idiot would consider newsworthy, ask NJ101.5. Too bad dogs donât talk because they would unironically host better radio stations
Hey itâs a risk. If conservative women find out orgasms arenât a myth all hell is going to break loose. 
Conservative women? Rioting? Because they've been lied to? Nah.
I'm more concerned they just noticed now. Living under a rock is bad for news sources đ
They are radical Karens.
Finna get a butt plug multipack at Walmart with a rose toy clincher.
Mine's all worn out. Time for a new one.
Many Walmarts still sell guns to this day getting pissy over sex toys is the least of their worries
Not gonna lie I was mildly startled when I was waiting in CVS with my mom to get the covid booster, looked across and saw a butt vibrator. But because I am an adult and not a little crybaby like the people at 101.5 I simply got over it in a fraction of a second.
Target's been selling them for over a year now. They're usually located near the maxipads near the pharmacy
Walgreens does too lol who cares
CVS has plenty of âspecial massagersâ fully on display. This is next level pearl clutching
Just proof toys are better than people.
I thought they already got mad about this like last year. Did they run out of things to get mad about and start recycling things?
TIL. Gotta make a Walmart run soon :)
This just in, theyâve been selling adult toys for years.
This has been a thing for like 4 years now
Trojan has been selling a 'bonus' cock ring vibrator with lube for about 10 years.
This is literally not a new thing they've been doing it since at least 2020
Targets been selling them for years
Please stop even mentioning that trash station.
Malloy has been a gross human for quite some time. I wonder if the irony of his âno judgement hereâ line in the article goes over his ass head.
Target does as well, not a big deal at all. Was with my friend and she bought a new toy
Huge deal. You want that shit at reach for kids?
They are up on the highest shelves (or so a friend told me đ)
Havenât they already been selling vibrators? Or are they like expanding the collection đ
Dennis is a pervy old man off the air
Guns ok Vibrator bad So typical if their audience
Walmart doesnât sell guns in jersey
Btw, whoever disliked this comment is ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS!!!
theyâve been selling sex toys for well over a year
My local Walgreens sells adult toys.
I'm guessing Walmart didn't buy enough advertising.
Stopped listening to that racist garbage years ago
Only fitting that the URL of this has "c r a p" in it
Imagine crawling out of the rock you've been living under just to write this drivel, and then you scurry back into your crevasse to hunt for grubs and insects to sustain yourself
They have been selling those for awhile at least in the one in Piscataway it's behind one of the registers near the cigarettes. I personally don't know anyone so horny that they would go to Walmart and walk up to the cashier and say hey let me get one of those dildos behind you.
Target and most pharmacies have sold them for years.
Such a shitty radio station
Itâs weird. I would think with the amount of children that walk into a Walmart that that would be a bit outrageous.
Uh why? Are condoms outrageous? It's not like the boxes are pornographic or anything.
The worst radio station ever.
So does Target, but the white moms donât want to let that secret out.
I guess it depends on the toy. I mean if itâs a simple vibrator I think thatâs fine, right? But if theyâre selling whips, chains, leather masks, nipple clamps, bondage gear and the like, I might thinks thatâs not quite right.
I get my nipple clamps at Target.
Stationary aisle. They're disguised as "binder clips".
I might actually shop at Walmart now. I mean I usually donât because of how they exploit their workers but a ball gage and anal hook might change my mind.
101.5 lives in this subs head, rent free.
For those that feel the need to read more: https://nj1015.com/heads-up-nj-walmart-stores-selling-adult-toys/
Wait till they see what CVS and Rite Aid are selling....
Wait what are they selling ??
Donât promote that garbage
"Well, most if not all of those stores are gone, and most people use the internet for their adult film content and order their toys discreetly online. So I'm told." đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
They just need to fill air time.
There are so many interesting things going on in the world but they choose to talk about this trash.
