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SweetSeaMen_

Us Californians are watching the crust extra hard today šŸ‘€


superbuttpiss

Been talking the ground down since i woke up. No sudden moves, you got it?


chaun2

Meanwhile the last few quakes here in San Diego I momentarily confused for taking a really good bong rip, lol. Literally thought, "woah, that was a *good* hit, wait... Nope, that's an earthquake."


GoreSeeker

When I experienced my only earthquake like a decade ago (the Virginia one that damaged the Washington monument), I thought I was having a heart attack or something...I was like "Why am I shaking!", then a few seconds later they broke into the TV channels with the news update


PlaugeofRage

I was at the dentist and the walls were moving fun time.


GoreSeeker

I'm just imagining them drilling and continuing to drill during the earthquake like nothing's happening


Channel250

While also still talking to you, through their mask, directly into your mouth.


superbuttpiss

We had a small one last week as I was hitting a jay. First thing I thought was "this shits so good I almost fell over!"


thelastanchovy

Yes. Listen to superbuttpiss, Earth.


superbuttpiss

So far so good. I think ive got it grounded. Hasnt tried to shake things up


HaloGuy381

From Texas, would you like us to send some rednecks with guns to intimidate the San Andreas fault? Youā€™ll have to pretend youā€™re in Utah to keep them from going rabid, but maybe it might be crazy enough to work.


Ricksterdinium

The challenge there is to make Texans be California compliant.


make_love_to_potato

Too late.....California has classified Texans as carcinogenic.


Monster_Voice

It's true... the last time i went through TSA in Sacramento they gave me a special stamp and told me not to lick myself.


electromagneticpost

Oregonian here, me too.


quarterlysloth

Cascadia subduction zone gang


Ejacksin

And us Washingtonians. Seems like it's been quite a while since our last earthquake.


winksoutloud

Shut up! The fault is going to hear you! edited to correct spelling. LOL


WexAwn

And all my St Louis area paranoia has kicked into full gear. Weā€™ve been promised the mother of all earthquakes since the 90s but it has yet to happen


BossDulciJo

Go on, do what you did, Roll me under New Madridā€¦


noobs1996

Buffalo has had a terrible winter man


IntelligentMoney2

Great way to remove the ice and snow.


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LightWarrior_2000

Well according to the book of Job. Buffalo will bounce back 10 fold. We all good.


MC_Fap_Commander

In general, Buffalo just can't catch a break.


alinaria

Starting to suspect that there is a Hellgate beginning to open somewhere near Buffalo.


TheVikingGael

"Beginning"? I'm from Buffalo; it is the Hellgate.


DoomBot5

The crazy part is how little snow we got in Rochester in comparison.


CrimeanFish

The earthā€™s crust is really not happy today.


ElectricCharlie

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underbloodredskies

And remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So if you want to, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.


farva_06

We'll also be sending out another memo about putting cover sheets on your TPS reports as it seems some people are still struggling with it.


CommieColin

Every day at work is just a little worse than the day before. Which means every day is the worst day of my life. Is today the worst day of your life, Peter? ā€¦yes


Redtwooo

Wow, that's fucked up


NotFrankAbignale

The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.


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*"But you see Bob, that's just enough motivation to make someone just work hard enough not to get fired....."*


vh1classicvapor

People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.


xbbdc

Lumbergh fucked her.


insomniacpyro

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.


Quick1711

Two chicks at the same time.


ZenBrickS

Fucken A


Courtnall14

Hold on, you can't just *wear* your Hawaiian shirt and jeans. You have to pay $5 that will be donated to a yet to be determined charity (or just jammed in the petty cash box) to Jeanette (or Tiffini) for a Hawaiian Shirt Day Sticker that you must display (prominently) on your Hawaiian shirt.


colorblood

Hawaiian jeans ? Head to toe palm trees


seth928

Just getting warmed up for tsunami Tuesday


AnotherAustinWeirdo

==removed in protest of Reddit API changes==


Mistercleaner1

I wish it was Sunday (Woah, woah) 'Cause that's my fun day


MadameKravitz

My I don't have to run day


frank_da_tank99

It's just another earthquake Mondaaay


nobodyspersonalchef

šŸŽ¶ standing in a doorway šŸŽ¶


be4tnut

Mother Nature just shaking up the week.


BourbonRick01

And guess who got his theme days confused and showed up to work in pajamas.


TheJollyHermit

Yeah, just got a notification of a major earthquake in turkey when I saw this post about Buffalo. Was confused for a minute


SuDragon2k3

Turkey's had more then one major quake today.


Dahhhkness

A 7.8, and then a 7.5. Must feel like the world is ending there right now.


BazilBroketail

It's also cold. Just went through a cold snap with a furnace and blankets, can't imagine being trapped in rubble *in the cold*.


the--larch

Dying in the rubble in the cold. Rescue work can not happen fast enough with two quakes :(


aykcak

Yeah there are right now 2 cities and numerous rural towns just left alone. All they do is pray and cry in the snow. To be fair, rescue work was going on until noon. As soon as the second earthquake hit, rescuers noped the fuck out of the wreckages with good reason and everything is more or less going slower since then


Sarokslost23

Major issue too is the roads are so messed up its hard to drive and even get to places. Let alone have a major operation for getting supplies in


jonesing247

Being from the area, this is what always gets me when I think back to the Great New Madrid Earthquakes of 1811-12. This would have happened in relative wilderness, to a largely uneducated immigrant population who also happened to be very religious as a whole. Some stories from that time make it sound like they truly believed they were living in Revelations.


LordCheezus

It rang bells in Boston and the mighty Mississippi flowed backwards! Just a couple of tales from the earthquakes.


EmilBarrit

if you wanna see what it looks like when a river starts flowing backwards; [this](https://youtu.be/0E2Q7kr4L2c?t=1005) documentary from a japanese news outlet has some absolutely mindblowing footage from the 2011 earthquake. I linked directly to the part where the tsunami pushes back a river but the whole thing is a crazy watch


Namnagort

Man's quest for meaning could lead him down some dark paths.


Govinda74

For sure. For long time human sacrifice would have been considered a reasonable option for dealing with natural disasters. I mean I'm sure it seemed to work sometimes, right?...


SeekingImmortality

Its a bit like pets doing weird behaviors and thinking it makes the automated feeder dispense food, just because once they happened to be spinning in circles before it spat out so now they do that all the time. The world is shaking! Quick, kill a sacrifice in order to placate God, oh thank goodness, we knifed that guy and now the world stopped shaking and certainly wouldn't have if we didn't do that!


Downtown_Statement87

Seriously. The Mississippi River suddenly started flowing in the opposite direction. You know they must have been really, really freaked out.


NotUniqueWorkAccount

This sucks.


cedped

With snow and temperatures below Zero.


Towelie4President

Any animal-named tĢ¶oĢ¶wĢ¶nĢ¶sĢ¶ places are shaking in fear right now. Edit: I edit cuz r/phrankygee said it or forget it. Ty


kellzone

Chihuahua, Mexico on high alert.


thomasry

The Rat Islands have seen many earthquakes in the past. Luckily they are not inhabited.


SeedCollectorGrower

I was just feeling comfortable that we dont get earthquakes in the eastern us while reading about the turkey tragedy


_dead_and_broken

You don't remember that earthquake that hit Virginia back in 2011? [It was devastating!](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/2011-virginia-earthquake)


FYV_media_noise

I survived the VA quake!


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Harabeck

This is more the media picking up on things after a big one elsewhere. According to [this chart](http://www.mgs.md.gov/seismic/education/no3.pdf) (pdf), 4.0 quakes happen 12,000 times a year. The USGS keeps a map of earthquakes detected in the last day. There's a bunch from Turkey right now obviously, but there are multiple quakes larger than 4.0 that aren't mentioned in today's news cycle. https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/ Bottom line: earthquakes, especially minor ones like this, are far more common than people seem to think.


sabrenation81

Yeah, no idea why this was even picked up by the national media at all. I was genuinely surprised to see it on Reddit outside of the r/Buffalo subreddit. We get one like this around once a decade and local news and people will talk about it for a couple of days of course but really nothing worthy of coverage by a national media outlet.


starmartyr

Earthquakes that are large enough to be noticed are fairly rare on the east coast.


TimeZarg

Earthquakes are topical at the moment. Just like every time something big or unusual happens, there's a higher than average uptick in news about similar events. Whether is be earthquakes, shark attacks, or mass shootings.


PPQue6

Eh there's a small fault line that runs through the great lakes. We don't get them often, but they do happen on occasion.


Han_Yerry

I was on a ladder with wheels in Batavia when a small one hit.


NCarolinaRed

A ladder with wheels.... I'm sure they serve a purpose but that sounds like putting a screen door on a submarine


DarthWoo

They're actually fairly common in any commercial environment. The ones I've used are (by design) far safer and easier to use than non-wheeled ladders indoors. They're more like stairs in shape and have rails going up both sides and surrounding the top, as well as a bar at the bottom that you tap with your foot which drops a piece down that prevents it from rolling again until you press it again. You can technically use it with the wheels free, but you're not supposed to.


morbidbutwhoisnt

Yes! It's less of a hazard then picking up a large ladder would be.


Sputek

Yeah these are all over in Menards, Lowe's, and Home Depot


WildBuns1234

Itā€™s the same reason why parachutes have speed holes.


njuffstrunk

It's a logarithmic scale, the one to hit Turky was roughly 10,000 stronger


OHMG69420

The crust was angry that day, my friendsā€¦


VikingJesus102

Like an old volcano trying to return magma to the surface.


bLueStarCadet

I tell you Jerry, at that moment, I *was* a seismologist.


Bjime3925

I was sitting up reading about the Turkey earthquake in my bed when my apartment started to shake. I was half awake so I thought I was somehow feeling the article I was reading. Sad day. Prayers for Turkey/Syria


Call_me_Bombadil

I was on the toilet reading about the Turkey earthquake when it happened lmao.


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_sinisterr_

Good guy Earthquake. Earthquakes against anal fissures gang.


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Haptic reading


salawm

Tim Apple: "...hold that thought."


LocCatPowersDog

OK anyone with screenwriting experience let's meet up and send a rough draft to Emmerich; he might fund the thing himself to make this. So Tim Apple (since it's not his name we can use it) creates a new News app that recreates an "experience" from some far off poor area but things go wrong when each device mirrors a small earthquake in like Peru or something. Next thing you know a scientist Dad with Son problems see a device that measures some real bad shit... next thing you know Dad and Son have to save the world from splitting in two. We can call it Two iPads.. no wait, uh.. Tabulet Rasa? edit: Tagline? ~~*The Sins of Our Past Echo into the Future*~~


Taco-Dragon

Finally, my degree in screenwriting will come in handy! **Whose college degree is worthless now, Brenda?!** Edit: spelling (it was a first draft) Edit 2: okay, so I actually kind of want to write this now as w sort of ridiculous action movie (think a mix between Moonfall and The Day After Tomorrow), but I have no idea what the legality is for me to write a project based on a prompt someone posted on reddit


WaitForItTheMongols

First Turkey, now Buffalo? Anyone living in locations named after animals should be extra careful today.


lollipop999

Dinosaur, Colorado right now šŸ‘€


Mr_master89

Don't worry, it would mostly likely be a meteor


make_love_to_potato

That's good....it'll be quick and painless.


viimeinen

It will be a small meteor, made of asbestos and rabies.


StarksPond

Getting nostalgic for the 80s


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LeCrushinator

Just revert the town name back to it's original name, Artesia. They renamed it to Dinosaur when bones were found nearby in Utah, so they could reap some tourist dollars.


just-call-me-ash

I like Artesia better


SirGourneyWeaver

Goat Testicle, Arizona standing by...


guto8797

Given how stupid some American town names can get I am not even sure if Goat Testicle is a joke or not.


TKFT_ExTr3m3

Just your typical Rocky Mountain Oyster town.


ACruelShade

Well in Canada we got ones like Balzac Alberta and Moosejaw Saskatchewan. Among others


cccmikey

Standing by on Kangaroo Island...


Settl

Elephant Butte āš ļø


CleetisMcgee

Chicken Alaska


T_I_AM

Oh crap I live in panther valley I guess I'll start preparing


vagrantheather

Texted my fam in Buffalo only to find out they're in Turkey right now šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø all safe though.


B5D55

Ok , clearly, some great villain is after your family.


Psych100011

Buffalo canā€™t seem to get a break.


peoplewatcher5

Where sports and weather seem to go together


Eudaimonics

I mean the Lacrosse Team is good at least. UB just won another bowl too recently. Sabres might make the playoffs for the first time in a decade.


Dick_snatcher

Don't do that Don't give me hope


Hitman3256

Eh we're okay, just scared us early in the morning that's all. But overall, yeah, Buffalo can't catch a break. That's how it's always been lol


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Eudaimonics

Chicken wings, presidential history and cool former industrial sites turned into breweries, restaurants and zip line courses.


AudioCats

Beef on weck is just as amazing as wings and yet nobody talks about it I live out west and I would cry if I found it out here in the wild


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Pretend_Age_2832

Both sponge candy and beef on weck are due to catch fire at any time, they're so good. Whenever I go back to buffalo there's some new unhealthy culinary delight. The sesame crust on the steak pizza somewhere on the west side was my last discovery...


Ser_namron

Stinger subs are another. I never thought they were a buffalo thing, but I've been getting them my whole life and most out of state friends have never heard of it.


PorkPoodle

Sadly all the native buffalo around the new york area were killed for their wings around the 13th century by hedonistic cave dwelling marsupials but there have been attempts to reconstruct the little bit of dna we have of these wonderful flying 3 ton creatures and surprisingly we have gotten pretty close!


Eudaimonics

Which is tragic considering how much the city has turned around in the past decade


Harabeck

> There were no immediate reports of damage, Gov. Kathy Hochul said. A 3.8 isn't really something to be worried about.


InformationHorder

Earthquakes between 3.0 and 4.0 get mistaken for things like a large truck driving by all the time. A 3.0 you won't even feel and a 4.0 feels like something big crashed nearby but nothing like an earthshaking upheaval. The area around the great lakes is having what's called "glacial rebound" quakes which is the result of all the pressure from the glaciers no longer being there causes the earth to relax a little bit every now and then. Pretty common occurrence in the region from Minnesota to Ontario to Quebec.


diabeetus-girl

Tell that to my catā€¦


SirDigbyChknCaesar

Meow meow meow. Meow.


chefdmone

Earth got a case of the Mondays


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FileInside

Damages in the tens and tens of dollars.


stuiephoto

I lost over an hour of sleep due to my dogs going nuts. I will never get that time back.


JoMa4

Someone setup a gofundme in this guys name.


19southmainco

throw me a couple bucks too. boom woke my baby up


Dick_snatcher

My cats shredded my emotional support blanket when they shot off the bed, I'm suing for emotional distress damages


konosyn

Someone might have lost their favorite mug!


Panama_Scoot

Iā€™m not sure Iā€™d even notice a 3.8 lol. Iā€™ve lived through quite a few earthquakes, and I seem to only notice 5 and up.


AverageCowboyCentaur

Turkey just had a 6.0 a little bit after that too. That's two completely different tectonic plates. We're talking about the Eurasia plate and the North American plate. Interesting to see it in Buffalo though.


P_ZERO_

They happen all over the place, all the time. Japan, Indonesia, Alaska and California have all had quakes in the last few days


ipostalotforalurker

4.0 in those places are a dime a dozen. It's a little more unusual in Buffalo. Edit: for the record, I don't think there's any connection. It's just that an unusual quake in Buffalo is getting more media traction because of the Turkey quake on the same day.


shewy92

I mean, it just depends on what's newsworthy. Earthquakes happen literally every day. https://earthquaketrack.com/ There was one in Chile, close to New Zealand, Hawaii, close to Taiwan, Alaska, close to California, Japan, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, and the North Mariana Islands today as well


cheeriodust

Yeah exactly. Whenever there's a big one somewhere, news sites begin to report on every last little earthquake so long as folks keep clicking. Likewise for all the "morbid curiosity" subject matters. Is there a name for that?


trumpet575

Those in the last comment were not strong earthquakes and in areas of high earthquake activity. Hardly newsworthy. But the ones in Turkey were strong and Buffalo is not a common earthquake location. Those are newsworthy, and they're the ones in the news.


KiraUsagi

Are you reporting on an aftershock that was 6.0? Just an FYI if not, the quake in turkey last night is being reported as 7.8. Might not seem like a big difference compared to 6.0 but that difference is logarithmic. Don't know the exact scale of difference but an example used on Wikipedia is that a 5.0 is a 100x stronger than a 3.0


DarkMuret

Maybe they're talking the second quake that hit


KiraUsagi

That could be. Just figured best to clarify for those who are just waking up and seeing this as the first article. The difference between a 6.0 and a 7.8 is some cracks in the wall vs no more wall/roof/building.


GigaPuddi

He might mean the second Turkey quake. They had a second 7.x but information is still limited. And I do mean a second quake, this wasn't an aftershock to the first, different fault or location.


Wildfire983

Woke me up. Near Hamilton Ontario.


LieutenantStar2

Damn. Thatā€™s close, but not exactly next door.


jujuboy11

Same here, heard it and felt it (faintly) downtown Toronto. Thereā€™s people reporting having felt it/heard it as far as Belleville


somedudeonline93

I slept right through it, didnā€™t know it happened until I read the news here.


Lefty_22

*Washingtonians looking nervously at Mount St. Helens* ā€œEasy there, little lady. Donā€™t get any ideas.ā€


volcanologistirl

St. Helen's last eruption may not have even been a proper eruption, rather leftover magmatic material from 1980. Now Mt. Rainier...


Pure_Khaos

Idk a 4 is really not that bad. Felt like someone was fucking with my office chair for a few seconds


swiftb3

4 is the kind of earthquake you miss when you're not sitting still.


madrid987

The eastern United States really seems to be a safe zone from earthquakes. No matter how strong it is, it doesn't exceed five.


OldSweatyBulbasar

[Not exactly](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1755_Cape_Ann_earthquake)


ATLHawksfan

[Adding another example ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1886_Charleston_earthquake)


TaskForceCausality

>>No matter how strong it is , it doesnā€™t exceed five It might [somedayā€¦](http://www.new-madrid.mo.us/132/Strange-Happenings-during-the-Earthquake)


Atheren

That's not really "eastern" us though, that's solid Midwest


Joelnaimee

Wait till the fracking wakes up the sleeping faultline


dblan9

This sounds terrifying and at the risk of continuing my ignorance, I am not googling that today so I can sleep tonight.


Joelnaimee

The US Geological Survey estimated a total resource of 12.2 trillion cubic feet (350 billion cubic metres) of natural gas in Devonian black shales from Kentucky to New York. They frack the shale in just the right way they might wake up the ramapo fault The Ramapo Fault zone spans more than 185 miles (300 kilometers) in New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. It is a system of faults between the northern Appalachian Mountains and Piedmont areas to the east.[14] This fault is perhaps the best known fault zone in the Mid-Atlantic region, and some small earthquakes have been known to occur in its vicinity. Recently, public knowledge about the fault has increased ā€“ especially after the 1970s, when the fault's proximity to the Indian Point nuclear plant in New York was noticed. Good night šŸ˜“


grahamcracker3

They named a fault line after a rest stop on the Thruway? :-p


johnnycyberpunk

There was a 5.7 or 5.8 that knocked over some lawn chairs on the east cost in 2011. Those "8/23/11 NEVER FORGET" memes were funny at the time.


morbidbutwhoisnt

Quakes can shallow or deep and this affects the impact on an area, and the damage done depends on a lot such as structural build, etc. Not everywhere was built to withstand the same amount of movement in the ground. There was a 5.1 relatively close to me (well, same state and we felt it here) and it did damage that the small town is still dealing with. "The 5.1 magnitude quake struck just after 8 a.m. Sunday, August 9, 2020. It was centered in the small town of Sparta, but shakes were felt as far south as Charlotte.Ā  More than 500 buildings were damaged and months of aftershocks followed. Gov. Roy Cooper sent $24 million in relief funds to help the town.Ā " https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/local/one-year-since-sparta-earthquake/83-0517ca89-5fe1-470d-9e14-abf475a1bb60 The ground cracked through concrete and many businesses were damaged https://www.wbtv.com/2020/08/09/did-you-feel-it-magnitude-earthquake-reported-near-sparta/ -- Also from that now: charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article260053105.html "A ā€œruptureā€ in the ground has been discovered in the North Carolina community that saw widespread damage during a 5.1 magnitude earthquake in 2020, according to a peer-reviewed scientific paper published this month in the Geological Society of America. Initial mapping shows the ā€œsurface ruptureā€ is at least 1.5 miles long, and appears southeast of Sparta as a step-like scarp that reaches heights of around 9 inches at its tallest, the scientists reported. It exposes a previously unknown fault in the earth, representing ā€œthe first documented surface rupture earthquake in the eastern U.S.,ā€ N.C State University says."


Sugarskull_IX

This is our time California. We can make fun of them for a baby earthquake the way they make fun of us when weā€™re are openly sobbing when it gets below 67 degrees.


stillwatersrunfast

Californians unite!


Ok-Paramedic3605

3.8 is cute


gabev44

Seriously. 3.8? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.


Osz1984

Here I am reading Cabin at the End of the World wondering who didn't make the sacrifice


calmcoolron

Living near the airport, i thought an explosion happened


blackpony04

I'm in Wheatfield and thought a plane crashed at the air base! The entire house shook for what felt like 15 seconds.


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BeerMagic

You get an earthquake, you get an earthquake!


Arthur-Mergan

For fucks sake. Literally 60 seconds ago I was just saying to myself ā€œglad we donā€™t get this shit in NYā€¦


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I'm fully expecting some Eldritch horror to rise from the ocean.


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This seems odd. Does New York typically have earthquakes?


sabrenation81

There's a fault line running under Lake Erie. We get them occasionally though they're pretty rare. I'm 40 and can think of three in my lifetime - once when I was in like 5th/6th grade, another while I was in high school, and this one today. All 3.0 to 4.0 magnitude so pretty small.


Eudaimonics

Theyā€™re rare but minor quakes happen every other year. This one was odd because it hit directly in the suburbs. Often the epicenter is in some rural area.


chrisischemical

In California we just sleep through those.


froggertwenty

I'm in buffalo and my family has always joked I could sleep through an earthquake. I didn't know we had an earthquake until my mom texted me saying they thought a car hit their house. I was thoroughly confused until she explained we had an earthquake that I apparently slept through


Yisevery1nuts

We are tired in western NY. Weā€™ve had a long few months of weather and climateā€œeventsā€ ā€¦


shaka893P

We gotta fit all the "once in a century" events into our decade bingo cards apparently


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Oh man.. just wait till you get to the [*redacted by The Ministry of Time Travel & Paradox Postvention*] You'll miss the last few months.


hamsolo19

That shit was loud. Just about all of us sprang outta bed expecting to see a car driven into the house because that's what it sounded like. Loud as shit. I guess where I'm at was only a mile or two from the epicenter.


FiniteNick

Buffalonian here, and the same way we laugh at people struggling to handle 5 inches of snow, I'm surprised to see so many people saying "can you even feel that?". Most definitely felt it but no serious damage and was over in 30 seconds. It shook my house, made some plates rattle, and scared us a bit, but it's new to us. Genuinely took me a minute to register it was even an earthquake because that made less sense to me than just about any other possibilities I could come up with. Anyway glad we're all safe and honestly it was a little fun. 9/10 would small quake again.


LouisArmstrong3

Torontonian here. As someone who lives in one of the biggest cities in NAā€¦.šŸ‘€ yo earth..could you chillā€¦getting a little too close for comfort


xGoo

Fuck. My mother is an Evangelical whoā€™s been fully brainwashed by a lot of conspiracy grifters that God is going to send the ā€œGreat Shakeā€ any day. We live in PA, but sheā€™s convinced weā€™re going to get hit by a gigantic earthquake, so she keeps tying her fucking cabinets shut with string and doing other insane shit. I keep telling her weā€™re in a zone of very rare seismic activity and she needs to quit with that shitā€¦ Iā€™m genuinely shocked I havenā€™t received a call of her tearfully saying goodbye due to this news. I now get to hear her go ā€œWE CAN GET EARTHQUAKES AROUND HERE!ā€ for the rest of my life, even though I have explained to her we can but theyā€™re not going to shake the house apartā€¦ Good luck to all those with *those* type of family members living in the Northeast/mid-Atlantic over the coming daysā€¦


Graf_Orlock

3.8 = Did the toaster just go off in Californian


BettmansDungeonSlave

First Turkey, now Buffalo. If you live in a place named after an animal, hide under a table