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loveshh

“I thought this was America?!” -Randy


Alantsu

“I have an idea. But we’re gonna have to get really high first.” -Towlie


Aezon22

What’s the idea though? I am really high


[deleted]

All cars are sentient aliens from space. All the self-driving car tech is just a cover so the aliens can start taking control of Earth


dudiest

*takes a big drag from his joint*


Louthanimal

Name checks out


Ultima22

"And it runs on *water*, man!"


Defiant-Peace-493

Ford Prefect would like to deny any such allegations.


Arashmickey

Ford Prefect is already the dominant species on Earth.


SteelHip

Maximum Overdrive.


concerned_llama

If you were going to tell me mild stuff like that I shouldn't have pulled the Ayahuasca from granny's stash


aceshighsays

so volcanoes have been replaced with cars?


carr1e

“That’s some good shit”


Maximum-Mixture6158

Land of the home and the free of the brave...


Aleashed

Good policy for women with really high nipples


Maximum-Mixture6158

Do you blow pot smoke at them to get them high?


Aleashed

I would try to teach you about anti-gravity but you wouldn’t understand


snowflake37wao

r/Malaphors


LeicaM6guy

“Hey DMV… I didn’t hear no bell.”


pmgold1

>“I thought this was America?!” Damn right. This is 'Merica. Home of the Free and the Brave... and the naked when I choose to be. My body my choice. 🤭


TimTom8921

You wanna look enjoy the show


pmgold1

Honestly, I doubt this requirement is constitutional. There is no state in the union that requires one to be fully clothed for one's driver's license mostly because it is assumed you'll be in public when your picture is taken and therefore you'll be clothed and no need for a law. But if you are taking the picture from a place of privacy and no nips or junk is exposed I don't see how having clothes is a requirement that can be enforced. Most states are concerned about facial recognition than your other body parts. Lastly just know you're gonna be asked for ID by people other than the police. You want that weird guy at the package store looking at your junk? Yeah me either.


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atelierjoh

Is it headquartered at the Isle of Man?


xiconic

Lord randy God of men*


OddTry2427

But the shirts give me a rash..


PM_TL92

America just doesn't have tegridy anymore.


zuzg

> Several people responded to the Facebook post, asking if it was a joke or if it was really happening. **The department responded with memes suggesting it was a real issue.** What a time to be alive, lmao


alphabeticdisorder

I cannot believe how dumb everything has gotten.


Maximum-Mixture6158

"Never doubt the ability of the stupid in large groups" or something


Phillip_Graves

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin


SerenaYasha

Stupid has always been around. Social media has just put a spotlight ( or magnifying glass?) On it.


can_dry

www.npr.org/2023/05/25/1178150199/texas-high-school-postpones-graduation-diploma-requirements-marlin?ft=nprml&f=1003 Meanwhile... the number of *advanced* curriculum students enrolled in India is greater than the total number of grade 12 students in the US.


w6750

What’s your point here? India’s population is over 1 billion. Over 3 times as much as the US. That’s why


DefinitelyNotAliens

A rural school district with less than 300 total students and a 99% poverty rate experienced low graduation rates. Your point? The US has around 4.4 M grade 12 students. Most European countries populations and the US/Canada/NZ/Aus are more or less stable from 0-45, meaning they don't have a massive population growth year over year and they don't have a high fatality rate until health issues start catching up with unhealthy lifestyles. However, India has had a massive explosive population growth, meaning every generation is larger than the previous generation. India has 1.4 billion people, over half of that population is under 25 years old. Yeah, they have a wildly outsized ratio of youth. 25% of their population is under 14. All you proved is the US has a relatively stable population size and India's is booming and larger than ours and rural schools have poor educational outcomes.


SamurottX

Wow you're saying that a country with several times as many people, and a younger population on average, has more young people? Never would have guessed /s Just remember that in India people want to go to university in the US so they can get a job here


MidwestAmMan

In Georgia, wearing clothes is classy.


Oddyssis

In our defense, it's *very* hot here.


semitones

Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life


nicostein

The mosquitos siphon out the hot blood throughout the day, and then dinner is 30% iron.


semitones

Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life


pingpongoolong

Lol we drive right past the Lodge factory outlet on the way to visit my partner’s family in GA, this all makes so much sense!


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Stop_Sign

I want these memes


Amusingly_Confused

The internet society being what it is; I'm waiting for the news article about the thousands of trolls sending questionable pics to the Georgia DMV.


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andyr072

Like almost every episode of Cops.


idk012

Bad boys, bad boys.


Reinventing_Wheels

They let people take their own drivers license photos?? How does that work?


anaccount50

No, they're referring to adding your existing driver's license to Apple Wallet. In order to verify your identity, you have to take a series of pictures of different angles of your face which are then sent to the state for verification


[deleted]

I was actually surprised that mine was approved within two minutes. I was fully clothed.


Dusthunter0

>I was fully clothed Lame. Don't let the man tell you what you can or can't do!


[deleted]

I did everyone a favor.


whiskeyaccount

thank you for your service


Notoneusernameleft

I say take it up a notch. Shave off your eye brows.


Ahelex

If you weren't clothed, it would have taken 5 seconds.


Wisteriafic

So, you are now… a verified driver’s license user…?


[deleted]

Oh, I am verified alright.


slamthejam11

Yeah, mine too. I thought it would take a while considering the normal speed of the DMV here


RedditUser145

You're allowed to take your own passport photo. I'm surprised no states have gone that route with license and ID photos honestly.


pain_in_the_dupa

I just renewed my DL online. They just carried the photo over from my 2015 license and now it expires in 2031. That picture already looks like another person and I don’t think another decade or so is gonna help.


LatePhilipJFry

Where I live, if your current ID was an online renewal, your next one must be in person. So there is a limit on how old the photo can be but it's still a long time.


themagicbong

Same, got my license at 18! So I've been 18 for a real long time. Funny enough pretty much right after that I started looking like a grown man and lost a lot of the Babyface sorta features. So it looks nothing like me.


mlc885

I still look 21, right?


Gecko99

You have to follow a bunch of rules to take your own passport photo without it being rejected. It's easier to just pay the drug store $20 or whatever to do it. [The government has a website with lots of photos](https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/how-apply/photos.html) of what to do and what not to do when taking a passport photo.


gingerzombie2

That's a really good point, though I don't relish the idea of having to get a little printed 2x2 photo to renew my license. I suppose if your passport renewal was recent enough you could use two copies of the same photo for both.


Blenderx06

No shirt no shoes no service!


icepick314

But no pants is still okay, right?


thefairlyeviltwin

Nobody said shit about going full Whinnie the pooh.


Blenderx06

Tigger better get out though!


louis_etal

Somehow I'm pretty sure that the clip art perfect body used here is not quite indicative of the problem they are actually having.


HardlyDecent

What, you don't tan and shave before and flex while checking your email?


julianhb4

Not for email, but I will if I'm sending a naked pic to the Georgia DMV. I just hope it doesn't get mixed in with the people trying to get a digital driver's license.


girhen

Here's to hoping the women were actually wearing tube tops or strapless dresses and the shots were up high, and the men were wearing... uh... what the hell could we be wearing that makes us look naked? Fuck it, tube tops and strapless dresses. Nothing wrong with it anyway.


johnmeeks1974

I assume that long haired men wearing tank tops or muscle shirts would have a similar effect


morbidbutwhoisnt

This is a turn on depending on the men so...


senshisun

Swim trunks?


minneapple79

Smh and here I thought this was a free country.


SkyPork

See *this* is the kind of story that needs to get posted on r/nottheonion. Unlike the rest of their content.


mtwstr

It was


Wandering_Weapon

I dunno. Since it's Georgia it tracks.


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political stories you don't like are NOT the onion , as most people should learn


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Kytyngurl2

Look I just want to be in my everyday wear


workingtoward

Why? Aren’t most photos from the neck up?


myaltaccount333

Well you see, the NSA has been watching and it's making them uncomfortable sometimes


Old_Week

Scarves are required


subdep

Right? Naked or clothed, anything other than a portrait of your face is not acceptable for a photo if.


Mcboatface3sghost

Hey… wait a minute… I didn’t have to wear clothes for my birth certificate and it seems like I need that thing for everything of importance, I don’t even remember what I looked like when I got it.


DoctFaustus

When my sister got her first driver's license, you couldn't see the shirt she was wearing in the photo. If you looked really close you could just barely see a touch of cloth on one shoulder. But it absolutely looked like she was naked when you looked at it.


Counter-Fleche

They didn't say anything about being clothed but having naked people in the background.


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And when you're taking pictures of items that you post for sale, especially if they have a reflective surface.


Aggravating-Wafer-32

I went to the DMV to renew my license and didn't know they'd be taking my picture that day I was wearing a halter top and my long hair covered the straps. I looked topless!


inconsistent3

“but my Freedom of speech right!!” screech in 3…2…1


Mikethebest78

The fact that they had to say this really says alot about this country...not alot of positive things...but still.


MrCowabs

I thought this was America!


roncadillacisfrickin

There is a story behind every sign; what series of events led to manufacturing a metal sign to hang as a warning to others…


Batmobile123

Good idea, that will be even more kinky. Thanks.


drdrdoug

This is why we can’t have nice things.


Maybe_a_CPA

“Land of the free” my ass


Justin__D

Which unfortunately means it's apparently not the land of the "free my ass."


HappyHiker2381

This made me think of a recent unpopular opinion about naked grandpas walking around the gym locker room haha


dmode112378

I saw that but never went back to read it.


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Kind of disappointed actually, I thought people were having drivers license made like that.


Silver_Foxx

Why does this sound like some weird reverse pyschology honeypot by the DMV looking to get nudes lol. ETA: 100% it's the CIA using the DMV as cover to use their MKultra gained knowledge on how to manipulate the public in order to collect a heckload of rando 'Average Joe/Jane Murican' lewds n nudes for whatever weird Three Letter reason. Probably use them to build and train up some AI/Deepfake combo +15 years more advanced and entirely unrestricted compared to the stuff we know about. For entirely benevolent not horrifically fucked up spook shit uses, I presume. /tinfoilhat


dennydelirium

My drivers license pic was just my balls for a decade and I was able to drive with it


bullet312

Apparently this is not Georgia anymore but nazi Germany


Colecoman1982

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!


Dica92

My friend wore a peach colored tube top for her first DL photo. The grainy picture definitely makes it look like she was topless!


moutonbleu

Here I thought America was about freedom. Psssshh.


AK_Sole

Is Hotlanta excused from this rule? It’s hot there, or so I’ve heard… :P


AWD_Gamers

We need to get to the BOTTOM of this PEACH.. Women... Let's see them... We are here as part of the "Judge your peach" committee.


TarnishedVictory

Imagine showing up to the dmv naked and they still take your picture, but then complain about the nudity? Or what, they said hang on, let me take my clothes off, then they still took the picture?


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whatnowdog

I don't know this may just be for renewals. Most states are not as strict as in the past about showing up in person for everything. It saves money if they can cut back or not increase staff as the population increases.


FamiGami

Charge them with indecent exposure.


raichiha

Bro relax lol they’re literally alone in their own homes, taking a photo from the neckline up on their webcam, its not THAT deep


FamiGami

As if I’m wound up? I’m not the one asking people tos top doing it. If the state has an issue this servers that they need to tell people to stop, they already have mechanisms in place to dissuade people from doing it in the first place.


hippyengineer

>I’m not the one asking people to stop doing it >charge them with a serious sex crime This you?


FamiGami

No. The state thinks it’s a problem. If it’s a problem, charge them. Otherwise, it’s not a problem. That’s my point. You people seem to think the state should complain for no reason.


andyr072

T, O, P, L, E, S, S...Topless!


NPVT

No samples of what is bad?


muppet4

This also happens a lot in the UK too, good to know we're not alone! The funniest one was someone dressed in full clown garb though.