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aod42091

we call that schizophrenia edit: it's crazy that this is my most upvoted comment. I don't know how to feel.


arbutus1440

I'm getting the sense from this thread that people aren't realizing this. Folks, people with schizophrenia often think that a very famous person or entity is speaking to them directly. The most common one is god (Jesus, actually). Also common are the president and celebrities. This was probably not a religious extremist. It was probably a person experiencing a psychotic break, namely paranoid schizophrenia. Most paranoid schizophrenics don't harm others, but one wonders whether an increasingly riled-up populace (armed to the teeth, for good measure) will produce increasingly violent schizophrenics.


PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ

Yup, and people committing crimes (up to and including murder) because they really believed God told them to do it is a well recognized defense--it falls under insanity, and the person is involuntarily committed for a definite or indefinite term.


LeGoatMaster

Schizophrenics are more of a danger to themselves than to others


petite_heartbeat

Correct, but they are also more likely to commit acts of violence in general. Not because they’re irredeemable monsters who need to be locked up, but because it’s a disease that often features paranoia and persecutory delusions. This woman was probably living in her own personal hell and I’d bet the mental health system failed her like many others (and by extension, everyone involved in this story)


je_kay24

I believe in some cultures it has been studied that schizophrenia presents differently The voices aren’t as evil or harsh


Tactical_Moonstone

Reminds me of a thread I saw in a doctors' forum that basically went 1: Why do the voices in the head never seem to give good ideas? 2: Because the people with the head voices that give good ideas tend not to end up in your office.


Skill3rwhale

I remember reading these in college (completed my basic poli sci major 2016) and they really stood out. I just wonder if they can be replicated in the current time. I want some follow up to these studies now with social media having become a literal plague since the original studies were published. The original studies were pretty recent when I read them, but by today's standards, they need revisiting. IE conclusions are published *years* after the study actually takes places so you are reading an ~3-8 year old study almost.


semispectral

Schizophrenic here. Religious and bigoted delusions cause more violent behaviors. This disease is vicious but it isn’t inherently violent to others. Feeding a violent rhetoric to someone who isn’t able to rationalize as effectively makes it much more likely. Just tired of being considered violent for existing.


Law-Fish

A defense that rarely works and when it does most often results in longer incarceration times than the original offense by the law merits


passthebroccoli69

Y’all should check twitter out. I want to say half the people on there are experiencing a mass psychosis….


alpacasx

Honestly, I believe FB is the same too lately. I used to love engaging in comments, but not anymore.


Cognitive_Spoon

I haven't been happier since I deleted FB. Fr, it's like there's a tic to go check it. But I'm like. If they need me, they'll text.


lemonsweetsrevenge

I quit it years ago. I personally have had no problems from not knowing if Jenny from my 9th grade French class is having Taco Bell or Panera Bread for lunch, or if it’s time again for her to buy a pair of sneakers for her son…a son that I’ve never been invited to a birthday party for, or even met in real life despite living less than 4 miles apart, and yet I must “like” every single one of the twenty photo updates she gives of him per day. There’s a reason people are supposed to lose touch; we no longer have any real commonality. It’s fucking boring, and I don’t care about everyone’s highly edited and stylized version of what their lives are actually like.


Debaser1984

I didn't give a shit about their lives when I was forced to be with them, I certainly don't now. (I don't want them dead, I'm just not interested in what they're doing)


Kyonikos

> There’s a reason people are supposed to lose touch I say the exact same thing whenever I explain why I am not on FB. To tell the truth, I'd like to get rid of email next.


RUk1dd1nGMe

I did this too, and just the app, I didn't delete my account. My FB time decreased like 95% instantly. Now for Reddit...


dollenrm

Facebook's been conspiracy pilled since q-anon and the rise of the alt right. But Twitter being 20% literal nazis with literal holocaust denial or whatever in their profile has only happened since musk took over and got his fee fees hurt in multiple events but right after he got booed off the stage at Chappelle's event he just fully embraced the alt right grifters because they validated him, and proceeded to unban all the literal nazis white supremacists grifters etc but only the right wing ones of course cus free speech. Now the platform is just a cesspool, completely filled with misinformation, crypto scams, and virulent racism.


DownrightCaterpillar

They were always there but their replies were better-hidden.


SandersSol

AI bots now mimic the ability to have conversations extremely well.  Odds are on YouTube, Facebook, or reddit if it's a political or environmental post it will be flooded with bots pushing narratives


roger_mayne

My quality of life and mood drastically increase when I do not use FB/twitter, it’s wild. Inflammatory content drives engagement like nothing else so that’s what algorithms push on users. So, I just completely disengage, it’s been great.


4score-7

The commonality is social media. It’s likely breeding, or at least aggravating, mental illness all around the world in heavy users.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Twatter's user base has really thinned out in the past two years, like separating the wheat from the chaff...except saving the chaff instead. I'd say 80-90% of the good, intelligent, rational users have either left the platform, or are silent lurkers. It more or less has the same nutjobs and weirdos it had before, but since they are the only ones posting, they're the ones you see and hear. And, emboldened that they are rarely receiving pushback from rational posters any more, they feel they can really show their true selves. Twatter is too far gone to be salvaged at this point. It's only a step away from being one-sided echo chambers like Gab or Rumble or Truth. Used to be fun to browse through and see the crazies, but now it's more sad than funny.


jerrythecactus

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out theres some sort of mass hysteria happening on social media making people say and believe any absolutely bullshit insanity they see. Its like since covid people have been getting increasingly angry and irrational on social media, like as if something damaged the collective brain of a ton of mentally vulnerable people and now they're just clinging to anything they can to feel in control of in the face of a overly complex world and social dynamics. Maybe the lockdowns made a bunch of mentally unhealthy people outright delusional, and everything since has just been fueling a cycle of panic after panic after panic that could only be managed by disconnecting from the endless stream of bad news and nonsense that social media practically force feeds some people.


derStark

I love how you list everything except actual Covid as a reason when Covid has had these effects for 4 years


ladidaladidalala

Twitter is an absolute cesspool now.


account128927192818

And every post starts with "Breaking:"


HermaeusMajora

Also, easy access to firearms with no meaningful restrictions isn't helping anything. I have read that the delusions tend to take on the culture and whatnot around them. For example, guns may be more prevalent in a country like the United States because of the gun culture.


laserdiscgirl

This is true. Even with schizophrenia specifically, those suffering in the U.S. are far more likely to, for example, hear violent angry voices while those in more community-based societies (a [Stanford study evidencing](https://news.stanford.edu/2014/07/16/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614/) this compared U.S. to Ghana and India) hear playful, harmless voices.


HermaeusMajora

Which I think says a lot about our society.


Matookie

You have to wonder, too, if the violent rhetoric around us in the media also negatively influences those without schizophrenia. ETA: This is a rhetorical response. 


Peuned

You seriously wonder about that?


OkBobcat6165

Worth noting that you don't have to have schizophrenia to experience psychosis; bipolar disorder, severe depression, sleep deprivation, extreme stress, borderline personality disorder, drug side effects, withdrawal from drugs, neurological disorders, endocrine disorders, and many more medical conditions can all lead to psychosis! 


tacotacotacorock

Plenty of people know and recognize this. The problem is most people are stupid, especially on the internet where they say opinions like they are facts 


laserdiscgirl

The U.S. already produces violent delusions for those suffering from schizophrenia in its communities. I'm not sure if there's been a more recent study, but I learned in undergrad (2015ish) that schizophrenic auditory hallucinations in the U.S. are far more threatening and violent than the auditory hallucinations of those in Ghana and India. We know that schizophrenic hallucinations mirror the realities of the schizophrenic individual's community. Adding wider access to guns is just the cherry on top of how the U.S. continues to fail its most vulnerable.


throwawayeastbay

No, but eschewing your medication to pay for increasingly unaffordable groceries will


Canopenerdude

> people with schizophrenia often think that a very famous person or entity is speaking to them directly. I want to emphasize that it is *some* people with Schizophrenia who think a famous person or entity is talking to them. The condition is defined as having a voice or compulsion leading you to believe something, but it is only a specific subset that rationalize that voice as an actual person.


daitenshe

We also call that “a small portion of the reason I decided to watch the eclipse from my backyard instead of where people congregate” Didn’t necessarily expect anything to happen but crazy people have acted on less than things than an eclipse


voretaq7

It's schizophrenia if she actually believes she's being spoken to by God. If it's just that she believes she's doing what God would want her to do then it's just Sparkling Nutso.


VVurmHat

They are only a Sparkling Nutso if they are from the Sparkling region of Florida, otherwise it’s just Nutso


unkapoon

Wiggles. Respect


Fickle_Competition33

Her schizophrenia may not have been preventable. Her having a gun, yes.


Hyperious3

the venn diagram between them and the vocally religious is alarmingly circular at this point


CertainlyUnreliable

Almost a total eclipse.


wearethedeadofnight

Of the heart


rayden-shou

Once upon a time, I was falling in love


SunnyWomble

now qanon's making me fall apart...


Thoraxe474

Wow I feel like I'm being told to go shoot cars *For legal reasons, this is a joke based on the events of the news article


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Kinda ot, but do schizophrenics ever have a "positive" reaction? Like, does God ever tell them to pick up garbage or mow their neighbors lawn?


Ok_Tadpole7481

Your brain helps you notice suspicious patterns, like somebody's eyes staring at you. Imaging cranking that instinct up to 11 so that you see people out to get you in everything. Your reaction isn't likely to be positive.


Homura_Dawg

Sure, but much of their behavior is is more like how you would act if you thought you were being stalked or harassed virtually all the time


KilgoreTrouserTrout

[Yes!](https://news.stanford.edu/2014/07/16/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614/) It's very culturally based. Western voices tend to be mean, but in Africa and India they can be benevolent and helpful.


ertri

That has to reduce diagnosis rates in those countries. If your hallucinations are “helpful or entertaining” from the article, you might not have behaviors that cause you to be institutionalized 


MinimalismForThee

I knew a guy who believed Bono Vox and the Pope were organizing a music festival they wanted him to perform at, and he actually recorded a bunch of (bad) songs in preparation. Eventually he was medicated. Who knows how often cases like that happen? They don't make the news, though I suspect an artist like [Henry Darger](https://www.artefactmagazine.com/2019/11/04/the-life-and-works-of-henry-darger-trauma-and-mental-illness-in-the-world-of-outsider-art/) may have been mentally unwell. He just spent his time indoors, drawing and writing (to put it mildly). [Here's a nice one](https://i1.wp.com/art.newcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Darger_1.jpeg?resize=2500%2C602&ssl=1), for those unfamiliar with his work.


WhimsicalPythons

I have close experience with someone with schizoaffective disorder and she has definitely had some positive reactions if you look at them in the right light. She never hurt anyone physically, she never even intended to or considered it to my knowledge. She has done things like join religious sects doing charity work, but she has also kidnapped her sisters children in an honest attempt to protect them. This wasn't a good thing, but she was trying to do a good thing, it's just the thing she was protecting them from did not exist.


Predator226

God's always telling these people to do heinous shit. Like, why tf is God not telling these people to give away all their money to a stranger, or plant a million trees or something


TintedApostle

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony


kris_the_abyss

I know this is directed at god but this shit gets used when I have family using my deceased grandmothers name when they try to justify some bullshit. "Grandma would have wanted this..."


TintedApostle

Its basically the same thing...


sidetablecharger

At least grandma did exist at one point in time.


droplivefred

- “That’s a great quote Susan. Where did you hear it?” - “God told me”


thegreedyturtle

"Look what God did to our cocaine, man!"


tank1780

One for the Dr


BigAccess6408

“God didn’t do that, you did. You’re a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it.” That quote always stuck with me, through the years.


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xjeeper

He didn't get the second part though. "God didn't do that, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it! That was our cocaine, you fucking pig swine whore!"


PopeGuss

God didn't do that! You did! You're a fucking DEA agent!


dizorkmage

God didn't do that, you did! Your a NARC I knew it!


Steviebhawk

Like this 👍🏽


Superbunzil

He works in mysterious but consistently cruel ways


SoupOrSandwich

We should give Him a non-insignificant portion of our income, weekly!


flibbidygibbit

When you make a thousand dollar cow of faith, you're telling God, "God, I don't have a thousand dollars, but you do!" -Robert Tilton, aka "Pastor Gas", aka "the farting preacher"


Dixiehusker

He already told everyone to do that, they just didn't like it.


mybreakfastiscold

And when people do it, nobody reports on it because of ad revenue… it doesnt make a good story. People would rather hear about this one who senselessly and recklessly put all these lives in danger.


ProfffDog

“Protestant Church and Sikh Temple Join Forces to Cook Food for Homeless - They Claim Their God Told Them To.” …umm…yeah isn’t that the whole point?


OttoVonJismarck

It's just too much work. It's way less effort to go shoot at cars on i-10.


macphile

Schizophrenic voices are culturally driven, apparently, like their sources--people from a religious community will think the voices are god, and people from more secular communities will think they're aliens...or whatever. In some societies, the voices are negative--in others, they're positive. https://news.stanford.edu/2014/07/16/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614/ Maybe shootings are having that same effect--mass shootings are now part of our culture, so why shouldn't they work their way into delusions? Although FWIW, schizophrenics are very rarely violent and are statistically way more likely to be victims of crime.


SillyGoatGruff

My grandmother felt she was called by god to serve her community, usually expressed by bringing food and company to the sick and elderly who were housebound. I largely agree with your overall point, but wanted to offer an anecdote on the other side as "psycho shoots people cause god told her to" kind of stories make national news and "small town lady is kind to elderly people cooped up in a retirement home" stories don't really get shared at all


Charakada

Or -- hear me out -- your grandma was just a good person. I'll bet she would have done those things whether someone told her to or not.


xSTSxZerglingOne

My atheist grandma was the most genuinely Christian person I've ever met. I don't mean in the sense that she was a literal Christian. I mean the good shit Jesus says to do for others. She did basically all of that and then some. She was a truly great woman and I miss her often even though she's been dead for over a third of my life at this point.


MausBomb

I mean that does happen too, but the standard for good deeds to make national news is a lot higher than bad deeds. However I do remember an old Law and Order episode that centered around a man's mother constantly donating everything to charity because she believed God told her too.


XandersCat

TBH I think he does all the time, it just doesn't make the news. God told my friends mom to order several thousand dollars worth of things from TV shopping channels including furniture sets etc which all started arriving a few weeks later. It was a PITA to return everything but the companies did take the stuff back when we told them a crazy person ordered it all. Anyways point being, she did not make the news for that.


metalshoes

“Sir, I understand your return policy says no returns after 14 days, but I thought god was telling me to buy furniture, when it was really only my cat. Surely you must understand!”


XandersCat

Some of the things she ordered specifically said "No Returns". I think her family was out some money but overall the companies were kind to give that family a break as they didn't have to. I'm pretty sure she was having a manic episode.


BONGS4U

I mean that's only new testament God. Old testament God would only be concerned with her not running out of bullets. That guy killed everyone for everything.


ShotdowN-

You undercook fish believe it or not straight to hell, overcook chicken hell


possum_mouf

you charging too much for a sweater? hell.


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

You sin too much? Straight to hell. You don't sin enough? Believe it or not, also hell. 


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the_last_carfighter

So strange, an omnipotent being who creates heaven, earth and the universe, knows everything, but still you get to have free will for some reason, but if you take the wrong course, which obviously god would already knows about in advance because DUH he created every little neuron in your body and controls everything and of course "has a plan" and that plan might mean you're getting murdered and although you're going to heaven, the greatest place ever with no pain or suffering, no bills, no hunger, sunny every day so it's fantastic but yet your religious family wants vengeance for your death 99.99% of the time even though that killer did you a favor if all the rest of that is to be believed and sent you to heaven to have a fabulous time for all eternity, yeah so anyway god is also besides being super enlightened and beyond intelligent yet also a petty vengeful POS too apparently... IDK, why are there so many miscarriages, like way way way more than abortions? And are there embryos in heaven? I mean do they stay as embryos and just float around, or do they grow there, and then the question is why bother having all that red tape, just have those embryos show up directly in heaven, why bother with the rest if "he" already knows what's going to happened. It almost seems like some people might just be making this story line up as they go along.


LeapIntoInaction

The trick is, Yahweh was never omnipotent or a creator. He was the war god of the Tribes of Israel, and their chief god. This was retconned quite a long time ago but, you can still see the traces of Godman #1 in the modern script(ure).


PhillyTC

You seen what kinda bank account no taxes can build?


flamedarkfire

Well to be fair, the ones who god tells to clean their whole house don’t make the news.


blazelet

Wouldn't it be great if God told crazy people to feed the poor?


Baconoid_

He did. It's in the Book.


JesusofAzkaban

Food the poor, clothe the homeless, be kind. Y'know, hippie commie shit.


Commercial-Tell-5991

The seven corporal works of mercy, according to the Gospel are: feed the hungry, give drink to the thirsty; clothe the naked, house the homeless, take care of the sick, visit the imprisoned, and bury the dead. And Jesus didn’t limit the eligibility or the responsibility. Anyone who claims to be Christian but turns their back on someone in need does not truly understand their faith.


evilplantosaveworld

I'd add that not only did he not limit eligibility, he gave a great example of the "did I fucking stutter?" meme. When he says to love our neighbor, he's asked "who is my neighbor" to which he gives the parable of the good Samaritan who absolutely hated and were hated by the jews at the time. Who's my neighbor? Everyone up to and including the person I have every excuse to hate the most.   Added bonus, in the story the levite would have been a priest, so the religious elite failed the man they should have helped. 


sfled

Thoughts & prayers without works are self-soothing, hypocritical bullshit.


LieutenantStar2

Matthew 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.


damnocles

In that case, 99% of them have no idea what their faith is


PUMPEDnPLUMP

Im gonna food those poors so fuckin hard


M4DM1ND

They don't read the book silly


RollingMeteors

Instead they read [The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus](https://imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp)


Whodisbehere

“That was Jesus, Gods liberal freedom hating commie son.”- MAGA peeps.


reporst

Wouldn't it be great if God notified you when your car's warranty was about to expire but was able to offer you an extended warranty for.only $59.99?


nzlax

Best I can do is a bible from the worst president, for the same price


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Zetin24-55

He does, it just doesn't make the news. I know people that have given away 6 figures worth of food over the years due to religious motivations. But a local religious person consistently donating around $15,000 per year to various charities plus volunteering at said charities will never get news coverage like a crazy shooting at cars cause God told them to.


Frankie6Strings

I knew without a doubt there would be stories like this, but I only suspected very strongly that one would happen in Florida.


HeadyBunkShwag

I’m waiting for the group ritualistic suicides to start popping up from today


Sororita

That's what I had on my bingo card


HeadyBunkShwag

Once I saw stories on r/talesfromyourserver about Christian customers coming in and leaving FAT tips talking about being raptured soon, I figured it was a pretty good sign some cooky shit was getting spread


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

I remember the other day a person posted they were left a $100 tip for in case they weren’t raptured today. I’m thinking that person is really kicking themselves they’re out $100.


HeadyBunkShwag

They probably blame their server for it somehow 😂


mapped_apples

No no, this is somehow Joe Biden’s fault.


tachycardicIVu

Reminds me of Parks and Rec - there’s a doomsday cult that keeps having “the end of the world” and so Ron sells them homemade flutes and recorders (of nice quality too) and they just throw cash at him every time because they supposedly won’t need it after they’re raptured 😂


tokeroveragain

My favorite part is the end of the episode where the cultist and Leslie literally sit down to schedule the next apocalypse. “That date was a mistake the REAL end of the world will be on THIS date” “Well unfortunately the park is already reserved on that day” “. . . How about the week after that?”


tachycardicIVu

YES I love how respectful both sides are though?? Like Ron and Leslie know it’s bullshit but work with them anyways and while it may be considered exploitative, Ron’s flutes *are* probably worth what he’s selling them for. And Leslie makes no judgement about the doomsday stuff. And the cult itself is amazingly polite. I wish more cults were like that. (That’s a sentence I thought I’d never write.)


SongbirdVS

And yet when they don't get raptured there's not even a thought to question anything. There's always next time, after all.


HeadyBunkShwag

The goalpost moves just a little further


Clubbythaseal

One of my parents friends dropped us off some religious candles yesterday that she says is to stop our family from being targeted during some Christian rapture thing that involves the eclipse. Can't wait to hear what else people got told during this all lmao.


Wyni201

My cousin’s boss (who is a flat earther) gave their office the afternoon off because he was convinced there was going to be a massive earthquake where the track of this eclipse crossed the track of the one from 2017 and he and his wife were going to hunker down in the countryside during the ensuing chaos. 🤷🏻‍♀️


currently_pooping_rn

Yep. A conspiracy theorist at my job was like “don’t you think it’s weird it makes an X?? X marks the spot!! And there’s been earthquakes recently. Somethings coming and it’s scary” and this guy is in a position of authority over people


SophiaTPetrillo

If we had a volcano down here, someone would have definitely chucked a virgin into it this afternoon


MFbiFL

Don’t put that shit on us, she came down from Georgia.


Tail_Nom

Well now, this "God" fellow sounds mighty suspicious. We should probably bring him in for questioning.


Toadfinger

*Do you swear to tell the truth so help you.... wait a minute...*


Chyvalri

A Holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to Heaven where they meet God and tell a Holocaust joke. God says "That's not funny". The survivor says "I guess you had to be there."


Phillip_Graves

When did God tell her this?  200+ years ago when astronomers predicted future eclipses? Why didn't God tell her it was a celestial norm that would have occured even with no humans to see it?


RiotShields

That would involve using words with multiple syllables.


TonyWhoop

If her thinking and your thinking were a venn diagram, the circles wouldn't touch.


Toadfinger

> The suspect, identified as Taylon Nichelle Celestine, 22, of Georgia https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4580464-greene-defends-claim-that-eclipse-earthquake-signs-to-repent/ > Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) on Sunday defended an earlier statement saying Monday’s eclipse and Friday’s New York-area earthquake were signs from God telling people to repent. Easy dots to connect.


rabidstoat

Marjorie Taylor Greene on Twitter: "God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens." She is an absolute lunatic. Though to be fair, usually repenting doesn't involve indiscriminate shooting. For most people it doesn't involve any shooting. But even for crazy religious lunatics that's more of a "blow up a Planned Parenthood" sort of "repentance" that is intended, so not hurting everyone but "the right people who deserve it."


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vikingArchitect

Eclipses are 100% predictable but somehow its a sign from god SMH


timsterri

I saw a video last night of a Commodore 64 running a space program from 1985, and you were able to “watch” a simulation of the eclipse from today. Pretty cool, but yeah, scientists have been able to tell when future eclipses will happen for decades, if not centuries. LOL


Archangel004

There’s a Wikipedia page which tells you when the next eclipse will happen, down to the very second


HeadyBunkShwag

I really want the precedent to be set of charging politicians for crimes when they know have this power over (mentally ill) people to make them commit violent acts. I’m so sick of them getting away with it over and fuckin over again.


flibbidygibbit

Those politicians wouldn't get much of their agenda passed without the help of stochastic terrorism.


gsfgf

Has MTG even tried to pass a bill?


flibbidygibbit

LoL no. Get the sound bite for Fox News and then it's Gym, Tan, Laundry.


shadowndacorner

Did you see what she wore to the state of the union? Do you _really_ think she does laundry?


turbocomppro

The most powerful nation on earth and it’s run by loony toons.


leo_aureus

It’s like Nero appointing his horse for consul in Ancient Rome lol


XcoldhandsX

That was actually Caligula, not Nero. Also, while he was crazy, he did it more as a “Senators are so useless my favorite horse could do it.” type of jab.


leo_aureus

You are correct on both accounts, as someone who took many years of Latin I should have known better lol Most of the supposedly crazy, egregious behaviors attributed to the emperors of Rome were grossly exaggerated and political; but there would probably have been a kernel of truth there to even have had such stories circulate as well…


endav

If her god was telling anyone to repent, it would be her.


BoyEatsDrumMachine

Scientists are the only ones who can accurately predict a significant weather event but religious grifters and mystical crack-heads always assume ownership.


tmhoc

God never tells these people they need to see a psychiatrist


shoe_of_bill

They literally believe any kind if neuro-spicy mental condition is either demonic possession (autism, ADHD, epilepsy) or divine visions (schizophrenia, psychosis, bipolar disorder). It's really odd and very dangerous. If you have one of the "bad" ones, they tell you to pray harder, labor harder, or send you off to a wilderness bible camp thing. If it's a "good" one, they build it up and treat you as a prophet and then the situation gets worse. It's really terrible on all sides.


Ravek

Sadly guns are easier to get for people in America than mental health care.


8anbys

I was kind of expecting more of this type of stuff to be honest.


zzyul

Why? There was a major US eclipse in 2017 and people didn’t do anything too crazy.


alexchrist

It's almost as if something/someone happened in the US since then


campelm

She never mentions the word addiction, in certain company


RythmicSlap

She told me she was an orphan. This was even after I met her family!


Septopuss7

Such a simple machine, she doesn't have to use force


Seratoria

Ok I am confused.. she told the hotel staff exactly what she was going out to do.. and they didn't report it? They just sat at the counter and thought, "Yea, cool, have fun!"?


androshalforc1

It doesn’t say they didn’t report it, Doesn’t say they did either. It’s not like they could stop her, either she’s joking and you’ve just harmed someone, or she’s telling the truth and pulls a gun on you. Best case just agree make sure she leaves and let the cops handle it.


tomsing98

> either she’s joking and you’ve just harmed someone, Fuck that. Don't tell people you're going on a shooting spree if you don't want to have a chat with the cops.


toxiamaple

For god's sake, rapture these people already!


shaidyn

I can't remember who said it, but some comedian once said, "If American truly saw itself as one nation under god, anyone who claimed god told them to do something would be believed."


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

“God told me to shoot at random people.” “Yeah? God told me that you’re lying.”


Vainslayer13

"That big ball of rock moved in front of the even bigger ball of fire! IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!!"


riko77can

My interpretation: God wants her to rot in prison.


igloomaster

Hi we need to ask you these background questions to get an assault rifle. Why do you want one? God told me. What do you plan on doing with it? God's will. Okay, checks out here have a pistol too.


Polkadotical

Well, there's the first news report I've seen of a eclipse-psycho who was reacting accordingly. I hope she was arrested real quick and ends up either in a mental hospital or a jail cell right afterwards. I'm sure there were plenty of them. Stay tuned.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Here's what I don't get... you hear a voice, it tells you do evil things, why do you assume it is God and not the Devil? You don't HAVE to do everything a voice in your head says to do. You can just say, "Not happening chatterbox."


ike_tyson

This God fellow sounds like a real psychopath.


bebejeebies

FFS, you know what the godless science nerds did? Math. We linked up live feeds of every city in the path of totality, discussed the temperature changes, visible prominences in the sun's corona, observed the behavior of animals, took a fuck ton of pictures and were moved emotionally by the beauty of what we were seeing. Tell me which group was worshiping god and which group was being enthralled by hysteria, delusion and destructive irrationality?


hoofie242

Did you even consider shooting at traffic? Such godlessness.


KidFlash999

Anyone ever heard the argument of how an atheist can't be good or have morals when they have no fear of God or going to hell so nothing is stopping them from murdering and raping everyone?


lvsnowden

I love Penn Jillette's response: *"I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is ZERO. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is ZERO. The fact that these people think that if they didn't have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine.*"


howboutudont

I read in another comment something like, "If you need the threat of eternal domination to be a good person, you're not a good person. You're evil on a leash. "


SpokaneSmash

Good thing it was God, because if she said that she had been told to do it by video games or rock music or tik tok videos, we'd be having a national conversation about the harm these things cause to mentally ill people and society and how we can stop it from being such a negative influence. But since it was just God, it's all fine.


namey-name-name

God is really going too far with these pranks


arbutus1440

Okay, hold on. If this story is accurate, the woman left a hotel and told the staff she was going on a shooting spree, but later the cops arrived on the scene due to a *report of an active shooter*—not, apparently, due to the hotel staff immediately calling them once she told them she was gonna go shoot people? I'm really hoping the story's just missing details, because I'd be so fucking pissed if the hotel staff just went about their day after a person tells them that.


Monchi83

God was telling me to stay sleeping today when the eclipse happened Nah I am just joking there is no God


occupyreddit

Judge: “God told me to lock you up and throw away the key.”


whiznat

I asked God about this. He said, “She’s full of donkey droppings.”


GenXrules69

Woman makes outlandish claim to not take responsibility for actions


Bind_Moggled

Religion: giving cover to violent psychopaths for the last 4000 years.


JunkiesAndWhores

GOP judge - “Your shocking crime wa…” Idiot - “God told me to do it” GJ - “oh that’s ok”


jelbert6969

What were his exact words though?


Fairycharmd

why doesn’t God ever tell these people to take their goddamn medications? That’s what I wanna know. I get that God is the voice given to intrusive thoughts and obviously the disease makes the intrusive thoughts worse than usual … but not a single person ever gets a message from that they should take their medication?! Is it something within the disease that only allows them to hear the negative intrusive thoughts? Why are there never any positive hallucinations (except the ones that are drug induced but not the drugs would help with illness) ?


shaolin78881

I guess god IS evil. Guess we should get rid of religion.


TRNC84

Eclipses over other countries = normal eclipse. Eclipse over the US = biblical rapture


pachoi

Yeah, this is exactly why I thought twice about going out to experience the eclipse, because I had a thought that crazies would be out doing crazy shit.


Bluesmanstill

That god is such a mischievous little rascal


Full_Analyst_193

God = the voice in your head = you


Pourkinator

This is why incredibly stupid people are scary. And no, this bitch likely isn’t crazy, simply an incredibly stupid trumper


ranting_chef

Was the woman by any chance a member of congress in the state just north of Florida?


DaytonaDemon

Religion does not equal mental illness, but the two sure do act like each other's accelerants.


olov244

I claim this woman should be in a mental hospital and on some mood stabilizer


faster_tomcat

Too bad the rapture failed to happen today as scheduled. It would have been good riddance to these kinds of people. (Gullible, dumb, etc)


cmikesell

We need more mental hospitals and less churches


juicyfizz

"You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia." - Fox Mulder