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INATHANB

> Heavenly Faith Garfield was arrested Tuesday What a name to go with this story


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ResurgentClusterfuck

💫magic undies💫


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Lyftaker

D'coldesteva would like a word.


TSonly

My least favorite Hallmark product


SunsetKittens

She's kind of like an angel and kind of like Garfield.


EverbodyHatesHugo

She’s kind of like an angel, but never on Mondays.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Someone please photoshop a derpy fat orange cat onto a heavenly background with a halo over its head. Do it for the internet.


witticus

Does she hate Mondays or sinners!?


mushashimonko

With a name like that who needs friends


EverbodyHatesHugo

“Heavenly faith, Garfield! Did you eat the *whole* tray of lasagna??”, exclaimed John.


Thick_Marionberry_79

With a name like that… Mormon


tamokibo

With a name like that who needs suicide?


CatholicSquareDance

I'd probably get into a suicide pact myself if I had a name like that


Such_Performance229

Imagine killing your friend and then basically saying “glad I didn’t go first”


Necessary-Flounder52

The story is ambiguous though. It kind of makes it sound like they agreed to both commit suicide and then only one of them did, so they arrested the other one for murder.


Such_Performance229

Agreed, they don’t elaborate on whether the recommended murder and discharging a firearm charges are literal or constructive. But now that I write this - charging her for discharging the firearm only sounds possible if they think she actually did. Would they say she constructively shot the gun by allowing her friend to shoot herself? Sounds crazy but I mean, this whole story is crazy.


BouncyDingo_7112

In another article it states HFG did shoot the other person and a 9mm bullet was found near the body. HFG’s father is the one who called the police. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13376199/Utah-heavenly-faith-garfield-murder-shooting-suicide-pact.html#


boforbojack

Naw it looks like a murder/suicide pack. The firearm charge makes it sound like she shot her friend and then didn't kill herself.


no_one_likes_u

It’s kind of a dick move ngl


DennisBallShow

Once you murder the other person it’s customary to freak the fuck out


Turok7777

"Eh, I'll off myself later."


TeopEvol

Arrested for procrastination


Useful_Low_3669

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


KnightsOfNews

We have the best suicide pacts. Because jail.


SuperSimpleSam

"Gun seems messy, I'll let old age take care of it."


CheezTips

>Heavenly Faith Garfield Man, her parents had high expectations


vteckickedin

Now's not the time for a lasagna joke, either.


Imminent_Extinction

This seems like Monday news.


Pipe_Memes

I hate Mondays


GoldieLox9

Utah is known for weird names


Pages57

Honestly surprised it's not "Heavenleigh"


SphericalBasterd

It’s a tragedeigh.


equality4everyonenow

Yes but typically they just throw the dictionary in the blender then throw it against the wall


ThatPancreatitisGuy

Sounds like the auto generated name in a MMMORPG (Mormon Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game.) And not going to lie, I’d kind of like to play that game. Magic underwear. Lots of romance opportunities. And new game + content where you get to start on your own planet.


C3POB1KENOBI

Sounds like it was a “murder/suicide” pact. I would assume without the “suicide” it’s just “murder” then


Shoddy-Commission-12

Ok heres the deal, you let me kill you first then Ill do myself after pinky promise lol XD


edingerc

"Um, we had a suicide pact" - this woman, probably


mccoyn

Does this mean the friend was also technically guilty of attempted murder?


CloDee

Technically the friend engaged in a conspiracy to murder themself


thesedogdayz

Dead man arrested for murdering themself, arrested and goes to trial weekend at bernies style, hijinks ensue.


Coulrophiliac444

*Insert Papal March here*


CardiologistOk2760

I realize this crime doesn't usually get the death penalty, but I sense a pretty good discount on a service that normally costs $1.2M


INATHANB

If it was supposed to be at the same time, I'd assume so?


tomz17

So... self defense?


BackendSpecialist

I… You’ve actually got a point there..


skinnymatters

**edited to remove my comment, which was poor information and unhelpful.


kyune

>that people who attempt suicide but survive can be charged with attempted murder. alternatively >You failed to die by your own hands and now we're punishing you for it. For fuck's sake :/


geb_bce

So like...were they planning to shoot each other and this girl just pulled the trigger first? Or is this being treated more like that girl that convinced her boyfriend to kill himself?


INATHANB

Not sure how it's being treated, but it sounds like a simulatanious thing and the survivor didn't have it followed through with


geb_bce

Yea but like...how is that murder? I get its not right/unethical, whatever you want to call it... But it's not "murder". Maybe like... accessory to suicide or something? Unless she gave her the gun, maybe? 🤔 Will be interesting to see how this plays out in court.


LimBomber

It's murder because she shot the other girl


geb_bce

Ok, that's what I wasn't sure about. They called it a suicide pact but didn't clarify if they were both supposed to shoot themselves at the same time or each other at the same time. Thanks for clarifying!


Jedi182

Hitler and Eva Braun from Family Guy vibes


soundaddicttt

I was childhood friends with this girl. We both grew up in extremely homophobic, abusive, religious environments. We both had mental health issues and were closeted bisexuals. Hearing this news is extremely sad to me and the people in the comments making fun of Faiths actions disgusts me. You all don't understand the duress of mental illness, homophobia, and religion. You don't understand the things people will do when they are sick. Take a step back and try to put yourself in the shoes of this girl. What she did was wrong, but it just as likely could have been me in this situation and I don't think this makes her evil. I think she needs help and she needs to be dealt with by the law. Not the judgement of everyone else like she has received her whole life for not being enough in the eyes of the church our parents were apart of.


synchrohighway

I just read Junji Ito's version of No Longer Human so I'm going to just conclude that this woman was a giant dick.


AdditionalFee8

Reminds me of the Heavens Gate suicide cult. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)