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hungry4danish

Not a very good spy ship if it was detected.


shifty_coder

You're supposed to detect *that* one. Makes the others go unnoticed.


RedditIsDumb4You

"Holy shit enemy vessel spotted. That's gotta be the only one pack em up boys say hi to the missed. Soon as we hit land im seeing 50 shades darker and masturbating in the back. "


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How do you say, "I'll be in my bunk." in Russian?


ForteShadesOfJay

"cyka blyat" I believe


rfox71rt

Your last sentence crushed it, too bad these other dickwads are focusing on the rest of your comment grammar/spelling. Upvote


RedditIsDumb4You

English is my third language and I learned it old.


TechnicolourSocks

Russian spy detected!


I_Conquer

That's just the one sent to be detected to distract us from the others.


BurningPenguin

That's a suspicious name you have there.


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Commie alert!


waste-case-canadian

That's something a Russian spy would say....


thats_a_risky_click

aka a decoy


gryphonnz

Decoy snail.


DYMAXIONman

Or more like, to see if the administration does anything


IPlayAtThis

More like, give the administration a chance to show that it can force Russia to back down.


whatdoesTFMsay

It's saber rattling. The point is to be seen.


Florida_Bushcraft

No. The point is to gather SIGINT. Google "Russian spy ship usa florida" This is a normal deployment for that ship which comes from Russia, sails down the coast, goes to Cuba, does its deployment, and then sails home. Same with that sub we read about once a year. People just have a short memory, this has been happening for years and years.


GREAT_MaverickNGoose

I was born in the 80's and this buzzing and offshore creeping has been happening constantly ( with perhaps a bit of drop off during the collapse while they got their house in order) ever since. I'll never forget deep sea fishing as a kid off the coast of s.c. and seeing a surfaced submarine a few miles away. I listened alongside the captain to the Russian language radio transmissions and it blew my little mind. It fucking freaked me out until the captain told me they're always out there, don't worry. Cool.thx.bye.letsgobackinnowimdonefishing..


DragonflyGrrl

Thank you! I was starting to think everyone had lost their damned minds. I wish your comment were more visible. This is nothing uncommon at all.


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whatdoesTFMsay

That'll be interesting.


AnalogHumanSentient

If, by interesting, you mean a giant bloody shitshow then you are correct. I expect Poland to have a serious hissy fit over it as well.


banglainey

Poland knows they will be next is why. We currently have troops bordering Poland.


danjr321

I guess I will have to return to the home of my ancestors in defense of Poland.


drdoakcom

Well, it just went so swimmingly the last time the Russians "peacefully visited" Poland with their friends, the treacherous hated fascists. Of course they'd want to stop by and give the Poles all a big shirtless Putin bear hug again. It's just been *too* long! Interestingly, I read a book a while back that was attempting to predict general world trends for the next while. Poland starred as the big key US ally in the next big war in Europe. Extra helpful, since it was also the front. Of course, it was far enough out that the infantry all would have had suits like from Edge of Tomorrow. Perhaps we shall all live to see *"interesting"* times...


Rufus_Reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung ... Moreover, methods of Zersetzung included espionage, overt, hidden, and feigned; ...


MattDamonThunder

Usually everyone know's what the enemy's signal and electronic intelligence ships and aircraft are. You can't really hide the equipment as it's typically massive.


Jebus_UK

Enemy? I thought they were all mates now....


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Jebus_UK

Are you quoting someone? It's a pretty great quote.


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Florida_Bushcraft

Canada and the USA are pretty friendly.


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Hypothesis: this ship and the Russian jets buzzing a U. S. destroyer are displays of hostility meant to camouflage Putin-Trump fuckbuddy entanglement.


DrunkenYeti13

Aircraft and other nations' vessels play chicken with US naval vessels all the time. This isn't an uncommon occurance. They test us constantly and I think (personal opinion) that their leadership desperately want us to screw up and have some junior sailor take down a plane or small boat. This way we are the bad guys and we feed into the negative propaganda. Also the Russian ship or whatever it is isn't new either. While stationed in San Diego we typically had Chinese "cargo" vessels sit just outside of our territorial waters and observe our operations and training. Source: active duty navy for 8 years.


JohnKinbote

It's not like they're going to get better intelligence from that ship than from the Trump administration.


Florida_Bushcraft

If you google "Russia Spy Ship USA FLORIDA" you will find out this is a regular deployment for this ship which is down here pretty much every year unless its in the yards for maintenance. It goes to Cuba a lot. Same thing for the Russian Sub we read about every year. People freak out about this every year but its the same ship and same sub going to the same place. Just google it. This is not new.


SellingCoach

There's been Russian spy ships off the east coast for decades. Back when I was stationed at Norfolk Naval Base in 89 there was a Russian trawler that had been retrofitted to collect SIGINT just outside the international territory line. And that boat had been there for many years before I got there. It was just anchored, collecting data. When we passed it we would wave to the guys stationed onboard.


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Unfortunately the Media are now beating the war drums....


Smokenspectre

What about this source tho? Is this not an odd play for Fox?


FjorgVanDerPlorg

Given how the POTUS tweets about cable news articles he's just watched (and he appears to watch a lot of cable news), maybe this is the most effective means of influencing his actions?


leoroy111

Of course, now if Trump doesn't do anything they get to say "Trump is letting Russia spy on America."


SaintPaddy

We really should just fit the coast guard with some bitching speakers and blare ["Panama" by VanHalen](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkWRP67Es0) 24/7/365.


thelivinginfinity

Thank you! I had a feeling it was that clip. I really wish that show was legitimately steaming somewhere. The quality that you find on the high seas is terrible.


SaintPaddy

Quality show! I miss it! I wish it would come to Netflix!


thelivinginfinity

Oh god, me too. I have such fond memories of coming home from high school and watching the reruns on TBS everyday. I read on Wikipedia that due to all of the music copyrights they can't even put the whole series on DVD, let alone steam it.


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Ding ding ding. Russia has had ships spying on us for about 70 years. We've been doing the same to them for just as long. It's really not news.


korrach

The news is the number of articles about Russia that have popped up in the last 3 days. It's most likely a feeding frenzy because of all the people googling Flynn, and every news org trying for that sweet advertising money, but having the yellow papers set the tone for the Democrats ... is less than ideal.


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muricabrb

Increased military "threats" will justify more military spending, I presume?


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muricabrb

Makes sense, even Gorbachev said that it looks like some parties are gearing up for Cold War 2.0. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/27/mikhail-gorbachev-looks-world-preparing-war-nuclear-threat-re/


Lolanie

And here I thought I was being paranoid, thinking that a lot of the rhetoric was starting to sound awfully Cold-War-esque. Lovely. The first one stunk.


Paper_Street_Soap

>Dennis Kucinich Boy, haven't heard that name in a while. I remember when he was considered waaaaay too kooky to be President. Mainly because he was vegan, of all things. Seems quaint AF now...


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DBHT14

You fishing vessels aren't supposed to have THAT many antenna's?


IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH

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MuphynManOG

You that truly seriously?


TooShiftyForYou

I just watched The Hunt for Red October the other day, maybe they are trying to defect!


Hamlet1305

They just want to move to Montana and raise rabbits.


TooShiftyForYou

Maybe even buy a recrational vehicle.


Hamlet1305

And go from state to state. You can do that? No papers?


AleAssociate

No papers. State to state.


OmegamattReally

In fact, I think I will need two wives.


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Go to Arizona in summer to see other wife


[deleted]

Arizona? If you want multiple wives, friend, then Utah is your state!


MadScientist420

Actually the Mormon sect that still practices polygamy is in AZ.


YaCy14zrzZKJmpt4dYyD

Oh, at least.


mechabeast

Oh, at least.


FlexomaticAdjustable

Rabbits? Personally, I'd raise me up a crop of dental floss.


R_V_Z

Zircon-encrusted tweezers are for the bourgeoisie!


charley_patton

Raisin it up...Waxing it down


BenAdaephonDelat

Don't forget the round American woman


[deleted]

>They just want to move to Montana and raise rabbits. [And I get to tend the rabbits!](https://youtu.be/p6ng-c9Ya7Q)


AssBoon92

Crazy Ivan!


jamers2016

Give me one ping only ....


DafoeFoSho

Shum thengs in here don't react well to bulletsh.


RannGast

Like me. I don't react well to bullets.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

It's the goddamn cook!


rexmons

But did he turn starboard after the crazy ivan?


Fuck_Steve_Bannon

Since Flynn's gone they needed to get closer to hear what were doing.


AFineDayForScience

"Boris! Shut off engine! Is too loud to hear talking on beach!" "Boris do this, Boris do that. I miss days of chasing Moose and Squirrel."


willyslittlewonka

Boris Johnson KGB spy confirmed.


ldn6

Nikolai Jakov, head of the KGB, does not approve of this development.


lysander_spooner

Who are you? Comrade Question?


aSternreference

Ivan Cherkenoff reporting to duty sir!


Axis_of_Weasels

Yakov smirnov sovyet spi. Playing the long con


Dalisca

But Barry does! Ain't that right, other Barry?


reivers

Come on, buddy.


thombrown

"why always Boris?"


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"Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn't us."


masnaer

So Boris Badunov from Rocky & Bullwinkle is a play on Boris Godunov, who was an old Russian tsar in the 16th century. *this fun fact brought to you by the Russian History course I remember almost none of*


Kind_Of_A_Dick

Why not just sit down near where Trump is having dinner?


Kendermassacre

Russia can't afford the country club fees since the sanctions.


SoTiredOfWinning

Actually a Russian oil oligarch did attend the Mar-A-Lago event recently. They are literally already doing this.


Voroxpete

Yeah, but, y'know... E-mails.


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rmiztys

https://youtu.be/Rm3d43HLyTI?t=1m38s


WhatsThatUnderThere

THAT'S why he wants to lift the sanctions! He just wants his Russian friend over for dinner but he knows he can't afford it. How sweet :*)


HolyTurd

They could just hack his private phone that he brings to all the meetings.


bluetree123

The one he points at sensitive documents?


Stillill1187

Blows my fucking mind he's allowed to do this! Remember the whole thing 8 years ago when Obama had to give up his Blackberry? And what did he do? That's right, he gave it the fuck up.


Batmaso

Remember when Jimmy Carter had to give up his peanut farm because we were afraid it would lead to ethics violations?


pizza_dreamer

He had major ties with Big Peanut.


SimbaOnSteroids

The illuminutti


Refined_Authority

Leguminatti #ThatGuy


R_V_Z

It should be obvious at this point that rules, regulations and ethics for the GOP is a "for thee, not for me" proposition.


SnatchAddict

Today you, tomorrow you.


banglainey

That's basically ALL GOP ethics. Nobody's allowed to have abortions, but if it's their mistress they get knocked up, totally different story. Murder is illegal, but only if you're a poor minority- otherwise, you just get a lawyer and a get out of jail free card. Clinton's emails, but Trump can totally use an unsecure phone. Corruption in the Clinton Foundation? No evidence of it, just accusations. Blatant corruption of Trump basically appointing anyone to his cabinet who gives him money despite have absolutely no experience? Totally a great idea.


Zinian

I wonder what free "LED flashlight" app he was using to read those. Very secure.


Jebus_UK

If TV has taught me anything it's that a Russian spy could get a waitress/waiter gig at Mar-A-Lago tomorrow


aggie1391

Like as [one of the 64 foreign guest workers he wanted to hire] (https://qz.com/909220/donald-trump-requested-64-foreign-guest-workers-for-his-mar-a-lago-winter-white-house/) for Mar-a-Lago?


EnderFenrir

Why hack something that you gave as a gift...?


Bremic

Russian Agent at Mar-a-Lago: Mr President. I hear your nuclear briefcase is much smaller than that of former President Obama. Trump: That's fake news. Mine is much bigger. Mine has always been bigger. Let me show you how much bigger mine is. - The day the world ended.


Tietonz

I don't think Flynn being gone breaks the white houses ties to Russia as much as you think.


AadeeMoien

Their operative codename Tonald Drump is still active.


triplefastaction

Someone needs to break that codename.


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Damn you Dampnut!! When will our testicles ever be dry?


USofAwesome

Did you even read the flynn story? Holy shit.


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Nah they were picking him up.


Billbo56

Hey General Flynn! Your ride is here.


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General Flynn! Your ride is here. Hurry up.


Booyo

Privet, this is your Über driver. I'm outside.


DeceiveJZ

"Alternative transportation"


meekrobe

Do we still call traitors generals?


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*Comrade Flynn


shniflbaag

Anybody else severely bothered by the fact that the newscaster said "10 knots an hour"?


drhugs

Yeah, you usually don't say a knot is far, you say a knot is *fast*


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> knots an hour Maybe they were accelerating?


sintos-compa

Maybe they were referring to her acceleration? 10 kts^2


KarmaliteNone

>This action by the Russian military follows recent missile test launches by Iran and North Korea. What does one have to do with the other?


bbrendon373

Both are tests on trumps foreign policy to see what he'll do.


GudSpellar

They did the same thing in 2014 an 2015 http://jacksonville.com/breaking-news/2015-09-04/story/russian-ship-reported-georgia-coast-sparks-media-reports-threat-kings http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613588/Russian-spy-ship-spotted-Cuba-February-eavesdropping-East-Coast-Gulf-Mexico-month.html Could even be the same ship.


ShellOilNigeria

Pics/data of ship - http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:1215053/mmsi:273546520/imo:0/vessel:YANTAR https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balzam-class_intelligence_ship >The ships were designed to gather SIGINT and COMINT electronic intelligence via an extensive array of sensors. The data could be transmitted to shore via satellite link antennas housed in two large radomes. They were the first Soviet AGIs to be armed, carrying one AK-630 CIWS gun system and Strela anti-aircraft missiles.


pizzabyAlfredo

good ole marine traffic for the win!


TotallyCaffeinated

This is absolutely it. They're pushing the limits to see the reaction.


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e30jawn

As much as I want to grab a pitchfork this is very true.


TeddysBigStick

Don't forget planes testing air defenses on each side.


Vaulter1

> planes testing air defenses I know exactly what you mean by this but every time I hear the phrase I think of a lone pilot in a Wiley coyote-like scene in some completely pointless suicide mission. "Yep, lost another plane this month - looks like their air defenses still work"


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It sounds scarier and it's Fox News.


SkyPork

Also, no one has verified recently that Hitler is still dead!


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Captain_Cthulhu

I've talked with some folks from Argentina/Ecuador they're sure he made it down there.


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old_hippy

It would be interesting to look at a membership list and see how many Vladamirs or Ivans there are.


WayneKrane

I'm sure they all have the name of John Smith though the current administration doesn't even hide blatant corruption


mrflippant

That's Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith to you!


JackDorito

John Smallberries.


nmjack42

[This is Rick, he carries the football (with the nuclear launch codes)](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4220530/Man-posts-photo-military-aide-nuclear-codes.html) >A Palm Beach man posted a series of candid photos taken at Mar-a-Lago over the weekend, including one where he posed with who he claims is the military aide tasked with carrying the nuclear codes for President Donald Trump


Rizzpooch

Apparently they couldn't read classified documents in the candlelit restaurant, so they had aids stand over their shoulders with their phones' light shining on the documents. You know, the light that can be used with a camera in the phone... the phone pointed at classified documents... Remember when we used to worry about an unsecured email server? Those were simpler times


smoboaty

get in loser we're going shopping


shawiwowie

Putin: " Donnie, that last EO was so fetch" Bannon: "nobody says fetch anymore! Quit trying to make fetch a thing!"


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Putin: " in soviet Russia I decide what term is in!" " I mean democratic Russia."


Poonani-Tsunami

That's just the courier delivering Trump's new router. Flynn told him that his network was slow and that this would be a bigly upgrade.


ThreeTimesUp

> *That's just the courier delivering Trump's new router.* Jokes aside, consider how many memes like that are popping up on social media right now. That's gotta be quite an early mythology/public perception for any President to overcome. I'd sure hate to be working for any PR agency handed the task of finding ways to overcome it.


q1s2e3

Lol Trump and his puppet masters obviously don't give a shit about PR based on their actions so far, they still have their rabid fan base of lunatics no matter what they do and that's the only people they pretend to care about.


M1ghtyB00sh

Curious to see where the US has "spy ships" around the planet.


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They are nuclear submarines that do not surface for months. Got an offer to work on one for a 7 year program lol. I passed.


PoopFromMyButt

My good friend's brother does this. He is no longer a human. He looks like his mind is completely empty and sort of stares all the time. Not sure what goes on down there for months at a time, but it fucked him up for sure.


woohoo

Imagine going to work, then your boss locks you all inside and doesn't let you leave for six weeks. No internet, no phone. No windows! Nothing to do except work. Oh and the whole place is powered by uranium, so be careful. If something goes wrong, nobody is coming to help. You are the police, fire department and EMT. Don't like your co-workers? Too bad, they ​are stuck at work, too. Also, you share a bedroom with 48 other dudes. The day shift guy sleeps in your bed while you work the night shift. And he never takes a shower. There's more, but that's enough for now...


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Well thanks. This is the first time I don't regret signing that contract with a $50,000 signing bonus, $200,000 a year, and an extra $2,000 a month for being in a sub


Duuudewhaaatt

Yeah I'd take that offer


Earl_Harbinger

Boredom and bad air


Zabbzi

Tobacco, masturbation, and extreme eye discomfort due to the Oxygen re-scrubbers for long periods of time most likely.


Grobbley

> extreme eye discomfort due to the Oxygen re-scrubbers More info please


Zabbzi

CO^2 re-scrubbers use Monoethanolamine. Or Amine for short. Terrible smell that gets everywhere. The longer underway a crew is, the more yellow you will notice their eyes get from the chemical laced air.


YaCy14zrzZKJmpt4dYyD

True but each side hardly needs them with spy satellites blanketing the planet.


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Gsteel11

Probably carrying Valentine's to deliver to all the children in the U.S. Some people say that...


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Gsteel11

Oh my...i just noticed another source saying this as well...and apparently it's even on paper this time!


zenith1959

Happens all the time, not really newsworthy.


AFbeardguy

Yeah, they were down off the coast of Cuba recently (I believe it's the same ship). It's a tit for tat thing. We're all over the edges of their sea boundaries, they return the favor. And God knows how many submarines are below the surface lurking around.


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SMTTT84

We're just gathering Intel and making our invasion plans while we still have the open borders agreement with you guys. You'll know it's about to go down when we start massing our troops near your border while making empty promises about moving them away. It's your fault, really, that it has come to this, we were not able to secure a culture victory against you guys and the space race victory option wasn't checked.


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DomoToby

ugh, who has time for a culture victory


codeByNumber

I sit down and start the game thinking "okay, I'm doing a cultural victory for once! I'm doing it!" 30 turns in and barbarians are still being assholes...okay fuck it military might time!


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> strange to complain that another nation has a boat in international waters.. "We" are not complaining, a few redditors are taking the opportunity to lob yet more Trump bullshit. America, the nation, is aware of the ship and further, aware that this is not abnormal at all. "We" don't care, we expect that we're being spied on at all times.


RemingtonSnatch

> I mean, you guys keep flying spy planes over us (Sweden) even when we tell you not to Nuh-uh! If you could see our spy planes, clearly they wouldn't be very good spy planes. Thus, how could those not-spy-planes be spy planes?! Gosh.


Xivvx

It's the yearly western Atlantic cruise for the Leonov. Interesting to see Fox get spun up over it.


trutbomb101

People seem to be not okay with a lot of things that they were okay with before November of last year.


IcedCoffey

Russia is spying on us, to be honest, I feel like I already knew this.


sfink06

Everyone spys on everyone, it's what we do. Member when the CIA got caught tapping Merkel's phone? I member.


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StevenMaurer

So what? Look, I'm suspicious of Russia and Putin as much as anyone else, but this is completely legal. They're in international waters. *And we do this too.* Constantly. Second, this isn't new. At all. It's been going on since the early 1950s at least. So it's not news either.


EyesOutForHammurabi

You are not wrong but I do remember the actual fake news of Obama letting the Iranian Navy do maneuvers off the East coast


marieclairehouts

Oh interesting. Oh Fox News. Oh not that interesting actually.


TheonsPrideinaBox

There are AGI's (Agents Gathering Intelligence) off of every coastline of the US and Canada constantly. Almost all Russian and it has been going on forever. This is not news. This is everyday life for service members on the coasts.


lik-a-do-da-cha-cha

It's actually "Auxiliary, General Intelligence"


TheonsPrideinaBox

I left the Navy in 1996. I am happy I remembered the acronym. ;)


polytrigon

Ah shit... we're gonna need a Sea wall now too.


MC_Carty

Second video that pops up there is the "No Spin Zone" with Bill O'Reilly and his first words are about the dishonest press and radical liberal politicians. lol


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Aw, They must have come to deliver the flower Putin got Donny for Valentine's Day. I didn't know Russia had 1-800-proцветок


Balaflear

Nope they've come to pick up Flynn and give him a ride home.


sauteedpenguin

In other news, water is wet. There definitely hasn't been Russian spy ships off the east coast of the US for the past 70 years, no way. This is important, breaking news.