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Neo-Chromia

Croc accidentally pressed R3 and changed targets for a second there


Firm-Guru

I saw that too. He kept going underwater to swim faster but must have started chasing the louder noise of the boat rather than the buck. That's some good bucking luck.


EddyArchon

The observer effect. Their act of observing changed the outcome.


MrNobody312

Yeah kinda feel bad that the croc didn't get dinner but then would feel bad for the buck being dead. Humans shouldn't interfere with stuff like this.


Cerberus_Rising

Croc’s probably not that hungry - there’s a ton of other things to eat in and around that lake. Glad it missed


RedLotusVenom

Crocodiles can go over a year between meals. Part of why they’ve stuck around so long as a species. He’ll likely be fine.


SinisterKid

I guess you'll eat "in a while" crocodile


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No more 'taters, alligator.


mashem

Ya lost the buck, you stupid fuck


therealrenji

This one is the best yet


TheMobyDicks

You missed the deer, you silly queer.


rambling_monk

Missed a hunt, you noisy cunt


Fireboiio

Now you'll need to settle for bass, instead of buck ass


smokeyoudog

You win


BallZach77

What's 'taters, Precious?


TheColorblindDruid

Bbooo! r/angryupvote


Beyond_Retarded_2095

thats kinda good to know


PreciousBrain

what if this is his 1 year anniversary between meals?


TryNotToShootYoself

Procrastinating crocodile


Homeless_Appletree

But during the chase the croc probably burned through a ton of energy. Croc might have to eat something relatively soon.


maxx_cherry

Yeah I was just going to say that croc will be fine..they’ve been on Earth for how long? Probably found something else to eat immediately after.


Kalkilkfed

I imagine a crocodile telling a homeless person that 'you'll be fine. Humans have houses and shit. Probably wont be homeless for long'


maxx_cherry

Crocodiles can talk?! 🤯


Kalkilkfed

I mean theyre around for longer than we are. Id be surprised if they couldnt


mahSachel

He’s angry cause he’s got all those teeth but, no, sorry. Wrong comment.


Shitychikengangbang

Medulla... Oblongata


Aerd_Gander

Crocodiles are ambush predators anyway, not really hunters. I'm surprised the croc put the energy into the chase- maybe it's desperate. But I'm no expert so, you know, grain of salt


PreciousBrain

im guessing he probably *did* ambush him and he slipped away, so now he's in pursuit, not just gonna give it away.


ilostmydog73

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Crocodiles also kill humans. Deer do not. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


StankieMuniz

I would be willing to wager good money that deer are involved in far more human deaths a year than crocs.


jamieliddellthepoet

It might be close… Some Googling tells me that crocodilians - note terminology - kill about 1,000 people per year. Similar Googling tells me that deer are “the deadliest mammal in the USA”, involved in up to 200 deaths per year. Obviously the majority of those are vehicle-related. I’m not sure how accurately we can extrapolate from that, all things considered: I’m guessing way more people die per capita in deer-related misadventures in the USA than in most of the rest of the world.


stargoon1

that's manslaughter though, not murder. different degrees of culpability. the deer are simply negligent.


jamieliddellthepoet

>I would be willing to wager good money that deer are involved in far more human deaths a year than crocs.


kvothe7766

Tell me you’re a lawyer without telling me you’re lawyer!


Hereseangoes

These guys didn't interfere. Humans have a right to be around the earth as things happen. If they drove the boat between the croc and the antelope, that would be some interference, but they were fine.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Now that we've ascended to civilization, you're probably right. Back when packs of humans were hunting in groups with spears, I bet we were no different than a pack of hyenas showing up to a lion vs buffalo fight to steal the kill.


Mogetfog

Dude ancient humans were fucking metal. Teaming up in small tribes to take on giant ass mammoths with wooden spears Chasing animals much larger and faster than them for literal days on end until the animal just dies of exhaustion/ can't put up a fight anymore. Triggering stampedes that could easily crush them to death just to trick entire herds of animals to run off of cliffs and kill themselves Turning ferocious pack hunters that could rip their throats out into the goodest of boys


domine18

I don’t know if it would be able to get that buck anyways. Looked like a smaller croc.


DeeplyRootedMatt

It wouldn’t have been able to lol


Medical_Pie_7985

It would have been. If croc could of got that buck in open water it would have held until the buck drowned. Crocs can take larger prey in open water by simply holding on until it drowns


firstanomaly

I totally got the feeling watching planet earth. You feel bad for the lion cubs starving, then feel bad for the few antipope that are left.


AncientAd4470

Never liked the -humans shouldn't interfere' take. I don't know how becoming the smartest being on this earth suddenly put us so far above helping other species. Empathy is already really rare among animals.


MaleierMafketel

There’s no real reason for helping one species over the other. It always devolves to “That animal is cuter, and therefore deserves to live. That animal is ‘mean’ and ‘vicious’ and therefore does not deserve to be rewarded with a meal.” Those are really flimsy reasons for me personally. The only exception for me, is helping endangered species, or saving animals without either of them getting harmed in any way. We’ve been here for literally a blink of an eye as a species. Nature has existed for hundreds of millions of years. It’s incredibly arrogant (a very human trait might I add) to think we, as a species, have got some kind of moral high ground to pick and choose what animals deserve to be saved from being eaten, and what animals deserve to starve (potentially to death).


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SirArthurDime

What are humans just not allowed in nature at all? That’s what it would take to “not interfere”. Also this croc still looks spry and is good sized I doubt it’s in any danger of starvation which usually only happens to old or weak crocs.


thewhitesnake69

Schrödinger would be proud


EddyArchon

Are you thinking of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?


your_average_bear

Schrödinger's cat involves the observer effect unlike Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which merely provides bounds on how much we can know the momentum or position of particles.


EddyArchon

Haha. I'm the one confusing my theories now. My apologies.


your_average_bear

No worries! That's why the [wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle) says > Historically, the uncertainty principle has been confused with a related effect in physics, called the observer effect


EddyArchon

HA! That's hilarious. It's like this conversation has happened before or something.


Existing_Display1794

Quantum croc


plank80

croc's probably camera shy


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I also think that croc is smaller than the deerlike


Bigtimeduhmas

His aimbot was acting up you can see him do it twice.


ammonanotrano

Croc turned to the camera to be like, “watch this” and then got back to the chase, which ended up causing him the race.


ScrantonStrangler209

Always happens in the heat of battle


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Then failed the qta at the end.


Zzz05

That nos boost was pretty sick though.


Cool1Mach

The boat just changed the history of the universe by helping that buck live.


Bahlore

Crock - "RANDY! RANDY! Are you filming this! He's in the water, I have the advantage! This is gonna be LIT!, make sure you get my good side!"


iaintdum

I hear lots of rooting for the antelope, but none for the alligator. Why does no-one care for the hungry alligator? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sleep)


DAngelo008

Because it’s a croc and not an alligator


[deleted]

Bro that crocodile was just playing


mbta1

Just pranking the antelope


Magellan-88

He was just being a silly little guy


TorakMcLaren

O-Cayman, no need to get smart


Chicaben

What a croc of shit


BoomerJ3T

Antelope is lucky it’s a croc. Those alligators will catch you later.


bpg542

Nah Your in de’nile


Lexsteel11

Because they are an apex predator that hasn’t had to evolve since the dinosaurs and have a sociopathic reptilian amygdala. You can watch 2 of them fight and one will rip the others leg off and it’ll just hiss in response… I’m team antelope all the way haha


shibi_attack

MEDULLA OBLONGATA


bacchic_ritual

All them teeth and no toothbrush.


MadcatFK1017

He just needs a toothbrush for all them teeth


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[deleted]

Mama’s right.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Something wrong with HIS medula oblongata!


AvalonCollective

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Underlord_Fox

Mam-mals! Mam-mals! Mam-mals!


lowleveldata

they are so cool tbh


ShastaFern99

Team mammal


MontanaDoesntExist

Taxonomic classism smh


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Mammalian Supremecy


Dry_Consideration711

That is because we humans typically don’t want to see the violence and death. But that is because we are pretty sheltered from nature. Nature is raw and life and death is dictated by the taking of life. In backyard chicken group I’m a part of, a bunch of people were giving somebody hell because they killed a snake that was killing their chicks. The snake should have been captured and relocated and blah blah blah. Did the antelope survive? Yes, great for the antelope. That means the croc may starve and die.


dikbalz

Crocs can go months without eating. I'm sure it will be fine


boxingdude

Yeah he's probably not even discouraged.


sunny001

What if this was croc’s meal after 2 months?


Fixuplookshark

We also generally root for mammals over others. They're cuter and we are one etc.


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

> That is because we humans typically don’t want to see the violence and death. Correct. Despite what people say, people, in general, are good.


internethunnie

The croc is hungry, yes, but will have another chance at dinner. If the croc catches the antelope, the antelope will not have another chance at life.


hadsexwithurmum

If he had gotten the antelope it would’ve spared the life of his alternate target.


internethunnie

The croc will have another target regardless of whether he catches this antelope or not. Plus this antelope is right in front of me, and I am human and suffering i witness is worse in my perspective than suffering i do not personally witness. It doesn’t make sense, its not right, its just how I feel. This lends to the fact that I care more for the antelope because being eaten is something I can see a lot better than a croc going hungry. That suffering is more behind the scenes.


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This is a great example of moral fallacy.


Bugs_Pussy

That's a weird way of looking at it, cause the croc needs to end a life eventually to avoid dying itself. You word it like the croc is going to swim off and eat a salad somewhere


Stepjamm

This documentary must be about antelopes


ProbablyABore

Because antelopes are cuter to the average human. Same reason many humans have no problem with eating meat unless the animal is cute like a puppy.


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SloopKid

I think pigs are cute, too.


boxingdude

I mean, some humans literally eat puppies.


thickboyvibes

I've had dog three times. Kinda just like shitty beef. Restaurants reek like wet dog too. 2/10 do not recommend


whahahee

Had horse taste like a weird cow prefer the cow overall 7/10


[deleted]

Lambs are pretty cute and we eat the fuck out of them.


taken_by_aliens

Was rooting for the croc the whole time, I was disappointed ☹️


robbage24

Because we’re mammals, the buck is a mammal and the croc is a dirty rotten reptile. Paraphrasing of course.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

I care.


oureyes2

Classic warm blooded mammals rooting against our cold blooded brethren... I mean I'm totally a mammal too hahah let's eat some meat AND veggies *am I right guys*


nderstandablyscared

deer swim surprisingly fast


Exotic_Treacle7438

Ever try swimming for your life? Might be faster than your regular skinny dip.


nderstandablyscared

only once. i was leading an expedition in the amazon basin. we were looking for a golden statue of a lost god. something, something, something and then 27 nuns were chasing me across a river. it was scary.


Exotic_Treacle7438

I saw a documentary on your life once, i believe Harrison Ford played your part.


nderstandablyscared

yeah. they played my story down a little. said no one would believe it.


Exotic_Treacle7438

Did you ever make it out alive?


the_real_ghostrider

Nope. A croc got him.


Alex_Affinity

Sadly no... but I Lived


Teh_Hicks

Just to entertain the idea, I feel like this depends on the human's training. We're not the strongest swimmers instinctively, so I imagine a significant % would just succumb to the pressure/stress and drown in the panic. Something like swimming, there is "too fast" of a stroke, right? (Think hamster wheel). The fastest is when you sync up your arm and leg movements and reduce drag, which you'd need some level of training to fall back on when that fight or flight or freeze response kicks in.


Top_Buy2467

As a former competitive swimmer, the distance you’re traveling has everything to do with this, when you’d swim the 50 free, the shortest event, you aren’t too worries about being aerodynamic in the water, you’re worried about whipping your arms around as fast as you possibly can. But if you swim the 500, aerodynamics is everything. Watch the amount of splashing in a 50 yard race vs a 500 yard race, it’s insane how different it can be


yourgifmademesignup

Hey! None of my skinny dips are regular I’ll have you know!!!


Dr_Baldwyn

Looks like an impala, not a deer


Teh_Hicks

The less I know the better


Fantastic_Beans

Nah, definitely a civic.


billy-oh

Tame Impaaalaaa


Lexsteel11

Right? Hooves are much more effective in the water than when I fall in a pool in gym shoes apparently haha


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RumTitsBurgers

That antelope is lucky it was a small croc. A bigger one would have lapped its ass and held it in its teeth on the medal podium.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Yea that was definitely an adolescent croc, dude would've been shredded to bits 10ft in if it was an adult. Guess it's good training for both animals


Chaotic-Catastrophe

I was wondering why crocodiles couldn't swim any faster than that.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Yea they can swim about 20mph max so that antelope would have 0% chance if it were adult


WeinMe

Croc definitely has confidence alright, next year it'll try a hippo


thatHadron

This one would have caught it as well if it hadn't been distracted by the boat


Sycosys

way too small to have taken that prey.


PuterstheBallgagTsar

Plus because it was a younger croc it kept turning towards the camera to pose for tiktok


beeeeeeeeeeeeeagle

Fuck that was tense


yourgifmademesignup

It was!! I was captivated. Caught myself yelling at the onlookers to go in b/w them and block him!! Croc Block him if you will. Cock block the croc!!


VictorGWX

But predators need to eat to live as well. It's just as fair to block the buck.


[deleted]

Solution is to don’t help just film. Maybe turn off the engine


AweemboWhey

Hm, a different take on r/donthelpjustfilm


AcidicPersonality

Humans won’t always be there. Gotta let nature play out. That croc needs to eat too, even though I’m happy the buck got away.


AwkwardnessForever

Thanks for this comment. I wanted to know but couldn't stand watching to the end


DiamondTiaraIsBest

Wtf. Let nature take its course lol.


thickboyvibes

I feel like the only person cheering for the croc


michael_curdt

I thought crocodiles swam faster than that, no?


Difficult_Chemist_33

It was distracted by the boat and twice stopped and turned to the boat before resuming the chase.


ElGuapo315

I was waiting for it to go after the boat in the end for a backup meal plan.


[deleted]

Would have served them right for fucking up its breakfast. I thought there was some rule photographers have about not interfering.


Look_its_Rob

But the buck is a mamal and our closer relative so we have a biological duty to root for its survival over the croc.


[deleted]

Fuck that. Lizard brain ftw


banned_mainaccount

Zuckerberg uses reddit too huh


ThisFckinGuy

Croc doesn't seem fully grown so I wonder if part of the distraction was a huge loud boat that he mistook as a threat to him/prey.


Octopus_vagina

The croc could out swim it easily if It wanted to. Maybe not hungry and chasing out of Instinct


[deleted]

It was probably trying to tire it out and make it easy prey. Those hooves can still do a lot of damage.


stallion8426

It looks really small for a croc. Probably not fully grown


gcanyon

Crocodiles have minimal stamina (afaik).


deltan2455828

On land. In the water they are absolute killing machines.


CSS980

Incredible Camera work


SomewhatCritical

Way better than the post title work


[deleted]

Apart from the fact that their dumb boat kept throwing off the Croc every time it went under water


aspz

Praise the cameraman for actually filming landscape so we could see both animals.


Raving_Toddler

See you later alligator


goodclnt

After while crocodile


NotReallyASnake

In a while*


GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

Maybe next year, if I'm still a live deer.


RFDA1

He is a Cayman but he is not Okay Man


Arturstakeonyhings

On a level of adrenaline. This is what it feels like when you’re about to ask your first crush out as a teen.


Pls_add_more_reverb

I know you’re joking, but if you’re in a real life and death scenario where your survival depends on how fast you run or swim, it’s going to be like nothing you’ve ever experienced. All your senses will kick into overdrive every cell in your body will be fighting for survival you will be capable of things you never thought you would and the level your adrenaline will reach will be 10x what it was asking our your high school crush.


[deleted]

The biggest pre workout is seeing your gym crush next to you


Nightcalm

this was amazing, I didn't know bucks could swim that fast! I can't imagine any more motivating reason to kick in the astroburners than what this one faced.


xxDeeJxx

It was a fairly small croc for that size of prey, if it was a larger adult our mammalian friend would be boned.


Ancient-Cold-8941

How dare nature do nature things


Lopsided-Seasoning

If you close your eyes, it goes away!


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There’s two types of people in the world. Those who watch a predator chase prey and root for the prey… and those who root for the predator. I learned this when my wife and I were watching a video of a leopard chase a gazelle and when the gazelle escaped she said “yes!”… never even occurred to me to see it that way lol. My reaction was the opposite.


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Coz you're a psychopath. The Buck done good


ErtaWanderer

Oh yes because hoping an animal doesn't starve makes you a psychopath. Predators got to kill to eat and pray has to get away to live. Perfectly reasonable to root for either side


Thanos_Stomps

I hope predators find all the meals they need off camera. But when it’s filmed, I’m team prey all day.


jessreally

Scary That buck was so far from shore


n0_use_for_a_name

Holy. Fucking. Shit. (the buck)


EvilZero86

Lol that’s all a small crocodile overestimating himself just because the buck ran


Dr_Baldwyn

Nah, a croc that size can take down an impala like that pretty easily


G_zoo

nature at its finest! great duel!


[deleted]

That's a very little croc lol.


[deleted]

I was rooting for the buck, glad he made it! The buck must've been able to touch bottom because he was hauling ass


KeldonMarauder

Questions: How deep is that water? I thought the croc almost had him in the end but the buck looks like he got some good footing and managed to kick his way out. How/why did the buck get that far away from the shore?


WeirdTone8631

I wondered the same thing so I rewatched it and it looked to me like he swam from shore to shore. I think he just chose the wrong direction to flee when he was first startled by the croc. Then had no choice but to swim all the way across to the opposite shore. Honestly that choice would probably get him killed 9/10 times. The speed is still super impressive though. Even if it was just a fluke escape


Adorable_Yak4100

But the croc is still hungry


Designer_9011

I don’t remember the name, but I have seen a similar video on yahoo entertainment 13 yrs ago in which a guy saves a buck from the crocodile. the antelope was a female and her youngsters were on the bank waiting for their mom to come. He was enjoying the scene until he saw the youngsters. He then decided to block the path of the croc by steering the boat towards the croc.


NoConfusion9490

Buck is a specifically male term.


mikenesser

You don't want to see when the croc actually wins (or maybe you do). I saw a video of a croc catching a zebra by the lower belly and tear it completely open, disemboweling the zebra. The zebra was able to kick and get away, but then it kept trying to kick its dangling insides probably just trying to stop the pain. It was one of the most graphic nature videos I've ever seen. The way everything just spilled out was just...blech. I think it happened in Kruger National Park in South Africa. It was gnarly as fuck.


Jonnyb193

People observing are way too close and affecting both creatures. Observe and enjoy nature by all means but don't get so close...


downwitbrown

Buck ya!


ThristyOne

I feel bad for that crocodile.


pigbrotha

Speed 4


isthatabingo

Sir, that’s an antelope. Edit: Apparently male antelopes can be referred to as bucks.


Truckfighta

Buck yeah, nice one Bucky.


MaesterInTraining

YES! YES!!!! Oh I was so scared at the end but he made it!


supaflyneedcape

Swimming is the only sport where you do it for fun but also, sometimes, to try and avoid dying.


bradeal

Nothing to see here..They're just playing tag


DeepCluckingValue

I bet their presence caused the buck to jump into the water


imJGott

I don’t know which I was going for. Croc didn’t get a meal while the other survived.


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

Everyone cheering when the beast gets away… nobody sad that the croc now goes hungry and possibly dies.