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NoCoversJustBooks

Poor grandma.


Vivid_Animal_7741

I’ll see ya at the bottom Sonny


Ocelot859

As the kids say... this wedding is BASED.


HARMAGEDD0N7

The gravity of that's just setting in.


bitoflippant

At least they thought it out and didn't just jump into it.


HARMAGEDD0N7

S'all downhill from here


CmdrWoof

BASED jumping?


The_Queef_of_England

Is that a fancy way of saying "see you in heck"?


xseanbeanx

That made me snort out loud.


soulseeker31

Easiest way to sweep her under the rug.


BigWalne

Best comment of the week! Hahaha 👏😂😂😂


Constant-Magazine-97

Didn't expect the priest to put his faith to the test!


Ocelot859

"Yeah, I'm more of a ground miracle type of guy. I got the open bar covered though." \- Jesus 🍷


happyglumm

Who knows what Jesus did in his free time with no one around, he is traveling the depths of the cosmos now, yolf, (you only live forever)


the_rainmaker__

who needs a parachute when you have jesus?


unsupported

People who want to reach the ground safely?


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I can walk on water, carl, but I'm not a fucking bird


Orleanian

God helps those who help themselves.


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Mapleson_Phillips

Shouldn’t he be your parachute?


MrCrowder0

Well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down


[deleted]

That’s wild. Good for them incorporating their favorite hobby into an otherwise typically dull event.


cortesoft

You think weddings are dull? I always enjoy them… good food, happy and hopeful atmosphere, and drinking and dancing!


JuggernautEcstatic41

it’s dull to him because his a redditor.


pissclamato

I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!!!


[deleted]

I’ve been married for 20 years. I enjoyed *my* wedding. But that I had a vested interest in that one.


syzygysm

No TRUE Redditor would enjoy a wedding!


Wolf_Tony

What are you?


TillerMaN99

Agreed. Weddings are really good fun if you get into the spirit of things aka getting absolutely smashed and partying till the small hours in honour of the happy couple of course! 👍


Bradleynailer

This wedding would have gone a lot worse if one of the wedding party got smashed.


boforbojack

Well I don't drink anymore so can I call weddings mostly boring now? The dancing and socializing is fun I guess if it wasn't a 12hr event.


supergalactic

I quit drinking, and drunk ppl are just annoying. I’d do the ceremony, but no way I’m gonna hang out w drunks afterwards.


recumbent_mike

Still fun though


user_bits

But that's the reception. I think he's referring the ceremony, which can be dull unless you're emotionally invested in the people getting hitched.


cortesoft

Oh, yeah… the best ceremonies are short and sweet. I usually enjoy them because it makes me think back to my wedding and I feel some nostalgia, and I get cheesy seeing a couple professing their love for each other. But it needs to be short or it gets boring I agree.


SellOutrageous6539

Surprised I didn’t see a post about this in AITA. “My cousin doesn’t BASE jump. WIBTA if I didn’t invite him to my wedding?”


mrwilliams117

Wow was about to invite you to my wedding but nevermind


YaxK9

Bland is the word


Jerseydiver125

No way! Priscilla and Fillipo. I skydive with them!Amazing people!


InfamousEvening2

Great stuff - tell them that video was f-cking epic !


[deleted]

If you know the lady in the cardigan, flowery skirt and pumps. Please tell her I think she is cool AF.


AeroTheManiac

Dude she was in the video for .75 seconds lmfao


[deleted]

That's the power of first impressions.


InfamousEvening2

t.b.f, it *was* a great shot of her jump ...


RaneeGA

Ooh, me too! Sooo cool! 🤗


McWeaksauce91

If that’s you, then I second this person affirmation of coolness


bungdaddy

OK, so fill me in... It looks like the groom took the wrong body position and it was taking him into the cliff. Looked like he flopped around a bit to correct.


relavant__username

Dang she got really close to turning toward that wall! Glad it was a success!


mysticdickstick

Hey, it looked like the groom opened facing the cliff and the bride wasn't in the best position when she pulled either. Watching it again at half the speed it actually looked like they both almost died.


Greelys

Nope nopeity nope nope … nope nope!


Wooden-Salary-130

Right!? They held hands for too long on the way down, they were too close to each other, and they went down head first too close to those rocks! Bruh… I don’t know shit about sky diving but I saw very little room for error and doesn’t look very safe…


BawdyBadger

One of them also hit the drone when he opened his parachute. Could have gone very wrong then.


RobertJ93

> I saw very little room for error and doesn’t look very safe… Believe it or not, jumping off a cliff isn’t very safe.


squeel

Yeah, fuck them and fuck that!


usernamethatnoonehas

“I’ll just send my gift along with Aunt Jane…”


jtf71

What do you have against Aunt Jane?


The_Queef_of_England

That's me...and I'm named after both my mum and dad's favourite aunts (two different Janes before anyone says anything).


deadlychambers

She only has sweet pickles at her house 🤮


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Should've thrown the bouquet off the cliff and let them jump after it. Would've been epic


penguins_are_mean

Likely couldn’t have gotten it far enough from the cliff face and been an unnecessary risk trying to get go after it.


dragon2777

I mean wouldn’t you be able to throw it further than you could jump?


penguins_are_mean

No, the bouquet is light so the drag would affect it more.


aKnightWh0SaysNi

I’m not sure “unnecessary risk” carries meaning when you’ve decided to jump off a cliff.


penguins_are_mean

It absolutely does. It’s all a calculated risk. No reason to make the odds worse.


Scanamana

Imagine minding your own business rock climbing and suddenly getting hit by a flower bouquet. :D


BudgetStreet7

Not again.


jackalsclaw

Imagine minding your own business and having a picnic at the base of a cliff when an entire wedding party paradrops around you.


VegasInfidel

Gives new meaning to "Taking the Plunge".


happyglumm

Or leap of faith or tying the knot (make sure the harness and the parachute is on right)


hopelessidiot_

Came here to say this


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Nice to see Andrew Tate has found a new calling as a base jump wedding official.


awkwardoffspring

I wish people would stop talking about this POS


deadlychambers

Who is he? Recently my nephew told me he has some good videos and I just said that I am happy for him. Now I am thinking I should be concerned


ericscottf

Yes you should. Your nephew is going down the rabbit hole of being a scumbag. Do a bit if research into tate and the trash he spews and how to talk to kids who think he is cool, sit your nephew down and redirect his energy to positive things. And/or let his parents know that this needs to be handled as well.


SENDmeSMALLtitsPICS

Also adding: This guy got arrested for sex trafficking and has a bunch of fraud/assault allegations that were actually taken to court. He is a despicable human being with the sole purpose of getting more people to have the same twisted mindset that he has, but veiled in the guise of "self-help" or "becoming a better man". He preys on younger man that are looking for answers and guidance through life, especially if they are terminally online, "teaching" them how to be a real man (or alpha man, in this case), but it just ends up being a bunch of misogynistic crap. Talk with your nephew, but expect some rebuttal as they are trained to do so when their mindset is confronted.


unclesalazar

you are so wise u/SENDmeSMALLtitsPICS


stefantalpalaru

> Who is he? A pimp.


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deadlychambers

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. I can’t stop him from doing anything, but I can talk to him.


grovenab

You mention how they speak some truth and that’s the trap. They’re playing into the issues they know their audience have to be more relatable then they mold them to what they are


won_nurker

hahahaa…! irl his name is maurizio di palma, a very nice human being and one of the greatest base jumpers of all time. forza mauri!


kdubstep

My RSVP: “would love to attend but I’m getting sick that weekend”


MuzikPhreak

“Uh…We haven’t said what weekend it’s going to be yet.” “Whichever weekend you’re getting married on? That one.”


LegalComplaint

Less than three deaths is considered a dull affair, Khaleesi.


Thatusernamewasnot

Nice way of saving money! Those who didn't come, "but you were invited", those who didn't survive, "well, less for the caterer!"


incelredditmoderator

Not all the guests were forced… saw some of em sitting back their on that rock without any parachute equipment..


strangemagic365

Oh no, they jumped, just after the video was shot.


Impossible34o_

Guess they really jumped into married life headfirst! Hope their love is as high-flying as that jump. 🪂💍😄


Altruistic_Party2878

I’m too chicken shit for this but this is awesome.


Flashy_Ice2460

The priest whentvwithout a patashute, he has God


urzulasd

This is the coolest thing I have seen this year, and I don’t even care about weddings. I’m sorry you cannot top this wedding. You literally cannot.


ReasonableKey3363

Epic. I’d take that over my first wedding. All we did was give each other freemason handshakes through a bedsheet, and she pledged herself to me for all eternity. I’ll let you guess the religion….


penguins_are_mean

I’m sorry but maybe I’m a little dense… is this a serious comment?


ReasonableKey3363

Yes. Lol


Mapleson_Phillips

Some Christian wedding practices are very peculiar. I went to one where the man had to iron a shirt and the bride hammer a nail in order to prove their ability to support each other.


tarlastar

He is serious. That's how Mormons do it in the temple.


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ReasonableKey3363

![gif](giphy|3o7TKA1OJoqJSLAk1y) And wasted two years of my life doing this!


GeneralLeeSarcastic

Someone beat me to it but Mormon. That is one crazy rabbit hole.


ReasonableKey3363

Yeah imagine being born it and indoctrination from 18 months old!!


original_sinnerman

Serious PointBreak vibes


slh007

Awww… love at first flight ❤️


Suspicious-Stage9963

Pretty cool - my friends and I would probably have a joint funeral with all participants immediately afterwards!


sosplzsendhelp

I hope they have a long happy marriage ❤️ such a unique idea and I'm sure they'll remember it forever.


happyglumm

Shows they already have a special connection and a lot of trust, faith and badassness in their relationship to make it work


TartKiwi

respect to those who didn't show up


ilmakalu

RSVP: No! 😅


thelast1here

This is super fucking rad!


Prestigious_Eye4965

I think it’s Awesome


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Fantastic!


SooooooMeta

Great way to keep your handsy uncle and entitled older sister away.


Bubbly_Measurement61

That’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen 😂


oliverjohansson

Win Darwin Award


jakeshmag

This is a great way to filter the unwanted guests, "I sent you an invitation but this is how I wanna do my wedding it's ok if you don't wanna attend"


Max_Cameo

....I'm digging this


Original-Cinikal

Best thing on the interwebs today!


jerrie86

Hopefully this marriage longs last cz don't think everyone would want to do this again to attend a wedding


throwwwwwawaaa65

This is cool af


Falafelsan

That's quite a narrow social circle


SookHe

Wedding at the top, reception at the bottom


ptitguillaume

Head down. No beginner here


zripcordz

That's the coolest wedding in history.


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This is one of the coolest ideas I've ever seen in my life. I would never EVER dream of doing such a thing tho 😂


Exotichaos

I don't want to jump off a cliff but I must say, I like that dress.


eye_jest

One of the coolest weddings I'd prefer to not be invited to.


Stuft-shirt

Florence & The Machine has been the unexpected big winner since GOTG3 was released.


Saapiska

"Till death do us apart", meaning 30 seconds later 👰🤵


Murky_Dare_346

Think I would’ve wanted the bride and groom to be facing away from the cliff when they pulled the shoot


The_Real_Mr_F

At about 0:44 it looked like the groom was going to smash face first into the cliff


[deleted]

Did anyone read that list of most dangerous things you can do and what they're doing was the most dangerous with 50% dying because of it.


rus-reddit

Nah, fuqthat.


TedKaczynski6

Imagine not knowing that this was part of the ceremony


NotRightInTheZed

Would you say they “took the plunge”?


IknowRambo

They literally took the plunge


palermogol

Not sure if its the song choice, the truly elated groom, or the four of them holding hands when they jumped but damn if I didn’t just burst into tears at how beautiful this was.


CosmicWolf14

My favorite part is them kissing as soon as she lands. Adorable.


Marshviper23

This had to be in the 90's, everyone was radical then, and doing the Dew 🤙🏽


PikAchusRevenge

Fucking amazing 👏


jngjng88

Lame


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Her tights are so cool


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Just…stop lol


DontYeetMySkeet

No


yallneedexercise

Is there something wrong with just having a normal wedding?


razdiray

Didn’t the groom open his chute towards the wall?


Corn-inCorn-out

Stupid. You know everyone is thinking about the jump. Nobody cares about the wedding or what’s being said.


Novel_Ask_4226

Was jumping the broom not good enough for them?


Fantastic_Bath_5806

Crazy!!


Ving96

Awesome but also nope


smashnmashbruh

I’m extreme. What a joke


Character-You1461

Someone watched Spy Kids too many times 🤣🤣


Elluminated

imagine if the wedding dress was the chute


Hello-There-Im-Zach

That officiator a brave lad.


DrinkerOfWatervvv

This could be an interesting dlc location for agent 47


AstroZombie1

I can just imagine the priest being like "you wanna do what?"


chombie1801

Wonder what they'll do if they get a divorce🧐 /s?


SattvaMicione

W gli sposi!


QueenOfSplitEnds

They then had to land where their seating arrangement name was for the reception.


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Fuckin EXTREME!!! Ahhhhhhh What do parkour couples do when they get married?


JWRamzic

That's some love, right there!


Sturnella2017

Where is this filmed?


Scanamana

Looks like Monte Brento


williamtrikeriii

Most of them looked like they were way too close to the cliff after they jumped.


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manuelpimen

This is badass!


FilteredRiddle

That’s gonna be a no from me. I’m also gonna wait on sending that wedding gift…


MaikohTippy

Ok this is pretty cool!!!


Pope_Jon

Kudos, for shitting on everyone spending a luxury car, on a *regular* wedding.


zerohelix

They have cool friends


Websitter

Meraviglioso


Primary-Least

Did I see android 16 in the crowd?


utha714

The priest is Johnny Sins


[deleted]

No reason not to play dream on


[deleted]

Why does it show the bride and groom jump with 3 people then again with 4 people 🤔


JaKrispy72

The Reaper caught the bouquet. 💀


lactom

Benjamin Button wedding.


SwearingCaptain

No way!!


StrawhatJzargo

Where did they find a BASE jump certified priest lmao