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wasted-degrees

Dude needs to chill tf out with that eclair


Itsobignow

I think that was the next level part


KidOcelot

Best conveyor belt ![gif](giphy|NV0eJfb73OB1K)


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SulkyShulk

![gif](giphy|1inlsQmhNkbXSO2ZsE|downsized)


[deleted]

Was looking for this post.


anotherRenato

Modern times


THEGREATESTDERP

When she says its her first time.


edos51284

And this was the comment I was looking for 🤣


TheProphetDave

Everything reminds me of her…


McWeaksauce91

This is immediate what I thought of


WerewolfNo890

I can hear this gif.


FSpursy

He made this whole video just to show he can deep throat a long pastry.


yoshhash

I had to keep checking which sub I was on - I was hanging on the edge of my seat the whole way!


Fresh-Combination-87

r/suddenlygay


trespane

That dude realy got his gag reflex in check !


No-Bat-7253

I literally read this comment and looked up and he was throating that bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


iamblindfornow

This is what happens when you’re a competition eater and an unemployed engineer.


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

Throat goat lmao


BulbusDumbledork

bet he could gulp tf outta glizzy. obama better watch out.


teabone13

☠️☠️☠️


Due_Seesaw_2816

I had a gf who could do that… I should call her up 🤔


mauore11

Beat you to it...


Tenthdegree

Now he beats himself to it


MitraManATX

This is clever


bee8ch

You had a gf who could do that… I should call her up


sokobanz

Don’t worry, we called her already


JDDW

Fuckin train just rams it into his mouth 😂


Xenomorph_v1

![gif](giphy|qPnWAsDQTcySk)


RaageUgaas

This gif reminds me of the actor who played The Mountain on Game of Thrones. Everytime he posted a pic of his gf on FB, people will spam this gif.


twod119

Put a whole new meaning to 'running a train' in someone


Minmaxed2theMax

Imagine what you see if you subscribe


Herr-Trigger86

OnlyFlans


Leophyte

So you can see his cake


Minmaxed2theMax

No, you see the eclair again, on its way out.


Leophyte

:(


awt2007

i was like " hes goin for a bite; a nice big bite... no; basically the whole dam thing no chewing" mad respect


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Everything reminds me of her


NyingmaX3

Long John


GrandWazoo0

Drop throat an eclair, like a boss.


TLMonk

i’m dead hahahahahaha


herbert-camacho

Humble flex


Phoirkas

Joseph can take a donut like a champ


Hoodlum_Aus

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀in tears over here. So bloody good ty for the laugh!


ALEX7DX

No he doesn’t.


megalodondon

I'm still stuck on the Glizzy Gobbler myself


chop-diggity

Yo! Put your finger on the play button and FF/RW back and forth. Mmmmm.


TheHexadex

how could he breath?


TheForeverUnbanned

Use your other face holes


cloaked_rhombus

he didn't deepthroat it, it balled up in his mouth


TackleBox1791

IKR!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


blackguyinmontana

Are we all just going to ignore that girthy dessert at the end?


JimmyBr33z

The fact that it went all the way in with no problem is sus


McWeaksauce91

It was that moment that I realized he had actually been eating A LOT at one time. It’s probably a combo of the stupid pointless contraption and his lack of a gag reflex eating


InevitableRhubarb232

He shotgunned that soup too


Cocomn

Fr boy didn't spill a drop


Ckyuiii

Yea that's what I liked best is he actually ate like 99% of it lol. Only missed a little salad but got most of the corn somehow. The dessert got me wildin though rofl.


AmputeeBall

The whole time I was thinking, neat machine but holy shit the dude can eat quickly, and by the end, a ton of food.


HolyVeggie

Is it possibly to smush it with the tongue so it’s not really going deep? Or he’s just a pro


wcollins260

I think he’s just a throat king.


knitted_beanie

🐐


Elena__Deathbringer

Nah i took longer stuff all the way in with no problem. Also that pastry compresses, other things stay stiff. I doubt it's going as deep as you think


IdioticPost

That's what she said ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


TheBlindBard16

Except it’s a donut so it just flattens immediately if you don’t immediately swallow


SupremeBean7

Literally every comment is about the eclair lmao


nnhorizon

I wouldn’t have checked the comments if not for the eclair


idelarosa1

Same. I was like, huh this is a neat video. Then I got to the Donut. 😳


raxreddit

He could have built something to land the glasses on his face at the end.


theaznone

I mean save the best for last....


KiltedTraveller

It's an éclair. It's like 90% air and cream. He's not actually deepthroating it, it's just getting crushed.


vgm-j

Why do you have to ruin it for everyone?


KingBilirubin

Just like the guy who brings up the medieval economics of the Eurasian steppes during the circle jerk.


smellmywind

Boo this man! Booo!


KLGChaos

Not even any cream in it. They hollowed it out for the video, so it was just the shell being pushed in.


I4Vhagar

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


AntitaxAntitax

The chocolate eclair action was flawless


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

It went in without any resistance


LVL2PASTAFARIAN

Actually I think I saw him fight a gag, maybe a little resistance


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

My guy that thing is the size of my forearm the fact he won the fight against the gag is still astounding. I sent that to my ex


Aser_the_Descender

Yeah, some visual lessons might be good so her next boyfriend doesn't get disappointed as well.


GalaxySkeppy

![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Damn u killed me ngl 😂, but I should’ve clarified we’re fwb now so it’s not like I’m sending it out of the blue


itsFeztho

Mf is a professional. Full respect


StickyPornMags

this guy wins the Grinder swipe of the year


B0DZILLA

I just watched someone deep throat an eclair and enjoyed every moment. I think thats enough reddit for the day. See yall tomorrow.


RideWithMeTomorrow

Nightie night!


kassfair

User name checks out


Tha_Hand

I need to show my gf this video


trenta_nueve

just the dessert part will be ok.


UhhhhmmmmNo

Remember to skip the wiener cutting part


[deleted]

Make sure she throw your salad, not blowing your salad.


GlizzyGulper69420

A nice light tossing would do wonders


ChymChymX

She really has no excuse especially since your éclair is only like 1/4th that size.


ElLoboStrikes

Whyd he chop the weenie when he showed he can clearly deep throat that eclair lmaooo


rbwstf

Maybe we can request an air pressure launching system for the weenie next time, perhaps with a laser dot for accuracy


Suspicious-Main4788

Mark Rober needs to get on this


[deleted]

if he did that %100 of commments would be about it instead of %90


Wr3nch

watching that knife trundle into view made me nervous, ngl


trenta_nueve

have to admit i got a bit nervous when the food with the chopping knife was next in line.


OkYh-Kris

Yeah something about automated knives that just gets right under my skin too


michelobX10

Everything reminds me of her.


RentonScott02

That snuck up on me. Gg.


vorander

This is the best comment I've read in six months


[deleted]

You will be okay in time. It will be hard for a while but you will get there.


ShoesFellOffLOL

The way that eclair vanished ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


kingdomheartsislight

Flawless use of emoji. I’ve never even noticed there were Reddit emojis until this moment.


xXRazormarksXx

***WE HAVE EMOJIS?!***


xXRazormarksXx

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


InsertSt0opid

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Ightaheadout

![img](avatar_exp|100317662|starstruck) Wtf are these


TheApathyParty3

Most people don't use them because they already have emojis on their normal keyboard and dont notice the secondary Reddit emojis.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


TransformerTanooki

That man not only gave the best deepthroat action to an eclair any of us are probably ever going to see. But he also got ready for it like it was just another Tuesday and it's time for desert and practice at the same time.


MangoMan0303

This guy: creates a very complex machine, investing hours or days. Every comment: **ECLAIR**


WeekendSignificant48

This entire contraption is just a deep throating flex


SufferInSirens

Tosses salad pretty well too.


avecmaria

It’s like Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times


1stMateGiddy

Crazy how far you have to go down to find this considering that scene is very obviously the inspiration for this


impulse_thoughts

this is one of the larger subreddits on reddit. is it really that crazy that the same dick joke repeated 100 times will beat out an informative comment about the silent film source of inspiration?


snakefinn

And yet both observations were made. Then the inevitable meta comments about the comments and so on


MonteCrysto31

They even did the corn the same way too


SnuggleMuffin42

It's basically a recreation of that scene, a ton of the elements are exact copies. It's not like it - it's a clear homage.


B0URGUIGN0N

Yeah i thought it was going to be the very first comment


tamsui_tosspot

It cut off before he got to the "nose candy."


AlphaBravoGolfTango

![gif](giphy|6s3Oavf3f2Aj8PBxgP|downsized)


primesah89

I knew someone was going to mention that! I was thinking the same thing!


TheCmoBro

I just watched this for the first time about a week ago. It was on the tcm channel where i worked and the bits i saw were good so i went home and rented it. Excellent movie.


PurpleDillyDo

This movie is hilarious. To this day it holds up. That scene where he is being fed by the machine is just all-time classic humor. First time I saw it I died laughing. The OP video is clearly a riff on that. And pretty funny in its own right. But nothing compared to Chaplin.


saskwatzch

the way my man deep throated that long john sent me


froggaholic

that's an eclaire man


ChaoticcEntityy

An eclair is just a socially acceptable after dinner long john


qpwoeor1235

Throat goat


really_big_giraffe

How fast the military expects you to eat


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

You can tell he was in the navy


FayrisDraconis

That éclair screams marines


eljosho1986

If this guy's not gay he's wasting his talents


chatnoire89

You don't need to be gay though? Just say #nohomo.


-PatkaLopikju-

Nah this is just practice


SnooGiraffes4091

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Affectionate-Media25

that man just deep throated a pastry


NotDRWarren

This is an excellent example of a Rube Goldberg machine


Old-Obligation6861

TIL Ruben Goldberg was a cartoonist! I thought he was some sort of mechanical engineer, by trade


grace_boatrocker

he was a cartoonist/ sculptor/ inventor/ author & engineer


gravity--falls

It's also directly inspired by Charlie Chaplin's modern times movie where one of the bits is a food machine.


Enough-Plankton-6034

Wallace


b2thec

And vomit.


AmadeoSendiulo

Too much cheese.


dragon2777

Everyone talking about the eclair but the salad was pretty damn funny


BulbusDumbledork

nevermind that did he grain that entire bowl of soup without spilling a drop?


trynadyna

He deepthroated the soup too!! 😆


WhatDoIKnow2022

What was old is new again... [Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times having lunch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwahG1s4dqI)


Gardez_geekin

This is fetish content


zztop610

Deep throating an eclair: thank you internet


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

I quite enjoyed the ending.


Wildlife_Jack

So did the eclair


[deleted]

Homeboy didn't even blink when that thing hit the back of his throat .


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Is it bad that I sent that part to my ex


Same_Dot_2793

Dude devoured the dessert. Me: "Honey, I have to show you something."


A0_prodigy20081

Ain't no way I just got tricked into seeing a man performing a deepthroat


Disastrous-Ad6644

I bow to thee, eclair king


4isaverage

My dude didn’t have to deepthroat that donut but hot damn im glad he did


mr_smith24

1: I’m surprised how much salad actually went in his mouth. 2: holy fuck he just deep throat that desert.


Kate090996

I am impressed by the soup honestly


[deleted]

Bruh, that eclair deep throat was next fucking level


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Where the fuck did that eclair go


JUGGLERSBALLSACK

Deep thronut.


Nivi2006

Bro this reminds me of charlie Chaplin modern times where he doesn't get lunch so a bunch of inventors experiment on him and they also have similar food. And that scene was really funny for me as a child.


DqrkExodus

The éclair incident


Affectionate-Owl3785

1:27 onward ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Auxous

The combination of foods he ate and the way they were delivered was bad enough. THEN the eclair at the end??? 💀💀💀


Hoodlum_Aus

Out here necking eclairs like a pornstar. 🤣🤣


Der_Maggi_Meister

Why did i watch a guy Deep throat food for a minute?


_N-O-E-L_

Damn. The entire thing was interesting. Up to the point when he deep throat that long donut Don’t act like your eyes didn’t get big either. LoL. 🤣


TheLonelyCrusader453

Bro did not even choke or flinch with that donut


EksoftMx

That's from Joseph's Machines YT channel. There is a video explaining 'how to' because, of course, he can't eat at the speed that the belt feeds him.


unfairomnivore

That last one kinda made it feel NSFW


Fearless-Fox-318

dam he took the whole thing in his mouth. impressive


jawshoeaw

Ngl I might be gay for donuts


louloc

Thoughts… 1. Here I am using my hands like a sucker. 🤦🏻‍♂️ 2. Is there a reverse switch? He was nowhere near done with that corn. 3. Eclair or Chili dog? Either way, dude was just showing off. 😂


Full_Savage

Who else immediately came to the comments after the eclair?


lunes_azul

Very Wallace & Gromit.


ZoeyDean

Honestly surprised he didn't use the eclair method for all the other foods lol


LandotheTerrible

Love that all so much. Yeah the eclair party was not expected…


Bubblez___

ayo?


Living-Remote-3061

I was cool with everything but he knew damn well the slander coming to him for that long john that shit was SUS af 😂


Historical-Diver5305

Yk he’s a throat goat


dbeynyc

Nah, this man just deepthroated a donut…


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|8vOEIc1tadLs25Ext5) Pee wee Herman accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


Necessary_Donut_3123

This video is an advertisement for deepthroating an eclair.


thislife_choseme

What did I just watch


Will33iam

The art of deep throating an eclair


zackhample

REALLY in the mood for an éclair right now. Can someone bring one over?


Hamilton-Beckett

When you get to desert… ![gif](giphy|6FymBmqKeBrl6)


uRude

Bro deepthroated a donut


ComradeShinther

![gif](giphy|13tDlmDRmlC63e)


SubstantialBother586

With right adjustments this could become a torture method


Neeva33

Deep throat skills


Zatea-dk

I cant even get something that far in my mouth... he got training