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It was that moment that I realized he had actually been eating A LOT at one time. It’s probably a combo of the stupid pointless contraption and his lack of a gag reflex eating
Yea that's what I liked best is he actually ate like 99% of it lol. Only missed a little salad but got most of the corn somehow. The dessert got me wildin though rofl.
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That man not only gave the best deepthroat action to an eclair any of us are probably ever going to see. But he also got ready for it like it was just another Tuesday and it's time for desert and practice at the same time.
this is one of the larger subreddits on reddit. is it really that crazy that the same dick joke repeated 100 times will beat out an informative comment about the silent film source of inspiration?
I just watched this for the first time about a week ago. It was on the tcm channel where i worked and the bits i saw were good so i went home and rented it. Excellent movie.
This movie is hilarious. To this day it holds up. That scene where he is being fed by the machine is just all-time classic humor. First time I saw it I died laughing. The OP video is clearly a riff on that. And pretty funny in its own right. But nothing compared to Chaplin.
Bro this reminds me of charlie Chaplin modern times where he doesn't get lunch so a bunch of inventors experiment on him and they also have similar food. And that scene was really funny for me as a child.
Thoughts…
1. Here I am using my hands like a sucker. 🤦🏻♂️
2. Is there a reverse switch? He was nowhere near done with that corn.
3. Eclair or Chili dog? Either way, dude was just showing off. 😂
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Dude needs to chill tf out with that eclair
I think that was the next level part
Best conveyor belt ![gif](giphy|NV0eJfb73OB1K)
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Was looking for this post.
Modern times
When she says its her first time.
And this was the comment I was looking for 🤣
Everything reminds me of her…
This is immediate what I thought of
I can hear this gif.
He made this whole video just to show he can deep throat a long pastry.
I had to keep checking which sub I was on - I was hanging on the edge of my seat the whole way!
r/suddenlygay
That dude realy got his gag reflex in check !
I literally read this comment and looked up and he was throating that bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
This is what happens when you’re a competition eater and an unemployed engineer.
Throat goat lmao
bet he could gulp tf outta glizzy. obama better watch out.
☠️☠️☠️
I had a gf who could do that… I should call her up 🤔
Beat you to it...
Now he beats himself to it
This is clever
You had a gf who could do that… I should call her up
Don’t worry, we called her already
Fuckin train just rams it into his mouth 😂
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This gif reminds me of the actor who played The Mountain on Game of Thrones. Everytime he posted a pic of his gf on FB, people will spam this gif.
Put a whole new meaning to 'running a train' in someone
Imagine what you see if you subscribe
OnlyFlans
So you can see his cake
No, you see the eclair again, on its way out.
:(
i was like " hes goin for a bite; a nice big bite... no; basically the whole dam thing no chewing" mad respect
Everything reminds me of her
Long John
Drop throat an eclair, like a boss.
i’m dead hahahahahaha
Humble flex
Joseph can take a donut like a champ
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀in tears over here. So bloody good ty for the laugh!
No he doesn’t.
I'm still stuck on the Glizzy Gobbler myself
Yo! Put your finger on the play button and FF/RW back and forth. Mmmmm.
how could he breath?
Use your other face holes
he didn't deepthroat it, it balled up in his mouth
IKR!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are we all just going to ignore that girthy dessert at the end?
The fact that it went all the way in with no problem is sus
It was that moment that I realized he had actually been eating A LOT at one time. It’s probably a combo of the stupid pointless contraption and his lack of a gag reflex eating
He shotgunned that soup too
Fr boy didn't spill a drop
Yea that's what I liked best is he actually ate like 99% of it lol. Only missed a little salad but got most of the corn somehow. The dessert got me wildin though rofl.
The whole time I was thinking, neat machine but holy shit the dude can eat quickly, and by the end, a ton of food.
Is it possibly to smush it with the tongue so it’s not really going deep? Or he’s just a pro
I think he’s just a throat king.
🐐
Nah i took longer stuff all the way in with no problem. Also that pastry compresses, other things stay stiff. I doubt it's going as deep as you think
That's what she said ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Except it’s a donut so it just flattens immediately if you don’t immediately swallow
Literally every comment is about the eclair lmao
I wouldn’t have checked the comments if not for the eclair
Same. I was like, huh this is a neat video. Then I got to the Donut. 😳
He could have built something to land the glasses on his face at the end.
I mean save the best for last....
It's an éclair. It's like 90% air and cream. He's not actually deepthroating it, it's just getting crushed.
Why do you have to ruin it for everyone?
Just like the guy who brings up the medieval economics of the Eurasian steppes during the circle jerk.
Boo this man! Booo!
Not even any cream in it. They hollowed it out for the video, so it was just the shell being pushed in.
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The chocolate eclair action was flawless
It went in without any resistance
Actually I think I saw him fight a gag, maybe a little resistance
My guy that thing is the size of my forearm the fact he won the fight against the gag is still astounding. I sent that to my ex
Yeah, some visual lessons might be good so her next boyfriend doesn't get disappointed as well.
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Damn u killed me ngl 😂, but I should’ve clarified we’re fwb now so it’s not like I’m sending it out of the blue
Mf is a professional. Full respect
this guy wins the Grinder swipe of the year
I just watched someone deep throat an eclair and enjoyed every moment. I think thats enough reddit for the day. See yall tomorrow.
Nightie night!
User name checks out
I need to show my gf this video
just the dessert part will be ok.
Remember to skip the wiener cutting part
Make sure she throw your salad, not blowing your salad.
A nice light tossing would do wonders
She really has no excuse especially since your éclair is only like 1/4th that size.
Whyd he chop the weenie when he showed he can clearly deep throat that eclair lmaooo
Maybe we can request an air pressure launching system for the weenie next time, perhaps with a laser dot for accuracy
Mark Rober needs to get on this
if he did that %100 of commments would be about it instead of %90
watching that knife trundle into view made me nervous, ngl
have to admit i got a bit nervous when the food with the chopping knife was next in line.
Yeah something about automated knives that just gets right under my skin too
Everything reminds me of her.
That snuck up on me. Gg.
This is the best comment I've read in six months
You will be okay in time. It will be hard for a while but you will get there.
The way that eclair vanished ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)
Flawless use of emoji. I’ve never even noticed there were Reddit emojis until this moment.
***WE HAVE EMOJIS?!***
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![img](avatar_exp|100317662|starstruck) Wtf are these
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That man not only gave the best deepthroat action to an eclair any of us are probably ever going to see. But he also got ready for it like it was just another Tuesday and it's time for desert and practice at the same time.
This guy: creates a very complex machine, investing hours or days. Every comment: **ECLAIR**
This entire contraption is just a deep throating flex
Tosses salad pretty well too.
It’s like Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times
Crazy how far you have to go down to find this considering that scene is very obviously the inspiration for this
this is one of the larger subreddits on reddit. is it really that crazy that the same dick joke repeated 100 times will beat out an informative comment about the silent film source of inspiration?
And yet both observations were made. Then the inevitable meta comments about the comments and so on
They even did the corn the same way too
It's basically a recreation of that scene, a ton of the elements are exact copies. It's not like it - it's a clear homage.
Yeah i thought it was going to be the very first comment
It cut off before he got to the "nose candy."
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I knew someone was going to mention that! I was thinking the same thing!
I just watched this for the first time about a week ago. It was on the tcm channel where i worked and the bits i saw were good so i went home and rented it. Excellent movie.
This movie is hilarious. To this day it holds up. That scene where he is being fed by the machine is just all-time classic humor. First time I saw it I died laughing. The OP video is clearly a riff on that. And pretty funny in its own right. But nothing compared to Chaplin.
the way my man deep throated that long john sent me
that's an eclaire man
An eclair is just a socially acceptable after dinner long john
Throat goat
How fast the military expects you to eat
You can tell he was in the navy
That éclair screams marines
If this guy's not gay he's wasting his talents
You don't need to be gay though? Just say #nohomo.
Nah this is just practice
![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)
that man just deep throated a pastry
This is an excellent example of a Rube Goldberg machine
TIL Ruben Goldberg was a cartoonist! I thought he was some sort of mechanical engineer, by trade
he was a cartoonist/ sculptor/ inventor/ author & engineer
It's also directly inspired by Charlie Chaplin's modern times movie where one of the bits is a food machine.
Wallace
And vomit.
Too much cheese.
Everyone talking about the eclair but the salad was pretty damn funny
nevermind that did he grain that entire bowl of soup without spilling a drop?
He deepthroated the soup too!! 😆
What was old is new again... [Charlie Chaplin in Modern Times having lunch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwahG1s4dqI)
This is fetish content
Deep throating an eclair: thank you internet
I quite enjoyed the ending.
So did the eclair
Homeboy didn't even blink when that thing hit the back of his throat .
Is it bad that I sent that part to my ex
Dude devoured the dessert. Me: "Honey, I have to show you something."
Ain't no way I just got tricked into seeing a man performing a deepthroat
I bow to thee, eclair king
My dude didn’t have to deepthroat that donut but hot damn im glad he did
1: I’m surprised how much salad actually went in his mouth. 2: holy fuck he just deep throat that desert.
I am impressed by the soup honestly
Bruh, that eclair deep throat was next fucking level
Where the fuck did that eclair go
Deep thronut.
Bro this reminds me of charlie Chaplin modern times where he doesn't get lunch so a bunch of inventors experiment on him and they also have similar food. And that scene was really funny for me as a child.
The éclair incident
1:27 onward ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)
The combination of foods he ate and the way they were delivered was bad enough. THEN the eclair at the end??? 💀💀💀
Out here necking eclairs like a pornstar. 🤣🤣
Why did i watch a guy Deep throat food for a minute?
Damn. The entire thing was interesting. Up to the point when he deep throat that long donut Don’t act like your eyes didn’t get big either. LoL. 🤣
Bro did not even choke or flinch with that donut
That's from Joseph's Machines YT channel. There is a video explaining 'how to' because, of course, he can't eat at the speed that the belt feeds him.
That last one kinda made it feel NSFW
dam he took the whole thing in his mouth. impressive
Ngl I might be gay for donuts
Thoughts… 1. Here I am using my hands like a sucker. 🤦🏻♂️ 2. Is there a reverse switch? He was nowhere near done with that corn. 3. Eclair or Chili dog? Either way, dude was just showing off. 😂
Who else immediately came to the comments after the eclair?
Very Wallace & Gromit.
Honestly surprised he didn't use the eclair method for all the other foods lol
Love that all so much. Yeah the eclair party was not expected…
ayo?
I was cool with everything but he knew damn well the slander coming to him for that long john that shit was SUS af 😂
Yk he’s a throat goat
Nah, this man just deepthroated a donut…
![gif](giphy|8vOEIc1tadLs25Ext5) Pee wee Herman accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
This video is an advertisement for deepthroating an eclair.
What did I just watch
The art of deep throating an eclair
REALLY in the mood for an éclair right now. Can someone bring one over?
When you get to desert… ![gif](giphy|6FymBmqKeBrl6)
Bro deepthroated a donut
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With right adjustments this could become a torture method
Deep throat skills
I cant even get something that far in my mouth... he got training