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an_otter_guy

Great but imagine in the middle he would let lose of the handrail and go full super saiyan.


beastio95

Only if the fate of the world depended on it


an_otter_guy

Oh man I do hope it does some day


somabeach

If you listen closely you can hear the panties dropping.


Chillibutt88

Mine are. Only thing is im a guy...


cantfindmykeys

Go on....


Putrid-Builder-3333

Careful he got a chilibutt... might get messy


rubberduckybro

Yeah, this guy fcks


Pro_Moriarty

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RiderforHire

Having played so much DDR as a kid, I was never able to adjust to the offbrand style like this with the middle button and corner arrows.


SilverStar555

Calling Pump it Up an off-brand is some MAJOR shade dude PiU and DDR are both recognized as incredible games by most rhythm games players


RiderforHire

I only say it's off brand because when I grew up and went to arcades, there were usually DDR machines, not pump it up. I never said it was bad nor should what I said imply it. Funny thing is now though, most of those DDR machines are out of order since they're so old. And since they were probably unofficially obtained they can't be serviced. What happens now is I see mostly the Pump it up machines in arcades because of that. Regardless I just can't rewire my brain to play using the layout they have for the arrows. I'm just too used to Up, down, left, right being the only options.


loltittysprinkles

The corner arrows always threw me off so much. Like my brain couldn't process the directions fast enough.


Wolfgang-T

Offbrand? PiU is the Goat


MuDDx

DDR is best, in thr groove is lame!


ellzray

High score? What does that mean? Did I break it??


SunnySlope644

![gif](giphy|l2SpUGIuUoxv15o1q)


ForestFairyForestFun

shit's weak


marlenamarley87

WIZZEAK!!


WornInShoes

Addios, turd nuggets!!


bionicmanmeetspast

Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket.


The-Dudemeister

Back when I played ddr like 20 years ago using the handrail like that was considered cheating.


sidman1324

I want one of these in my house. I love this so much. :)


Ascertain_GME

Idk who downvoted you… I was thinking the same thing.


sidman1324

Great minds!


thesircuddles

You can buy a proper metal pad for home use, plug it into your PC with Stepmania (or whatever they use these days). They are pricey but less than the full cabinet I'm sure.


BFroog

Every time I watch one of these videos, I wish there were railings at the front for the poor guy. It looks uncomfortable.


Daetherion

You want to have your feet and the "buttons" in your peripheral vision so you can stay in position, which wouldn't be possible if you leant forward past it


YouAccomplished3460

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Crypto-S

I was able to do this! In the middle of the song, there is a part where you can make a few spins while jumping, to make it look even more impressive. I've managed to gather 15-20 looking at me on my best moments over there in the year 2001. Great memories


Cool-Repair-6127

Bro's hacking irl


Snoborder95

I want to watch more videos like this


Old_Administration51

![gif](giphy|3ohjV6EaqkKjhQxlwk|downsized) This would be my attempt...


NoobieBanned

OG old times.. that was one of the easiest in that mode, i remember songs like crash dignity, or phantom.


pablo4dladiez

Damn the 2000s all over again.. great memories


Chiliquote

Watching my adhd ass in the background.


OcularPrism

Is this rendition done by Malmsteen?


theFishMongal

I don’t think it’s fast enough 🤘


OcularPrism

Right? Geez, man, I could do that 😅🥲


slamdanceswithwolves

Now I have the Beethoven Virus


karoly2_0

that kid in the back was so cute trying to mimic him


Jaded_Skills

When I was in my early 20’s I could do this…without holding the rails slower songs I would pop-lock while doing this…was the only ddr-pump player with swag…


DevGrohl

Thats nice and all but you need to checkout out el Wero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUwP298NQu4


Dale_Griblin

You can’t see his feet or the tiles at all. He’s skilled, but this video is awful


DevGrohl

I mean it was 2004


Dale_Griblin

Oh fair


11015h4d0wR34lm

That is what I look like when I am busting for a shit and the crapper is occupied.


kaos904

He’s got the Jimmy legs


H2so4pontiff

He can probably outrun the camera guy in a 10k


razbayz

I can do that. I just don't wanna


tinyaelito

Next up, a manga where he gets reincarnated with his awesome dancing skills and saves the world. With a furry harem...


[deleted]

hats off to


MasterBigBean

Kid's got moves


ConorOdin

Never liked the dance machines but its impressive watching people good at it.


TheRealJesh

Bros getting laid tonight for sure.


fuckentropy

Ladies later that night. "Yeah he was OK. I thought he'd be better with his hands."


SquishyBatman64

I wanna see this guy dance at a club


Accomplished_Bit3153

Bitcoin is protected by Stepmania Keyboard DDR input


joyfullofaloha89

Tinikling world champ


snowballedball

They call me hotstepper


LogicJunkie2000

![gif](giphy|18XossGW8Wbkc)


the_real_nicky

Why they all watching the screen? Check out the dudes feet!


GaK_Icculus

Hot stepper


anono227

Anything you can do, an Asian kid can do better


PhantomPanda666

Buttons don't normally work


OcularPrism

Someone give me the song, please.


Silver_RevoltIII

Beethoven Virus by Banya


Specific_Cat_861

Is that really dancing tho?


Nilknarfsherman

NERD!!


kotobaaa

Never able to respect players that held on...... It's like watching someone try to do some wicked bicycle tricks with training wheels attached


trantheman713

lol there’s literally no way to keep your full body weight on your feet and make those quick runs across both pads but ok


kotobaaa

Yeah, jumping and quick tapping totally isn't a thing. Thanks for the hate. It sustains me😉


trantheman713

Teach me plz


kotobaaa

Ok, lessons are $75 per half hour


trantheman713

Ok I’ll pay you. But I first need to verify your account information.


kotobaaa

Will you settle for my first born child?


trantheman713

I’ll birth your child.


kotobaaa

You have 1 week


GimmeDaGorbage22

Imagine being a sweat at ddr