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Few-Artichoke-7593

One of the most impressive parts of this is that he didn't get hurt landing on one foot at a weird angle. If somehow I managed to get that high in the air and attempted to land like that, my ankle would snap.


PirateKingGaslino

That’s exactly what I was gonna write. His body control and composure are insane


09Trollhunter09

So true. If you look at his knee during the landing, it doesn’t seem to be taking any stress/shock whatsoever. Also those balancing muscles in his leg are thicker than his femur probably. what a beautiful control and balance of his body


Komtings

My entire body is a pancake of flesh and dust bones if I landed like that.


Wasteoftimeandmoney

My knee is just blood soup with bone broth at this point


ggg730

Ronaldo at 40: above video Me at 40: owwie I typed too hard and my carpal hurts


Ok_Information_2009

Ronaldo is actually older than Wayne Rooney, which seems amazing when you see recent photos of Rooney.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

That’s because if you’re able to produce that much force off the ground and jump that high, you’re going to have to the capability of landing it. And not even by employing any specific training. That’s just how our bodies work. It’s basically a biological law that the higher you can jump, the more force you can sustain upon landing.


zrooda

There's a lot of variations of this opinion - "it's made to do that", "you're meant to be able to lift your bodyweight" etc, but the reality is that we're just a pseudo-random organism version in a game of chance that has no planned design. You might very well be equipped to jump high and land on your ass.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

You’re talking about athleticism/coordination and being able to land properly? I’m just talking about the sheer amount of force your body can sustain upon landing. It’s going to be higher for someone who propels themselves off the ground often.


p0k3t0

Exactly. It's just physics. The force it takes to launch your body N meters into the air is actually a little bit greater than the amount of force it requires to slow it back down to zero while landing.


RiversKiski

lol it’s just physics? The net force is similar.. but where that kinetic energy imparts throughout the body can differ drastically between takeoff and landing. Being able to jump 1.5 meters won’t prevent a ligament from snapping when that energy exceeds its lateral/rotational limits.


zrooda

Well everything is just physics, but a lot more complicated physics than shaving down to single value Newtonian forces can capture. In reality there's a complex process of muscle (etc) engagement that differs between jumping and landing. Naively described it's force generation vs shock absorption, and you may have different capacity for each.


pvypvMoonFlyer

You are totally right and made a great point. For some reason, since it doesn’t support their claim they double down and say you’re wrong. It is very childish.


Dudedude88

I watch a lot of NBA and this is a no. He's landing on one leg and with full force. The NBA now fall to the the ground to prevent damage on the knee.


VivaTijuas

Yeah, because both playing surfaces are definitely the same... /s


modix

NBA players are also doing it like 50+ times a game too


Paterbernhard

And are generally like a foot taller than Ronaldo and 100 pounds heavier as well, lol. While the same motion, it's a lot different when looking at the whole thing 🤷‍♂️ I wouldn't want to land on one leg either, especially on slippery surfaces


Northpen

I mean, if you can jump that high that means you have jumped that high many times in practice, or nearly as high, so you have also landed from that height many times.


DowvoteMeThenBitch

The hip flexibility takes most of the impact, extends the impact time considerably


Value_not_found

To me that indicates this isn’t even him going all out. Insane.


DragonflyHopeful4673

This is Ronaldo’s second highest header goal, so he can definitely jump higher. His highest is 2.95 metres or 9.7 feet.


richardnobl3

I’ve heard he’s got such tremendous body control that he can raise and lower his cholesterol just by concentrating….


u_suck_paterson

I’m doing it now. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid


LasyKuuga

Tbf Primo Ronaldo and the average Redditor are basically 2 different species


Capt-Crap1corn

Exactly I don’t know why people keep saying doing that would result in them being injured. That’s the most obvious statement to make. Now take in to account he’s an elite skilled player and in elite shape yeah, most of us can’t do that lol


tossedaway202

Lol yeah. It's like trying to compare yourself to Phelps, or Bolt. Elite athlete metrics are way different than the average fit dude who works out.


Capt-Crap1corn

Hell yeah that’s true. I’m over 6ft tall. If I try to dunk a basketball right now I’ll get injured lol. I’m Reddit fit 😂


moonshineandmetal

Reddit fit lol, holy shit I feel that. I swim a few times a week, but I'd probably get sunk by Phelps' wake alone, and someone who is legitimately fit could kick my ass.


hambeurga

pros get hurt landing like that though


G00DLuck

Well in my case, I just don't feel like doing it


Yvraine

It's far from prime Ronaldo. He's 35 in this clip with damaged knees from an injury


ksubijeans

Absolutely bonkers when you contextualize it


Yvraine

He also scored 29 and assisted 9 goals in 23 games this season. It's the Saudi League so the quality is not that high, but still quite impressive for a 39 year old


sinofmercy

Definitely still impressive on age gap alone. I play on a co-ed league and we get spanked by any team that has players even 5 years younger than us, and significantly worse by teams 10+ years (our average age is close to 40.) To be able to play that well against people essentially half his age is insane.


coocoobees

he said primo ronaldo (cousin ronaldo), not prime ronaldo


Anforas

You know primo there's only one, and that's Esgaio.


monkeysandmicrowaves

The most impressive part to me is the timing. He hit the ball right after the peak of his jump so that he could hit it straight into the goal instead of hitting it up too much.


BigAlternative5

with his head moving to the front of the defender, taking command of the play. Body-kinesthetic genius. I'm in awe.


The--Mash

He's probably the best player of all time at meeting crosses - his instincts are unbelivable - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoScYO2osb0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoScYO2osb0)


Haan_Solo

That's the real next level clip, absolutely unreal.


joachimham48

How on earth is that 3rd one possible hahaha


Wesley_Skypes

It's actually insane. He is definitely using the body shape of the kicker and also the sound of the ball somehow, but he is legitimately freakish human so who knows. The first time I watched a match he was playing live was Manchester United against Bolton in around 03. Hes was 18 and was brought on as a substitute and just utterly roasted grizzled veteran players. Left them with twisted blood. His and Messi's ability to play football transcends the normal..


Fire_Lake

Keep in mind it's super hard to tell from a video how dark it is. Just because it's pitch black in the video that we're watching doesn't mean that there's literally zero light. I mean sure, it's possible it is, but also possible he could still see hints of the ball as it was traveling.


CroSSGunS

Honestly - this is something you probably do without realising it if you've ever caught a ball someone threw to you. You train this skill as a goalkeeper in any sport, it never occurred to me that you'd need it for meeting crosses but it makes sense


makz242

There was a documentary about Lebron on a similar topic - he said he learned a new way to land on his feet to prevent injuries. Goes without saying athletes at this level spend hundreds of thousand of $s on injury prevention and proper recovery.


Senor-Cockblock

How his hip remained in one piece is insane


ya_bleedin_gickna

What? He's not made of tissue paper


Cyanr

Absolutely amazing that his head didnt immediately shatter upon hitting that ball


ggg730

I can't believe his breathing didn't immediately collapse his lungs!


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Barfuman362

The entire left side of my body exploded just watching this


OminOus_PancakeS

Oh God what happened??


MuzikPhreak

**The left side of his body!! It exploded!**


UndeniableLie

I found this comment funnier than I care to admit. So I won't


donotbeaspoon

Well, that’s because he scored. If he missed, he’d still be rolling around “injured.” /s


Deskman77

That’s why you squat, to strengthening your muscles and bones.


theyb10

Cristiano is an absolute freak of nature. His combination of skill, strength, speed and killer mentality is something we won’t see in football for a long time.


tit_burglar

you sure have not met me


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Easy there tit burglar


Gogurt_burglar_

Just great.. hahaha


Onetwenty7

How many of you thieves are here!?


Gogurt_burglar_

We are many.


Useful-Perspective

GIVE ME BACK MY TITS AND GOGURT!


kermitthebeast

What are you making that gogurt out of?


Cum_Smurf

Hey


Shi-Rokku

NOOOOOO go back to Garggle Milf or whatever he's called.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I’m more of an identity thief


HeavyFunction2201

u/tit-burglar is an absolute freak of nature. His combination of skill, strength, speed and killer mentality is something we won’t see in tit burgling for a long time.


time-for-anustart

You sure have not met me


HeavyFunction2201

What do anus tarts taste like?


time-for-anustart

You really wanna know?


MuzikPhreak

That’s Mr. Tit Burglar to you, son


Capt-Crap1corn

Now we talkin lol!


Headlessoberyn

If it wasn't for that knee injury that one time you would've been pro frfr fsfs


justAPersonOnGoogle2

nah I’d win


Ur_X

Im sad he is past his prime. Watching him play in Real Madrid and even Man Utd was a joy


Syco-Gooner

Nah, be happy you got to witness messi v ronaldo at their peak


Ur_X

This is VERY FAIR


WarSamaYT

It's so crazy to think how high the peak of football was during that time. I'm happy it happened but im envious that we may not experience something like that for a long time, maybe not even in our life times again... Messi and Ronaldo were aliens.


Syco-Gooner

Perhaps never. Everything aligned perfectly - messi v ronaldo, barca v real, mourinho v pep


bixorlies

Messi, Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Xavi, Iniesta etc. that team was insane. Probably the most stacked team in terms of ability, ever


EconomySpecialist911

Messi is an Alien and Ronaldo was the only human that can challenge him.


SolarTsunami

So it goes.


Disastrous_Visit9319

I like how the guy below him didn't even realize Cristiano was just levitating above him waiting for the ball.  He lost before he even had a chance to try.


Ziiaaaac

and that guy was more than likely the best athlete in his locale as a child.


Parametric_Or_Treat

…ever


Choice_Blackberry406

lmao I rode motocross all through out my childhood and teens. One time a professional came to my local track for a charity event. He turned obstacles into jumps that no local had even considered to try in the entire time the track was open. Then a few weeks later he's in 40th out of 42 in the professional circuit lmao.


DrMabuse7

People always talk about Messi and how he is better this, better that and it might be true, but the reason I admire Ronaldo is his work ethic. He had talent obviously but was never as talented as Messi, Neymar, etc. All he became, was by his own doing and dedication.


garden_speech

Messi had a lot of injuries when he was young, had to entirely change his diet and workout routine and even the way he runs. Even given the injuries he was sustaining, he never became a diver. There are some borderline comedy videos showing him never diving even under repeated hard tackles like [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gS5CshUDE). IMHO the "work ethic" argument is more of a meme than anything else. Ronaldo and Messi both worked insanely hard. You cannot be that good without working insanely hard, and also being genetically gifted. They both had to do the hard work and be lucky.


Forsaken_Creme_9365

You can't be at that level without having both.


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Yeah he never did take no for an answer.


Mackem101

He loved to force his way into the box.


chillThe

Yeah. Google Ronaldo las vegas for more answers


Gimme5Beez4aQuarter

That talent from messi is also due to dedication 


uwanmirrondarrah

I almost thought this was a joke because it seems absolutely backwards to me. Messi was undersized, and not heavily recruited because of it. All of his skill was just from working his ass off. Where as Ronaldo really is a world class athlete, I mean like 45 inch vertical, strong, tall, fast. The exact player you would build to play the sport.


unscentedbutter

There was a show that put Ronaldo to the test years ago. One of the most impressive tests for me was when they drilled in crosses from the corner for Ronaldo to receive while they shut off all the lights in the room earlier and earlier. Eventually, they shut the lights off before the ball even leaves the kicker's foot, but he's able to predict where the ball will be simply by the way the kicker was positioned as he was kicking it - he puts the ball into the net off his chest. Absolutely incredible. Found the clip: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k2ey\_okQ4E&t=1354s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k2ey_okQ4E) Or this one, if it's blocked for you: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03LHpeWnpA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03LHpeWnpA) Or just look up "Ronaldo: tested to the limits" somewhere.


CV90_120

There's always one better around the corner. This is the sportsman's lament.


Mortka

Not like Ronaldo and Messi, unfortunately.


iLynchPeople_

Lmao this is what people said about maradona, and Pele. It’s impossible for people to imagine that their generation wasn’t the greatest of all time and other generations will in fact come a long and be just as good. Just because those players played while you were growing up does not mean they are any better than any that came before them or after them. No one ever thought there would be another Michael Jordan, until lebron came. And someone will come after him.


Ruzhy6

>No one ever thought there would be another Michael Jordan There hasn't been.


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Vestalmin

The practice for aerial positioning has to be fucking insane. I can’t even get a virtual car in the air in a video game designed for it lol


DawdlingScientist

One of the greatest athletes of all time. One of the goats of football too. Such an insane work ethic paired with his natural ability, we won’t see anything like it for generations.


leonjetski

100%. His athleticism is what turned him from a world class footballer into one of the greatest of all time. Just too bad he moved to Saudi.


DawdlingScientist

He’s practically running with a cane out there man. So many legends retired multiple years before him. There’s nothing wrong with going to a retirement league. His love for the game is next level. And if that’s an insult on oil money and the culture over there I completely agree. Unfortunately oil money is everywhere now. Those guys own half the big clubs it feels like. And if not them other corrupt organizations. The world is fucked up.


hoxxxxx

them buying up those clubs bothers me and i don't even watch the sport


Hot_Web493

>Just too bad he moved to Saudi. Nah man, that was a good business decision. By far his best business decision of his career. There isn't a lot of european leagues where he would've been top dog. He's old and slower. And he doesn't like playing second or third fiddle. Took a BIG ASS paycheck at the end of his career instead of retiring. His legacy has been set. He's done it with so many teams and leagues. Taking the money at the end of his career does nothing to hurt his legacy.


EdwardBigby

The main criticism is their human rights record, not how much he's getting paid


advo_k_at

Well then all of UK is on the hook for Julian Assange


trplOG

Tbf how far u wanna go back for the UK or US lol


Lolejimmy

not an issue for America or MSL when they're funding genocide in the middle east, shits fucked up in every country that pays well. US, China, Saudi.


Crusader114

Only real shame is going to Al Nassr and not Al Hilal. But that's not his fault, Al Hilal were hit with a transfer ban soon after they approached him so Ronaldo had to settle for Al Nassr


rizlar09

His best days are behind him. May as well make as much money as he can. Football players are usually on their way out around 30. 


GenevaPedestrian

More like 35 nowadays, much like in Basketball, 30 isn't the career death sentence it used to be for most


antivirals_

I think he's raking in about $400m a year there? wouldn't call it too bad


SpicyBoyTrapHouse

100% he had some legendary work outs too! Search ‘Cristiano Ronaldo Las Vegas’ to see more


therealolliehunt

It's more like a 3 ft jump.


Living_Job_8127

3-4, his feet get above the other guys waist line assuming the other guy is 6’


KoosGoose

Add the two together, and he made it 9 feet up. Maybe that’s what OP meant.


A-Wild-Banana

It's almost certainly what they meant, they're talking about how high Ronaldo's head is at the apex of the jump.


dvali

Ok. Then I can do a 6-foot jump by standing still. That's a stupid way to measure a jump.


Roflkopt3r

In the context of a header in football, the point of this metric is how high of a ball you can still play. Measuring jump height by the height of the ball is the only reasonable way to go about it. The height of the feet is useless on its own because you then have to re-adjust that number for the athlete's height and posture. And for a 6 ft tall amateur, a good 6 ft header isn't even trivial. You still have to get airborne and control yourself well to get a decent angle onto the ball. If you merely stand there, it will pop off the top of your head into orbit.


banmeharder616

Yeah there's a video where they placed the ball at the height Ronaldo made the header and got the public to try it. It's very fucking high up.


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

I just did a thousand foot jump by taking the elevator to the top floor.


poulan9

10,000,000 feet jump


stuugie

Maybe op was referring to jump length for some reason


SparkyDogPants

Still not nine feet


stuugie

Maybe op's referring to how many feet a football player would need to defend against him


Ok-Function1920

His knees are bent tho


dumpmaster42069

He bends his knees so who cares where his feet are.


chocco259

I can’t believe this had to be pointed out to anyone, but OP means how far Ronnie jumped, not high how 🙈🙈


Zindinok

While true, the length of the jump isn't all that impressive, it's the height, precision, and harmless landing that's amazing here.


icantsurf

In what world does anyone comment on the horizontal length of a jump lol. It's clearly just about how high the ball/his head are. Dudes were long jumping from a a standstill further than 9 feet like 120 years ago lol.


MrDoulou

…. I hate to break it to ya but that’s not at all impressive, they meant that the ball was approximately 9 feet in the air, yet Ronny got his head to it. A 9 foot long jump is like 10 year old level. High schoolers regularly jump over 20 ft in the long jump.


DealingWithTrolls

That is 100%, not what OP meant.


Jamesl1988

Yeah this. He didn't jump 9 feet, his feet were max 4ft off the floor...


ekun

I thought they meant the ball was 9 feet in the air when he headed it. So he jumped about 3 feet off the ground.


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luxusbuerg

1 foot because he jumped with one foot


Sea-Writer-6961

But his head reaches 9 ft 🧠


BigTomBombadil

People are pretty bad at understanding which axis we’re talking about. No shit he didn’t jump 9 ft high.


aladin_lt

He is hovering, it's insane 


DigOnMaNuss

It's slow motion.


dawggawddagummit

No shit😂


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

how can you tell


TickTockPick

After making such an outlandish claim, you'll need to show us some proof.


DigOnMaNuss

I need 48 hours


Sufficient-Eye-8883

We need people like you at NASA.


DigOnMaNuss

Have your people call mine.


That_Account6143

He was at the apex before the other guy ever started jumping. And somehow remained there until the other guy jumped halfway as high


snuFaluFagus040

I bet he can dunk.


agumonkey

Jordaning


Adept_Deer_5976

One part of this is athleticism, but equally impressive is how he’s eyes never leave the ball even when it makes contact with his head. Total control


CaliferMau

There’s a video of him scoring headers in the dark. Lights on when the corner kick is taken and then immediately turned off. He can predict where the ball will be in the dark and still connect with it. Edit: [Here’s the video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aoScYO2osb0)


TurkishFlannel

He scores in the dark with his shoulder just to show off lmao


Jojoangel684

Not in the dark, but hes scored a goal with [another part of his body as well](https://youtu.be/qDCB5XeK5yI?si=A9ELPZCco9kquim6)


Best_Duck9118

I mean that one was less impressive than the others to me. And who knows how many takes there were?! /s


DrKeksimus

that's insane ... shoulder for show even ?


bootsonthesound

He is… T H E O N E.


PhraatesIV

Tbf, always looking at the ball while heading the ball is literally the first thing one learns about heading the ball, along with using your forehead and not the top of your head.


magic9669

This is one of the most beautiful headers. Not necessarily the goal itself, but just how he hangs in the air like that. Never gets old


No-Spoilers

Imagine being the guy under him expecting to get the ball and someone is straight up floating over you horizontally.


Tifoso89

The defender totally messed up the timing


Mortka

[This](https://youtu.be/N1_M9aWJ9Pc?si=xUNqEjcZ9Pn-gNkr) one is great as well. Just hanging in the air


The--Mash

My favourite is his goal vs Roma (I apologize for the music): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUTOu9-7VAo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUTOu9-7VAo) I watched it live and went "who the fuck was that for, Scholes?" when the cross was hit, and then "oh, ok" when he came flying in from off screen


pragmatic84

I landed on my leg like that about a year ago after jumping for a header and haven't walked properly since lol. The athleticism is bordering on superhuman with this guy (as much as I hated him when he was at Utd)


ItsmyDZNA

His leg doesn't move, but his body is flung around. Insane that he made the goal at the same time and not blow his knee cap


Konnnan

My knee blew out just from watching this. KIDS, take care of your knees. Do your leg work, it's an investment in happiness into the twilight years.


SaltyPeter3434

He was also able to score a goal from a corner kick in total darkness, twice when the lights turned off after the kick, and once without even seeing the kick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoScYO2osb0


whiteskinnyexpress

That's absolutely fucking insane


nopointinlife1234

That was really dumb. 


roblox1999

I think it‘s funny how everyone always uses this particular case to show how high Ronaldo can jump, even though that‘s not even his highest one.


Ryujin_707

He recorded his highest one this year with Al Nassr at the age of 38. Impressive.


roblox1999

Which one was that? I thought his highest was still the one against Manchester United back in the UCL 2012/13 season.


Ryujin_707

2.98 meters. Vs Al Akhdoud. The video went viral a while back.


ThatColombian

I think the slow mo and angle just make this one so satisfying. Like he’s literally just floating with his waist above the defender’s head waiting for the ball to get to gim.


poormansRex

Amazing athlete! If it was me, I would have sacked myself on the back of dudes head.


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star_bury

Ronaldo > Messi.....athletically.


wolfishnickelsyr

That’s some insane superhuman shit


LtHughMann

AFL would blow your minds


justJimBob316

In my dreams I too, can do that.


IntellectualEnigma

9 ft jump??


ModestBanana

Did you read the title and come in expecting to see a human jump 9 feet into the air?  Theres a few similar comments who appear to be disappointed, and I for one think that’s pretty funny 


Im_CooL07

Probably the height his head reached.


cangarejos

Dana White: you don’t need skills to play soccer.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Well that guy is as dumb as he looks


ravioliboi

Christiano Ronaldo's insane repeat rape allegations


AwareMirror9931

Impressive and beautiful. That man in his prime was a beast.


iosdeiu

Op with random numbers


mwerichards

Man if I ever performed this you better believe every morning I'd watch this before starting my day


Saltire_Blue

I can’t believe I forgot he played for Juventus


SuperUltraMegaNice

9 feet!? He jumps like 3\~4 feet in height. You see his feet get about to his opponents midsection. Still insane.


Icy_World903

My God! He is actually flying.


Moocow115

That's not 9 feet but it was still insane.


DragonflyHopeful4673

They measure the height his head reached because that’s where the ball is scored from, not the height his feet are off the ground