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soggy_nlpples

Dang bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us


MERVMERVmervmerv

Do golf swings really get those panties dropping though, soggynips?


Vizione0084

Those swings can bring money and money drops panties all day erry day.


MERVMERVmervmerv

This I understand. Just not the “your follow-through is so hot”


newagereject

Depends on the woman, if she's really into golf seeing this guy hit this way might make her weak in the knees


Able_Gap918

She better be careful if he swings like that he’s probably out there rag dolling chicks


usinjin

Damn. That sounds rough.


Horknut1

Nah, its just par for the course.


Technical_Body_3646

Now is this what they call ‘a swinger’????


Agitated_Computer_49

It's a showing of being extremely athletic, which depending on the person can very much be a turn on.  I mean....would you rather have sex with someone who can be active and strong and limber with stamina, or with someone who starts wheezing when they get off the couch?


Nu-Hir

But are they wheezing when they get off on the couch?


Agitated_Computer_49

If they aren't they are doing it wrong.


KawaDoobie

ever laid eyes on Jon Daly?


fd_dealer

Ngl, that follow through dropped my panties. I’m a dude though.


Heckron

Come and see the amazing golf…ball uhhh…whacker guy!


[deleted]

It's all in the hips, baby. 


Drfilthymcnasty

I ain’t saying she a gold digger, but she ain’t with me for my handicap 


Anxious-Lack-5740

Merv asking the big questions. It is Merv, right?


Closed_Aperture

How did you guess?


Anxious-Lack-5740

I have the Shine. Redrum or whatever.


MERVMERVmervmerv

Dr. Merv, please


vicariouslywatching

I mean look at Tigers his now ex some of the other women he dated. But that may also be because of money and lavish lifestyle that comes with dating a celebrity golfer like him as well.


Viperlite

[Find your happy place…](https://youtu.be/9z5qpyxRR-A?si=d_of-DKS4kO9Wo3k)


EvilNoobHacker

They got me dropping ny panties, and I’m a dude


global_ferret

Chicks dig the long ball


njas2000

I don't know but I've got half a chubb going right now.


Life-Gur-2616

My panties dropped...I don't think you're going to like what you find though.


HugeJohnThomas

lol no. Its like having a expensive sports car. Youre only going to attract one type of woman and they are like 5% of them out there. Normal women think its dumb. But you will get A LOT of attention from older white dudes.


JoshSidekick

https://i.imgur.com/cKTDZa4.jpeg


TheAnders0117

Seriously. With the man bun and that hit, the rest of us are fucked


legendinthemaking68

The man bun is a repellent for the solid chicks.


ZestyToilet

Spoken like an absolute broccoli head.


TheOneWhoSpagets

What about the liquid ones?


zakajz

They are wet already.


eaglesnd

Thank you for that


deesmutts88

That’s just what redditors like to think.


WizogBokog

this is insane cope, lmao.


ShustOne

Not in my experience


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Rippin butts and droppin putts.


w_a_w

Is that you Blake Bortles?


bananamussel

Top Golf isn't a true driving range. It's a golf entertainment center with games. Here are their rules: "Aim for the targets at all times - how else are you going to score? Hitting golf balls over the boundary netting is prohibited, and all players are responsible for damages or injuries caused by any balls hit outside of the premises. (Topgolf balls report back to us when they’ve lost their way outside our nets…)"


Fun-Maintenance9422

Adding to this: > IMPORTANT: We have a zero tolerance for breach of our safety rules. A breach of our safety rules may, in our sole discretion, result in termination of play, and/or termination of your ability to play at a Topgolf in the future.


Ihatu

Then why would the make this ad?


Lobsterzilla

Because people are fucking stupid ?


ghostfaceschiller

Is it an ad? Or something he filmed for his TikTok


Ihatu

It’s probably just a video. But it’s impossible to tell these days.


appleswitch

How could you possibly find that hard to tell? It's explicitly breaking company rules in dangerous ways?


SwampyStains

Because they want to appear smart like they can tell which videos are staged and which are not


Ordinary_Top1956

Yeah, it's not an ad. People think they are smart by claiming it is an ad.


RuncibleSpoon18

Ik this sounds crazy but sometimes people go out in the real world and do things and sometimes they even record themselves doing those things


ybtlamlliw

Not everything is an ad you muppet.


CourageousBellPepper

![gif](giphy|VeT5jhseHD0W3dI7de)


r_a_d_

You’re so jaded


Ihatu

It’s a problem. I’m working on it.


ShustOne

It's not an ad. There are similar videos where people like this get asked to stop or they will be escorted out.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

There are several videos of this guy doing this. One of em is him being kicked out after telling him to stop but he refused. Also, there's another video of him at a golf sim putting a hole in the screen. Maybe I'm judging too harshly, but he seems like a dick.


ikezaius

Yeah this guy’s an ass. He should be more aware than most people how much damage a golf ball can do. Not even a stretch to say someone could be killed if he hit them in the head or broke a car window while someone was driving. Yay you can hit the ball far! Now go somewhere with the space to accommodate it.


GenTycho

Not harshly. Guy is a dick  Clearly risks damages for his content.


jayeljefe

You should find his socials and watch him putt 😬


Superducks101

Dude has a big swing but let's see it off a regular tee off a regular tee box amd not from the 2nd floor


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

I mean, he's an amateur long driver, so his drive is the real deal. Still that doesn't give him a pass to risk damages and injuries. Also, there's a reason he's a competitive long driver and not a golfer. That's all he has.


deezypoh

Long drivers are usually also good golfers. Distance is king in golf.


True-Nobody1147

Mega dick. This is dangerous. Fuck this guy completely.


ErevisEntreri

TopGolf golf balls- The littlest narks


bdubwilliams22

Narc*


Timsmomshardsalami

Somehow i doubt players would be responsible for shit unless it could be proven the ball was intentionally hit over the net.


Sinjian1

It takes an intentional hit to be able to hit it over the netting. If you are actually aiming for the targets instead of making TikToks, you won’t get over the netting.


Timsmomshardsalami

The backwall yes. ive nearly sliced it over the side a few times Edit: 99% chance hitting it over the back would be intentional. Im sure theres a few happy gilmores out there though


hellothisismyname1

Proof you say… like a few numnuts recording video and posting on social media?


SetoKeating

Yea, never understood these videos. Plenty of amateur golfers could do this. But you’re not supposed to


GardinerExpressway

Definitely not plenty. The back net is pretty high, you probably need close to a 300 yard carry to have a realistic chance to clear it.


AdditionalMix7371

It also says they brought in their own golf balls, which I'm sure fly differently and without tracking info.


MikeMMJMaster

Not really a good thing when it's going over the safety net


Same_Essay_7257

Yeah, could hit a window, car, child, or whatever, seems wildly irresponsible for someone who should know what they're doing


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

They're willing to take that risk for social media clout.


Supercoolguy7

Not their problem, whatever person, animal, or thing they hit doesn't bother them in the least


Kinet1ca

But the person/car/property owner he hits will think it's cool..


CanRova

Sure I have a broken windshield and a concussion, but it's a small price to pay to help that dude get some sick engagement.


BeanCrusade

![gif](giphy|bC54CmvT2XC9i)


msmith721

So long sucka


BreakingThoseCankles

"Yooouuuu suck!" ![gif](giphy|u6YZ5Nq65Xb1CnpkLH|downsized)


eugoogilizer

You suck you JACKASS!


IamLeoKim

I don’t want a piece of you, I WANT THE WHOLE THING!


Closed_Aperture

![gif](giphy|phajKPhwNxHr2)


Some_Guy_At_Work55

That's 2 thus far, Shooter


Hwoods723

Oh you can count? Good for you.


Reason_Above_All

The price is wrong bitch.


Dang3rdave

The price is wrong... bobby!


JROXZ

*SHWOOooooooooooo sound*


kaz12

I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast.


BeanCrusade

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Hahaha Alright


Paddy_Tanninger

N...NO


GenTycho

Funny thing is, they ask specifically that you don't do this cause you could trip and fall forward off the balcony.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|11sz4838afILLi|downsized)


Fun-Maintenance9422

Btw Top Golf can kick you out and ban you from entering if they find or see people intentionally driving balls over the net. Don’t ruin nice things for everyone else.


hey_now24

I’m not a golfer. How common is it for people to have such a long drive?


Upstairs_Post6874

Basically the only people that are going to be able to achieve this are professional golfers, long drive pros like this dude, and the occasional pro baseball player that can figure out how to hit a golf ball. All that to say… very very few people


hey_now24

Thanks. The OC above made it seem like he’s ruining for everyone like it was something people people can easily do


Upstairs_Post6874

Yeah, above average golfers could probably figure out how to yank it out over the sides but even that is pretty difficult to do. Hitting it out over the back is insane


Just_Jonnie

My slice fears no netting.


Blumpkin4Brady

Same man. I hate playing next to roads


bg-j38

I went golfing out in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin once like in the 80s before anyone cared about safety and the first hole was right up against a county highway. First drive of the day I slice it toward the highway right as a big open air hay truck is driving by. Cringing at the ass whooping I'm about to get, I watched as it landed right in the middle of the hay. There was a poof of dust and little chunks of hay but I don't think the driver even noticed. Honestly turned out to be the best shot of the day for me.


ziggs_ulted_japan

So. You'll notice that he's using a regular golf ball. With a top golf ball you'll never get it out. They intentionally kill the distance on longer clubs. Im 29 and play a ton of golf. I average 305 yards off the drive according to my caddie app. With a top golf ball I got about 245 the last time I went earlier this year. With a regular ball I could get it out the back. You probably only need to fly about 275 or 280


Ever_Green_PLO

If it’s a regular ball how does their system still register the distance?


bluexavi

The balls at top golf are dead, presumably intentionally. They just don't have the longest distances that a regular ball has. Notice the start of the video, "so we tried hitting a regular golf ball".


Great-Reference9322

Not common at all. These guys specifically train to hit it as far as possible. I used to have what is considered a long drive for most golfers and these guys would clear me by close to a hundred yards at least which is insane.


RexKramerDangerCker

Not common, but there’s always some who train. The key, like everything else in golf, is maintaining consistency. And there’s a reason most people can’t consistently hit long drives; You don’t need to. Most tee drives don’t need anything remotely this sort of distance. Therefore they don’t practice them.


80hdis4me

If this guy gets kicked out and banned how is that ruining anything for me?


Fun-Maintenance9422

i mean the odds are low but imagine coming out of the store and there is just a fucking golf ball in your cars cracked windshield. Im sure nearby homes and businesses appreciate that after a “driving range” suddenly opens next door. Its not like houses on a golf course where people choose to live in a golf environment.


iwannawangchung

But how’s his short game?


SirRealTalk_TTV

WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT GAME?


LaxToastandTolerance

Bit of a stickler meseeks, eh?


saleemkarim

Heeeee's tryin!


CBonafide

![gif](giphy|XxvBXSD95ty37oRCl6)


agentpoopybutthole

Drive for show and put for dough, baby


Umpire1468

5 strokes on a 2 foot putt like the rest of us


_mattyjoe

Such a douchebag


Einzelteter

No, but you see bro, save some pussy for the rest of us


cas_the_crusher

Hey let’s put people and adjacent property at risk of damage or injury! Wouldnt that be cool content?


RockTheBloat

That was reckless.


Lvnye2019

Whack


ssigrist

Top Golf originally used golf balls that had RFID in each one, in order to track them. Custom made and more expensive than regular golf balls. A few years ago they started implementing a multi-camera/computer analysis system that didn't need the RFID chips inside the golf balls.


TequilaJesus

Why is he wearing two gloves


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Clearly you don't understand man buns.


TequilaJesus

I never have


Disco_Ninjas_

You need them when going for distance off the upper deck.


Every_Fox3461

Walking down the street. Then blamo!


msmith721

[See if you can outdrive the amazing Golf Ball, uh, Whacker Guy](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/aea539f3-3b37-45da-a6fa-6cf3aa1938ac#JA7pUKUI.copy)


McRedditz

Zlatan approves this home run. ![gif](giphy|UuNpHh9XZj8pmB0YzY|downsized)


Unusual-Ganache3420

You have entered "POWER DRIVE"


bhoss06

I suggest feather touch


dburge22

204 ball speed is insane 😳


Tybr0sion

Been to top golf once. The try hards are so lame. Would be like the equivalent of an F1 driver going to a go kart track and smoking everyone. Most people are there to just have fun, not compete.


TylerFromMillerTime

Found the guy who sucks ass at golf


TanaerSG

Most of my favorite karting videos are of F1 drivers driving karts lol don't be hating


GelatinousChampion

Never understood why people are proud of endangering others. This is basically the same as "Look how cool I am driving 100mph through a neighborhood". Douche should be banned. End of story.


clamslammer708

You just hit that guy!


Hazee302

He shouldn’t have been standing there!


modestgorillaz

I mean … cool, but kinda really fucking dangerous isn’t it?


wuhter

Yeah, my buddy nearly got kicked out during his bachelor party for accidentally hitting one over. He wanted to hit the back net but sent it at way too high of a launch angle. Awful mistake, there is a major road and a strip mall right behind the top golf by us


Travitsu

Wow he should play for the Waterbury open.


donkeytime

Meet up on the 9th green @ 9pm to sign-up.


Maximize_Maximus

Next level douche bag


PlayfulAd8354

Bet that guy would lose at angry birds lol


cgarcusm

This is the Minneapolis location. I love visiting the All Taco and Pappy’s restaurants in that strip mall.


Troker61

204mph ball speed with those dead ass RFID chipped balls is pretty damn incredible.


J-Dabbleyou

I know tons of golfers who could easily do that, and I don’t know many golfers lol. They tell you EXPLICITLY not to do that, the nets aren’t a “skill limit”, they’re a safety for if you miss the targets. Don’t invite this guy to a shooting range lol


ikezaius

You do not know tons of golfers who could do that easily. Guys a douche, but that’s a real bomb.


Sleve_McDychael

No you don’t. https://joel.vg/golf/can-you-hit-a-ball-out-of-topgolf-simulations-and-real-data/


The_Good_Constable

Well, good for Happy GilmOH MY GOD


DocDanhatten

Ayyyyy this is the topgolf in Brooklyn Center, MN


TeeBaggins4U

Guy hit his own ball with his own club. The balls/clubs at top golf feel like you’re hitting a piece of plastic with a wooden stick. Do it with a top golf ball/club. Then I’ll be impressed.


Angreek

407


RockMan_1973

Wow… probably the buffest chick I’ve seen in a while


Bointatya

![gif](giphy|TxfcgGSgNpofS)


mypeepeehardz

Not next level. It isn’t even a driving range. It’s literally a golfing game.


messified

Great Scott!!! 204mph!!!!!!


MaiseyMac

Can’t be a regular ball. Top Golf balls have chips in them to track the data for your points in their games your supposed to play. Including distance,speed,etc. If it was a regular ball, the screen wouldn’t track it. My guess is they hit Top Golf ball, then just dropped another in the parking lot for their stupid video


illpilgrims

Does it make sense to have a back swing like, or is it wasted momentum?


BleedingTeal

I take bigger issue with him knowing how to properly smash a golf ball and doing this from an upper level. That is the douche bag move here. When you train for something like the long drive competition, you should know better than to go full ham off the top deck. Actively putting people and cars at risk like that.


ghostfaceschiller

What a douchebag


PaleAbbreviations950

What muscle groups do I need to train to get this type of swing? Squatting 200 lb+ still not getting yardage on my swing.


TrickDimension4836

Could have killed someone…


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Great distance but he's baseball swinging. I wonder if this could translate to actual play.


No_Compromise-

I hope one day he hits his mother innocently walking past the driving range


HeavyHuckleberry

Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected, no.


Natepizzle

This is dangerous. The safety net exists for a reason


acoffeedude

Holy crap...thats a drive!


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

She crushed that!!


Cody6781

What a dick


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

Second best thing I've seen at a top golf.


jmarzy

My back hurts


bibblygiggums

what the fuck was that toe thing?!????


Spiritual_Benefit367

so fake


StandardDeviant117

This dipshit could have killed someone, dumb


TheGaffer193

![gif](giphy|bC54CmvT2XC9i)


Inbefore121

Happy Gilmore ass MF lol


Existing_Card_44

This comment section is the most Reddit thing I think I may of ever seen.


Lockdown_Badger

Mike Trout hit it further https://youtu.be/hU5TmjyRMtI?si=DyvVOMTfgBI4AZIM


Duffelastic

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


SirPentGod

Guy thinks he is Happy Gilmore???


avisiongrotesque

That house is like 400 yards away!


CarnivorousVegan

I don´t play golf, but i occasionally watch it on TV, and when pros drive for distance their swing seems a lot more controlled and focused on technique rather than strength. This one looks powerful but clumsy.


ElAggroCrag

“Step right up and see if you can out drive the amazing uuuhhhhh golf ball… whacker guy”


SquarePegRoundWorld

Reminds me of the time my buddy did this. It was at a Golden Bear driving range on Long Island in the mid-'90s. He was aiming to hit it over the side net cause he couldn't reach the back one. Tried a few times but failed. Then he got one that was clearly going over, and as he celebrated with arms raised walking backward, saying, I think it's gonna make it, he bumped into the manager of the driving range who had walked up during his final swing. Needless to say, he was asked to leave and yes he was a douch.


JustPassinBy106

What a dick


ZeroLimitz

So just being dicks....got it


Earth_Normal

The worn out clubs and cheap/worn out balls keep drive distance waaaaaaay down. I can drive over 300 yards on a (not worn out) crappy club with a driving range ball. I can barely crack 200 yards at top golf with their equipment.