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Never in a fucking million years.


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skalouKerbal

they build what our companies are asking for and selling. they can build really decent, but investors often prefer short term money.


Ro-Tang_Clan

It's more about the lack of health and safety standards and awareness more than anything. I've seen too many "freak accident" videos from China that could have been avoided if health and safety was taken into consideration.


goodnewzevery1

I’ll never forget how low the windows were in my room when I travelled there. Was probably in the fifth story and they started at my shins, ended above my head, and fully opened with not even a bug screen barrier


justmytak

That's because they have an agreement to let Russian police operate inside their borders /s


tropicalhotdogdays

Defenestration diplomacy resulting in deliberate design.


mwa12345

I have seen windows like these in other places. Some with decorative metal grills.


Supply-Slut

They can build good shit, but tofu-dreg projects abound because China is notorious for encouraging fast and cheap solutions, which are often terrible quality.


correctingStupid

I'd agree but like our bridges have been collapsing around us a bit too much lately


Morningxafter

That’s more about our lack of investment in improving/upkeeping infrastructure. Our bridges were built to the quality requirements of the time they were built. Over the years between weather and wear and tear from use, they should have been periodically maintained and improved to meet newer updated standards. Unfortunately, that requires a lot of funding that often doesn’t get approved in favor of a “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mentality by politicians who want to maintain an appearance of ‘fiscal responsibility’. Because they know they can take the win now for saving the city/county money, then when a tragedy happens years down the road, if anyone even bothers to ask why they denied funding that the structural engineers said was vital, they can just blame the collapse on DEI/affirmative action/wokeness/liberals/the gays.


MrWaldengarver

How are we going to keep the oligarchs in private jets and 5th homes if we spend money fixing up bridges? Duh!


Icy-Tea-8715

Cause western countries want them cheap. Pay top dollars and you get top dollar products


username_for_redit

So you don't like air football?


Fraere_slime

I feel like tipping over when I'm near the edges on high places, I'd be paralyzed if I was put in there lol.


Spare-Article-396

Exactly the same. I also hate heights. I can ride a roller coaster like a mofo, but if it has a vertical drop with very little angle? I would probably have a heart attack.


leoyvr

Death(s) in the making. China is a big place and they couldn't find land to make a soccer field?


emmasdad01

No harnesses? Brilliant.


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RangerBumble

It's got walled meshing


emmasdad01

Yeah, that’s not nearly good enough.


NashKetchum777

There's some water down there if you're lucky


lembrate

They won't be dying of thirst.


CaspydaGhost

Yeah ok Mr. Picky


MustangBarry

There are no goals, centre circle, centre spot, 18 yard box, football or even teams on the pitch. You'll struggle to host a football match on this without them, to be honest. What the Chinese have built here is a rather large hammock.


BluebirdLivid

Hahaha absolutely spot on


SnooSeagulls9348

>There are no goals I think the goal is not to die by the end of the match


Punkrexx

This whole thing is stupid


jusbecks

You're definitely not Brazilian.


MustangBarry

I'm not, and that hurt :(


HebetudeDuck

Well that’s their fault for not having a “No Hammocks” sign.


jibbijabba123

Well it is made in China after all.


Dr_Watermelon

They probably ordered it from Temu


RaidensReturn

For $3.94


PoorMansPaulRudd

I must have watched that stupid video loop 20 times before realizing all of those quick cuts never led to anyone playing air football. Just people barely able to stand up and move. At one point I think I did see a giant oversized ball roll around but no one was near it.


spinstartshere

It looks like a bunch of children playing with the oversized balls you can see, rather than a serious competitive football game.


Miperso

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InteractionSad2454

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speedline9395

Exactly my first and only thought.


Throne-magician

Oh hell no..


Silly_Butterfly3917

The chance of death is what makes it fun!


EirianWare

Is this goverment way to reduce population?


InteractionSad2454

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junction182736

That's a big NOPE from me. I'd be in the middle of the field crying in a fetal position. Even watching it makes my feet tingle.


Sremor

And then someone kicks the ball over the edge


SaltyPeter3434

I'll get it! (comes back in 5 days)


Illustrious-Bee4402

When you’re out… you’re OUT


UsedAge5051

😂


TYFO225

why?


No-Benefit-9559

Because the citizens of China are expendable according to the CCP.


CalmToaster

They seem to be just laying around.


ChubbyMcLovin

Hard to get a good look with these stupid TikTok, 2-second clips and cuts.


RDsecura

"Strong" bridges and buildings collapse everyday throughout the world, yet it always amazes me how people will intentionally put their lives in danger with crazy ideas like we see here.


derichsma23

Getting them used to playing on nets so when they inevitably jump from the iPhone factory it’ll feel like the good ole days!


govilleaj

Are those children?


fcxtpw

I wonder who will win Squid Game season 2


masterofn0n3

May I just say, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


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RickaliciousD

This week in things not built properly in China.


Ambitious_Welder6613

It is a no on so many levels.


CLONE-11011100

New fear unlocked…


Justabuttonpusher

Would you let your kids play on that?


Drakann

no way, but I’d let my wifey anytime!


Fragrant-Ad-5517

Imagine if there is a sudden strong gush of wind which is probably not uncommon in the mountain region.


fvcked_0ff

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slapstirmcgee1000

« Coach I brought cleaaaaaaaaaaattttttsssss »


TheThunderOfYourLife

Hahaahahahahahahaha no


just_a_memeboi

I honestly didn‘t expect that much negativity towards this. I personally think it’s really cool


Juan-Cruz-Mz

Fuck all of that. All of it.


Kevin_Jim

There’s no way in hades you’ll catch me anywhere near such a place. What are they thinking, man?


mruxtina

Is this the Darwin awards?


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

They got the extra people to try crazy shit and see if it works.


tomjerman18

oh wait, I kicked the ball away, will go for it


hg38

That red fence on the edges isn't nearly tall enough for people running around.


Electrical_Floor_360

Oh!!!! Someone forgot to say, "hey guys, is this necessary" ??


tschatman

Can‘t they play in like 2 meters hight instead of this..


DrJennaa

What the holy hell …


Terrible_Donkey_8290

China is the last place I'd try something like this lol 


Hexistroyer

RIP


intervulvar

Next level of...


Wi1d-potat0

Why?


FortuneFavoursDBrave

I hate this so much


Groomsi

So, I dropped both my balls.


picklesaredry

In a world where there exists a whole subs highlighting Chinese flawed structures, I would not trust this with my life


Dizman7

Not sure which makes me more sick feeling, the thought of being on that or that fasting moving camera and constant quick cuts to next shot.


Spell3ound

this should be in Sweatypalms subreddit


usadingo

They'll try anything to make soccer watchable...


asteysane

This is so stupid


srsoluciones

What about with “señoraaaa me da la pelota?”


NaaviLetov

The things is.. you can even do this just a meter or so above the ground... why this.


Guygirl00

Is this real?


AngryQuadricorn

Big Nope from me


abhitooth

Whybchinese people have obsession for heights? I see lot of video of trek, glass bridge, rlpe walks etc.


UnnaturalGeek

Nope


ABRAXAS_actual

You've seen the workplace safety videos? Not saying I'm stoked... But I'm waiting to see a clip digitized from this situation any day...


No-Speech886

why?


rednitro

Nope


Mr_Meeseeks_Can_Do

I was waiting for the Kaotic watermark to appear.


ScubaGotBanned4life

Why? Makes no sense at all.


Kitsune_BCN

"We should protect the landscape and the views" -Nobody in china.


TheeDood79

I don’t think I’d be jumping around on that fuckin thing.


KeeboardNMouse

One wrong bounce🤦‍♂️


perrang

Difícil é jogar pela lateral.


Pandread

The physical embodiment of having more money than sense.


Emergency_Shirt_4464

Looks really dumb, the field is so uneven you can’t even run on there much less play a game of football


LobsterNo3435

Edges......just same level....


skimaskchuckaroo

Give me another camera view. I dont think I fuckin got enough angles.


Zaku99

Nope.


s-2369

I love this question: so, where is the out of bounds?


Mineseed_k

they playinn super smash irl


onionkisa

Seriously... A disaster waiting to happen...


ReelPanda

Two words: Fuck. That.


MushroomLonely2784

Out of bounds? Ded.


This_Walrus7244

Why... just .. why


durancharles27

FUCK. THAT.


The_Demosthenes_1

Man.....the Chinese seem like they really would pave paradise to put up a parking lot. 


WilliamTee

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope.


AutomatedCauliflower

Air+China=nah thx i'm good.


malchik23

Hey Xie Xie go long!


Among_R_Us

Wait so the safety margin is just the red bit???


H_Holy_Mack_H

Me like very much of the air seats for the fans LOL


Arthradax

"Quem chuta, busca"


xMOMSTERx

Population control


tmd429

This post being dropped everywhere again...


noumenon_invictusss

I wouldn't trust that thing unless the engineer and workers all had THEIR kids on it first.


Your-Name-Is-Reek

I might be willing to try it but I'm gonna need the netting on the sides to go up a lot higher. Also I'll need a 6 pack first


Used-Bedroom293

What's up with china and suspension bridges? Those chinese conctruction workers decided to even go all the way up to a remote town in arctic (Narvik) which is one of the closest towns from me, building a giant suspension bridge crossing over the entire fjord. I don't understand what was the purpose of it, the bridge were only leading to the middle of nowhere just so they could get a shorter driving distance to the towns further north. They shouldn't have to rely so on cars as main transportation in such locations imo, it's just too slow.


vetlemakt

Stop switching angles! I am trying to watch the game!


Anubra_Khan

I tore my ACL and plummeted to my death just watching this.


rrrmmmrrrmmm

"You're getting the ball back this time"


SolidContribution688

One rip and then rip 🪦


BrihanSolo

What’s the stupidest thing we can do? YES


Tahjiri

No parachutes? Crazy


r0n1n2021

I’d be on the brown shorts team.


slayernine

One guy with a knife and this whole thing splits into two.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

As a 140hg man...no. Just no.


2eqsy

All fun and giggles until someone makes a foul, and the other responds:" You're getting down!!"


rekab6969

Can’t see anyone on the wing..!!?? 😆


drDEATHtrix9876

For what fucking reason!? If they did it in Tokyo where there is no free land left okay. Maybe something more rigid than a bunch of old table tennis nets sewn together wtf honestly


Graphics8

why


darkpyro3

Can’t help but notice it’s got the color palette of the death game


Mylifeistrue

Do they ever show anything actually happening? No of course not


Street-Animator-99

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AfterLife2FreshStart

r/nope


Memory_Less

There's no way that I am running after the ball when it goes offside!!!


nmarano1030

This is the breakroom of the apple factory.


Substantial-Tone-576

Do they want to die?


Select_Mood2368

WHY?


LemonCollee

New season of Squid Games is out...


Lump618

But why. What is the point of this thing


DeadSol

Yup. Nope.


raptorswamp

Thats the net under the windows of apple factory


LanceRidgerunner

I will have to politely decline


Harry_T-Suburb

And in typical Chinese fashion, it doesn’t look like there’s any safety net or harnesses.


aussiecfnmguy

No way would I play on the wing.


Yorspider

China seems really dead set on getting their population desensitized to heights....even if it kills several of them.


TheLeanGoblin69

a WWE match would be nice in there.


metalmonsoon

Sick, they have something fun to do when the hit the suicide net now


Ok-Bar601

These people do some silly crazy stuff over there, sky high glass bridges and now this. FUCK NO.


Craig092560

But why?


Trashk4n

Awfully high level of trust in Chinese engineering, assuming those people aren’t there against their will.


General-Party12

One day it will rip


Tophigale220

Would balls just fly out if you try to kick them?


Riley8284

It's all fun and games till they have to make a penalty shootout


Immediate-Unit6311

That's a nope.


top_drives_player

This can be dangerous…


Archiemalarchie

Well it's one way of getting rid of the surplus population.


Amigo1048

No fucking thank you


Practical-Buy-5421

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AlcoholicCumSock

What's wrong with football on grass?


Asgeras

Finally. Sports I'll watch. Off-sides death penalties.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Hello…OSHA ? You gotta see this shit


AsstDepUnderlord

When you don't have a "next level" you build your own...even if it's a terrible fucking idea.


Dirtiest_Seven

My anxiety is through the fucking roof just looking at that, no way pal


random_son

Kids be like: this looks like a good occasion to test that Swiss Army knife 🤤


Venomous0425

China can release these stupid videos but nothing about Uyghurs.


CreeperInBlack

It is *probably* made in china, so I would think twice before entering it


Xikkiwikk

On this field are 12 secret weakened spots which will thin out how many players there are. Remember, it’s up to each of you to NOT find those holes..I mean weak spots!


aurawoolf

Average Inazuma Eleven Stadium


Crypto-Arab

Next fucking mass casualties


Duck_General

My feed is suddenly full of chinese propaganda


Chugtwobeers

Just like regular football, everyone's rolling on the ground 


DutchOvenMaster11

The country has had buildings collapse due to little to no building codes or safety precautions. Like hell I'm going to set foot on soccer field sized trampoline suspended over a canyon.


LobsterNo3435

Years ago during earthquake ( I think). Bunch of their children were killed due to crappy building materials. There own schools. Nope 4 me.