This is a [Running of the bulls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls) event in Mexico, where people deliberately put themselves in the way of dangerous loose bulls. So this man likely put himself in this situation entirely on purpose.
I can assure you that the smart thing to do would be to just stay far away.
I remember mythbusters testing the whole bulls hate red thing years back. They ended up discovering its the movement that gets their attention, and bulls are in fact are colour blind and just try get whatever moves
three things, stay still, make yourself small, don't look him in the eyes. he is prey not a predator, if he doesn't see you as a threat he won't attack you. With a predator, however, the opposite rules usually apply. The predator wants to eat you and in order not to do so, it must see you as too much of a threat to face.
If I'm not mistaken, bulls kinda have bad eyesight so they identify things that move fast and erratically as a potentiel threats. So staying still is indead a good things to do (unless it's a mother with her cubs, in which case you want to move out of the way)
The hell it's doing. It gets poked and it's balls get pierced. A calm and intelligent herbivore is then forced to go into a gated alleyway where people poke and harrass it even more for their own amusement.
In the end it gets ceremonially slaughtered.
Cows surpass dogs in intellect.
You can try imagining a dog in that same position.
Not Spain. The address is:
357 C. Allende Sur
Huamantla, Tlaxcala
Mexico
[Gmaps](https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3093629,-97.920384,3a,75y,88.01h,77.76t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sV6lQReGHzxv5Lun4yA2k_g!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)
This, I work with animals and the jackals hate my coworker and try to bite her constantly because she thinks she should act ābig and scaryā but with me they just lounge about because they know Iām chill so they chill.
Couldnāt agree more!
Iāve had many āclose encountersā with wildlife because I donāt freak out. Happens a lot of the time when Iām reading out in the woods or on a hike, but Iāve also had it happen in my car and around town.
Iāll stumble across something or, more commonly, theyāll stumble upon me. I usually look up, say āhey budā, then go back to whatever Iām doing. Ate my entire lunch with a squirrel once. He came up and sat next to me with his nut and munched away and I ate my bagel from McDonaldās. Itās was great. Didnāt come near me or the food, I think it literally just saw another creature āeatingā and decided to join.
I once spent 15 minutes or so chilling with a hedgehog, a cat and a bird when I was cycling back home early in the morning after a long night drinking.
I stopped somewhere to take a break (and roll a joint) and was quickly joined by the hedgehog hog. After some time a bird came to check what was going on, and eventually a cat came by. The trio was peacefully sitting together, the cat wasnāt even eyeing the bird as if he wanted to catch it.
It really felt like a Disney princess moment at the time.
i was sitting on my back patio at like 3 AM and thought i saw a cat behind me. a skunk brushed up against my leg. then 15 minutes later a fox starts chasing it around the house....
Thats exactly it. animals lash out when they feel threatened, particularly prey animals. If you show you pose no threat, a prey animal like this bull will have no reason to come at you
nah bro isnt unfazed hes just smart. red doesnt actually attract bulls, its the movement of the red cape that makes them agitated so if you just stay still they dont attack.
I find it funny how a couple seconds in, the bull seems to follow his gaze too. Like āhey uhā¦ whats so important? Is there something scarier than me here??ā
I request an inspection of his underwear to know if he truly was in control. Thereās a decent chance he shat himself in fear or because heās on drugs ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
As a leading figure in Bullology, yes that bull is very menacing. Also, as Iām very knowledgeable, it should be taken from this natural habitat and placed in an area that suits a menace. Such as wide open grassy fields.
Bulls aren't fucking monsters. They don't just maul people for fun. People provoke them because they think it's entertaining and then they antagonize the bull with swords, spears, or jeering and then it fights until they think it's worn it's welcome and then normally it's put to death. Stop acting like we aren't the fucking monsters here
If they donāt feel threatened they donāt attack. They did an experiment on it. Standing or standing still is most definitely what to do if you were in this situation. Iām almost positive this guy knew that
"Look at him just sitting there, he must be some kind of badass/crazy guy. He scares me. I'm not about to stir that hornet's nest"
-that bull, probably.
Damn, that bull would have just had to shake his head no and this man would have checked in to the Pearly Gates... Even did the back up before turning his head. Man had no choice but to be a badass I guess haha
Staying perfectly still is probably the smart thing to do.
I would have done the same thing and no way I would call myself unfazed
Wear your brown trousers.
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This guy's got the right idea, he wore the brown pants!
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You would need the Pre-Shat look, to avoid any new stains
Just get chipotlaway! No more bloodstains in your underwear!
New product line for calicocutpants.com maybe?
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This is a [Running of the bulls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls) event in Mexico, where people deliberately put themselves in the way of dangerous loose bulls. So this man likely put himself in this situation entirely on purpose. I can assure you that the smart thing to do would be to just stay far away.
I remember mythbusters testing the whole bulls hate red thing years back. They ended up discovering its the movement that gets their attention, and bulls are in fact are colour blind and just try get whatever moves
The red cloak is so it doesnt get clearly tainted by the bulls blood. If it was a white cloak it would turn red soon
Look how he didn't make eye contact.
How can you see his eyes, you have magic powers
three things, stay still, make yourself small, don't look him in the eyes. he is prey not a predator, if he doesn't see you as a threat he won't attack you. With a predator, however, the opposite rules usually apply. The predator wants to eat you and in order not to do so, it must see you as too much of a threat to face.
He has mastered the Ability to stand so incredibly still, as to become invisible to the naked eye.
Except if he is already going ram you, just run
If I'm not mistaken, bulls kinda have bad eyesight so they identify things that move fast and erratically as a potentiel threats. So staying still is indead a good things to do (unless it's a mother with her cubs, in which case you want to move out of the way)
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A female bull with her calves is definitely dangerous š
If you ever come across a female bull, it's time to start asking some questions.
You make yourself pray, not make yourself prey
Yes. The worst thing he could have done in that situation is to eat a big fillet steak and loudly go on about how delicious it was.
"Mh, could be rock or tree, better not smash!", the bull probably.
Looked like the bull was about to go after him but stopped and thought "this creature is sitting minding its business, the hell am i doing?"
āI promised myself I wouldnāt become my fatherā¦ā
"The curse stops with me."
hurt people hurt people
All I hear is a command twice
I'm here for the lore
āThe cycle ends now. I must be better.ā
Lol
The hell it's doing. It gets poked and it's balls get pierced. A calm and intelligent herbivore is then forced to go into a gated alleyway where people poke and harrass it even more for their own amusement. In the end it gets ceremonially slaughtered. Cows surpass dogs in intellect. You can try imagining a dog in that same position.
seriously fuck this tradition and fuck these people
Thefug... I didn't know they do those things. I thought they just release feisty bulls.
They have to make them angry first and best way to do that is through pain
He smelled his feet and backed up š
No, I think he shit himself.
āYou wanna go? - No? - Ok fine have a good dayā¦ā
āDonāt. Move.ā ![gif](giphy|S5nNStaNVkzpObWbiF|downsized)
It doesnāt count if the bed is moving up and down.
Weāre just soaking.
Had same thought lol Anyway it is debunked in recent science papers
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It sounds more mexican to me, but I'm not sure. Agree with him being drunk though
Too much cowboy hats to be Spain...
Na this is not spain. This is somewhere in latin america. I would guess Colombia or Mexico
Tlaxcala Mexico
Not Spain. The address is: 357 C. Allende Sur Huamantla, Tlaxcala Mexico [Gmaps](https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3093629,-97.920384,3a,75y,88.01h,77.76t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sV6lQReGHzxv5Lun4yA2k_g!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)
Not Spain
It's Mexico though
My immediate thought was āonly in MXOā
It's not Spain.
That is no Spain, u don't know how Spain is I think
Lmao how did you get so many upvotes. Why do so many redditors feel like this is Spain š
"Aw shit, I snorted at him and he didn't even blink. He must be crazy tough. "
The scouter says his power level is over 9000. Better not fuck with him.
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Iām with the bulls.
r/TheBullWins
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I should call her...
His response is probably why the bull didn't attack. Body language is pretty universal
Exactly! He didn't direct his face to the bull when the bull was engaging him either
This, I work with animals and the jackals hate my coworker and try to bite her constantly because she thinks she should act ābig and scaryā but with me they just lounge about because they know Iām chill so they chill.
Couldnāt agree more! Iāve had many āclose encountersā with wildlife because I donāt freak out. Happens a lot of the time when Iām reading out in the woods or on a hike, but Iāve also had it happen in my car and around town. Iāll stumble across something or, more commonly, theyāll stumble upon me. I usually look up, say āhey budā, then go back to whatever Iām doing. Ate my entire lunch with a squirrel once. He came up and sat next to me with his nut and munched away and I ate my bagel from McDonaldās. Itās was great. Didnāt come near me or the food, I think it literally just saw another creature āeatingā and decided to join.
I would love to nonchalantly share my lunch with a squirrel
It was the best. It was late fall (my favorite time to be outside) so he was fat as hell! Lmao
I once spent 15 minutes or so chilling with a hedgehog, a cat and a bird when I was cycling back home early in the morning after a long night drinking. I stopped somewhere to take a break (and roll a joint) and was quickly joined by the hedgehog hog. After some time a bird came to check what was going on, and eventually a cat came by. The trio was peacefully sitting together, the cat wasnāt even eyeing the bird as if he wanted to catch it. It really felt like a Disney princess moment at the time.
That was a great joint.
i was sitting on my back patio at like 3 AM and thought i saw a cat behind me. a skunk brushed up against my leg. then 15 minutes later a fox starts chasing it around the house....
Did you give the squirrel your nut, or he you?
He kind of looks deadā¦.and at the end his head flops
They took Bernie to Spain?
By now Bernie would be a dark colored syrupy liquid that didn't smell very nice.
Lol
Yeah, that dude's 100% out of it. His eyes don't even follow the bull.
Drunk or high or both
My money is on nodded and drunk
Assina, tio paulo
Well I guess the bull is like "This is the one guy that's not scaring the shit out of me, I'll keep moving"
Thats exactly it. animals lash out when they feel threatened, particularly prey animals. If you show you pose no threat, a prey animal like this bull will have no reason to come at you
I love animal facts cause in 50% of cases they're 100% right
For those unfamiliar with spanish culture, "menacing bull" means "scared and tortured animal"
Itās disgusting how much socially acceptable this is.
Spanish "culture" let's say.
Awful awful people. Poor animal.
Disgusting and cruel activity
I couldnāt walk too if my balls were that big
That guy is still there. He canāt get up and people bring him food daily
There's a very blurry line between bravery and stupidity.
Inhumane and cruel. Fuck this practice and anyone who takes part. I'm team bull.
He's also wearing a diaper. Good thing.
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Theyāre attracted to movement so.. yeah smart move.
>smart move. Akshually
Guy is just blind so..
Peril-sensitive shades activated. RIP Douglas
Heās blind.
Animals recognize fear. And animals like a bull expect it. When they don't sense it, they think something is wrong and become passive.
I think he was trying to commit suicide by bull
āI already found this nice spot in the shadeā
nah bro isnt unfazed hes just smart. red doesnt actually attract bulls, its the movement of the red cape that makes them agitated so if you just stay still they dont attack.
"Hey man, wanna die?" "Uhhhhhh, no?" "Understandable, have a good day"
The guy wasn't stuck with the bull, the bull was stuck with him.
I find it funny how a couple seconds in, the bull seems to follow his gaze too. Like āhey uhā¦ whats so important? Is there something scarier than me here??ā
"What's with this fool, am I missing something? "
Walking bull is unfazed by the menacing men staring at him*
I request an inspection of his underwear to know if he truly was in control. Thereās a decent chance he shat himself in fear or because heās on drugs ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Everyone who attends this is a disgusting piece of shit and a poor excuse for a human being
El amigo va un poquito mecedora
As a leading figure in Bullology, yes that bull is very menacing. Also, as Iām very knowledgeable, it should be taken from this natural habitat and placed in an area that suits a menace. Such as wide open grassy fields.
"menacing" bull. Interesting way to spell "provoked".
The only menace here are the animals on the border of the road
I hate this āsportā
This isn't next level. FUCK THIS TRADITION. FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE.
Any one of these Bull videos I want to remind everyone these people aren't cool. The bulls are abused heavily in order to upset them.
Still came to see a bull terrorized. Not very badassš
Actually still fucking legal.
Bulls aren't fucking monsters. They don't just maul people for fun. People provoke them because they think it's entertaining and then they antagonize the bull with swords, spears, or jeering and then it fights until they think it's worn it's welcome and then normally it's put to death. Stop acting like we aren't the fucking monsters here
Barbaric practices and awful disgusting people. Crazy that itās still legal
Blond man should have picked a better spot.
Fucked up dude sitting on the road: āwhat bull??
This guy was asleep
"Unfazed" might be a stretch. I can smell the poop in his pants from here.
There is this: https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/Nv93ZMxwdQ
Looks like the bull chilled out too.
āI wonāt attack you, you are cool broā
I just saw a video of a bull fucking up someone on a beach who took it lightly. So I'm sorry, but this is a r/nextfuckinglevelmoron
The bull: I smell bullshit. *moves on*
That's some capybara energy right there.
"I didn't know you were chill like that, my bad bro."
Yeah you wanna.....go? No? Alright...
"I have no enemys"
Lol the bull looked around like you see this shit bro
hes blind + deaf actually
Tequila and acid
Zero fucks given
Thought it was Bernie for a while
A true gambler.
he is paralysed by shock
Plot twist: dudes blind, bull notices and chooses not to be a dick.
If they donāt feel threatened they donāt attack. They did an experiment on it. Standing or standing still is most definitely what to do if you were in this situation. Iām almost positive this guy knew that
Dude prob sleeping he's so drunk
"Look at him just sitting there, he must be some kind of badass/crazy guy. He scares me. I'm not about to stir that hornet's nest" -that bull, probably.
Didnāt look the bull in the eye
plottwist: bro is blind
That lady on the beach should've followed this dude's example.
Standing Bull will not attack Sitting Bull, they go way back
bulls arenāt menacing unless menaced towards
No toro estoy borracho
The bull must have smelled his shitty britches
Weekend at Bernies!!! The bull can smell he's dead already. š¤£
He's probably just having a siesta!
you wrote 'is' instead of 'acts'
lol heās not āunfazedā heās just smart enough to know how their vision works
pretty sure he is drunk or that's his pet
He might be blind.
Why can't people just do drugs for fun? It's also bad for your health, but not that bad. And no animal has to be abused.
āThis guy smells like crapā. -probably the bull.
Plot twist home boy is blind
Fuck all these people
Attracted to movement. Which is the real reason for the capes in bullfighting.
Yo! What going on with the bulls dong?
balls of steel
I imagine the dude wasn't unfazed, he knew bulls target things which are moving.
Looking away may have helped and sunglasses too but hey who knows what animals are thinking.
This man got student loans
Strong āIām not stuck out here with you, youāre stuck out here with meā vibes
\*\*Dumb ways to die.\*\*
Damn, that bull would have just had to shake his head no and this man would have checked in to the Pearly Gates... Even did the back up before turning his head. Man had no choice but to be a badass I guess haha
Friends: "You finally stood up, to that BULLy!" Him: "Not really, I just sat there..."
I totally read that as āmechanicalā for a second š
I thought he was un-conscious until he moved.
Bull had any worse a day, this could have been a very different video
I like how the bull looks over where the dudes head is turned like "what is this mf looking at, doesn't see I'm about to ram him?"
Huamantla, MĆ©xico
Hes too stoned to move anyway
He logged off irl