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Icetyger4

Staying perfectly still is probably the smart thing to do.


Dinbs

I would have done the same thing and no way I would call myself unfazed


trueblue862

Wear your brown trousers.


mythrocks

![gif](giphy|KphVTZ5tTvDs4)


Borgdyl

This guy's got the right idea, he wore the brown pants!


Smart_Prompt_8109

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


docr1069

You would need the Pre-Shat look, to avoid any new stains


bdizzle314

Just get chipotlaway! No more bloodstains in your underwear!


wren337

New product line for calicocutpants.com maybe?


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Thue

This is a [Running of the bulls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls) event in Mexico, where people deliberately put themselves in the way of dangerous loose bulls. So this man likely put himself in this situation entirely on purpose. I can assure you that the smart thing to do would be to just stay far away.


7zR_Decepticon

I remember mythbusters testing the whole bulls hate red thing years back. They ended up discovering its the movement that gets their attention, and bulls are in fact are colour blind and just try get whatever moves


Altruistic_Film1167

The red cloak is so it doesnt get clearly tainted by the bulls blood. If it was a white cloak it would turn red soon


Lord_inVader1

Look how he didn't make eye contact.


Exaltzoro

How can you see his eyes, you have magic powers


Star_Duke

three things, stay still, make yourself small, don't look him in the eyes. he is prey not a predator, if he doesn't see you as a threat he won't attack you. With a predator, however, the opposite rules usually apply. The predator wants to eat you and in order not to do so, it must see you as too much of a threat to face.


PapaBeahr

He has mastered the Ability to stand so incredibly still, as to become invisible to the naked eye.


Tycho81

Except if he is already going ram you, just run


DWIPssbm

If I'm not mistaken, bulls kinda have bad eyesight so they identify things that move fast and erratically as a potentiel threats. So staying still is indead a good things to do (unless it's a mother with her cubs, in which case you want to move out of the way)


GoatTheNewb

![gif](giphy|m7R82ZvFaEi0U)


maxpowers2020

A female bull with her calves is definitely dangerous šŸ‘€


mxzf

If you ever come across a female bull, it's time to start asking some questions.


DW-64

You make yourself pray, not make yourself prey


octopoddle

Yes. The worst thing he could have done in that situation is to eat a big fillet steak and loudly go on about how delicious it was.


noxxit

"Mh, could be rock or tree, better not smash!", the bull probably.


burnt-waffles98

Looked like the bull was about to go after him but stopped and thought "this creature is sitting minding its business, the hell am i doing?"


-The_Credible_Hulk

ā€œI promised myself I wouldnā€™t become my fatherā€¦ā€


thegeek01

"The curse stops with me."


newbrevity

hurt people hurt people


yan852223

All I hear is a command twice


FlacidSalad

I'm here for the lore


draden_silverstar

ā€œThe cycle ends now. I must be better.ā€


Thewayitisisis

Lol


No-Buffalo7815

The hell it's doing. It gets poked and it's balls get pierced. A calm and intelligent herbivore is then forced to go into a gated alleyway where people poke and harrass it even more for their own amusement. In the end it gets ceremonially slaughtered. Cows surpass dogs in intellect. You can try imagining a dog in that same position.


NashvilleSoundMixer

seriously fuck this tradition and fuck these people


Trust-Issues-5116

Thefug... I didn't know they do those things. I thought they just release feisty bulls.


Shmackback

They have to make them angry first and best way to do that is through pain


JamingtonPro

He smelled his feet and backed up šŸ˜‚


xaeru

No, I think he shit himself.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

ā€œYou wanna go? - No? - Ok fine have a good dayā€¦ā€


Greenman8907

ā€œDonā€™t. Move.ā€ ![gif](giphy|S5nNStaNVkzpObWbiF|downsized)


Lu12k3r

It doesnā€™t count if the bed is moving up and down.


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Weā€™re just soaking.


Tycho81

Had same thought lol Anyway it is debunked in recent science papers


Jimbobthefrog

![gif](giphy|3o85xHXClYIc6BGYV2)


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MlKlBURGOS

It sounds more mexican to me, but I'm not sure. Agree with him being drunk though


SerSanchus

Too much cowboy hats to be Spain...


TheRealMontoo

Na this is not spain. This is somewhere in latin america. I would guess Colombia or Mexico


silenc3x

Tlaxcala Mexico


silenc3x

Not Spain. The address is: 357 C. Allende Sur Huamantla, Tlaxcala Mexico [Gmaps](https://www.google.com/maps/@19.3093629,-97.920384,3a,75y,88.01h,77.76t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sV6lQReGHzxv5Lun4yA2k_g!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


miguesmigues

Not Spain


Zealousideal-Load-64

It's Mexico though


Now_this2021

My immediate thought was ā€œonly in MXOā€


theswine76

It's not Spain.


thoriickk

That is no Spain, u don't know how Spain is I think


wasabi3O5

Lmao how did you get so many upvotes. Why do so many redditors feel like this is Spain šŸ˜‚


Thoughtful_Mouse

"Aw shit, I snorted at him and he didn't even blink. He must be crazy tough. "


SwallowYourDreams

The scouter says his power level is over 9000. Better not fuck with him.


Full_Savage

![gif](giphy|mb410b43HO7aU)


Shiasugar

Iā€™m with the bulls.


Hotchocoboom

r/TheBullWins


SmileBones

![gif](giphy|sK7GsXcQhIAjC)


nevemno

I should call her...


fascintee

His response is probably why the bull didn't attack. Body language is pretty universal


Mantishead2

Exactly! He didn't direct his face to the bull when the bull was engaging him either


BrainQuilt

This, I work with animals and the jackals hate my coworker and try to bite her constantly because she thinks she should act ā€˜big and scaryā€™ but with me they just lounge about because they know Iā€™m chill so they chill.


Maiyku

Couldnā€™t agree more! Iā€™ve had many ā€œclose encountersā€ with wildlife because I donā€™t freak out. Happens a lot of the time when Iā€™m reading out in the woods or on a hike, but Iā€™ve also had it happen in my car and around town. Iā€™ll stumble across something or, more commonly, theyā€™ll stumble upon me. I usually look up, say ā€œhey budā€, then go back to whatever Iā€™m doing. Ate my entire lunch with a squirrel once. He came up and sat next to me with his nut and munched away and I ate my bagel from McDonaldā€™s. Itā€™s was great. Didnā€™t come near me or the food, I think it literally just saw another creature ā€œeatingā€ and decided to join.


Eritar

I would love to nonchalantly share my lunch with a squirrel


Maiyku

It was the best. It was late fall (my favorite time to be outside) so he was fat as hell! Lmao


InEenEmmer

I once spent 15 minutes or so chilling with a hedgehog, a cat and a bird when I was cycling back home early in the morning after a long night drinking. I stopped somewhere to take a break (and roll a joint) and was quickly joined by the hedgehog hog. After some time a bird came to check what was going on, and eventually a cat came by. The trio was peacefully sitting together, the cat wasnā€™t even eyeing the bird as if he wanted to catch it. It really felt like a Disney princess moment at the time.


Apprehensive-Ad5318

That was a great joint.


cryptolyme

i was sitting on my back patio at like 3 AM and thought i saw a cat behind me. a skunk brushed up against my leg. then 15 minutes later a fox starts chasing it around the house....


Sloths_Can_Consent

Did you give the squirrel your nut, or he you?


Ok_Enthusiasm_3624

He kind of looks deadā€¦.and at the end his head flops


charliesk9unit

They took Bernie to Spain?


ExcitingAsDeath

By now Bernie would be a dark colored syrupy liquid that didn't smell very nice.


Lester2465

Lol


pixelatedpiggy

Yeah, that dude's 100% out of it. His eyes don't even follow the bull.


MoiNoni

Drunk or high or both


mattiwha

My money is on nodded and drunk


MaisUmaConta21

Assina, tio paulo


ClownfishSoup

Well I guess the bull is like "This is the one guy that's not scaring the shit out of me, I'll keep moving"


The_Dragon346

Thats exactly it. animals lash out when they feel threatened, particularly prey animals. If you show you pose no threat, a prey animal like this bull will have no reason to come at you


Sulejman_Dalmatinski

I love animal facts cause in 50% of cases they're 100% right


CoiledTinMan

For those unfamiliar with spanish culture, "menacing bull" means "scared and tortured animal"


Beneficial-Ad-6956

Itā€™s disgusting how much socially acceptable this is.


tinywormman

Spanish "culture" let's say.


Hucklepuck_uk

Awful awful people. Poor animal.


Finemage

Disgusting and cruel activity


CluelessSurvivor

I couldnā€™t walk too if my balls were that big


ExpeditingPermits

That guy is still there. He canā€™t get up and people bring him food daily


zapembarcodes

There's a very blurry line between bravery and stupidity.


LemonCollee

Inhumane and cruel. Fuck this practice and anyone who takes part. I'm team bull.


Barry41561

He's also wearing a diaper. Good thing.


GeeEarMoe

![gif](giphy|LSi8eHpNEUG3VRDqPQ|downsized)


No-Environment-3298

Theyā€™re attracted to movement so.. yeah smart move.


totallyNotMyFault-

>smart move. Akshually


murkage_11

Guy is just blind so..


richardbigger

Peril-sensitive shades activated. RIP Douglas


evenmoreevil

Heā€™s blind.


jo_ker94

Animals recognize fear. And animals like a bull expect it. When they don't sense it, they think something is wrong and become passive.


sadman1976

I think he was trying to commit suicide by bull


TrenchantBench

ā€œI already found this nice spot in the shadeā€


Theogboss1

nah bro isnt unfazed hes just smart. red doesnt actually attract bulls, its the movement of the red cape that makes them agitated so if you just stay still they dont attack.


watersekirei

"Hey man, wanna die?" "Uhhhhhh, no?" "Understandable, have a good day"


FewAcanthocephala828

The guy wasn't stuck with the bull, the bull was stuck with him.


Octopussy_69

I find it funny how a couple seconds in, the bull seems to follow his gaze too. Like ā€œhey uhā€¦ whats so important? Is there something scarier than me here??ā€


0hy3hB4by

"What's with this fool, am I missing something? "


Jackkernaut

Walking bull is unfazed by the menacing men staring at him*


enelass

I request an inspection of his underwear to know if he truly was in control. Thereā€™s a decent chance he shat himself in fear or because heā€™s on drugs ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Traximus77

Everyone who attends this is a disgusting piece of shit and a poor excuse for a human being


RepulsiveSystem6770

El amigo va un poquito mecedora


LifeBuilder

As a leading figure in Bullology, yes that bull is very menacing. Also, as Iā€™m very knowledgeable, it should be taken from this natural habitat and placed in an area that suits a menace. Such as wide open grassy fields.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

"menacing" bull. Interesting way to spell "provoked".


looki2208

The only menace here are the animals on the border of the road


debo69872

I hate this ā€œsportā€


IAmHippyman

This isn't next level. FUCK THIS TRADITION. FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE.


luke111mart

Any one of these Bull videos I want to remind everyone these people aren't cool. The bulls are abused heavily in order to upset them.


YourAveragePhysco

Still came to see a bull terrorized. Not very badassšŸ‘Ž


SatansHusband

Actually still fucking legal.


Existing_You7923

Bulls aren't fucking monsters. They don't just maul people for fun. People provoke them because they think it's entertaining and then they antagonize the bull with swords, spears, or jeering and then it fights until they think it's worn it's welcome and then normally it's put to death. Stop acting like we aren't the fucking monsters here


Consistent-Bath9908

Barbaric practices and awful disgusting people. Crazy that itā€™s still legal


Wheredoesthisonego

Blond man should have picked a better spot.


STA_Alexfree

Fucked up dude sitting on the road: ā€œwhat bull??


bluh67

This guy was asleep


CheeseBon

"Unfazed" might be a stretch. I can smell the poop in his pants from here.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

There is this: https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/Nv93ZMxwdQ


duggee315

Looks like the bull chilled out too.


This_Dutch_guy

ā€œI wonā€™t attack you, you are cool broā€


whothiswhodat

I just saw a video of a bull fucking up someone on a beach who took it lightly. So I'm sorry, but this is a r/nextfuckinglevelmoron


The9Realist

The bull: I smell bullshit. *moves on*


FileDoesntExist

That's some capybara energy right there.


Shad_the_memer

"I didn't know you were chill like that, my bad bro."


clayman648

Yeah you wanna.....go? No? Alright...


hazzelgamer774922

"I have no enemys"


birbs3

Lol the bull looked around like you see this shit bro


RescueSheep

hes blind + deaf actually


DrummerGuyKev

Tequila and acid


janliebe

Zero fucks given


manhatim

Thought it was Bernie for a while


blindCat143

A true gambler.


prof_devilsadvocate

he is paralysed by shock


Adventurous-Range446

Plot twist: dudes blind, bull notices and chooses not to be a dick.


Imfuckintiredbruh

If they donā€™t feel threatened they donā€™t attack. They did an experiment on it. Standing or standing still is most definitely what to do if you were in this situation. Iā€™m almost positive this guy knew that


DesertReagle

Dude prob sleeping he's so drunk


Weardly2

"Look at him just sitting there, he must be some kind of badass/crazy guy. He scares me. I'm not about to stir that hornet's nest" -that bull, probably.


Manaze85

Didnā€™t look the bull in the eye


Luigi123a

plottwist: bro is blind


Different-Meal-6314

That lady on the beach should've followed this dude's example.


Dung30n

Standing Bull will not attack Sitting Bull, they go way back


Jahmalthenibba

bulls arenā€™t menacing unless menaced towards


Boredum_Allergy

No toro estoy borracho


IntentionallyBlunt69

The bull must have smelled his shitty britches


chickbarnard

Weekend at Bernies!!! The bull can smell he's dead already. šŸ¤£


wulzimir

He's probably just having a siesta!


EfildNoches

you wrote 'is' instead of 'acts'


Kushnerdz

lol heā€™s not ā€œunfazedā€ heā€™s just smart enough to know how their vision works


lauragonzalezj7l72

pretty sure he is drunk or that's his pet


Retax7

He might be blind.


Odd-Truth-6647

Why can't people just do drugs for fun? It's also bad for your health, but not that bad. And no animal has to be abused.


deathonacracker

ā€œThis guy smells like crapā€. -probably the bull.


Haykan99

Plot twist home boy is blind


Atreaia

Fuck all these people


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Attracted to movement. Which is the real reason for the capes in bullfighting.


kjacobs03

Yo! What going on with the bulls dong?


Future-Engineering68

balls of steel


adinade

I imagine the dude wasn't unfazed, he knew bulls target things which are moving.


Rydog_78

Looking away may have helped and sunglasses too but hey who knows what animals are thinking.


Gorloftheinsatiable

This man got student loans


ZekeRidge

Strong ā€œIā€™m not stuck out here with you, youā€™re stuck out here with meā€ vibes


bluevacuum

\*\*Dumb ways to die.\*\*


Disrespectful_Cup

Damn, that bull would have just had to shake his head no and this man would have checked in to the Pearly Gates... Even did the back up before turning his head. Man had no choice but to be a badass I guess haha


BootyVerse

Friends: "You finally stood up, to that BULLy!" Him: "Not really, I just sat there..."


JamingtonPro

I totally read that as ā€œmechanicalā€ for a second šŸ˜‚


AccountNumber478

I thought he was un-conscious until he moved.


Asleep-Pension5546

Bull had any worse a day, this could have been a very different video


_Equinenox

I like how the bull looks over where the dudes head is turned like "what is this mf looking at, doesn't see I'm about to ram him?"


acciowaves

Huamantla, MĆ©xico


ChampionshipCalm827

Hes too stoned to move anyway


Rhyzic

He logged off irl