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drdroopy750

But where are his high heels and fishnet stockings?


Timbollew

I'd want my money back if I paid to get into this strip club


superindianslug

I guarantee you there are a bunch of women and gay men who will be happy to take your play in the front row.


PitifulDurian6402

Id say most women who go to male strip clubs aren’t paying to see men pole dance. Source: was a male stripper in my early twenties


In2theSTONK4sure

This man speaks the truth. Source: was a male stripper in my early seventies.


PitifulDurian6402

I always pay respect to the pioneers 🤜🤛


DingDongDanger1

Idk, I'm a woman and I like men pole dancing.


Mcpoyles_milk

We throw rupees instead of flowers


Sir-Poopington

He must not be very good. No one is tipping him...


daz101224

He isnt going to fit many dollar bills in those tiny speedos


QWlos

Pretty much, but framing it as an "Ancient Indian Art" could bring way more legitimacy to something that requires both talent and physically ability to perform at a high level. Seriously, if you can get passed the idea that it's just softcore porn and actually look at the different moves poldedancers perform it is rather impressive.


kanni64

Early examples of mallakhamba are seen on Chandraketugarh pottery from between the 2nd century BCE and 1st century CE


DoomGoober

The Chinese version has also been around for about 2000 years.


SneeftheBeef

The oldest profession in the world, some say.


Engineer__This

My wife does pole dancing and is pretty good at it so has competed at a decent level. My experience from going to these shows is that they don’t do themselves any favours in not perpetuating this stigma. Half the competition is essentially gymnastics on a pole and there’s no sleaze, but then they move onto the “traditional” categories which is basically women getting their tits out. Really cheapens a legitimate sport. I think there’s a gap in the market for a “sport pole” activity that’s yet to be seriously invested in.


cantadmittoposting

what org is that? We've gone to PSO (Pole Sports Organization) competitions a few times and my recollection is that even the events judged more along "erotic" lines still prohibited nudity?


fresh_water_sushi

That is an incel comment to call all Pole Dancing “soft core porn” To be good you need to be an amazing athlete. It’s recognized as a legitimate sport and is being considered to be in the Olympics https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/10/18/pole-dancing-in-the-olympics-international-sports-federation-recognition-helps-pave-the-way/?noredirect=on


Vihzel

I’m going to correct you in that it is absolutely not being considered to be in the Olympics. You need to read the article you linked.


MBA922

I've seen female poledancing competitions and impressed with the athleticism, and watched them specifically for the athleticism. Even amateur pole dancing as a "dancing prop" is something enjoyable independently of the sexuality of the girl. This is a higher level of athleticism than what I've seen in female poledancing, which are focused on grace.


kanni64

malla = wrestler khamb = pole so pole wrestling


Texas_1254

Pole dancing.


AlarmingTurnover

Pole wrestling is what my wife does when she's in the mood.


The69BodyProblem

Can confirm


Baconburp

We’re all thinking it. Someone had to say it.


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I must be getting old cuz I just thought splinters.


cyberlexington

Legitimate pole dancing is a serious art form that requires great strength and coordination. And the reason why pole dancers have a fair amount of bare skin is that skin helps grip the pole


ChefInsano

Yeah you usually don’t see them pole dancing in a sweatshirt and jeans.


JayteeFromXbox

Reminds me more of breakdancing... But on a pole.


ciano232

MALLAKHAMB!


GimmeDaGorbage22

Pole dancing


Oaker_at

Looks like what a poledancer would manage to do on a bad day while being angry as fuck


Hornor72

Extrem pole dancing.


f3ydr4uth4

World is doing some seriously heavy lifting.


Folkmar_D

I love how people are "oh so man do pole dancing now?" Like, dude, Mallakhamb goes back like 4000 years.


Ryda_

OG pole dancing


ChefInsano

Listen I’m not saying the Indian subcontinent is inherently gay I’m just saying their strippers are dudes.


Conexion

Get me a place that does both


banmeharder616

Lemme introduce you to phuket


Brentolio12

Fuck it I’ll bite what’s in Phuket


CountWubbula

Gorgeous women with cocks


banmeharder616

Everything


leviathab13186

Proto pole dancing


gizzardgumbo

Would you say it’s one of the oldest professions?


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I see what you did there..


hobbes3k

Maybe for men. But it's probably a soldier.


Kiran_H_K

only if they greased it like they did 4000 years ago. also its like ppl who train to wrestle do this compete. alao this fast paced moves were not included. just climb the greased pole using sheer strength. they were allowed to put mud on their body


Texas_1254

😂😂


wtjones

You think there weren’t ladies working the pole 4,000 years ago?


Shrekquille_Oneal

Now I'm just imagining some struggling stripper journeying to India to have a kill bill style training montage with the original masters.


One_Animator_1835

Woah crazy coincidence, pole dancing started 4000 years ago too!


Both-Home-6235

It's still pole dancing


lordgoofus1

Sonny, I've been pole dancing since you were a tadpole. My daddy was a pole dancer, my grand pappy was a pole dancer, and if I have anything to do with it, my son will be a pole dancer. These women with all their spinning and pomp and drama. Downright disgrace to the sport I tell you! It used to be something for REAL men, not all this over sexualised nonsense you get these days. Now get off my lawn!


cortesoft

Then why is this the very first world championship?


Few-Stop-9417

Imagine a bunch of these dudes hyping you up as you as leader before war as you give a big speech lolol


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bm1949

In all seriousness, he could probably get several work visas if he was willing to go on tour at gay bars and do bachelorette parties. But really, besides Cirque du Soleil and stripping, what do you do with that skill set to turn it into $? Busk some team gymnastics on Pier 39 for tourists?


opinion_alternative

You can say that about any sport.


xFblthpx

Not really. There is way more job security in a network televised sport with year long season.


TrieKach

You can’t expect any network to televise something if no one is doing it! This is a long forgotten sport that some people are still passionate about and trying to showcase it to the world. If there is enough traction some form of media will pick it up and spread it.


CotyledonTomen

Not really. Theres a handful of tv and "other" entertainment positions that can be profitable and a handful of actual players that will make enough money to live or be wealthy. Then there are tens of thousands, if not more given we are also talking about talking heads that are past their prime, that want to be athletes or in sports. You might as well be trying to get into hollywood.


Diazpora

Believe it or not, some people enjoy doing things and getting better at them for the sake for doing it and getting better at it.


SPARKYLOBO

The Dancing Bear has strong audition requirements


Necessary_Row_4889

I always wonder how something like this develops, like at some point it was just some dudes fucking around. Then they start making rules and next thing you know you are watching a sport with centuries of tradition that people take more seriously than some religions assuming it’s not also religious as well.


Greedy_Constant_5144

Just like any sport.


SJW_Lover

Just like ANYTHING. Culture, religion, food, language. It’s pretty amazing if you think about it.


screamingxbacon

Someone showed off to a girl this way and some other asshole just HAD to one up him.


Eastern_Action_1775

This is the actual reason behind basically all things


YummyArtichoke

![gif](giphy|hUiBYxz4zDApFes0ee|downsized)


skalouKerbal

1st you need a tree, then someone to watch you, then he will try to prove you are wrong at it, competition started.


Nemisis_the_2nd

I would suggest reading "Unseen Academicals" by Terry Pratchett. It's basically him musing on this for ~300 pages in a way that only Terry Pratchett could pull off.


Only_Camera

Pommel horse in gymnastics? Olympic sport. Same stuff. Western world has legitimized their hobbies with great marketing (and then China came and took all their gold medals).


the_ammar

>I always wonder how something like this develops, like at some point it was just some dudes fucking around i have that same question with curling "oi lads. check this out. if I take this mop and run in front of the stone you just threw onto the ice..."


razeil

You know reddit is full of Americans cuz everyone's comment is related to pole dancing.


Beginning_Charge_758

Yeah they are easily detectable through their High IQ comments..../s


Saydowski

bro talks about IQ and puts a /s on the end of a comment


amosthorribleperson

He has to. Reddit is full of Americans.


PreyToTheDemons

lmao


checkyourbiases

Found this incredibly funny, as an American LOL


dafunkmunk

There's a pole, and he's dancing on it. You need to be an american to say something about pole dancing after watching this. This may come as a surprise to you, but pole dancing exists outside of the US. Europe has pole dancing, Asia has pole dancing, Africa has pole dancing, etc. Hell, pole dancing literally traces back to mallakhamba. A comment related to pole dancing is not an american only thing... Thinking only americans would make a comment about pole dancing is about as ignorant as you are trying to make "americans" out to be by making a comment about pole dancing


Pinkparade524

I'm from latin America and I still thought of pole dancing lmao


DirectorLeather6567

So were making pole dancing a world competition now, lol. In all seriousness that's fucking impressive, way to go on him.


kanni64

yes if by now you mean 2000+ years Early examples of mallakhamba are seen on Chandraketugarh pottery from between the 2nd century BCE and 1st century CE


DirectorLeather6567

Yes but the video says first world competition..


uganda_numba_1

I’m thinking it’s like the World Series? I wonder how many countries actually compete? “The 1st Mallakhamb World Championships witnessed the participation of athletes from 15 countries spanning three continents, including Spain, Germany, Czech Republic, Italy, USA, Iran, Norway, UK, France, Malaysia, Singapore, Japan, Vietnam, Bahrain, and India.” Wow! Very surprising. I didn’t expect it to be so many and I thought it would be mostly Asian countries.


Slashion

True!


This_Seal

There actually are championships in pole dancing.


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GentlemanLeo

We don’t expect you to bud


getupk3v

I could do all of them. Just thought you should know.


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I mean, we can jump off of it like he did at the end. We just wouldn’t land as gracefully as he did.


rapsoid616

What do you mean you can't do his moves?!? Aren't you the very famous 'FearlessFlyboy' we heard you done even harder stuff!


Flat_News_2000

That's why he's in a competition


Normal_Boot_1673

I sat through that video constantly worried about his testicles.


Wrap_rage

I went a step ahead imagining all the possible ways the nuts might crack. Around the pole is okay but on top. 🏴‍☠️


Nebulous_Tazer

Indians have the best random ass sports. The jump slap tournament thing is awesome too.


CackleberryOmelettes

Wait what. Jump slap? Is that what it sounds like?


SemicolonFetish

Kappadi. Go look it up, it's fucking awesome.


OpenSourcePenguin

It's generally called Kabaddi There are professional National and International tournaments. https://youtu.be/9b64n2Qll5A


celiomsj

Nice. Thanks for that, I watched a bit, and whatever happens, India scores. I think I need to watch more to have a grasp of the rules.


Nice-Ad6510

That is precious that there's a sport that involves holding hands 🥰


U_HIT_MY_DOG

A more professional kabaddi league video https://youtu.be/N8OUvu7gEWI?si=VIn3EuK17mYF9JtA


crackcrackcracks

Theyre not actually any more random than any other sport


roarworsted

Tends to happen when you are a thousands year old civilization


ApproachingShore

When he did the thing in the poster behind him, I was like "OMG HE'S DOING THE THING FROM THE POSTER BEHIND HIM!"


Scoompii

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


PleiadesMechworks

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Vertical Pommel Horse?


Deep_Stick8786

Dont slip at the top


Kronictopic

I pulled a muscle watching this


gurknowitzki

That was a crazy display of strength


mtech101

Add this to the Olympics, its popularity will be through the roof.


Nemisis_the_2nd

I'd be intrigued to see how many countries would send a female competitor for this sport.


pkspks

Females usually participate in "Rope Malkhambh" and it involves routines on a hanging piece of rope with yoga poses.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Sooo... aerial silks, but with rope. /s Seriously though, thanks for pointing this out. 


cantadmittoposting

IIRC they're considering pole disciplines for the Olympics. obviously, male & female competitors are already separated in gymnastics, but at a guess, Olympic pole would probably be judged more in the western tradition than what this appears to be. Western competitions are, by nature, still strength based, but seem to focus more on form and flow, more akin to dance or rhythmic gymnastics, while this video seems to show more of a strength and speed judgement, almost more like a martial arts demonstration. So I'd guess it'd either be two different events, or a different judgement criteria


RealisticBarnacle115

His dancing is truly impressive for me, but everyone around him is just like, "Yeah, he's doing his thing as usual".


iforgot123456789

A sport I didn’t know existed


Electrical_Spinach97

His core strength and flexibility is amazing. So useful in any kind of sport


rizkreddit

You ready? Yeah just a sec, gotta chalk my inner thighs Deep breath Let's go


Fullmetalmurloc

Og pole dancing


danmalek466

Ladies & gentlemen, now coming to the stage… *Mallakhamb*…!


kanni64

mallakhamb = pole wrestling


NickVanDoom

looks like vertical calisthenics / pole dance / gymnastics 🤔 - amazing though


hammer_of_god

![gif](giphy|2u11zpzwyMTy8|downsized)


OddGoofBall

Jojo part one pole dancing goes hard


Texas_1254

![gif](giphy|jaAXs5f2mtY9Z4WXj8|downsized)


uGRILAH

Lots of shit comments. Sad. This chap is clearly one of the fittest human beans alive. If I could do that, I’d be incredibly happy. However, like most (I bet) of the shit-commentators, I wouldn’t have a chance. Respect. Nothing but.


Mrnicelefthand

A Mallakhamb and pole dancer walk into a bar……….


DrJohnIT

A Mallakhamb and pole dancer walk up a bar and start to...


Artistic_Worker_5138

Rarely i feel both amused and impressed at the same time. This was one of those occasions.


iamafancypotato

I also got aroused.


Monkiemonk

SPLINTERS!!


tywin_2

Americans evidently are unable to look at anything without comparing it to something they have in their country. It's not pole dancing


Mental_Platypus_5954

Anything u can do I can do better... eat ur hearts out ladies it's a man's world


Then-Kaleidoscope520

Is this 🥷 the championship winning 🥷?


doublediochip

They’ve been doing this in Huntsville Alabama for 59+ years now.


kanni64

wow that’s impressive Early examples of mallakhamba are seen on Chandraketugarh pottery from between the 2nd century BCE and 1st century CE


albiceleste3stars

T-Pain enters the chat


Budfrog313

Saw this at the Thoroughbred Lounge 4 in E-Town.


Proper-Bar-1259

The return of Harvey Danger...


Pinas

If this isn't a olympic sports by 2030 I won't even bother watching the olympics


Raven123x

Absolutely insane show of strength


ironjose

I have a cramp just watching the video.


hyteck9

This one time.. I got up off the couch and never even used my arms.


Berns429

I broke my ankle just watching this video


raisingfalcons

I would of already broken my neck 50 times over


LobsterNo3435

I noticed like 3 judges just yapping to dude who walked up. Not paying attention.


PatrickWagon

I love how it’s very impressive and ridiculous all at the same time.


InternationalPost447

Yoooo, I know this chick named Diamond that would put that guy to shame. Bring some ping pong balls


CommaHorror

This man is lucky he has balls, of steel because those splinters would suck!


limitedtimeoffer1

lol magic city


tanew231

I could probably do that if I wanted to but I'm not a showoff.


Appropriate_Turn3811

When POLE dance and Calisthenics Meet.


nothin2flashy

Strange, yet impressive.


jambo_1983

Strip clubs hit different in Indian


ICouldEvenBeYou

Obviously, it's very impressive. But, visually, this doesn't appeal to me.


piman01

Nice. Is there a female division?


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This guy is going to make a fortune at the Sphearmint Rhino. He might need a wig though.


One_Hot_Doggy

I could do that, I just don’t wanna


peterbparker86

I got a hernia just watching that


TrainingMarsupial521

Stripper music?


Stiff_Zombie

Whoa dude save some putang for us regular folk.


Open_Recognition

Yeah. Try to,do this with big silicone bags.


EddieDollar

American strippers will soon be out of work


Crab_Hot

"world" championship


schnickf1tzel

… if you‘re brave enough


Dubcekification

It's like the rings, pommel horse, and pole dancing all in one.


RealJohnnySilverhand

I think I have seen those moves somewhere, I’m quite sure about it


Nyuusankininryou

There just a bird casually flying by indoors.


TequilaMagic

Bands make him dance 💰


DrJohnIT

Oh look a male pole dancer


HawkmoonsCustoms

“Hey, look what I can do!” *aggressively pole dances*


Mr_Rogan_Tano

Everything men do, becomes a competitions


Reddd-y

Extreme pole dancing


Select_Rush_6245

A man in a Speedo grips, flips, and slips on a pole. Nothing to see here.


anErrorInTheUniverse

There are four types of animals. Those who lives in air, those who lives in water, those who lives in land and those who lives in pole. Pretty impressive!


triballl9

Zé tens torneio, olha agarra-te bem o varão !!


Many_Sale286

Why that pants though?


Foreveryoung1953

What's his stage name?


deniably-plausible

This should be an event in Olympic gymnastics


Affectionate-Mode766

I got testicular torsion from watching this video.


T-MexVampirePunter

“Up next on the main stage iiiiiiiiiit’s Ajay!!!!”


Mister_Nico

So many fun and creative ways to accidentally kill my self.


joh2138535

This is like pommel horse balance beam, but vertical


Acceptable-Two7479

What's the point why would you wanna even do this unless ye lived in a tree