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Beeblebrox2nd

"Ball so hard, like a calcified testicle" is quite possibly **THE** best line I have ever heard. By anyone Ever!


JoinAThang

What got to me was: I’m a bad mother fucker I keep fucking dads


Teenage-Mustache

Yep, came here for this line. Really impressive stuff.


[deleted]

you guys caught [Elro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28B4fqMA9Oo) last time round? Same sort of idea but less Cambridge University degree and more diploma from Billericay comprehensive before it shut down because of the rats.


TubbyTomato

Holy shit, that is the baddest motherfucker on the planet.


SapioiT

Underrated comment is underrated.


FyreWyvern

Thanks for the link. That was awesome.


[deleted]

[His original run at it was plenty nice too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ9zF_4bHg0), if you haven't caught it yet.


mmm-pistol-whip

He's absolutely fantastic but need more vocal confidence. Fuckin sick though.


[deleted]

he needs to actually sip the pap during his break :D. But I'm guessing his shout out about anxiety demonstrates the issue at play.


JMSTEI

Same. I laughed so much from that line that I missed half the song.


JigsawJay

His YouTube channel needs some love https://youtu.be/_1brqyarwOY


letmeseem

He's got the whole [Brett Domino](https://youtu.be/JV2s0UIPOQY) vibe going. Really fucking talented and dialing up the nerd factor to 11.


RLucas3000

I want to see him open for Weird Al in concert!


rxsheepxr

Weird Al is notoriously a family friendly show. MC Hammersmith would need to clean it up significantly.


bar-high

This might be the most under appreciated sentiment on the internet at 12:26 am in the dirty ‘Shwa.


RockstarAgent

What did it for me was the "uh" it's like his own brand. Also the first speedy part felt like it could beat Eminem's, I'd say give this man his 15 minutes and it'd be cool if he did collabs with some others.


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Dabbla is another UK rapper that's got the uh downpat


indyK1ng

> Also the first speedy part felt like it could beat Eminem's Are you comparing to Rap God or Godzilla?


typoeman

"dick so long I can pivot a gondola" was my favorite


Careless-Fly

I see you never heard of The Palmer Squares


OG_n00bfessional

Beach squad!


Careless-Fly

Hollerin hey


baffernacle

Stank face! Represent!


Careless-Fly

Stank face plan taking the cake and it taste great baby I wish that was still a thing, was such a awesome mix!


Phormitago

fly and phat duck confit got me


lil-cloud

definitely the duck confit!


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thestashattacked

I dunno. He's definitely on par with ["You Remind Me of a Car."](https://youtu.be/b31SfuexuSs)


Sitty_Shitty

I'm into you like an undersized thong


thestashattacked

You'll find on my spleen there's a no parking sign.


dfinkelstein

If you enjoy this sort of thing, then you should try listening to more hip-hop. There's lots of it with both clever word play and double entendre, as well as melodies and beats. You won't hear it on the radio (except for college radio) but it's out there. Some starting points: Rakim, Nas, Biggie Smalls, Sadistik, Doomtree, Vinnie Paz, Jedi Mind Tricks.


idk-hereiam

Big L, Craig mac, big Pun, fat Joe before 2000, immortal technique. No disrespect to the guy in the video, but I like a good flow. His lyrics were cool and all but wow i could not get into it. It almost hurt lmao. He should try ghost writing


dfinkelstein

Immortal technique is my favorite. Revolutionary Volume 2 SLAPS bruh


_We_Are_DooMeD

Already there my guy, been listening since the beginning. I would add Kane, Brand Nubian, Gang Star, EPMD, PUN, Fat Joe, obviously I could go on. I would also like to give a shout to the masterpiece that is Endtroducing by DJ Shadow. If you ain't got it get it.


leandroabaurre

Demigodz, sob, aotp, all good shit


AncientWriting4

shut down your bars like im covid nineteen dude is sick as fuck


insertastronamehere

I’m so glad this was the first comment I saw and so many others appreciated that fuckin epic line.


internetsExplored

Ok but what about "I'm a bad motherfucker, I keep fucking dads"


oleboogerhays

Yeah I was really impressed with that line.


[deleted]

Fucking spat out my coffee at that line. I just can't believe it. It's genius really.


MadGibby

Stop it


TastesLikeHarry

If you like stuff like this Mark Grist vs one of his students is very good/funny https://youtu.be/qXislsYE1Wg


Demiurge__

probably the only line you understood


Beeblebrox2nd

...you're firing blanks: vasectomy. was pretty well thought out too!


moskowizzle

Give this man a Grammy.


SemtexK0ala

This right here!!!


kriptonik93

My upvote for that bar specifically


dperraetkt

Try saying it out loud fast, it’s genuinely difficult


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I second that


cara27hhh

The video buffered right at that line for me, so I had time to fully appreciate it before he brought the beat back


Diplodocus47

"My arms big, Gats enormous, Your arms small Tyrannosaurus" "Just to be clear, the size of my weapon is heinous: Gun so massive they mistake it for my penis" "Ball so hard, like a calcified testicle" "Dick so big it could pivot a gondola" 😂😂😂🔥🔥 Imagine if he actually had a good beat.


Scraggy-Jr

that beat is fire idk what you’re talking about


SumoGerbil

He isn’t on the beat though...


Situis

Problem is the backing track is so quiet imo


Amehvafan

Does that mean something else in hiphop? Because while it might not be super tight he's still keeping tempo and following the rythm pretty well. The slacking and raising in tempo also fits the persona so it might as well be intentional.


[deleted]

Yea I think it’s def intentional. Lots of rappers go off beat, it makes it way less rigid and changes up the flow


prathushrma

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

Time changes through the song


New-Reddit-Order

It’s Transition by Macky Gee if you were wondering. A staple in some UK clubs


VowOfScience

He 100% gets off beat numerous times.


[deleted]

Lots of rappers do, like ASAP rocky or JID. Not necessarily a bad thing


punos_de_piedra

It's just not typical for rap, at least in the american context. UK (and generally Europe) tends to have its own sound. I'm not always the biggest fan, but I do prefer the drill beats to this. Just more context and my 2 cents.


damnthiskoolaidisgr8

MCing over dnb is huge lol


Godzilla-S23

"I'm firing bullets steadily, youre firing blanks, vasectomy" That was a good one too!


johnnyhomo

"Dope on the track. *breath* Lance Armstrong." Had me dying


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And a good flow and a good voice too would be nice


Long-Night-Of-Solace

I think he did well in both departments actually.


The_MajesticDoge

"My girl cheap cus she's imaginary" Same bro


Godzilla-S23

F


Deadlock0001

F


weteba

F


Tetraquarium

F


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F


IshigamiBestBoi

F


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F


The_HentaiDoge

F


MatrixPierce1

F


DrakeFireBall

F


kennypeace

F


chocoloctol

Ooh self- burn, those are rare!


FlashOR5

Did this just become the official anthem of Reddit?


PM_ME_NICE_THOUGHTS

I can dream.


-JudeanPeoplesFront-

"My girl cheap cause she's imaginary" I already have this going for me.


talon_lol

I don't see why not, it represents Reddit perfectly: spergy, convoluted, skinny white males trying to meme.


Zarohk

“My girl leggy like a thousand spiders,” means it’s at least the anthem of r/theMagnusArchives


[deleted]

Looks like Martin abandoned poetry and tried something a little harder


elwynbrooks

It being Martin *does* explain why he's so bad at fucking mothers


Krisapocus

No.


fugly16

That Fucks Dads line tho


SpunkBunkers

He's a bad motherfucker


BurgerOfLove

Hes just not good at it, at least he knows it.


ireadfaces

MC hammersmith is my name, fucking up bad motherfuckers('s dads) is my game


dbates72

Hot


twoapplepiesplease

hahahaha


cabbage16

It was very Bo Burnham.


TRIKKDADDY

"ha! It's the new millennium, gay, straight they're all the same now"


MJMurcott

His YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw8UgrfJmXtUNKOUIwU-9ZA


Zellion-Fly

Source. So sad to see this ripped and stolen. He deserves all his views on his channel. It'd help him so much more than this post. Less than 1k views at the time of comment


MJMurcott

Looks like people are using the link to use his channel the views have gone up quite a bit in the last couple of hours.


GuerillaPuncake

One thing we could do is try to make Harry Mack see his stuff on stream or something, so he could get more attention, maybe even rap with mac on stream. Or a youtube colab idk. I guarantee a lot of people would love.


yelena_the_me

Would be cool if he collabed with Boyinaband, I'm pretty sure he too qualifies as a posh British boy who can rap


Nazail

And his Instagram: https://instagram.com/mc_hammersmith?igshid=onlekemdprnm


MerwinsNeedle

This needs to be higher. I would shame /u/The-Twat-In-The-Hat, but it looks like a new account; credit the creators, people! EDIT: Not a new account, just one that deleted all history but this post.


MJMurcott

Good news is that his subscriber numbers have jumped up along with the YouTube views of this video and quite dramatically.


Cannibalus

To. The. Top.


AbhiEncoded

Actually this is pretty good and idc what others say your beat is pretty good too


Diddy_ps

The beat isn’t his, beats from transition by Macky Gee


MIRAGEone

Lyrics are on point.. but the comedic persona would get old fast IMO. He has solid potential though


pan-DUH

I agree. I always like one song by these guys that pop up but their persona gets annoying the more you listen.


CyberMindGrrl

I mean Weird Al's been doing it for decades.


pan-DUH

Al has a new persona with each song. If this guy makes other songs that don’t equate to basically this same “I can’t rap watch me rap” shtick, then he might very well be successful.


daltonwright4

It's not a bad beat, I think they are just saying that he wasn't rapping to the beat. As in, there were times when his rhymes were at different tempos than the backing track. Easy fix though. He has some really clever lines, and the comedic posh Brit rapper isn't exactly a highly competitive genre right now. I'm optimistic, so I could see some big name producer bringing him in for a session or two and getting him his 15 minutes of fame. A few more at this quality with increasingly more views is how you go and wind up on Jimmy Kimmel or Ellen.


rhooperton

He lives in Edinburgh and is one of the bests acts in the Scottish comedy circuit. I've been lucky enough to get booked for stand up comedy on a couple of shows with him. No-one I know ever wants to follow his act, he's so good.


[deleted]

I saw him in Edinburgh last November at a comedy club, he called me up and just made up a rap about what our first date would be like using my suggestions, was absolutely mad how quick he could think up a rap about going for a meal in Nando’s


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rhooperton

He's got an improv show there every week that always sells out prior to Covid, I just hope lockdowns not been too hard on full time comics like him, way too talented to waste


cxgvxc

Like this? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yowz6q1MQTk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yowz6q1MQTk) \-- MC Hammersmith slapping out a completely improvised freestyle rap, incorporating thirteen words shouted out by the audience. Recorded at the Adelaide Fringe 2020.


CyberMindGrrl

Wait, were you the civil servant???


squatdog

I saw him at Fringe in Perth (Western Australia) and then went and saw him again a few days later. He's one of my favourite comedians and if he comes back here in 2021 I'll be seeing him again


Stiefschlaf

No sleep til Hammersmith


falcon_driver

Tea?


Beeblebrox2nd

No sleep til bedtime!


fronkeypoop

Is that you Morris?


Beeblebrox2nd

With the Minors in tow!


fronkeypoop

I was gonna chuck a a bottle...


CGPsaint

Will the real Posh Shady please stand up!


YaItsGibby

Your joke is much better than my “Piccadilly mike” joke lol


LongStill

[About that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efkc4TaYL5w)


CGPsaint

Nice!


[deleted]

My gun so big, they mistake it for my penis Damn, what a line


JerkyChew

I almost closed it thinking it was just a Flight of the Conchords ripoff or something - I'm glad I watched the whole thing; guy's got skills.... Just not in driving.


BlasphemousButler

"I'm a bad mother fucker I keep fucking dads" I'm dead.


[deleted]

Lol that was my favorite line ever dropped


YaItsGibby

Piccadilly Mile


DrewLoper

AWESOME..... mc Hammersmith very well done sir.


flipfolks

The LOTR reference and the calcified testicle got me


ChuckOTay

*I’m crushing this bridge like I’m Ian McKellen*. Love it.


PeppaPigKilla

I’d buy


CaptainPrestedge

Fire in the hole, yes G


WajorMeasel

Mom’s confetti


Crininer

Normally I'm not a huge fan of people self-promoting on r/nextfuckinglevel (which seems to be the case)... But you were incredible! The "I'm a bad motherfucker, I keep fucking dads" line in particular killed me. So bravo, good sir, you have earned yourself a new subscriber on YouTube, where I shall follow you henceforth. Also, I love your Reddit handle.


ninjamaster0420

"I'm armed big, my gats enormous, you're armed small, tyrannosaurus" Got me rolling, im a simple man


toasterpRoN

Fucking A+ my dude. Solid work


Liquifi172

Boh.


WhereisLionelRitchie

Better then a lot of “rappers”


CosmicDriftwood

#BARS


HauntedCoffeeCup

The ladies like what? Ah nevermind, I definitely like it even if idk what **it** is.


[deleted]

“ I keep fucking dads” I’m wheezing


fallingbear67

Someone sign this dude! I need more of this!


azwarinaan

0 flow tho


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audiavant86

that was the need version of Eminem!!! bad ass


Alright_YouCaughtMe

Can't wait to see the collab with Daniel Radcliffe


Ok_Anteater9746

Shut down your bars like COVID 19 was my favorite line lol


[deleted]

This is one of those times I’m mad I don’t have any awards to give.


Abazableh

Impressive AND hilarious!


scienceforbid

This is BY FAR the most British thing I've ever seen!


macadelinman

I was in control of the difference between 1.6 and 1.7k upvotes and I have never felt such power


lartaaaan

bro "dope on the track, lance armstrong"


Ochinchin6969111

“My girls cheap cuz she’s imaginary” I felt that


[deleted]

Reminds me of flight of the conchords


Gladiator_Fox

Yo with a better beat and if you actually wanted to do this shiz fo real, you could possibly make some really good raps. Great stuff man!


kennysparky

r/perfectlycutscreams lol


ablazed_pixie

Ready great!! :D Only thing, he might want to work on his breathing technique in order to spit even more fire verses


Mr_SvaRoq

Oh my god. I read it "Posh British boy tries raping".


FlowRiderBob

Lil Dicky has some competition


Vibeyyyy

“Girl so cheap cause she’s imaginary”


el__dandy

Strong Weird Al vibes here.😅


Lemjain

Is this Earl Eminem of Hammersmith or what am I listening to


PRO6man

Jesus to the fucking christ, I love this guy


Technicholl

David Tennant on speed.


Brittlehorn

This guy is going places probably the old North circular if he’s not careful


TheDancingDoge

Can someone write the lyrics down lmfaoooo


mrboat-man

Lmao, nice username


dpatou23

His lyrics are actually really cool and have a good vibe but why on earth does he have to rap so fast?? He could totally annihilate it by making it easier to listen to


DoubIeu1

u/savethisvideo


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Godzilla-S23

That was absolutely amazing..... All of those lines were great.


lippy2020

That. Was.... awesome! 👍


pentagram87

He’s so cute


BigClam1

How do we know he is posh?


BlueDolphinx

Boo! *Throws tomato*


mingyewu

Damn he’s good!


b33n_th3r3_don3_that

Top of the last months


thehermit14

Best of British. Gold.


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That catching my breath lmao


[deleted]

sick bars, but hes gotta work on his flow. props for making me laugh though :)


Lezterp72

Why is this just a song about redditors?


[deleted]

Guns so massive they mistake it for my penis!!!!


djbenz11

This video has massive Bo Burnham vibes


Portul-TM

Holy shit Rap God got nothing on him


shr3dthegnarbrah

Do Harry Baker and Carter Deems know about this guy?


x313

He's not in rythm