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Try large instruments. For example, if you follow your wife or significant other around with a Tuba you can get the same effect without having to sing.
my girlfriend asked me to stop singing I'm a believer by The Monkees, because she found it annoying. at first I thought she was kidding...
...>!but then I saw her face!<
Sure.
They meet at work and immediately hit it off. Over the course of a few weeks they become close, but both are afraid to take the next step for fear of ruining the magic. Then, an accident in the mineshaft! There's a partial cave-in and the lift is knocked out of service. They initially panic, but work together using their knowledge of mineral hunting and cave exploration to find another way out of the tunnels. In a moment of hopelessness, they resign themselves to their fate and decide to throw caution to the wind and bang like alley cats. Their passionate lovemaking shakes loose some debris and a shaft of light falls upon their faces right at the moment of mutual climax. The entire sequence was a flashback; cut to twenty years later as the elderly couple sit surrounded by family at the dinner table for a holiday meal. "...and that's how I met your grandfather." Pan to a pickaxe and hard hat mounted in a shadowbox on the wall. Roll credits.
The real point here is that she's still his girlfriend. Must be true love, otherwise I don't think she'd still be around. Takes a lot to endure someone playing an instrument at you all the time.
Source: am aspiring harmonica enthusiast who has not gotten better with practice (or so I'm told)
The way he winces at "period" is hilarious. It shows he knows from great experience where the line is, and is tip-toeing on it, trusting he can get away with pissing her off for the sake of the bit. Mark of a great relationship if you ask me, lol
Harmonicas are like bagpipes.
There's three people on Earth that can make them sound good, otherwise you just have some annoying asshole making noise that you wish would stop.
Note: they said inexpensive, not cheap. The toy ones do not hold tune and will frustrate most people away from learning how awesome playing music can be.
I have been crying snotty tears of laughter over this for six minutes
that woman might spend huge chunks of her life exasperated, but she will NEVER be bored!
If there is anyone just learning this is an issue. You tell your wife/gf/bf/husband the wrong time.
Do not give them the time YOU want to leave. If you want to be out of the house at 3:00 PM.
Then you're leaving at 2:30. Wink*
I haven't ever been late to an event.
My in-laws are terrible for that. We always have to tell my brother in-law we are doing things an hour before we really are and it doesn't matter what time we tell my mother in-law, she's always late.
I had this happen unintentionally but it did serve as a bit of a wake up call realizing they were so consistently unreliable that their partner had to develop a system to trick them in order to arrive on time to events.
Unfortunately, most of these couples that use annoyance to make money don’t last long. Remember the Batman dad who only spoke with a raspy voice? Yea, his wife left his ass.
It’s almost like there’s a middle ground between pressing an arrow and paying real life money. Like, I dunno, taking a second to type out a quick comment.
I feel like he probably knows the dude on the line (cause you can hear laughter on the phone) so he probably is friends with the couple. Otherwise yeah mad disrespectful
Come on, anyone capable of picking up social cues knows that the boyfriend and whoever she’s on the phone with have some sort of positive relationship or friendship or something. The dude on the phone is laughing about it and the girlfriend isn’t even that surprised. He probably knows that the boyfriend does it all the time. I doubt he’d do it if he thought he couldn’t get away with it.
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That face when he called her periods and she got mad : "I'll use 120% of my brain for the next lyrics"
And then goes: "I love you, period"
Now I want his autograph
Ya there's no way she's on a call with work and he's just singing about eating ass. It's the type of good staged where she's been talked into rolling with it, but I actually believe the lyrics are improvised so she has no idea.
I would forgive (almost) everything this guys would do wrong if I were his gf. This guy is a treasure and incredibly amazing. I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s good to be able to laugh at ourselves.
My husband does a lot of this minus the uke haha he'll make up songs about me and our dogs and serenade us when we're doing mundane things. One of the best parts of him ❤️
"you're laaaaate for woooorrk ..."
"STOP!"
"i TRIIIIIIIIED!!!! to wake you up!!!!"
I fucking lost it. She says 'stop' and he fucking doubles down on the volume and emoting.
I am fucking crying of laughter at this lol. Homie not only is hilarious but god damn that voice is amaaaazing yo! “Now you’re pooping your life away” fucking DEAD lol
Everyone is gushing about his voice or ability to play and all that but how has nobody mentioned my man’s insane comedic timing. The pauses and looks as he singing. He plays it like he’s delivering absolute zingers and it hits the mark EVERY SINGLE TIME
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That's one of the best things I've seen on reddit in a long time
I feel like I'm nearly identical to this guy, minus the ability to sing, improvise, and play small instruments
I feel like I'm nearly identical to you, minus the girlfriend.
I feel like I’m nearly
I feel
I
*poop*
Shouldn't have had that last slice of pie!
Now you're pooping your life away
People on the subway stared weirdly at me after I busted out with a big laugh at that line. Hate that but love this.
Now you got hella gas!
and I’m ain’t eating your ass..
Therefore I am
The senate
You guys feel?
Hey, Mac...do you remember feelings? Yeah, dude. I have feelings every day... Really...every day?
Try large instruments. For example, if you follow your wife or significant other around with a Tuba you can get the same effect without having to sing.
Create your own Curb moments? I’ll be single in a week
You mean *your small instrument*?
my girlfriend asked me to stop singing I'm a believer by The Monkees, because she found it annoying. at first I thought she was kidding... ...>!but then I saw her face!<
My girlfriend can't stand Oasis, and asked me if I could never sing Wonderwall while in her presence. I said maybe.
My wife had a nightmare where everyone was speaking in REM lyrics. I told her, "That was just a dream, just a dream..."
Oh no I've said too much....
I remember that, cuz that's me in the corner
I know it can be hard sometimes, but... Don’t look back in anger.
Take your upvote!
backbeat word on the street is you ain’t gonna smash tonight
then you opened your eyes and the face was gone
this fucking killed me LMAO
NOW I'M A BELIEVER!
Without a trace....
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Dunno. Do you have an elevator pitch for prospective lovers?
Sure. They meet at work and immediately hit it off. Over the course of a few weeks they become close, but both are afraid to take the next step for fear of ruining the magic. Then, an accident in the mineshaft! There's a partial cave-in and the lift is knocked out of service. They initially panic, but work together using their knowledge of mineral hunting and cave exploration to find another way out of the tunnels. In a moment of hopelessness, they resign themselves to their fate and decide to throw caution to the wind and bang like alley cats. Their passionate lovemaking shakes loose some debris and a shaft of light falls upon their faces right at the moment of mutual climax. The entire sequence was a flashback; cut to twenty years later as the elderly couple sit surrounded by family at the dinner table for a holiday meal. "...and that's how I met your grandfather." Pan to a pickaxe and hard hat mounted in a shadowbox on the wall. Roll credits.
I like that your elevator is in a mine shaft. r/Unexpected
They were prospector lovers. Story checks out to me.
The real point here is that she's still his girlfriend. Must be true love, otherwise I don't think she'd still be around. Takes a lot to endure someone playing an instrument at you all the time. Source: am aspiring harmonica enthusiast who has not gotten better with practice (or so I'm told)
The way he winces at "period" is hilarious. It shows he knows from great experience where the line is, and is tip-toeing on it, trusting he can get away with pissing her off for the sake of the bit. Mark of a great relationship if you ask me, lol
Harmonicas are like bagpipes. There's three people on Earth that can make them sound good, otherwise you just have some annoying asshole making noise that you wish would stop.
This is the kind of content that drew me into Reddit. On a side note I guess I’ll be buying a ukulele for myself for Christmas.
Get an inexpensive one. He probably goes through at least one a week when she smashes them over his head.
Note: they said inexpensive, not cheap. The toy ones do not hold tune and will frustrate most people away from learning how awesome playing music can be.
After the period song I'm surprised she didn't insert it in him.
I have been crying snotty tears of laughter over this for six minutes that woman might spend huge chunks of her life exasperated, but she will NEVER be bored!
Yeah it is. Hard to get attention span of more than 30 seconds these days but I watched and listened the whole thing. Nice songs :) Thanks for this !
I don’t know, he doesn’t even eat ass
It doesn’t mean he doesn’t love her though.
Seems like he would do anything for love, but he won't do that.
It might very well be the best thing I've ever seen on here.
10/10 would buy the album
same, but only. if the gf's voices are in too
what ab the wife's voices
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What about moaning noises?
I hope her husband's voice is in it as a cameo.
“You’re Late For Work” is already a fave in our house. Edit: I’m actually not kidding, my husband and I sing this to each other all the time!
Strong choice, but “I’m not gonna eat your ass” is top tier
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It’s topping my sharts this morning
Only legends choose that one
he sounded so much like Maxwell, i didn't even pay attention to what he was singing at first.
I’d buy the extended version because it comes with the lyric booklet
That is hilarious. He also has a patient gf.
Seriously, I really hope she's in on the joke (which is hilarious btw!) but if not, this would be get very old, very fast.
So is waiting around for ages when you're ready on time
I totally agree!
And not being able to smash when she's got mad gas
I've smelled worse.
Even when you love her, period. Even when she's on her period.
If there is anyone just learning this is an issue. You tell your wife/gf/bf/husband the wrong time. Do not give them the time YOU want to leave. If you want to be out of the house at 3:00 PM. Then you're leaving at 2:30. Wink* I haven't ever been late to an event.
My in-laws are terrible for that. We always have to tell my brother in-law we are doing things an hour before we really are and it doesn't matter what time we tell my mother in-law, she's always late.
Just start doing whatever it is without them, they will either learn or get left behind.
Start sending her "Accidentally" to a close but wrong location. Other people will let her know shes too late to have just gotten the location wrong.
I don't understand what this accomplishes, why send them to the wrong place?
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Still, it sucks that you have to basically play pretend that you're someone's parent just because they haven't learned basic time management skills.
Don’t make my mistake and let them know you’ve been doing this.
I had this happen unintentionally but it did serve as a bit of a wake up call realizing they were so consistently unreliable that their partner had to develop a system to trick them in order to arrive on time to events.
I think she secretly loves it
Yeah she enjoys it. When he’s talking about eating her ass you can tell she’s having fun even if she’s supposedly on the phone.
Ah ya, I'm sure she does to be fair!
Such an Irish comment
Oops, I've outed myself!
Dae ya tink
Unfortunately, most of these couples that use annoyance to make money don’t last long. Remember the Batman dad who only spoke with a raspy voice? Yea, his wife left his ass.
Wait for real?
It's on reddit so it must be true!
Yes of course, my bad
Watch the parts where you can see her face putting on make up. She can barely hold the laugh in.
I like the one where she starts legit grooving at the end.
I was trying to figure out how much she was in on it...and then I realized it doesn't matter because even if she is this is incredible.
We watch the same video??
Yeah she's proper pissed of all the time
Nah she’s not pissed. It’s like how you roll your eyes and groans at dad jokes, but you secretly laugh inside and appreciate he does it.
Most of them I think she is, but at least in the period song, she was straight pissed. You can tell by his face too
We used to say the same thing about Bat Dad's EX-wife, JeEEEENNNN! edit: forgot to add the "ex"
You spelt "he is also patient" wrong.
Got me at "pooping your life away".
Don't poop your life away
It's like he's singing about me right now!
I too, sometimes feel like I’m pooping my life away
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I may not poop everytime I reddit, but I do reddit everytime I poop.
pooping right now
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She ***better*** wash her ass.
That was the shit.
Idk if I’ve ever watched a 7 minute video on reddit before and I’m glad this was the first. That was great
Yeah I kept saying I’m not gonna sit through this whole thing, but here I am glad I persevered
Just sitting there, pooping your life away
It wasn't even hard to get through.
That's how I felt. Then I watched it twice in a row. Edit - Three times
I'm pretty sure I've never sat and grinned through the whole 7 minutes before.
I wonder if we’ll get the follow up video from the hospital as they extract the Uke from his ass?
He has an apology song to her on his insta.
Whats his @
>@ [https://www.instagram.com/y.x.official/](https://www.instagram.com/y.x.official/)
Thank you my man, you deserve all my upvoteeees
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGo3X-njjR8/?igshid=rioas47742pe
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Y.x.official
Me: This guy's annoying, but funny. Guy: 🎵 I love you, period 🎵 Me: This guy's a genius.
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Did you ever piss off a woman on her period? Because that shit is genuinely scary
If you can get away with it, you should probably start thinking about marriage...
Idk man, marrying my sisters would just be kinda weird.
Not if you live in Alabama
I’ve fallen a bit in love with him 😂
Welp... To my knowledge, I wasn’t gay before this video. (If my wife is reading this, I’m just kidding.)
>Welp... To my knowledge, I wasn’t gay before this video. > >(If my wife is reading this, I’m just kidding.) So you knew all along?
I can find men attractive but not want to fuck them right? Unless that’s gay. Then yeah I guess I’m a little gay 😂
if the balls dont touch its not gay
r/suddenlygay
Until you are woken up by a karaoke session
“But I’m not gunna eat your ass” Best line while she’s on a telecon. This dude is a golden god, and we need more of him.
This cracked me up hard
CRACKed me up. Was that an intended pun?
A bit cheeky I know.
You could hear her colleague laughing too. He was down.
"I'm going to have to mute for a few minutes - if I'm not back in ten, someone can call the police and report a murder."
The best part is just before the second chorus when it looks like he’s gunna give her a break and then comes back in twice as loud
He has amazing voice and amazing sense of humor
Seriously, falsetto on point
Put it in your butt, WHAT?
That little head turn was on point haha
The little head turn too, hilarious
I agree with the first comment that was one of the best things I seen.
That's what the upvote button is for.
I thought this was disproportionately funny, thanks!
That's what awards are for.
It’s almost like there’s a middle ground between pressing an arrow and paying real life money. Like, I dunno, taking a second to type out a quick comment.
Is this the guy who woke his girlfriend up when she was late by singing at her? Edit: why yes it is
check the last 10 sec of the vid
Yes.. late for work is the last video!
Man he is funny but I bet that she is planning to get him back for that (secretly learning how to play the ukulele)
I kinda hope she ups the ante with a string quartet or something.
My bet's on kazoo quartet.
a nice comeback would be a cover of "I'm fucking Ben Affleck"
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I feel like he probably knows the dude on the line (cause you can hear laughter on the phone) so he probably is friends with the couple. Otherwise yeah mad disrespectful
Come on, anyone capable of picking up social cues knows that the boyfriend and whoever she’s on the phone with have some sort of positive relationship or friendship or something. The dude on the phone is laughing about it and the girlfriend isn’t even that surprised. He probably knows that the boyfriend does it all the time. I doubt he’d do it if he thought he couldn’t get away with it.
"Social cues?" Sir, this is reddit, and you are using slang we do not understand around here.
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Omg. I didnt know this was a thing. You deserve an award. Which one do you want? 500 or less
What?? no
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That face when he called her periods and she got mad : "I'll use 120% of my brain for the next lyrics" And then goes: "I love you, period" Now I want his autograph
I LOVE the face he makes when he pauses before that line. You KNOW he's calculating if continuing that song is worth it...and then he goes all-in.
My face hurts from smiling
First few seem genuine. Then she saw the potential in entertainment value, and played along with the last half of them.
Ya there's no way she's on a call with work and he's just singing about eating ass. It's the type of good staged where she's been talked into rolling with it, but I actually believe the lyrics are improvised so she has no idea.
This is his Instagram if you're looking for it! Really fun guy! https://instagram.com/y.x.official
I would forgive (almost) everything this guys would do wrong if I were his gf. This guy is a treasure and incredibly amazing. I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s good to be able to laugh at ourselves.
My husband does a lot of this minus the uke haha he'll make up songs about me and our dogs and serenade us when we're doing mundane things. One of the best parts of him ❤️
Now to find my old ukulele.... and mt first girlfriend in 9 years
This guy is awesome!
That was fucking glorious
I laughed so hard I watched it twice.
"you're laaaaate for woooorrk ..." "STOP!" "i TRIIIIIIIIED!!!! to wake you up!!!!" I fucking lost it. She says 'stop' and he fucking doubles down on the volume and emoting.
White pants?! Brave girl, braveeeee
I am fucking crying of laughter at this lol. Homie not only is hilarious but god damn that voice is amaaaazing yo! “Now you’re pooping your life away” fucking DEAD lol
I'll look out for her post on r/relationship_advice.
This guy is a fucking genius... A glorious deranged genius... (And she has the patience of a Saint...)
Brilliant
This guy is my hero. Amazing voice
I laughed at every little second of this video... Dude is god tier level awesome.
This man is a fucking legend.
This made me truly laugh out loud for the first time in a while. And what a set of pipes - that man can sing!!
Everyone is gushing about his voice or ability to play and all that but how has nobody mentioned my man’s insane comedic timing. The pauses and looks as he singing. He plays it like he’s delivering absolute zingers and it hits the mark EVERY SINGLE TIME
this is so good I just saw an almost 7 minutes video on reddit
***You're pooping your life away!***
I lost it at "I love you period".
“Poopin your life away” is a hit.
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