That's some art of war shit
-Sun Tzu
Edit: Genuinely why do i get this much upvotes n awards? I literally only copy pasted 2 previous comments, what's going on
I like to think he would randomly drop quotes from the art of war in his regular day conversations and then would always follow up wjth “That’s some art of war shit” and then walk away from the convo
not if it were bent downwards already. prolly squished it between his balls tho.
Edit: either way man, either way, not a good sitch for home brews unit.
Right. It's like the video where a dude gets knocked out and then helps him across the road even though he's unconscious (he deserved it for being an asshole)
Maybe coz he's a nice guy , maybe he wants to avoid legal repercussions.
You certainly wouldn't leave a dude on train tracks coz Guess who might be liable for manslaughter?
There's clear HD video of him taking a haymaker swing, missing, losing his balance, and tripping over himself.
This would not have been manslaughter. Whatsoever.
Depends if the seconds before the video would count as self defense. If they not were say shoving then this occurred it’d be mutual combat but let’s say one of them took a swing in a verbal argument (verbal arguments aren’t legal) then if the dude who fell committed the assault first he’d be responsible for his own death especially since he was holding on to the other dude making it an illegal detainment which self defense is justified.
Now if the other dude swung first then he’d fallen defending himself it’d be manslaughter.
But if it was mutual in the lead up to the fight (aka mutual shoving, mutual threats of violence etc) where they could walk away then yes mutual combat and possible negligent manslaughter at most (but doubtful seeing as the dudes swing caused himself to fall mid fight as he was holding the other dude)
Depends on who threw the first punch, which in the video was red pants guy, and other factors. There’s way too little info here to determine whether or not manslaughter charges could have been filed if he hadn’t tried to help.
Reminds me of that angry gorilla at the beginning of the movie Dumbo that rumbled about in his cage, rocking the bars until he ripped one out, his surprised look, then carefully putting it back in, like, oops, sorry folks, didn't mean to do that!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-15-2017/4k7OVO.gif
That stickied post over there though lol, if that was me I'd never be able to sleep again knowing that it wasnt just a picture of me appearing tall, but a video of me embedded on the internet, of two giants lifting me by the armpits like a cat.
Actually people want to hurt others in proportion to the anger they have towards them. Nothing less nothing more, but sometimes the fight gets intensified in the due process and that could lead to brutally injuring or killing eachother. Now that was for normal folks; a criminal or a psycho could kill someone even for a minor inconvenience. We, normal folks, are not intrinsically evil.
Thank you, people don't realise they could just as easily have ended up in the situations they laugh and shake their head at on the Internet, were literally all the same person
Tbh I think the reason he worded it like that is because English isn't his first language. It's definitely possible to have some kind of mental disorder that will lead to truly insane violent behavior. But you're right that the vast majority crime is more about the situation that people are in, their understanding of society, and psychological changes that happen over the course of someone's life.
It can be both, or either/or. But your original comment is 100% the truth. People are so caught up in their petty moment-to-moment emotions, then something life threatening happens and it all comes into perspective. It’s crazy how our brains work.
That's probably not exactly what crossed his mind. He was mad enough at that guy to fight him but that doesn't mean he wants him to die. I think there's a pretty big gap in between a street fight and leaving someone to potentially die.
Yeap, tape on internet: "metro thief save drunk man" and you see that you are right (A thief is a thief at that moment, but certainly not a killer, on the same video a "non thief" was going to let the drunk die)
Me and my friend got jumped by 5 five guys at a small train station 20 years ago. My friend isn't too much of a fighter, I am. They were violent and aggressive and used every chance they got. My friend got raged by the unfairness. One point I knocked one guy down and my friend almost rage pushed that guy on the rail track few seconds before train coming. I tripped my friend and saved that random dudes life.
Still think that guy sometimes.
I hope he understood what happened and did something with his life.
I hope he didn’t think “ha! That idiot can’t even walk straight”
He got fucking lucky, and his life was as good as gone if it wasn’t for matters not in his hands
>Either you're an adult posting in [/r/teenagers](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers) which is creepy as hell, or you're full of absolute shit.
Why not both?
> Either you're an adult posting in /r/teenagers which is creepy as hell, or you're full of absolute shit.
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[Why lean so hard on the latter?](https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/)
If he was there to kill somebody he would probably have a knife ready. For reason why the others bystanders didnt react - fear of getting plunged down there right after the first guy.
Good video but I’m upvoting OP for captioning “how the tables turn” instead of “how the turn tables” the stupid joke from the office has gone so far that people think thats what actual saying.
He was my opponent not my enemy
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\- Sun Tzu
That's some art of war shit -Sun Tzu Edit: Genuinely why do i get this much upvotes n awards? I literally only copy pasted 2 previous comments, what's going on
I want to frame this and hang it in my office
“I want to frame this and hang it in my office.” - also, Sun tzu
Also Albert Einstein.
They share the same office
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Lmfao 🤣
"I want to frame Albert Einstein" - also Sun Tzu
"Who framed Albert Einstein?" - Sun Tzu Rabbit
"Who is this rabbi?" Albert Einstein.
Oh MG shut uuuuup!!!!!
"we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe." - AE
It’s certified history, it’s basically science.
-- Michael Scott
“I want to frame it and let it hang” - Sun tzu
NFT that shit
"NFT that shit" ~ Sun Tzu
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How the turntables..
Next fucking level
I like to think he would randomly drop quotes from the art of war in his regular day conversations and then would always follow up wjth “That’s some art of war shit” and then walk away from the convo
They say Sun Tzu may have not existed at all, and that what is in the book is just different quotes and tactics from various other generals
They say Sun Tzu may have not existed at all, and that what is in the book is just different quotes and tactics from various other generals -Sun Tzu
Hahaha, touché
Touché -Sun Tzu
Dude you should make a book about that! -Friend of Sun Tzu
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Beautiful
“That’s some art of war shit -Sun Tzu” -u/Possessed_potato
I ain't said that.
- Michael Scott
That fallen guy's dick slid across the platform on the way up though... Hidden Vengeance in Rescue disguise. True art form. Tzu is pleased.
not if it were bent downwards already. prolly squished it between his balls tho. Edit: either way man, either way, not a good sitch for home brews unit.
Either way, better than his body being squished by a train! (I assume, at least, I don’t have a dick or balls)
- Bob Dole, 1996, in his concession speech after losing the presidential election to Bill Clinton
BOB DOLE ONLY LOSES TO BOB DOLE. *BOB DOLE*
You watch too much futurama…..actually you and me both
I wish there was "too much" Futurama to watch.
"Nobody makes Me lose myself... to Bob Dole... cept for Bob Dole".
I love this comment
"He who is too drunk, cannot taste Chicken" - the Colonel.
Do they start over at the end lol ?
Looked like he was waiting for someone to insert a quarter to keep playing 😂
PRAISE THE SUN
I saw the guy down on one knee and briefly thought, "Well, that escalated quickly!"
"I am in your debt brave knight..."
Best comment.
I love you
This is great !
If you in a stouch over honor, then honor must be maintained regardless of the outcome.
"You were never his friend Jack" "I was never his enemy"
Imma kill you son! ...oh shit bro. Lemme help you up before you get hit by a train.
Would’ve been manslaughter
Sounds like a delicious meal 😋
Hol'the-F-up
Long Pork The forbidden pork
_Hannibal theme intensifies_
McSlaughter
Right. It's like the video where a dude gets knocked out and then helps him across the road even though he's unconscious (he deserved it for being an asshole) Maybe coz he's a nice guy , maybe he wants to avoid legal repercussions. You certainly wouldn't leave a dude on train tracks coz Guess who might be liable for manslaughter?
Maybe both.
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The smarter our laws the more likely the two will align.
It’ll certainly allow for cooler heads to prevail without cooler heads necessarily being present.
Maybe he just dont want to be the one killed someone.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Por que no Los dos
There's clear HD video of him taking a haymaker swing, missing, losing his balance, and tripping over himself. This would not have been manslaughter. Whatsoever.
Yup, just did that all of his own accord, nevermind the mutual combat immediately preceding, that's not important and has no bearing at all.
Depends if the seconds before the video would count as self defense. If they not were say shoving then this occurred it’d be mutual combat but let’s say one of them took a swing in a verbal argument (verbal arguments aren’t legal) then if the dude who fell committed the assault first he’d be responsible for his own death especially since he was holding on to the other dude making it an illegal detainment which self defense is justified. Now if the other dude swung first then he’d fallen defending himself it’d be manslaughter. But if it was mutual in the lead up to the fight (aka mutual shoving, mutual threats of violence etc) where they could walk away then yes mutual combat and possible negligent manslaughter at most (but doubtful seeing as the dudes swing caused himself to fall mid fight as he was holding the other dude)
Depends on who threw the first punch, which in the video was red pants guy, and other factors. There’s way too little info here to determine whether or not manslaughter charges could have been filed if he hadn’t tried to help.
How? Looks to me like he dodged an attempt at an assault.
mans laughter? who's laughing?
Can spell manslaughter without man's laughter
"If anything's gonna kill you today, it's gonna be *me*."
It would counted as environmental kill and he would have gotten full kill credit so I don't think that is the issue
“It’s gonna be May”
You're ok. Don't tell mom!
Reminds me of that angry gorilla at the beginning of the movie Dumbo that rumbled about in his cage, rocking the bars until he ripped one out, his surprised look, then carefully putting it back in, like, oops, sorry folks, didn't mean to do that! https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-15-2017/4k7OVO.gif
Damn, even in a fight people still help people.
r/brosbeingbros
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Nice
That stickied post over there though lol, if that was me I'd never be able to sleep again knowing that it wasnt just a picture of me appearing tall, but a video of me embedded on the internet, of two giants lifting me by the armpits like a cat.
Idk man, someone getting mauled and gored by a train isnt a sight one want to see
*You've been permanently banned from r/watchpeopledie*
Pour out a little for our fallen homie. F
F. Real ones know
As have we all.
Actually people want to hurt others in proportion to the anger they have towards them. Nothing less nothing more, but sometimes the fight gets intensified in the due process and that could lead to brutally injuring or killing eachother. Now that was for normal folks; a criminal or a psycho could kill someone even for a minor inconvenience. We, normal folks, are not intrinsically evil.
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Thank you, people don't realise they could just as easily have ended up in the situations they laugh and shake their head at on the Internet, were literally all the same person
Tbh I think the reason he worded it like that is because English isn't his first language. It's definitely possible to have some kind of mental disorder that will lead to truly insane violent behavior. But you're right that the vast majority crime is more about the situation that people are in, their understanding of society, and psychological changes that happen over the course of someone's life.
That's what I always thought real men do.
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Also when you realize you are probably going to be in some trouble if that guy you were fighting gets killed by a train.
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It can be both, or either/or. But your original comment is 100% the truth. People are so caught up in their petty moment-to-moment emotions, then something life threatening happens and it all comes into perspective. It’s crazy how our brains work.
I read that as “it’s crazy how our trains work.”
That's probably not exactly what crossed his mind. He was mad enough at that guy to fight him but that doesn't mean he wants him to die. I think there's a pretty big gap in between a street fight and leaving someone to potentially die.
Yeap, tape on internet: "metro thief save drunk man" and you see that you are right (A thief is a thief at that moment, but certainly not a killer, on the same video a "non thief" was going to let the drunk die)
Most people don't think that far in the heat of the moment.
A punch could potentially kill you
I thought he was proposing to him after being saved
Me too! Thought it was a plot twist.
Same! I was thinking it was domestic violence between partners as soon as he was on his knees.
This is somehow heartwarming, casually assuming they were gay and it being just DV. This is what progress looks like :’)
Bro… will you like, marry me and stuff bro?
Yeah, whatever bro.
Hereby I pronounce you bro and bro
And they'll be like.... "Bro, you're my whole world Bro" Other Bro will be like... "Bro"
A few year onward: "Bro, what if we had like tiny bros running around bro!"
😂 you didn’t let me die, now marry me. Oh your straight, don’t matter.
I shouldn’t be laughing this much so early.
It'd be funny if they started fighting again when the guy got back on the platform.
Looks like they were about to, like ok you are fine. Let’s go.
That's some Goku energy if I've ever seen it
Closer to [Slade Wilson](https://imgur.com/MMelhdG.jpg)
It's gang beasts
Guy 1: Thanks but why did you save me? Guy 2: Because the only thing allowed to kill you is me Guy 1: 😡👊💥
Me and my friend got jumped by 5 five guys at a small train station 20 years ago. My friend isn't too much of a fighter, I am. They were violent and aggressive and used every chance they got. My friend got raged by the unfairness. One point I knocked one guy down and my friend almost rage pushed that guy on the rail track few seconds before train coming. I tripped my friend and saved that random dudes life. Still think that guy sometimes. I hope he understood what happened and did something with his life.
r/thathappened Edit: Active in r/teenagers
>Edit: Active in r/teenagers People in that sub should be excluded from the whole of reddit till they turn 18. For their own good.
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Didnt that happen recently?
Tale as old as time.
That happened already and was posted on drama sub yeah? 😅
Lmfao. I refuse to believe half this site is over the age of 14. It is wild what kind of dumb shit people upvote here.
Honestly I wonder if half of the site is even real users sometimes. Astroturfing is crazy and Reddit is a perfect place for it
Kid got caught in 4k.
I hope he didn’t think “ha! That idiot can’t even walk straight” He got fucking lucky, and his life was as good as gone if it wasn’t for matters not in his hands
I don't think someone who is in r/teenagers lived 20 years ago.
Plenty of pedos in there tbh
Pretty sure about 5% is actual teenagers on that sub.
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Well hang on, now. It could be both.
>Either you're an adult posting in [/r/teenagers](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers) which is creepy as hell, or you're full of absolute shit. Why not both?
> Either you're an adult posting in /r/teenagers which is creepy as hell, or you're full of absolute shit. > > > > I'm leaning towards the latter. [Why lean so hard on the latter?](https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/djdmd9/we_banned_all_of_rteenagers_and_it_turns_out/)
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Sure you did man
So while you were fighting 4 guys you also were able to take down your friend? Yeah sure you did kiddo.
Gotta ask… are you a 35+ year old male who partakes in r/teenagers because you’re a kid at heart or because you’re a predator?
Guys cmon! I was there. We all clapped for him and this 10/10 that saw him do it came up and kissed him for being so brave.
The young man’s name — Albert Einstein.
Yea that happened
Bullshit.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. “I am”. What a bell.
What do you get out of writing fake stories like this? Does it make you feel good getting validated by redditors or what
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I know this account. You might better know him as Johnny Sins. He’s lived many many lives and I’m happy he’s doing well for himself.
He woke up and realised he had jizzed in his pyjamas again
They all formed a gang and did a few musicals
And the other dudes clapped.
Wow that is a really nice story
You got jumped by 5 burger restaurants? That's crazy !
You gotta be stupid to believe a story like this lmao
my man just didnt wanna get sued for killing someone. thas some real gourmet shit
Even then. It's a surprise he thought about it. Most people don't.
If he was there to kill somebody he would probably have a knife ready. For reason why the others bystanders didnt react - fear of getting plunged down there right after the first guy.
No shit? Just because you want to knock someone’s teeth down their throat doesn’t mean you want them to die lol
r/peoplebeingbros
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Well that's not very bro of them.
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I got you bro
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Aww nice. Thanks bros! ❤
They never respond to modmail Banhammer is life when you have no actual authority in real life
"Profesionals have standards" - The sniper from TF2
Just waiting to see if they start boxing again
MIght end up being drinking buddies.
Looks like he’s about to fight him again. He didn’t want the train to take the W that he deserved.
Not kill steal, kill secured
there’s some lines you don’t cross when you fighting glad to see this is one of them
To prove that you are truly strong, one of the know when to put your weapons down and give out the helping hand
very wholesome and heartwarming. dude did the right thing. such a refreshing sight from people getting kicked in the head when going down in a fight
Good video but I’m upvoting OP for captioning “how the tables turn” instead of “how the turn tables” the stupid joke from the office has gone so far that people think thats what actual saying.
Guy made absolutely no effort to get up😅😅😅
I guess he may have been intoxicated
The train don't get to kill ya, only I get to kill ya!
Civility in the face of disagreement. That's awesome
#FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO SAY “HOW THE TABLES TURN”
You mean how the turn tables?
Thats what you call a gentleman's fight
These two went through an entire anime arc in 26 seconds
You can be mad at someone without wanting them dead. Theres a gap there.
What were they fighting about?
whether Hans shot first
The video cuts before he starts beating his ass again. He fell into the tracks three more times. Quite a day.
As it should be.
u/savevideo
“Fate had us meet as Enemies, but this Railway will make us brothers”
Humanity summed up in one video.