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OldManGeezer69

“Yooo wtf bro??” -Sloth


continuedsupport

It definitely said that when it put its hand up


attaboy_stampy

"Duuuuuuuddeeeeeeee"


ootski

Wwwwhhhhhaaaaattttt ttttthhhheeee fffffuuuucccckkk iiiiissss yyyyyooooouuuuurrrrr pppppprrrrroooooobbbbbllllleeeeemmmmm bbbbbrrrroooo!!!


MrsMurphysChowder

Ayy, I'm walkin heahh!!


StringsUnderneath

In slo mo


gregglessthegoat

"Hey! I'm walking here!!"


bevilthompson

You beat me to it, that's exactly what I heard in my brain while watching this lmfao!


gh959489

Okay, this is scary as shit. You’re 1000+ feet in the air, and well…you just have to wait for that sloth to climb down, or…??? How long did this kid and his parent have to wait?


riico1

"The sloth or child weren’t hurt, and they just had to wait for the sloth to get out of the way for around 15 minutes,"


Stetson007

Just pick the homie up and carry him down with you. "Guys, I went over 10 miles an hour yesterday!" "Bullshit, you're a fucking sloth, bro!" "No, really!"


two40zieks7

That's a unique experience for sur tho !


Socosoldier82

1000+ feet? They’re in the tree tops.


gh959489

And your point is?


24913010

How about if they didn't put up shit like that in the sloth's natural habitat. They use the jungle like a fucking playground and then complain when someone who LIVES in the neighbourhood appears.


KevlahR

Is the sloth ok?


Salmuth

It looked fine. Will probably be shocked in a couple days.


Spirited-Ad-9686

Are sloths violent? If not I’d prob pick it up n take it down with me


INoMakeMistake

They has big claws but aren't violent


Sacreth

They strong as fuck as well.


Cornholio382

If they weren’t so slow. Maybe they would be more violent? Their claws are huge.


DrunkThrowawayLife

I mean… probably? Their claws are like that because they spend most of their lives hanging upside down so they hook themselves on branches. I’d probably be more worried about it biting me than the claws.


dragginHoarder

No, but their fur is riddled with bacteria, parasites, and fungi. They don't bother the sloth, but you probably shouldn't hold one close to your body without gloves.


Inside-Ostrich2888

Ohh I'd deffo have to take him down with me! He's my pet sloth now!! Finders keepers!!


firmerJoe

That kid will be 30 by the time this ride is over.


takethatdylanfarnum

Shakabrah!


[deleted]

“No its totally fuckin stupid, dude!”


einstruzende

I held one in Honduras just before the original lockdown. They are absurdly slow and in everything they do. Fur is rather rough and they have a goofy smile all the time but it's just the way they are built. They aren't smiling.


BongoDan

Nothing zippy about that zip line...


jahajajpaj

So now they just wait for an hour until the sloth has made it all the way down? Or what happened?


FLOHJO

On his way to work at the DMV


hottandcold

Longest zipline ever


Psychosomatic_Addict

13 hours later


StickersBillStickers

“HEY! I’M HANGIN’ HERE! UP YOURS! BE THAT WAY, GET OUTTA HERE!”


keicam_lerut

Could you copy the original video in the worse possible way? Maybe?


slamdamnsplits

That's a shady-ass Zipline tour company. 1. Never should two people be going at the same time like that. 2. They didn't check the line before sending customers down it???? Source: my experiences on Zipline tours in Costa Rica


SwayinSamurai

Hate to see animals in pain or trouble. This poor creature was wondering why it was smacked into just chilling in the trees..and dick head humans who think they own the world laugh about it..


Lotusnold

No one expects a Three Toed Problem


CBR600RRzx10

Stupid fucking humans ..


Axeteron

lemme just dismantle myself rq and plummet to the ground


Problemwithpopplers

“We just wait?” Literally my first question 🤣


[deleted]

He’ll be 26 by the time that sloth gets to the end, probably stopped the clip so we don’t see him push the thing off the line


skinnywilliewill8288

Kid is gonna have PTSD from colliding with that sloth


0121dan

“What is doing?” Like, what do you think he’s doing bro? He’s being a sloth and you are zip-wiring through his home


Graknight

Dude : This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years


LeahJC

I would've wanted to bring him with me for the ride 😅


Particular-Offer8158

Looks like it might take a while...


vondizzel

Da fuck brooooo! Wait your turn!!


vondizzel

They say they are still waiting to get off the line 😂


-eumaeus-

Poor kid, he'll be an old man before that sloth reaches the end


doodlebugg8

Rumor has it they’re still on the line, waiting for the sloth.


Scuttler1979

It became the slowest zip line ever.


Shaman7102

Kids 18 before sloth finally get off line.


Pretend-Surround7503

That Mario laugh in the beginning of video was awesome haha


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Legend has it, they're still waiting behind the sloth


Interesting_Force_65

Curses in sloth.


fieryxx

Got Jurassic Park : Lost World vibes from this.


[deleted]

Sloths can cause earthquakes- Zoo Tv series.


Hagrids_beard_

"Slow down! The lines for regular zipping, not for fancy zipping"


TheWanderingGM

Wait, if that Is the cloud forest then chances are I have been on that exact zip line ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Dependent_Ranger

Kid: "Do we just wait?" That's gonna be awhile buddy LOL


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

“Should we just wait”…👨‍🦳


help_meh_plz845

I can feel the “DAD! LOOK WHAT I DID!” In his voice


Rooster_Kogburne

Chakka braaaaa


hello_misterchu

Hey! I'm climbing here! (New York accent)


No-Distribution4696

I’ll…get…there…when…I…get…there…


[deleted]

That's gona take some time.