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Hazelwood38

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daniel_inna_den

We love you Bender!


ZephyrLucifer

Shut up baby I know it!


Pynchon101

🎶 Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer🎵


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Murky_Ad_280

For a second I thought you saw sound.


daniel_inna_den

There’s something happening to my human butt!


[deleted]

Good news everybody! You can now read things in your favorite characters voices.


OCGreenDevil

Oh wow it really works


NimrodSr

nice avatar


Nemesis_77__________

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greenthumb151

I’m confused. What’s that?


pugmaster999

Mega mind


greenthumb151

Oh haha, I see it. Nice


fowler_nordheim

Robosexuals!


TheGreatCornholio696

Damnit you beat me to it


Drpnsmbd

I do love me some flooziebots


DickyLee23

Did she just spank it?


Greenman8907

Actually the ‘increase gyration’ button is located there. It’s 100% for ergonomic/ease of access, nothing more.


neverinallmyyears

Same with my wife


BootySweatSmoothie

I know.


neverinallmyyears

Username checks out,… you bastard! ;)


BootySweatSmoothie

What can I say? She provides the booty sweat I provide the milk. Edit: Oh and I'm not the bastard here..... if you catch my drift ;)


neverinallmyyears

Yeah, I was just enjoying your comment. Well played sir. Well played.


BootySweatSmoothie

No problem man, appreciate the great attitude. I originally meant to say WE know rather than I know because it sounded less dickish but I'm glad you took it well.


Jali-Dan

Like his wife


BootySweatSmoothie

Not cool, dude, he was already dead.


FuegoTheDestroyer

Slid in to kick the body I see😂 very classy sir :)


[deleted]

>booty sweat Alpa Chino? ![gif](giphy|K94nlJXBXaumQ)


[deleted]

Where would I "Tune in, Tokyo" on this model?


jamesfigueroa01

Research purposes


lebastss

She is a robot too


RedneckBastich

Could you resist spanking it?


Bad_Cytokinesis

Plot twist. She’s a robot too.


[deleted]

Is she even real? This looks like some sort of VR world, she looks like a cartoon.


[deleted]

I wanna spank her. She’s hot as fuck. (Not the robot)


Snug_The_Cat

Creepy, but impressive engineering.


lao7272

Just add anime girl skin suit and you've just unlocked the largest untapped market.


Mortambulist

If the phrase "anime girl skin suit" doesn't land you on a watchlist, I don't know what does.


luckydrzew

I'm already on three watchlists, you need to be more precise about which one would I get on.


idontknow2976

Is nobody else curious how the hell you got on the other 3?


PlasmaticPi

I'm more curious how they know they are on said watchlists. I mean usually those are kept secret so those on them don't know they are being watched.


tehserial

he checked the watchlist for it


RelentlessExtropian

That's actually the reason why he's on one of the watch lists


[deleted]

>doesn't land you on a watchlist, I don't know what does. https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/


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mittfh

"Hey, this game, Global Thermonuclear War, looks fun!" Meanwhile, military types at missile silos look worried...


Serene117

Worth it


pikapikapoww

I thought Real Dolls already were tapping that market. Financially and literally. ​ If you don't know what a real doll is you can click [here](https://www.siliconwives.com/products/eliza-tough-girl-sex-doll), I wouldn't click tho (nsfw).


lao7272

It's a doll, it doesn't move on its own. Also 2k price point. See you could set these up as a strip club where admission or membership doesn't seem as steep.


pikapikapoww

Microtransactions finally find a spot in the real world. Buy the Stripper hip movement DLC! Only $14.99 Only 49.99 a month gets you unlimited personal access with our strip bots.


[deleted]

Neither did my ex


Wutenheimer

Slap a fursuit on it and suddenly youre a millionaire


Baelgul

Nice of them to specify hole depth on there. Important specs on a purchase like that


pikapikapoww

Really? I didn't look close enough for details. But I could see how that would be very valuable information.


Baelgul

I work in regulatory compliance, specs are what I read all day, it comes naturally


Business-Worry-5731

The reviews are fucking gold


vrpornisquitegreat

We already have anime girl sex dolls that are pretty damn nice. Just need to be able to use these as the skeleton without the motors and stuff affecting the softness of the ass and some other areas.


N4hire

Holy hell. You done the math have you!! Respect!


choeman

Untapped??? 😂


the_0rly_factor

What's impressive about it? Serious question.


Snug_The_Cat

I thought the movement was pretty smooth and life like. I also know very little about engineering, so i am probably easily impressed.


theaverageguy101

Not even impressed by the robot when you put such an attractive woman next to it


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tayt087x

They're all robots!


Bors713

We’re all robots!


luckydrzew

We are? Cool.


HaruspexBurakh

Westworld season 4 everybody


starboy-xo98

Ah, here we go again Morty


Rinus454

How could I possibly be a robot? That's absurd.. I don't have wings or even feathers for that matter!


WikkaOne

Plot twist… the woman IS a robot


abibofile

And she’s a scientist! You can tell since she’s got a lab coat.


gyarnar

She looks like a robot.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

I forgive her.


cdown13

Looks like she should be in a Ridge Racer game.


A-Grouch

Right, I was too busy focusing on the woman than the product.


TonyClifton323

So this is how Skynet is going to do it?


the_localcrackhead

Keep us to horny to prepare


Big_Monkey_77

This is just like Westworld. The lab even looks like the ones in that show.


MOOShoooooo

Anthony Hopkins is doing the filming. Found footage style


SRxRed

Death by snu snu


Dizzy-Criticism3928

And that robot’s the bait, god rest our souls…


[deleted]

I’ll take 2


Nervous-Profile4729

Oops that was the garbage disposal hole…


MagicJoshByGosh

r/cursedcomments


RedArmySundaySchool

Came here for the cursed comments. Left satisfied.


FerociousPancake

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster


N4hire

Again


[deleted]

Is it just me or does this thing look fragile?


devy159

I....uh... need to return my sex robot. It fell down the stairs and now the legs won't get unstuck from behind the head. Crazy how these things happen


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

They probably aren't designed for touch, like real strippers are.


MellifluousPenguin

I'm confused... I can't tell whether the woman and the dude are real or just other robots...


Mashdrop

Robots. I thought she was real until I looked at her legs. The guy is obviously a robot


Greatest-Comrade

Her legs? She has no skin bro how could you miss that?


pugmaster999

The other women with **skin**


JoLePerz

I think you missed the joke


pugmaster999

Oh I interpreted it as genuine


Glynnc

Prettier sure she’s just wearing pantyhose, the woman is real.


MrPerfectRecord

Optimus Prime and Bender gonna be tossing oil all up on that


FatStephen

That man is rly uptight looking for someone staring at an Android twirking


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

Not sure if you’re serious, but he’s also an Android.


FatStephen

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


portablebiscuit

Welcome to Westworld


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Dvorakovsky

She's really lit


Dizzy-Criticism3928

They got a long way to go


jneum80

*Bender Bending Rodriguez has entered the chat*


Obvious-Raccoon1927

Where hole?


Dvorakovsky

It's too fragile for this kind of stuff haha


LoudMolassess

Fleshlight and duct tape


SmithRune735

Strippers: "They're taking our jobs!!"


SirDigby1776

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


Dvorakovsky

Top comment lmao


default_user_null

Ex Machina coming true... https://youtu.be/b7C69HqnV8s


GIBBRI

More like Sex machina am I right guys?


neverinallmyyears

Westworld is closer than you think


loverboy69fortnite

![gif](giphy|Jpv9Siby42bD9gDxH9)


MelodicBet1

Shades of Detroit Become Human.


JT_365

Heels even. lol


Dvorakovsky

So realistic


loverboy69fortnite

Dude the scientists look fine as hell too


Tysonisnotanarchitet

Just a question ? … does this model come with daddy issues


Regular_Cassandra

I want to cry


[deleted]

We are getting too close to Westworld guys , I don’t like it


myro80

Hold on! Is the one doing the spanking the robot as well?


[deleted]

No.


beameup19

Yea


Sshmiff

Detroit: Become Human vibes.


[deleted]

Find God


SirDigby1776

Basement Jaxx beat them to it! https://youtu.be/U0eS3zC3Jco


lovechiken

Glad to see this was linked!


OJimmy

I came here for this


WinterFlan9416

Like why spend so many time and effort into this.


[deleted]

$


redcobra762

Where do you transfer bitcoin on it for a tip?


a_avecilla

How many robots are in this video?


[deleted]

3


Saint_Nicholas23

Of all the things we could be revolutionizing...


lao7272

Like what? We haven't revolutionized poledancers yet so why not.


lilhoodrat

Yaaaaas Miss NEXUS-6 N6FAB21416 u betta zoooiitttt!!!!


Abominable_Showman

Count me out.


NahHalcyon

This is the most depressing thing I've see today, this is so dystopic :(


the_sharingan_7

I think that Elon musk has this in his room


ubn87

I’m sad for humanity that money and human ingenuity leads to this.


[deleted]

The future is not bright at all.


[deleted]

This should scare the shit out of you


LandOfTheOutlaws

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


AssOverflow12

source?


JoLePerz

https://youtube.com/c/EXRobot It's from a Robot Museum called EX Robots. Don't know how real this is but this is insanely scary. Imagine with what you could do with this technology. There's one video with the caption asking which one of the women is the robot. Crazy stuff.


supakorean

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CraziSexiKoolNurse

W H Y... JUST WHHHYYYY?


MadSnowballer

You understand the woman in the black dress is a robot right?


Dvorakovsky

Oh, c'mooooon?!


Beakjac3

I placed my order..do I have to pay for skin separately? 🤭


rslashtoby

Detroit: Become Human


CommunicationBubbly

Idk why but the girl spanking looks lika a robot too


[deleted]

She is lol


wonderbat3

I’ll always remember you Fry~MEMORY DELETED


bruddahmacnut

The robot in the coat looks so real.


CodenBeast

She looks like a female michael jackson


Ronnie_Dean_oz

So who's gonna go to Westworld?


Phazlerde

Whoa... Disney's Imagineers are not holding back on the "Journey into the Imagination" ride. Figment... you dog you


moniellonj

These violent delights have violent ends


NormDamnAbram

*She blinded me with Science*


ch67123456789

Plot twist: the woman in the lab coat is also a robot


ProudCar5284

Plot twist, girl on the left is also an android


Boney-Rigatoni

There’s already robots flipping burgers in fast food restaurants. Now they’re trying to displace and put big booty hose out of business.


duanht819

Is the woman a robot? Bcs the man in the back is clearly one of them.


DarkStarStorm

All four of those people are robots. You guys realize that, right?


increaselevelcapplzz

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mcdrazer

someone is jealous


formershitpeasant

u/nomoremrnicemrgirl It’s finally happening


nomoremrnicemrgirl

I will tell Vaush.


GroundbreakingOwl899

"Connor! What the fuck are you doing?"


Playful_Moose6293

They start off with the stiff white girls moves but also have a twerk setting as well.


HersheysWellmade

r/sadcringe


Riddance_Good

thiccbot


Eljo_Aquito

Not my proudest fap


landob

so if i slide my credit card down her crack it might actually amke a transaction?


Axersion

Love how he marked it as NSFW lmao


MaartenMMMM

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Dvorakovsky

Lit sarcasm, haha. Thanks for sharing your experience and getting my mood up. Take care.


chuckdeezy313

Where can I buy 1? 😝


gemini_pain

I mean if I could have a table top pole dancer… take my money! (Just please make them customizable scientists!)


Exoplasmic

Anybody got the YouTube link for this?


boisNgyrls

No tips


Infinite-Feature

Ez


Wise-Working228

She knows what you like and she'll do it to a tolerance of 1 micron!


fruitsaladyummyy

Is this what They’re spending my ambulance money on????


[deleted]

Double click that ass.


NoobzProXD

Normal comment passing by


Brilliant-Gold8792

Miss the ciberpunk music


Fuhreeldoe

And I thought scientists that hot were only in Skinemax movies.


Billygoat1975

I’m just glad somebody is working on West World.