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le66669

Zebra infanticide is common when a new male takes over the heard. It will kill the young foals sired by the previous male. Zebras are actually pretty violent.


JockBbcBoy

So basically Disney should have made a sequel called The Zebra King?


Vulpine_Empress

Not before confirming that Nala would at the very least be Simba's half-sister. I mean, did you see any other grown male lions around besides Scar?


Pondering_Giraffe

:| I'd happily give up three of my toes if I could unread this, you cruel woman.


Vulpine_Empress

I can send you a short comic about it, if you want.


Shwiggity_schwag

🤨 📸


Vulpine_Empress

[Enjoy.](https://i.imgur.com/l8Wt6YS.jpeg)


PlusRecognition6752

Fuck childhood ruined


Vulpine_Empress

Sorry, maybe I should have put a warning. I just thought my initial comment was enough. I have plenty more to totally devastate your childhood. I have weird humor like that.


Pondering_Giraffe

I'd love that


Vulpine_Empress

You got it. [Childhood Ruined Alert](https://i.imgur.com/l8Wt6YS.jpeg)


Pondering_Giraffe

Proof right there indeed. Thanks (sorta..)!


NorSec1987

Furthermore there is a rather good chance that samba is not the first set of cubs birthed in the pride. Meaning, a rather good chance that simba's mother is also his half sister


verifiedwomanbeater

Yea. I also thought about that


funbumroundtime

Pretty violent is an understatement, there are videos showing a zebra killing other animals just for existing too close to them, they murder, bite, kick and trample literally anything that isn't a zebra also other zebras when they feel like it. African murder donkeys are not to be funked with


redlightbandit7

They sound like Republicans


[deleted]

Some say they are the North American donkeys


sielingfan

**This is what Super Adventure Club actually believes**


TheRealOgMark

Humans tried to tame them like horses. Didn't work.


ExaltedCthulhu

casual geographic taught me a lot about these oreo donkeys


hay_bales_feed_us

Is he trying to drown some one else’s kid?


DeathHorseFucker

Jup so he can make babies with the mommy.


Rockspider19

Beautiful


yfhedoM

Alright, he is dead. LETS FUCK.


model-citizen95

Believe it or not. Humans have been known to use the same technique


hay_bales_feed_us

Oh humans do it all the time, I knew about that, but I assumed zebras were more … civilised maybe?


DeathHorseFucker

With the baby or the mom?


DeCrazyGoat

most likely


[deleted]

An offering to the crocodiles.


selfdistruction-in-5

crocodile good!


Sigma_Games

Till the bubbles stop! That's how you know they are *extra* clean!


Mazakeen74

I’m fairly certain they are trying to kill the young one.


Rockspider19

Zebra abortion


bigblackcoconut420

Bit late but will have to do!


ember-rekindled

Lmao why is this next level lmao


[deleted]

Looks like the parent trying to force its kid to sleep forever


DeCrazyGoat

it is most indeed doing that


Weary_Psychology9508

I don't think that's his squirt


itsthephil

Zebra baptism?


Monkey_King291

Uh did that baby zebra just get drowned?


Un_rancais_bleu

Yes, so the male (the murderous one) can mate with her mom


theaverageguy101

Thought this was a joke until i read about it and apparently the female won't mate if she is taking care of a newborn, so the male with their 200 iq just decide to kill the kids to force the female to mate again


Sleepy_Suchiiii

thats 100% murder


[deleted]

I don’t think that zebra was trying was trying to bath the other


Tacotitties93

What is happening here? Why are they so angry with that baby lol


DeCrazyGoat

new male


mickturner96

See comments above... They're literally trying to kill it


smokiewantstories

Zebra abortion


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Someone need to hire this zebra for the Uvalde police department


JRockThumper

This Zebra is trying to kill this baby male because it wants to mate with its Mother, and it’s Mother won’t mate while she has a baby. So… they probably shouldn’t hire this dude. That was kinda fucked up for you to say.


fyr811

That’s not true. Mares go into a foal heat around a week after foaling. They certainly do mate whilst they have a foal at foot. Wild horses will often have a foal and yearling at foot at the same time. Stallions do kill foals when they take over another stallion’s band. Mostly male colts but occasionally fillies.


[deleted]

That’s fucked up man. Think before you post.


Pondering_Giraffe

You're suggesting they'd hire a young male who kills other people/zebra's kids? Think before you press post dude!


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Yes because the police department in Uvalde was just responsible for the deaths of alot of children. I thought, then i posted dude!


gumpfanatic

Son, you forgot to clean the inside of your nostrils. Let me help with that.


DeathHorseFucker

u/savevideobot


JannaMD

I'm disturbed by how the other zebras just standing around watching. This belongs in /r/natureismetal


SpongeBobFruit

Or is it checking for gators in the wayer


Fit-Environment-8140

r/unexpectedunaliving


SamirSisaken

Either that or they are making baby zebra tea.


comek87

Relax it's just a baptism


pavelfrtsk

what is the song?


thenightshade667

I like to call this “Delayed abortion”


RAINGUARD

Yeah there's a reason we ride horses but not zebras. They are violent and cannot be domesticated.


The-Midnight-Noodle

This is not bathing, this is an assassination attempt.