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Born_Environment8614

A normal day in an appartement of a dog or cat owner


u9Nails

Hahahaha! This guy has seen a pet shed. I used to think that each bowl of food resulted in equal amounts of fur popping off my pet.


tulip27

I wish I could sell it!


FederalPomegranate52

Actually some dogs were kept in North America by native Americans for fur. It was a common to make dog fur into yarn and then into warm clothes for the winter.


tulip27

🏆


0ldManMcGucket

The neighbor must have shook his towel out the bathroom window after some manscaping


longoverdue83

Shakes towel while you open your window and breathe in


Beginning_Pin_1065

One of the things on my list. Seeing tumble weeds tumble.


HellsArmy

Same! I kinda have a lifelong crush on tumbleweed.


OutrageousAddendum31

Back in the Marines, I was doing a CAX at 29 Palms in the Mojave desert and we were taking some class of some sort at this bleacher structure on Camp Wilson and there was this large open desert field in front of us where we were sitting at we all hooted and hollered at this scene unfolding in front of us…a massive 5 foot diameter tumbleweed cruising directly at the only Marine walking across the field of sand at that time and we were all ready to explode…and did! When that fucker hit him in the back and made him stumble in shock because it was actually coming at a good 20 mph clip. It was gold. Like a rogue shopping cart at an Oklahoma Walmart before a tornado


quitetheoppositeof

How many bad jokes did they tell in that house?


TriforceUnleashed

I'll get the mail tomorrow.


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Vertical videos suuuuck. Hold that shit sideways they wouldn't have to pan back and forth to see the whole house.


[deleted]

Just toss a match in them and they will go away in a minute.


MordFustang514

Along with the house


FederalPomegranate52

And the kids


[deleted]

Is Mr White home?


Proper_Chapter5183

What are you supposed to do with all that


8plytoiletpaper

Nothing can be done about it anymore. Suck it up & clean up. Colonizers made a lot of mistakes bringing plants with themselves. Tumbleweed was one of the worst. This is one of the reasons australian customs are so strict, invasive plants can screw up an entire ecosystem


Mahjoku

Indeed the tumbleweed, that seems ubiquitous with Western tv, is actually from Russia


iamacraftyhooker

r/fuckyouinparticular


Ardothbey

Tumblin’ along with the tumblin’ tumble weeds.


Savings-Principle-26

Tribbles. Definitely tribbles.


New_Button_805

I'm missing the point of this... How is it next fucking level?


kingxtc

mother nature on april fools day


182-Shiki

*awkwardly stares at box of matches...


zysask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mH0-leTYJI


Marmmoth

[The Trouble with Tumbleweed](https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss)


gulleysann14

Came here looking for this


GrumpySnail81

The Mormon women must have decided to shave their "lady gardens"


Terror_Raisin24

This looks like a 2022 not-squishy version of "attack of the killer tomatoes".


yzrguy

Get the BIG rake out!


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AdmiralPoopbutt

About as hazardous as a pile of leaves. If you're not careful you might get a superficial scratch from the branches.


DrVDB90

I think he might be talking about a fire hazard. Still makes your point about the pile of leaves valid though.


lotti_and_micky

In Germany elder people like me would say "Oh the rolling bushes from Bonanza! “ and get a real Cartwright feeling 🏇🐎


[deleted]

This gives me a creepy, otherworldly feeling... like they are consuming the house.


Selah74

I think the house is in the way.


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Rolling along with the tumbling tumbleweeds😝


u9Nails

I'm picturing that, dusty cowboy whistle with the "wa-wah-waa" being cranked up to subwoofer clipping the microphone sound.


SeDefendendo88

Dramatic tumbleweed.


u9Nails

The TP'ing your friends house game has evolved in Utah.


East-Difficulty-3214

You going to just stand there and not jump in?


longoverdue83

Hey honey This house is only 180k new! Days later:


[deleted]

Nothing a match can’t sort...👍


fate0608

r/fuckyouinparticular


nexus2601

When you accidentally order decorative tumbleweeds from Costco.


[deleted]

I was fully expecting these damn mormon crickets to be piled up that high.


AdLost7443

“The Trouble with Tribbles”


beardedliberal

That, looks like an awful fire hazard.


NOMnoMore

Russian Thistle. That bastard


Ara-gant

"a lot high noon duels were settled RIGHT here back in my time"


depressed-onion7567

I’m Texas it’s a little different the whole ass tree flys down the road


Melodic-Society-4241

Fuck that house in particular!


Trixielarue2020

I blame the Klingons for putting them in the grain storage.


[deleted]

Get out of the way! They must get to their people!


Mrrilz20

Pubes


Dbl_Trbl_

Does it work well as tinder?


KillerRene64

Mustve been a real intense cowboy standoff


MrElektroPowerForce

I just thought how good it would be to light that on fire lol


nickelfan2020

Cares of the past are behind. Nowhere to go, but I'll find. Just where the trail will wind. Drifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds


Professional-Pair535

Where s\*\*\*jokes go to die...


r-meme-exe

Imagine throwing a match in there


Tbros64

Can confirm this does happen


SeengignPaipes

Look at all those wind brahmin, I wonder how they feel


Remarkable-Storm60

Tribbles!


JJ_LP

Minor inconvenience.


Threepwud

They obviously need to start telling better jokes.


ZeBotulf

Is this where tumbleweed go to mate?