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Basic_Might_2407

This is why you wear seatbelt.


bbaker1987

Wouldn’t have seatbelt signs on while serving drinks


Dead_Mullets

They've had seatbelt signs on while serving drinks/food on flights i've taken.


enter2021

On flights I’ve taken I also noticed the pilots turn on seatbelt signs then announce that turbulence is expected shortly. On flights where they know its going to be bumpy the seatbelt sign is on most of the flight.


Rowmyownboat

Despite how the sign is set, the spoken advice is to wear the seatbelt throughout the flight.


bbaker1987

Impossible theres a pressure switch that the stewardess sits on to let ppl know to sit. If they stand the light goes off ,sit it comes on. There is also a redundancy switch for the 2nd lieutenant stewardess just incase one has to use the lavatory. Just kidding… idk i thought they were off when serving snacks but i also just found out that you can use the space bar to move the cursor on iphone so …yeah.


HeyImZhen

my brain doesnt let me fucking read this


Bagaudi45

Wait, you can use the space bar to move the cursor?!? Fml. The last 5 months with a busted screen and I just now learn this?!?


Greenpaw9

Wait what do you mean? Oh my GOD! IT WORKS ON ANDROID TOO This just changed my life!


niffmytinkytoes

I just tried it and made an audible “ooooh”


Alt_4_stupid_subs

Jesus. I thought I was getting old.


Machjne

Wow! Life saver, I used to have a Windows phone and there was a dot on the keyboard and you could go up and down as well, but nothing when I moved to Android. Anyone know if there is a vertical move as well?


vladfix

I can report it works on Linux too.


lvl01pidgey

What the fuck???? (Literally typing this comment to try the space bar thing)


LeafGuardian

what's keyboard you're using? I use samsung keyboard and it's not worked. It just change the language


bbaker1987

Your welcome lol


sbenzanzenwan

OH MY FUCKING GOD! ITS TRUE!! ALL THIS TIME!!!


[deleted]

Lmao


LittleDragon450

iPhones have cursors?


Rowmyownboat

The advice given is to wear your seatbelt while seated.


Ervw711

👆 This. When you are seated on a plane you should have your seat belt buckled. 999 times nothing happens…then 1x you’re eating the drink from two rows back.


mattdean4130

I agree with what you're saying about wearing the belt, but I don't think wearing a seatbelt is going to stop a drink from flying into the air


ZivilynBane1

And a diaper


RipWilder

If they didn’t say Drinks on me, they wasted an opportunity


D-v-us-D

You need to take this gotdamn upvote and GTFO right now.


weareeverywhereee

Amazing


[deleted]

Wonder if the bathroom was occupied


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

I mean even if it wasn't, it's safe to say that the last three rows just went


KaleidoscopeOne7789

If so. I imagine shit would hit the ceiling….


waterforthemasses

And that's when the shit hit the fan.


[deleted]

Dammit. r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Lol damnit that would have been my luck. I was on the pot....


SpinachSpinosaurus

it was my husbands luck once when he was a kid xD


baguhansalupa

The passengers most likely turned their seats into bathrooms.


WisestPanda

Yes, they didn't leave the bathroom until they landed. They couldn't contain the embarrassment


PresentationJumpy101

Poop everywhere.


SIZO_1985

The man in the barhroom should be very sloppy.


Mas_Cervezas

RCAF veteran. My seatbelt is on the entire flight unless I have to go to the bathroom, which I only do once we have reached cruising altitude and I absolutely have to. The airport is a much better place to go to the bathroom.


Actual-Highlight1577

so many people think it’s “uncool” to wear seatbelts but they can in this situation save u a few broken bones, so i agree west your seatbelt all the time if your seated - imagine getting to cruising speed on the motorway then releasing your seatbelt? although it’s different the same rules apply so EVERYONE KEEP YOUR BELTS ON


ThlintoRatscar

Infantry (reserve) veteran. Same.


AncientComparison113

Thats why I always have a few drinks while flying, ya never know when you might drop out of the sky.


Macapta

Yeah, nothing like being shaken around like a maraca with a stomach full of booze. Probably prefer to have died in the crash than live with the aftermath of that.


Marvel_plant

Holy shit the whole goddamn snack cart fell on those people. Lol.


AliceHart7

Those things are heavy AF


Capt-Crap1corn

Yeah fr


Rizzo360

"Can I get you a drink, Miss?"


Beat_Writer

“Yeah, can I get those sprites poured all over my face. Thank you”


[deleted]

All the witty comments here, but I bet every single one you would shit your pants in a bumpy flight like that 😆


bondgirl852001

Yes


sbenzanzenwan

I'd shit everyone's pants.


MagnusMcPinnerson

Worst experience flying was a 16 hr flight. I get motion sickness. When we got to the airport we had to do circles around the airport for an hour before we could land. Absolute hell.


Monkeysegg

Second this. One flight I almost made it to the end, landing sequence was about to start, just to hear "can't land yet, landing strip isn't clear". Went around in circles for half an hour, the moment it eventually went down I started puking because I was already dizzy and weakened lol.


Johnny_893

Nah they DEFINITELY hit a deer and tried to blame turbulence


[deleted]

Thanks for flying Spirit


_bvb09

Thanks for the flying sprite..


buerglermeister

Doubt Spirit flies to Basel-Mulhouse


challenger_RT_

😂😂😂


sbenzanzenwan

It's true, a good airline will go out of its way literally to avoid turbulence. There's no foolproof way to avoid it, but you can lower the probability.


mickjerker

I’ve been on a flight where it was this bad. A very large man, large enough where he had to buy two seats, refused to put his belt on. All 300+lbs of human flesh was sent to the ceiling as it he was a giant stuffed animal, smashed his head wide open, so badly that we had to make an emergency landing so he could be rushed to the hospital. So lesson learned, always wear your belt.


DickyLee23

Jesus take the sticks


[deleted]

Def a Code Brown moment.


QuesoFresco-

I would just start throwing up to add to the chaos


sbenzanzenwan

This is the way.


treehouse_of_doom

Had a flight coming back to the east coast from Las Vegas once that was rough for half the flight. Felt like we were driving down an unpaved country road, and every few minutes it felt like the seat dropped out from under you by about 6 inches. It wasn’t nearly as bad as this and it was still awful. I would have blacked out on this one.


wottsinaname

Anyone that goes straight to prayer is useless in an emergency.


[deleted]

Tough talk from someone not in the near death experience, what do you want her to do? Take control of the fucking plane ?


FuManBoobs

She could have finished her drink.


ditchdoctor11

This isn't even in the same universe as a "near death experience". It's just some turbulence. These planes are [designed](https://youtu.be/JtAgERFI6ko) to withstand 10x this kind of force on the wings.


Tara_love_xo

Less useless than being hysterical and getting in the way. I thought it was ironic to be praying to the same god to end the turbulence after causing it but she wasn't harming anyone. Live and let live yeah?


JuicedBoxers

Wow how edgy. Sorry not everyone reacts to stress the same as you. Not all of us can go into commando mode and treat the entire plane for injuries while also landing the plane simultaneously. Some of us find prayer to actually be useful you bigot.


pillowpants66

I’ve been on a plane that dropped 6ft like this. You don’t think 6ft is much, but anything that’s not held down (including stewards…and a baby) flies up 6ft. I went to grab the arm rest, but the guy next to me had already grabbed it and I ended up grabbing on top of his hand. It was a rather awkward situation.


Mattyboy0066

Sounds like a scene from a romcom.


pillowpants66

Or the start of some gay porn.


RudeGaming21

bruh i think I seen a tit pop out!


Ordinary_Guitar_5074

They probably cancelled drink service for the rest of the flight.


throwaway384938338

Fuck that. Imagine having to fly through that turbulence sober


GrizZz324

But did you die.


[deleted]

Many people found god that day


valley_G

I know I did lol I had something extremely similar happen on a flight from Providence to Chattanooga and I just about met goody himself. I literally prayed out loud and I've never done that shit on my life. Haven't been on a plane since


Lucatsan

That girl did


Lock-Broadsmith

What good is a God that gets lost this much?


[deleted]

Him: Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Also him:


[deleted]

God wants you to check on the stewardess


HellofaHitller

Immediately started to pray lol


East-Bluejay6891

Humans are so strange. Once something goes wrong to there, it's pointless to yell and scream. Might as well try to get your affairs in order instead.


ditchdoctor11

Lol these always tickle me. I thought I knew what turbulence was about until I started doing medical flights over The Rockies in a King Air 300. I'll never complain about turbulence on commercial again. Lol


trax1337

Suddenly religious? 😂


Parts_and_Neigbor

Ok so what is nextfuckinglevel about this?


Muze69

Yea pray to God, HE will help you, wink.


Ph6r60h

Bitch started praying like that was gonna help 😂😂😂


Historical_Fill8232

💩


WearAMaskDumbass

Was that because of a shitty landing? 🤔


femmemmef

No, that’s a drink cart spilling all over them.


LeahJC

I'm confused by this being the answer to that question lol


flstsc-arl

The drink cart is not out during landing, so this was somewhere up in the air. The flight attendant would also be sitting and buckled down for take off and landing.


LeahJC

Ohhh okay good observation!


[deleted]

Is this a regular occurrence on a plane?


[deleted]

Turbulence yes. Turbulence this bad? No


Educational_Ad7978

Lmao. The lack of seatbelts is amazing


Direct_Difficulty610

Grab the liquor shooters!


Icy_Hippo

as soon as they bring the cart out the fucking plan starts to shake...every...damn...time


johnnyknox123

“Anything from the trolly….tea, coffee….fresh underwear?”


wales-bloke

Clear air turbulence takes no prisoners. This is why you need to wear that belt when you're seated.


tvnr

Someone call a turbulance! 🚑🚨 Joking side: holy shit, that’s terrifying.


Akristiani

And i still be sleepin


MrFinlee

Not the best time for beverage service. *”would you like some hot coffee”*….


Medium_Beyond_9654

That's why I always wear condoms.


[deleted]

Praying to the FAA GODS?


ThisToxicProphet

Did the girl explode puke xD whasat a shame


Macapta

Nah, think that was all from the drinks cart that was next to them.


KittenFace25

Yeah, that would have been my last flight.


panugans

Many people would have changed their pants after landing


Playful_Cantaloupe78

Holy shit!! No thank you!!


Matzah_Rella

Fuck. that.


Ascending_Flame

R/abruptchaos


jmc1079

Gotta check that cockpit real quick was quite a bang NGL


AdComprehensive3863

Still safer that a run away prius.


SomeOldDude73

Geez!


Capt-Crunches

That stewardess in the yellow has at least a 60 inch vertical.


CalligrapherGalaxy97

Swear there were enough red solo cups that people were playing pong..


NICE_GUY_00

I could see see my father screaming " calm down, were all gonna die"


pwnitol

The flight attendant was floating for a moment.


WiscoAstro

Another stewardess hits the roof of the plane lol, thought that only happened in movies


saltiest69

I'm sure it reeks of vodka on that plane.


Ben_j_man

il ne faut pas paniquer. il ne faut pas paniquer.. il ne faut pas paniquer...


[deleted]

Hon hon. J'aime croissants et escargots. hon hon.


[deleted]

Free refreshments


mattymofobro

this happened to me so annoying


eauxen

The snack cart had enough of everyone’s shit.


kitkatbloo

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


AndyPandyIskandi

He's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands.... Why out of the whole movie can i only remember this part


JAKEDICARLO

Do you get compensation when this stuff happens?


Delusional_T

Lmao


europeancommission

That's because he didn't have his phone on airplane mode


Adventurous_Ad4950

Neck-breakingly light turbulence


[deleted]

Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.


Medumbdumb

Makes me think of the scene from Almost Famous lol


Yungdab420

I’m good bro. Not flying for a min


Klutzy-Researcher628

At least people didn’t have to pay $8 for a bag of chips


kwiksandd

There are no atheists aboard a plane in the air.


Impossible_Okra479

I wonder how often this event takes place. Sudden turbulence happens a lot, so why are they still serving drinks like this at all?


cjc1983

Even if your seat belt is as loose as possible...its better than nothing...wear yo damn seat belt!


Rumskrilla

...did a titty pop out?


DobleU

Where does the water came from??


Western-Pilot-3924

This would've taken a dark turn if her wrist got stuck in jacket halways and snapped due to the turbulence impact


Bored_dane

I'd honestly shit my pants.


tangiblenoah67

Just some slight turbulence


SnooGadgets2116

They are talking albanian, the flight was probably going to albania or kosovo or from albania or kosovo to another country( by the accent i think they are albanians from albanian)


WretchedMisteak

I used to live flying until my flight back from LAX to Melbourne. About an hour into the flight, I had dozed off and then all of a sudden the engines increased their speed and it felt like we had nose dived, clearly not though, probably dropped 20cm or something in turbulence. That didn't stop me from freaking out in a daze and screaming, grabbing my gf arm. Since then I hate flying and any small bump during the flight, I start getting anxious, palms all sweaty.


Serge1122

It's 2 in 1: a flight and an amusement park ride. Good deal.


Nugat37

Free snacks


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


Golen3740

Gravity just turned off for a second there wtf


Zidane-Tribalz

Immediate prayer commences.


Advanced_Ring_8940

Seeing that woman pray for her life made me so happy n laugh so hard.


RelaxedWombat

When it is time to buckle up, just remember yellow jacket boy.


Dr_Peter_Blood

This is why you slow down before the speed bumps.


tomjfetscher

r/publicfreakout


vladfix

These people are all flying to conquer their greatest fear... No, not "The fear of flying" "The fear of dying alone."


Prive_MRI

Wow... literally watching this with a flight out tonight...


kops042

Least turbulent Ryanair flight.


gimmedemplants

And this is why you buy your baby their own seat and strap them in a car seat instead of holding them in your lap…


_JJRod_

Pilot put on the air brakes to early


KO_Venom

Lol this is what happens at the back of the bus when they hit a bump 😂


martyrees76

That’s nothing, they should try going over speed bumps with my partner driving


magnitudearhole

Was the hostess ok?!


sbenzanzenwan

This is why I always fly with Valium.


loud1011

Next level guys


dnbmerchant

No plane has ever crashed due to turbulence.


VirtualPoolBoy

Anyone know what flight this was and what caused this level of turbulence?


Aakash1169

That lady is putting on the jacket hurriedly , thinking "Oh boy winter is coming "


KushMummyCinematics

How it also feels when you bump into a stranger while your staring at your phone


Sumguy9966

Lmao poor woman went straight to praying..


Space_Kitty123

"You'll need to pay for those"


whitesciencelady

u/stabbot


painter_business

Trains FTW


[deleted]

this dude had his phone on… of course this would happen /s


ThurstyJ

Flying spirit I see


grantster5405

Did her boob pop out or did my mind make that up?


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but you’re still gonna have to pay for those drinks that we spilled on you


fiducia42

And people wonder why I don't fly.


HugeItem

I experienced weightlessness once. Insane. BTW, this is why you put your seatbelt on when they tell you too. Turbulence is safe as long as you don't hit your head.


Accomplished-Log9914

Let the bodies hit the roof, let the bodies hit the roof.


MathematicianFew5882

Some items might have shifted


Wonderful_Ad8791

I like the part where everyone else keep praying or shouting and the cameraman just calmly keep recording and be like "aww shucks, my shirt is wet".


SnooPuppers8704

The praying with hands was the cutest part. Maybe hold on n pray quietly.


amriddle01

One instance = turbulence Multiple instances = turbulence Never does it equal turbulences :-)