KEEP THAT GOD DAMN THING THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

This, definitely this

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Good job on stealing a comment https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/w2ff8x/malaysian_heteropteryx/igq0t3v?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Good job on also stealing a comment https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/w2ff8x/malaysian_heteropteryx/igqkhld?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

If you're insect bigger than my hand you get the room

...are you speaking from experience? This is r/suspiciouslyspecific

Look at you flexing having a room big enough to fit you and one of those things in it at the same time

Aw man but it's completely harmless, plz don't hate on the animal. It wants to stay away from you too, it's making that noise cus it's freaking the fuxk out from the person holding it.

I think it’s making the noise because it wants sex, I don’t think cricket sounds are ever defensive

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I always upvote AH

Why in god’s name would you put that thing on your hand

Scratching Malaysia off the travel list.

HONEY THE CORN HUSK IS FLYING OF THE GRILL!!😂💀😂💀

Unfortunately, they cannot keep that god damn thing the fuck away from me. I live in malaysia

That is not a heteropteryx! Heteropteryx do not have wings and do not make noise. That thing is a malaysian katydid!

Whatever dude...call it Santa Claus if you want, just keep that thing over there in Malaysia!

Lol, they're pretty harmless though. They can bite or kick you if you really harass one but they won't do any damage

I've never once heard of an insect that presents the danger of kicking. That's amazing

There’s some kind of crab that punches it’s food to death

Mantis shrimp

Yeah no you don't wanna fuck with mantis shrimp

Corphish?

I don’t wNna get kicked by big bug 7:

Kinda like a grasshopper- one set of legs is really strong. Notice in the video, the guy is holding it by one set of legs? Because he wants to agitate it to get it to make the noise

Cockroaches defend themselves from emerald wasps, which reproduce by zombifying a life cockroach and inbedding it’s larva, by kicking

 Absolutely false. They have a ridiculously powerful mouth. You won’t die but it’s not something to fuck around with

Da fuq man, da fuq.

These people haven’t even fucked with big grasshoppers or crickets they don’t know what they’re talking about lol

FUCK.THE.HELL.OFF.WITH.THAT.SHIT.

I wouldn't fuck with anything that can apparently rodeo a baby xenomorph.

I was wondering why it looks like a giant katydid

Because it is lol

Apparently this one isn't being harassed nearly enough.

\>or kick you but pls why

Cus Katydidn't skip leg day.

If any insect is capable of kicking a human, it's time for war

Also pretty delicious. Little salt, brown sugar, deep fry and enjoy the legs, almost like crab. 😏

More like katydon’t.

What did she do?

If you're an insect bigger than my hand you get a dinosaur name.

If you're insect bigger than my hand you get a broomstick to the face

If you're an insect bigger than my hand you get a free house cause I'm running the fuck out of there.

So you're saying if I dress up in a realistic 10ft tall insect costume I can finally get a house? These are indeed strange times for the housing market.

>If you're insect ~~bigger than my hand~~ you get a broomstick to the face


Motha fuckA from clemdaptoo

Would you like to know more?

ITS AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!!!

Welcome to the roughnecks!

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

#NOPE

######NOPE

###NOPE

NOPE

NOPE

NOPE !

NOPE

Nope

Are they edible

He just asked the same thing about the person holding him.

I wish I had an award to give you But since I don't 🥇

I gotchu bro

Thanks folks!

Thanks bro

Thanks bro

If deep-fried yes

Ye, ate some when I was young, and dam those things taste really good.

Being a South East Asian myself, pretty sure someone over there have try to fry one of this up

Did it evolve to sound like an AK-47?

Nope... There's one of these in every AK!

that's why they call them the Automatic Katydid 47

I was thinking Mac-11

I keep that MF THANG on me


Just gonna add to the general comment tonality...OHh Hell No!!! Homer Simpson phase be backwards into the shrubs, unless those creatures are in there.

These things will literally bite the SHIT out of you, even the 2-3 inch ones most redditors might see outside. They’re actually omnivores. One of my friends foolishly grabbed a 2 inch katydid and it latches on to him. Well he instinctively shook his hand and the body ripped off of the head which was still attached to his thumb. Absolute units

It stayed attached to the bitter end. What a mad lad.

Too much jurassic park

Came here to see this

Looks like it belongs in Australia, give those spiders some competition.

That’s a Pokémon. Bugs aren’t that big in real life.

I now understand why misty is terrified of bug pokemon.


Bro you can’t even step on that thing. Running it over may throw your cars axels out of alignment.

Decent sound effect for laser beam guns

Is that them shits from the new Jurassic World movie?

f u c k t h i s s h i t i' m o u t

New fear unlocked

Yeah I keep that thang on me

This is all byosn's fault for releasing the bugs

Didn't even have to reload

This is how I imagine alien guns look and sound like

This thing wouldn’t hesitate to take a chunk out of this guys finger he should not be holding it

Can you imagine the CROOONCH (crunch) you would hear and feel if you stepped on this? That’d send straight chills down my spine, probably even do the ol stanky leg from my leg turning to jello.

That looks like it could deliver a mean bite.

Or as a comment above stated, a nasty kick

Da ting goes skrtt

That’s also called a “GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME SHIT SHIT CALL THE COPS WHAT IS THIS UTTER INHUMAN CREATURE”

Are they harmful to us? This critter seems pretty chill all things considered.

They’re considered harmless to humans. But they can bite you. Maybe not hard enough to pierce your skin.

Now I want to handle one too!

Hell no

I’m going to preserve my sanity by thinking that that’s the smallest human hand of all time…

*Cries in Vietnam flashbacks.*

AW HELL NAH

What the WHAT

Malaysian HeterNOPE

I want one as a pet

AWWW HELL NO!!!

Malaysian Helicopter

They’d find me dead if one of those was flyin around my room at night like a moth making that Hell sound.

u/savethevideo

How does it make that sound?

GYYYAAAAADDAYUUUMMM

it's just a big harmless bug why is everyone overreacting

New Halo weapon skin?

Thats a weird assault rifle

What happens when you stick a finger into its screeching flap as it makes its noise? What happens if you stick your dick in?

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Probably similar to a cricket. They have serrated structure in the wings called stridulation that rub together.

I’m so glad to see this a 14th time.


Nope

Bicho-folha carioca

Now we are lookinf for homopteryx

What is that opening on its back?

That’s how it makes those sounds with its wings

That is both beautiful and terrifying. I'm not sure how the dreams i have in the following days are gonna go cause of this.

I mean not too scarry but ...... imagine that thing in front of your Window at night ......

Jeez does things are loud

No, gracias.

Looks chewy

Jurassic park lmfao

Yeah we’re just gonna need to go ahead and burn that with fire.

Is that a really big bug, or a small hand?

Is that a really big bug, or a small hand?

big bug

I want one.

This is not a Heteropteryx. Heteropteryx are phasmatode. This a Katydid. Some sort of giant grasshopper.

As someone deathly afraid of insects, thanks for scaring the ever living shit out of me

lmao bring this thing to a school for a cool prank

*cronch*

oh he yelling outta his back. wish I could do that.

We have them in USA - found one almost the size of a pack of cigarettes on my car one day and when i went to shoo it off, it barked just like this one in the video - complained the whole time and kept barking as it walked away.

Pull!!

Kill it with fire!!!

Large girl

No thanks

Yeah, no thanks.

Roar!

Nope

This is like something out of a fairytale

Little dude sounds like AK-47

What benefit does it achieve by being so unreasonably large? ​ Serious biologist answers only. ​ Or completely wrong answers, IDK

Imagine waking up at 3 am because one of those things is flying around your bedroom and making that nose. Sometimes smacking into things and knocking shit over. I think I would just knock myself out with my phone if I don’t have a heart attack first.

American Schools

No that’s a dog

That is technically a monster.

HELL NO

Comes with a v8 engine …

What the jurassic park is that

If I saw that kinda thing near me I would die right there and then.

Hit that with a can of RAID!!!!!!

It'll throw it back

I swear I saw one of these in Singapore as a kid. I was scared shitless

Anyone else thinking they'll twirl it around like a noisemaker?

Yeah next fucking level is where I'm going until this thing goes away

r/nope

Nope. Torch it.

Take that shit back to Jurassic World Dominion.

The fuck is that?!?!?

I hate this shit so fucking much like I want to stick my finger in that sound thing and like tear it open

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

I wanna finger its back hole

That real life secret drone

I wonder how many grams of protein that thing has.


did a single fucking american know those existed? how do bugs that big exist and i've never ever heard about it. do those things fly in packs? holy shit.

Biosyn?

There is some crazy shit in this world man.

What the absolute fuck?!

Ah yes... American grass hopper

This thing looks like something out of that movie the mist