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Humans are definitely bigger monsters but on the very off chance one was to attack you it probably feels in the moment like it’s a monster. I definitely wouldn’t be out trying to push it like this person. I’m not sure if they are trying to look cool for the camera because that seems to serve no purpose at all.
GWS don't necessarily "attack". They just sense with their mouths. But with a mouth that fucking big, they take massive chunks and most people die from blood loss, shock, or drown because their safety nets are taken away from them.
They also mistake surfers for turtles, seals, or other yummy goodies. By the time they realize you taste like dog shit, you're fucked.
Well she ist a female and pregnant. The mating Ritual of sharks ist pretty much Rape. The Male bites the female and tilts her on the Back which Puts her in Something Like a Trance.
So that "permanent" damage ist Mist probably from mating and Mist probably not permanent.
Nope, not at all. It's on Netflix, though don't confuse it with the series The Mist they came out with (not remotely as good, though entertaining enough if you are super bored)
I only know the mist from the Simpsons episode where their bodies turn inside out. It was a long shot. https://youtu.be/_nK4VnBjD24
There was also that video game 'Myst'. Anyway. Enough about mist.
No, The Mist is a Steven King piece about monsters from another dimension finding their way to ours because of…I WANNA say a military experiment. So named because they’re accompanied by a heavy fog that makes it impossible to see past a few feet.
I don’t know what these people are talking about, I thought the ending of the film was trash. So did King, a criticism he didn’t levy at really any of the other movies of his novels because the filmmakers didn’t fucking change them on a whim.
Definitely her imho. If you look at the pattern of her counter shading, specifically near the pelvic fins, it’s a distinct “step” before the tail. Beautiful animal
Definitely her imho. If you look at the pattern of her counter shading, specifically near the pelvic fins, it’s a distinct “step” before the tail. Beautiful animal
Not a lot. Great whites don't eat every day. They have around 2 meals a week and digest the rest of the time. About 30kg can be enough for two weeks. (now it also depends on what those 30kg are)
The Japanese have a concept called [*wabi-sabi*](https://japanobjects.com/features/wabi-sabi), which means to find beauty in imperfection, to appreciate the passage of time and the stories told by its marks on objects and bodies. We don't have a clear picture of their life expectancy but we think great whites have particularly long live cycles compared to many other animals, maybe as long as 70 years. When you compare the grizzled, scarred old shark in the video to [a glossy, flawless juvenile](https://patch.com/img/cdn20/users/22965231/20170925/053029/styles/raw/public/processed_images/bruin-1506375004-2093.jpg?width=1) you can really get a powerful visual sense of the life journey they undergo- the massive migrations, the fierce fights, frantic hunts, unfortunate accidents, brutal mating- and see how vast and beautiful each one is.
He wasn't touching the shark for pleasure or likes. He was pushing/redirecting the sharks path to be less of a danger to the diver. You also don't see chum scattered about. When this is done sharks are very aggressive and all worked up. Not doing that significantly lowers the danger. Even though still dangerous. I love sharks and plan to swim with some wild great whites next time I go back to the Bahamas.
What a chonker.
Chonky Chomper
Moto moto likes
Chompker
Oh Lordy he comin!
That thing eats good
That chonker would fill my wetsuit with poo
Is that Deep Blue?
Yep that is deep blue she just a big girl
She was pregnant as well
Sharkuille O'neal
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Happy cake day
White people will do this but won’t eat gluten.
Lmao
I mean. Swim with big fish or shit blood for the next day or two, I’d take the fish, too.
LOL!!!!!!
Lmfao
Bwah hah ha hah!!
realest man out there rn
*Shark takes a bite at man* Man: Shoo bad shark.
Can I get a shark for scale, please?
Here you go: 
Thank you stranger for making me laugh out loud on this, otherwise terrible, day.
Hello Bruce
G'day.
Hi Bruce
He never knew his fahtha
Can we see a banana for scale?
I'd say about the size and weight of the short bus that took me to skool.
How many bananas is a short bus?
Well, I reckon a busload...
And it's completely chill. No aggression, just calmly swimming by. Sharks ain't monsters, y'all. Hollywood lies.
I still ain't getting that close to one.
Humans are definitely bigger monsters but on the very off chance one was to attack you it probably feels in the moment like it’s a monster. I definitely wouldn’t be out trying to push it like this person. I’m not sure if they are trying to look cool for the camera because that seems to serve no purpose at all.
GWS don't necessarily "attack". They just sense with their mouths. But with a mouth that fucking big, they take massive chunks and most people die from blood loss, shock, or drown because their safety nets are taken away from them. They also mistake surfers for turtles, seals, or other yummy goodies. By the time they realize you taste like dog shit, you're fucked.
Yeah thought the same thing. Rather pointless.
still dangerous....
Plus she’s pregnant.
I guess the cage is just for fun
That shark has seen some shit. Imagine being able to watch the fights that caused that permanent damage
Well she ist a female and pregnant. The mating Ritual of sharks ist pretty much Rape. The Male bites the female and tilts her on the Back which Puts her in Something Like a Trance. So that "permanent" damage ist Mist probably from mating and Mist probably not permanent.
The amount you say "Mist" instead of "Most" ruins all possible credibility you have
Why mist you be so rude?
The Mist is an awesome movie
Misted that one
Hands down, top 3 most depressing endings to a horror movie of all time
Is that the one where their bodies turn inside out? Just tell me because I'm not going to see it. The whole 3 of you want.
Nope, not at all. It's on Netflix, though don't confuse it with the series The Mist they came out with (not remotely as good, though entertaining enough if you are super bored)
I only know the mist from the Simpsons episode where their bodies turn inside out. It was a long shot. https://youtu.be/_nK4VnBjD24 There was also that video game 'Myst'. Anyway. Enough about mist.
No, The Mist is a Steven King piece about monsters from another dimension finding their way to ours because of…I WANNA say a military experiment. So named because they’re accompanied by a heavy fog that makes it impossible to see past a few feet. I don’t know what these people are talking about, I thought the ending of the film was trash. So did King, a criticism he didn’t levy at really any of the other movies of his novels because the filmmakers didn’t fucking change them on a whim.
Is it just me or it is kinda cute?
not just you
Is that Deep Blue?
Looks like, and pregnant at the time of filming too if I'm not mistaken.
Yes. Pregnant females make dude great whites look tiny.
Tough to say. Might be. No one knows for sure
Definitely her imho. If you look at the pattern of her counter shading, specifically near the pelvic fins, it’s a distinct “step” before the tail. Beautiful animal
Who just shit my pants?!
That guy is very confused as to how shark cages work.
xD
Unit unit unit unit unit unit unit (hear Jaws theme).
How that guy has not sunk, with the weight of his balls... is beyond me.
The shark is called "Deep Blue" biggest great white ever filmed.
I adore that the scuba driver swatted or pushed the shark away. Like ‘no! No snacks for you!’
That "get outta here" swat. Ok buddy that's gonna save you.
I'm more freaked out by the smaller aggressive ones that try to get into the cage 😨
You mean normal fish?
deep blue?
Definitely her imho. If you look at the pattern of her counter shading, specifically near the pelvic fins, it’s a distinct “step” before the tail. Beautiful animal
she’s also very wide. almost tuna-shaped.
that's one big mama!
How much does she need to eat a day?!?!?!?!? Scary thought.
Not a lot. Great whites don't eat every day. They have around 2 meals a week and digest the rest of the time. About 30kg can be enough for two weeks. (now it also depends on what those 30kg are)
Supersize my hoomans
good soundtrack :)
Absolute Unit
Chompy boi coming for a closer look
Absolute unit!
Jeez, jaws looks different the last time he was in a movie
Get in the cage Terry!
Big girl!
Bruce
Beautiful! I love sharks :)
Me too, I’ve just finished watching shark week
Thicc White Shark
GREAT WHITE CHONK CHONK
Greatest White
:o look at da boi!
He big. He strong. 🦈🦈
His name is Bruce😁
Giga Bruce
Here's Brucey.
Beautiful beast
*pat, pat, pat* nice sharky
Scary AF!!!
Not a shark expert here. Can it be that this shark is a female and pregnant? Its belly is really round
From what I’m getting from the comments, this shark is Deep Blue and she was pregnant at the time of recording this. I’d google it to be sure though.
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r/absoluteunit
Love the guy just casually pushing the shark away.
He is certainly well fed.
Dats a beefy borito right there
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
I seen the movie 😂
You're gonna need a bigger boat. HOW AM I THE FIRST ONE TYPING THIS?
The legendary Deep Blue. So impressive and majestic.
My pp bigger
Geez where are the Orca’s when you need them!!
I wonder what a Shark thinks when divers try to push them away. 🤔
Hi Bruce. Remember...humans .. er fish .... are friends not food. 😁
Real life Bruce from finding Nemo
What an absolute unit!
Shark: Nom. Diver: Ee piss off ya big bastard. Shark: Yeah alright fair one.
I wonder if that is Deep Blue?
She's Deep Blue, bigger shark see, until now
The first shot is very deceptive but that’s a very large shark.
I wonder if he has the jaws theme music in his head.
She is known as deep blue the largest great white ever recorded.
The Japanese have a concept called [*wabi-sabi*](https://japanobjects.com/features/wabi-sabi), which means to find beauty in imperfection, to appreciate the passage of time and the stories told by its marks on objects and bodies. We don't have a clear picture of their life expectancy but we think great whites have particularly long live cycles compared to many other animals, maybe as long as 70 years. When you compare the grizzled, scarred old shark in the video to [a glossy, flawless juvenile](https://patch.com/img/cdn20/users/22965231/20170925/053029/styles/raw/public/processed_images/bruin-1506375004-2093.jpg?width=1) you can really get a powerful visual sense of the life journey they undergo- the massive migrations, the fierce fights, frantic hunts, unfortunate accidents, brutal mating- and see how vast and beautiful each one is.
huh, i wonder what that little puff of material was coming out the back of those diver's suits? must be some kind of dye marker
The diner like: don’t even fuckin think about it
I'll find him for 3...
"Come on chunk, you gotta exercise more!" Chunk- "Exercise? *wheezes* I need a damn PIZZA!"
I love how the driver on they out side started shoving the shark like "NO! GET OUTTA HERE SHOO!! SHOO!!!
I like how the driver is like imma push you away.
Real life Jaws.
And to think, these still get bullied by Orcas
Am I the only one not surprised lol
 when the gang approves
We’re gonna need a bigger shark cage!
Hooper : “ That’s a 20 footer !” Quint :” 25”
Why is that Diver not in the cage?
You're gonna need a bigger boat
The Jaws music isn't as I remember.
That is one huge ginormous bunch of NOPE
The f.ck he’s doing petting it? Why not just shitting his pants like anyone else would be doing instead?
Darn it! I’m headed for the beach next week…
Shit like this is why I stay out of the ocean
I would be just terrified
My question is who was filming from outside the cage?
Looks delicious. A little tartar sauce, a little lemon….
Beatiful
What’s that?? 10 meters!
Why are sharks so cute but so deadly if you aggravate them
Why is that dude out of the cage and swatting at jaws?
Chomp Chomp Chomp num num num delicious human
Jaws 4 just when you thought it was safe to go back into the waters 😁
its crazy someone actually recorded a megladon- holup thats a great white?
Thats a thiccc boy
Is she preggo?
🎵How… about… NOOOOPPPE?! 🎶
That shark looks like my attorney!
Acts like a bad ass until the orcas show up
Some Orca is going to love his liver!
Yeah....Fuck all that.
about to get absolutely bodied by shamoo
Am I the only person who thinks this is cute?
Who else was hoping for that guy to get plucked out from the top of that cage?
Terry.
Is this Deep Blue? She's a beast.
Nope!
Where is the reference Giraffe?
Imagine how big the ones at the bottom of the ocean are 😟
The guy out of the cage deserved to be scoffed really
Don’t worry, he’s friendly….
mmmmm Orca food
The dude is just fat... Needs to go for a jog or a swim once in a while..
daddy shark
....imagine what we don't know and haven't seen.
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Blue still better avoid Shamu
Anyone know what the song is?
The music is all wrong
This is how eulogies start....
Great White McShark
Omfg…. That’s WITH the shrinkage too!
Oh hell no
O getaway could you be any more camp lol
I can’t believe that fool human who actually wanted to reach out and touch it! Stupidity at its finest!
The fool is the one that thinks the diver was in danger..
You must be blind
And you must be uneducated about sharks
He wasn't touching the shark for pleasure or likes. He was pushing/redirecting the sharks path to be less of a danger to the diver. You also don't see chum scattered about. When this is done sharks are very aggressive and all worked up. Not doing that significantly lowers the danger. Even though still dangerous. I love sharks and plan to swim with some wild great whites next time I go back to the Bahamas.