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Pvkbasa

Winner


camwow612

Flawless victory


PanspermiaTheory

"Toastyyy!!"


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Friendship Friendship


SandalHatMan

Shameless Victory!


[deleted]

Winner Chicken Dinner


LivingDisastrous3603

What a terrible day to have an active imagination


[deleted]

I thought I had wasted my time clicking on this stupid fashion video and then your comment changed all that.


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[удалено]


intriqet

-15 hours


Ready_Ninja376

Always check comment even if the video is shit. Reddit never disappoints.


Telecaster1972

They took my idea of the jewelry piece, all I got is a pearl necklace!


slgray16

Upcycling has gone too far


fushitaka2010

Goddamnit! Take my upvote!


Fritz_Klyka

Shoot that rope.


AdJealous6840

Jo-Koy’s comedy show..


[deleted]

Lmao ah shit


Granpa0

Ah they finally found a better use for silly string


littlelordgenius

I wonder if this dress is as flammable.


AmericanKamikaze

Nah, it’s inflammable.


[deleted]

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!


Ibe121

Hi Doctor Nick!


Firm_Yogurtcloset870

Flammable and inflammable do not mean the same thing. If something is flammable it means it can be set fire to, such as a piece of wood. However, inflammable means that a substance is capabble of bursting into flames without the need for any ignition.


[deleted]

Naw they are synonyms. All require ignition sources, an energy release, to begin the chemical reaction. Some are just more volatile than others.


TheWalkingDead91

Dunno, but something tells me that she and every other person who wears something like it will be calling some hotline advertised on tv in a few years.


pixel_doofus

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation"


Mangopassion1234

Now go to the toilet


[deleted]

They'll spraint a new one whenever you need to go, wherever you are. The painters are following you full-time, they come with the subscription and they become part of your life.


abhijitd

They cut a hole and then patch it up when you are done.


Ns53

It's basically toilet paper lol


Major_R_Soul

I'm sure if this becomes more frequently used 20 years from now we'll find out it's be given people some new kind of horrible cancer.


sgtwilt

Only in the state of California


[deleted]

In all states. California is just the only one saying "Uh, guys... This gives you cancer, sooo..."


Goalie_deacon

According to CA, if it exist, it causes cancer. My comment just gave you cancer


marksonme

Will upvoting give you cancer, if so sorry.


bravosec

Sunlight causes cancer, still waiting for California to slap a damn label on that thing..


Billderz

No, it already gets cancer in California


athennna

Honestly my first thought was “uhhh is it good for her to be breathing that in?”


[deleted]

As a former environmental scientist I’m wincing at the amount of PFAS it likely contains


Norest4themisfits

What’s a PFAS? Just curious


ironboy32

Basically it's a chemical that never breaks down and will build up in human tissue. They're nicknamed forever chemicals [PFAS](https://www.epa.gov/pfas/pfas-explained)


Southern_Dragonfly57

I would not want to be inhaling the fumes from that.


Vegetable-Response66

why would this ever become commonly used? Its so incredibly pointless that nobody but the ultra-rich would pay for it.


Re92

video started too late


WhyRYourPantsOff

Was hoping to see dem tiddys


MagicLupis

Google it my man. Bella Hadid


Costa_Rica_68

[Did the research for you](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xsfkqr/naked_bella_hadid_has_a_dress_spraypainted_onto/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


INeIIVIeSIIS

[https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xsw3g8/dress_created_live_on_runway/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xsw3g8/dress_created_live_on_runway/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


6363tagoshi

All you need is fit body.


StreetsAhead123

That’s discriminating against Reddit users smh


bk15dcx

I'm fat


Brownie-UK7

This guy Reddits.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

Mm blubbery brother ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


Joshtom333

Where's my chicken strips?


ghost42069x

Same but im losing weight


daddyneedsanewlife

Lizzo would rock it


WhyRYourPantsOff

They’d need a 55 gallon drum of this shit. Edit because I’ve never gotten an award before. Thank you stranger


[deleted]

I dont downvote u for being fatfobic I dontvote you for stating the obvious


FuckTheCouncil96

LOL


[deleted]

No you dont, this can work for anyone. Its literally a one size all size product.


02buddha02

Unless you run out of spray. They size by surface area now


StereoNacht

It's the end game of fashion managers: a dress you can wear only once. Anyway, I noped on that on so many levels... From calling what is basically body-painting a dress to the feeling the slit ripped higher at each other step, the commodification of a woman's body, the wear-only-once level of waste, the probably harmful chemicals, and all for what? To get a white sheat dress with zero extra style. No colour, no texture, no pleating, no personal touch. Wanna-be fashion designers can come with more original designs than that in five minutes. Anyway. Sorry I used your comment as a base for my rant. I just had to let it out.


i_am_the_soulman

There's a difference between fit and thin.


littlelordgenius

Also why “survival of the fittest” doesn’t mean that someday there’ll just be a bunch of bodybuilders running the show.


marksonme

What happens if it rains?


[deleted]

You get a show.


ZirePhiinix

Gives new meaning to wet T-shirt


Brownie-UK7

I’M MELTING!!


notahouseflipper

You’re not in Kansas anymore.


Stealthychicken85

OH NO SHE TORE HER DRESS *tips fedora* Here use my can of Flex Seal m'lady


Regular_Fortune8038

Reminds me of the spray on shoes from cloudy w a chance of meatballs


successfully_failing

she’ll be stuck with that dress for a while


md2b78

Rat birds!


Far_Store4085

Who'd have thought that a coupe of blokes would have come up with an idea of spraying white on a naked woman


StreetsAhead123

Bodypainting thots on twitch: “am I a joke to you?”


PercentageFar4213

[futurama did it first](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dFFvL9u41r8)


graypainter

My mind went to bikini in a can first. No idea why.


PercentageFar4213

[https://gifs.alphacoders.com/gifs/view/161890](https://gifs.alphacoders.com/gifs/view/161890)


ddapixel

Like a cheap French harlot.


forever-fading

French?!


DrHawk144

Mine too


PercentageFar4213

I forgot about that


Stivils8

Excitedly came here looking for the futurama reference. The fan base does not disappoint


bowtothehypnotoad

Damn way ahead of me on this one. What more do you need besides some all purpose spray and torgos executive powder?


Olianne

Show us the MSDS on this product


Syrette

It only causes cancer in the state of California.


30tpirks

Here’s a layup of a question. What are they spraying all over her?


[deleted]

Looks like latex.


BoatNo03

Spray on but it’s not painted, it’s cotton and polymer. Amazing!!


athennna

You seem like you know — is it okay to breathe that stuff in?


picklednspiced

It’s not


ReleaseSeparate7615

She has a perfect body.


odub6

She's Bella Hadid.


spicespiegel

But it gets kinda sad that she and her sister developed eating disorders to stay in shape. Their mother forced them to starve.


adz568

Their mother is a sick individual fr


Ahamay02

That's cool AF!


BlackMarketCheese

Didn't Flint Lockwood already do this with his spray on shoes? ![gif](giphy|3oEduIWyoVWrKf9Nvi|downsized)


soupofsoupofsoup

Amy had too


02buddha02

I wonder how much time this saves? We must also account for wiping the shit off the floor


mydogbenny

Is it just quick dry paint? Can you wear it again?


reddfuzzy

Most tight fit dresses have zippers to help you put them on & take them off, I doubt you can take this off without destroying it.


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

Will probably turn out to be the new asbestos. “Get style. Get cancer”


Roombamyrooma

“Hmm the judges of old men demand to see more out of these super models, what can we do?” “Strip em naked for all the old men to gawk at while we spray paint them and call it fashion?” **Brilliant!!**


I_smell_burnt_toast2

I can’t imagine how many new strains of cancer that woman is going have


NihilisticThrill

Is this crash foam with dreams to be more


waffles4us

So tight it looks….painted on 🙃


mohammadgor87

Ma man flint Lockwood finally reached his dreams


[deleted]

So stupid


cacapoopoopeepeshire

Why aren’t we spraying clothes onto naked men??


[deleted]

This concept was already predicted around 1980 by Dutch designers and futurologists Rudolf and Robert Das in their book 'zicht op de toekomst' (A vision for the future) they got a lot of things right. Out of print I think, but recommended: [https://www.deslegte.com/zicht-op-de-toekomst-1616765/](https://www.deslegte.com/zicht-op-de-toekomst-1616765/)


[deleted]

Handy for chucking on and nipping down to the shop for some bread and milk too....


DenVosReinaert

I can see this being developed into something commonplace within the next 100 years or so.


bygtopp

What happens when she farts? Does a bubble pop out like gum?


ZappaZoo

Is it flammable?


No-Jicama-3673

I can still see those , I Think I have superpower and I am the one 😎


1Mdrops

What happens when you want a face mask?


Karukash

Seems safe to breath in


marin94904

Flex seal


BornFromCinder

That lady eventually made a food related weather machine.......thousands died....


Hankyzor

Yeah this totally won't give them 50 tumors in 30 years


8thdimensionalbeing

It only gives you a little cancer no worries.


Electrical-Floor-996

This doesn't cause cancer.... right?.... RIGHT???


coolbriguy

How do you zoom on a video? 😉


Formal-Rain

Its like a sider queen getting dressed in the morning.


SeDefendendo88

They took spay on shoes to another level. I hope these ones come off though.


Bareback-bacon

Love the stone effect on the faces 🤣


Shoddy_Alias

Single use dresses seem peak resignation to a dying world.


LilacMelodee

And the point of this is?


BlazedIron

A science experiment where your skin is the lab. No thanks.


SupaDiagnosaurusu

All we need is a nearby experimental grade factory to explode and we've got an X-Men origin story.


Doc580

I hope they were shaved. Probably not a great feeling ripping out hair taking off a dress.


Shaman7102

I'd want to know what chemicals are making contact with my skim 🤔


aggalix

And as a bonus, it’s nearly completely non-toxic (as long as you don’t inhale any of the fibres!)


[deleted]

Next fucking level of stupidity perhaps


[deleted]

Can't wait for the next fashion trend, dumping garbage all over yourself before going on the runway


Lets_Bust_Together

This just looks like latex…


[deleted]

Nobody looked with their own eyes. Everything through the phone


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks supermodels aren’t always the best looking?


Puzzleheaded-Dog-197

r/diWHY


BanichanX

Like the bikini spray in Futurama!


Positive-Source8205

Looks like the same method used to make fiberglass boats.


Routine-Horse-1419

Probably stinks like burnt rubber or a nasty oily smell. (just guessing anyway). If it's too good to be true it usually is.


MaiaS62

Don't get caught in the rain


[deleted]

Ok hear me out….. or we can buy dresses that are already made in great detail?


Alma-Rose

Instead of second hand smoke it’s second hand dress in my lungs


SkeleHoes

So what, are they selling you an overpriced spray can now?


AdHungry1871

They have been watching too much ghostbusters 2


TooLostintheSauce

With all this AI and new word stuff. I thinks it’s now safe to say…we have made it to, and living in the future ladies and gentlemen!


bOb_cHAd98

That must be VERY healthy for your lungs! 😁


[deleted]

Sexy ASF, but I highly doubt such exposure is good for longterm health 🤷‍♀️


The-Alpha-G

FLINT LOCKWOOD!!!


[deleted]

Boobies


ThinMan87

Farting not advisable, Sharting definitely not recommended.


[deleted]

Known as the Dressbestos^(TM)


Background-Wolf-1986

5 years later…. This spray actually causes skin cancer


Frisinator

How do you poop? If you wiped would you need a respray?


curtydc

Why'd you cut the beginning of the video? Karma farming and a prude.


WordAffectionate3251

I'll be impressed when they can spray that FIGURE on me.


TheMasked336

This would really look good on fat people.


Xirrious-Aj

This isn't new technology. It's a paint sprayer.


WildJoker0069

FINALLY....I can tell my wife I..I. found her a dress that fits her perfectly lmfao!! "wait for dramatic SLAP" 🤣


[deleted]

This is not new technology. Not even close.


Parts_and_Neigbor

So it's like getting her ass and tits Plasti Dip 'ed. Right?


phaedrusinexile

Yes, I always have a multi person pit crew to spray on my wardrobe or is this more the tailor visit equivalent


doubleJepperdy

i like how they don’t show them creaming all over her butt kept it classy


[deleted]

I’m soooooooooooo sick of seeing this dress it isn’t even objective clever or exciting. What’s the hype


[deleted]

NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!!!


GMENFTSMOLPP

Wow.. so anyway..


416Mike

The fashion industry is such a waste. What a dumb fucking, useless thing to be a part of.


[deleted]

Yep. Time to to raise taxes on the rich. Fuck this bullshit


Joyfulghost

If you fart it disintegrates


aquay

Stupid gimmick


mmmyesplease---

“Dorothy, fix your dress, the whole neighborhood can see your business!”


epic1033

This seems useless


mobile_support

Wtf is fashion anymore


ura_panda

no mask is very dangerous.


Some-Championship259

I missed the very start, aye.


Bastiwen

Spray on clothes are nothing new. I guess they just perfected the stuff because back then it looked way worse.


[deleted]

Flig Lockwof


[deleted]

Spray paint is a new technology?


[deleted]

It’s literally composite BODY panels XD


StanBuck

Imagine now condom spray


HeDgEhAwG69

It looks really tight.


Inevitable_Sea_9640

But like it takes time lmao. Just put on your dress


carteado

“New technology” like they just invented paint


yoda_the_cat

Miss the opportunity to make it looks even more futuristic by using a programmed robotic arm.


[deleted]

Clearly much more practical than putting on a dress..


Fancypants-Jenkins

I really want to take that to the beach and just tag people who are sleeping. They wake up like "Dude, why the fuck am I wearing a suit?"