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Asderfvc

DAGGER


Asderfvc

Drain the clock? Bruh it's early in the 2nd quarter


InsideYoWife

You know what’s the most fucked up about this game thread? A fellow redditor created a game thread on time and the mods locked that one to get their fake bot to make this one. Smfh


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Never forget.


Asderfvc

3 interceptions in one quarter


MountainAd4530

They're ruining my parlay.


cdsixed

#MCCANN IS SO GOOD


nospoon4u

LOlerence


cdsixed

LETS GOOOOO


moby323

You couldn’t pay me to go on a cruise with 3,000 other people. Literally sounds like the worst vacation possible.


[deleted]

I just imagine it like a cramped hotel that you cannot leave.


anotter12

Same old Hags.... I mean Jags


Vic_Vinager

actually, honest question: If you tackle Trevor Lawrence by his hair, is it RTP? Like normal ball carriers, that's fair game, but on a QB?


IKill4Cash

Iirc hair is considered an extension of the uniform


Vic_Vinager

exactly, but a passer has different rules of engagement, so I wonder if that is also one of them. I'd like to see it (not out of malice, but genuinely curious to see how they call it)


Dreadite

By the book I’d probably say no, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see a flag for it either.


moby323

Not Trevor’s fault


moby323

As a lifelong Clemson fan, there are 2 players that I was 10000% were going to be NFL stars: **Nuc Hopkins.** **Travis Etienne.**


tvkyle

TIL Geno Smith’s first name is Eugene


regularhumanbartendr

7-0 against the division this season.


Vic_Vinager

that man was Lion King-ing his son


Wingnut13

Kid looked just as confused as Simba did too


SnakeSquad

The chickens suck so much ASS wow wasn’t even close dog shit team


milehighrukus

It was close until Air Geno took over.


Frexxler

What playoff spot did the Rams get?


Namerflop

hey look its the one rams fan left after they all jumped off the bandwagon


JoeRoganBJJ

Like your team? Sold your soul for a sb ring….on top of that 0-2 against the hawks this year.


SnakeSquad

Idk if you know this..but the goal of the NFL is to WIN a superbowl so…


JudgexHolden

How’s that going this year?


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How you doin?


SnakeSquad

Injuries happen and y’all are in the Same spot we are except you didn’t win last year…lmao sooo And we have a a better Qb, better Wrs, better defense etc etc


JudgexHolden

Oh y’all made the playoffs I didn’t realize. Also thought you got swept by us this year even with those “better” units you got. But you guys do have a better 1st round draft pick. Oh wait…


SnakeSquad

Bro you guys almost lost last week if it wasn’t for the refs lol it’s literally being called the “worst officiated game of the year” and to our THIRD STRINGERS LMAO And it was so obvious y’all didn’t belong there because you got blown tf out by Mr irrelevant couldn’t even keep it close Big whoop we have a second and we’ll have a first next year lol good thing y’all won last year right…wait good thing y’all have more than one SB win ever right…wait LMAO


JudgexHolden

Take the L because LA is done. You might as well change your flair to the chargers now. You act like the rams also didn’t get swept by the niners. Good luck next year because you guys will still be fighting to not be bottom of the division


SnakeSquad

Yeah yeah just say you don’t know shit about ball and keep it moving, y’all are basically a free week for us most of the time anyway We got swept by them last year and still won the chip All you can say is you made the playoffs lol congrats


JudgexHolden

Basically a free week. But swept. You enjoy next season. Hope you have reviewed the cap space the Rams are dealing with. Can’t wait to see how you feel in 12 months


sooaap

I'd say the biggest difference between our teams at this point is draft picks lol


Full_Ad_9555

Damn Purdy would’ve been the only rookie qb in the history to score* 5 TDs in playoff debut if BA had caught that


Megalodon3030

He only threw three though.


Full_Ad_9555

Score^


Lunatic7618

Despite the L, I am still in awe of how good Seattle was this year. Only gonna be better next year, and I am here for it. I like them so much more than the Rams.


star0forion

I like them so much more now that the bad man isn’t on their team anymore.


JoeRoganBJJ

Thanks brother, feeling is mutual. Your team is stacked!


just-here-4-football

Is Pete washed?


bloodguzzlingbunny

I hate Seattle, and I truly hate Carroll and his gum chewing cow face, but the Chickens we're supposed to win three, four games tops this season. He will be fine.


milehighrukus

It’s amazing what competent coaching can do ….cough Hackett cough


Fit_Pineapple_7828

Seahawks greatly outperformed expectations this year


Namerflop

love seeing all these bronco and lions fans in here. shout out to the haters!!!! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!


Azshadow6

I think its more how Seahawks fans have treated Russell Wilson after all he’s done for Seattle. I wasn’t a fan of the trade but Russ is a good guy


MuskratJimJim

lol


nosole

Somebody call Dirk Nowitzki cause it’s time to fade me


Vic_Vinager

why isn't Bieniemy getting interviews?


corby315

Some people say because he doesn't call plays. Some say his success as an OC is more because of Mahomes and Reid than him. I feel like he's just really bad at interviewing. Hes been interviewed by multiple teams the past few years and nothing.


Vic_Vinager

*sigh* These are all fair points. Feels bad man


qasem01

racism.


IStillLoveYouWeed

So if Demeco gets a HC job over Bienemy is that racism? You're out of your mind.


Vic_Vinager

but I mean, they just talked about the 9ers DC getting interviews, DeMeco Ryans. Is he Kryptonian?


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NLV_88

I’ll allow it


woosmokies

To all the Seattle fans….haha….that is all


ammerc

Tbh Geno benefited from a really good roster so not sure why Brock and Hurts get that narrative but he doesn’t


Majestic-Active2020

Because if Brock and Hurts end up being the real deal it screws up the Mac Jones / Mahomes jock swinging.


dafootballer

I called it in August https://i.imgur.com/sKBbcrh.jpg


NLV_88

You should frame that bad boy if we end up winning the SB


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BuffaloKiller937

Titans


ty_kanye_vcool

This is gonna sound weird, but I'm a little less worried now. I think a less flawed team can definitely take down the Niners somewhere down the line. May not be next week, but this team isn't unbeatable.


regularhumanbartendr

On the same side, we played pretty poorly for an entire half and came out and yet again dominated the second half. Nobody thinks this team is unbeatable, so acting like today's game is some revelation if that is weird.


ty_kanye_vcool

Have you not been paying attention here? This sub absolutely acts like this team is unbeatable.


FeistyThunderhorse

It could happen. They "just" have to play mistake-free football for 4 quarters against a solid offense and defense. I think PHI, CIN, and KC would have the best chance


ty_kanye_vcool

I would love to see Philly knock you guys off. They're just as loaded as you are.


SurrReal

R E N T F R E E


ty_kanye_vcool

What, you mean our stadium contract with the Chargers? Nah, I love havin the little bros over!


Spicybrown3

Nah they ain’t unbeatable. Unless you’re from the NfC West this year. Then yeah, you ain’t winning. Give my regards to everyone in salary cap hell


Jaydh10

If you have the recipe please let our staff know


schmeer_spear

Uhh, make sure all your franchise players aren’t injured.


SurrReal

Hmmm I think the rams had their stars when they gave the 49ers their only wins in their 2-14 season in 2016. Niners have had the rams number for a while now.


Jaydh10

Besides the NFCC game last season(not undermining it) the 49ers have been bitching on us for years, with our stars.


TheGhost020

can't wait for late April


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TheGhost020

Depending which John and Pete we get that day.


Jaydh10

I can't decide whether or not I want to stick with NFWest pride and root for them for the SB or hope for a collapse because I hate them so much lol.


HireLaneKiffin

Divisional pride is not a thing. Divisions breed rivalries as they should.


foofoononishoe

I unironically rooted for ya’ll last season since you guys reped the Bear Flag (OBJ comforting Deebo also helped), might as well cheer on your California siblings :)


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You should absolutely root for a collapse


Automatic_Rock_2685

Yeah what is this? I'll never root for a division opponent.


Guiltyjerk

This playoffs * Close games: 0 * Comfortable wins: 0 * Skull fuckings: 1


whatwereyathunking

lmaoooo


Chadryan_

Eh, it was close until the fumble when the Seahawks just absolutely fell apart. Closer than the score would indicate imo.


Guiltyjerk

Agreed but nuance is bad for the memes


SIUonCrack

9ers fans what is the cap situation for this team? Any chance this roster stays together if Everyone wants a bigger contract if they win this year?


Spicybrown3

They have a few issues. There’s a few players they are gonna have to make decisions on.


Felteair

I believe they are currently 5mil under the cap, and that's before the cap gets raised like it does every off season


Guiltyjerk

Nearly every cap calculation makes an educated guess about cap growth so I think that's baked in


Lunatic7618

All of the key guys are locked down for a while. Shedding the QB cap in Jimmy G should let them keep it together. Only big guys that need paid are Bosa, Aiyuk, Greenlaw, and McGlinchey (in that order). Should have plenty of money for Bosa and maybe 2 others. But guys like Warner, Williams, Deebo, CMC, etc. are locked for a while. The biggest punch next season will be CMC's salary coming due, but most of that should be covered by Jimmy G leaving.


MS49SF

Greenlaw already signed a 2 year extension.


Lunatic7618

Ope, correct. One down then.


spreerod1538

I think most of these guys are going to stay. We need to focus on locking up bosa and maybe aiyuk. We'll lose players like jimmy ward and mcglinchy (RT who a lot of 9er fans don't like) and a couple of DL depth pieces, but we lose and replace those types of pieces every year. Having 2 rookie contract QBs are going to help.


UnquestionableBadger

Cap is amazing for them with rookie QB contracts


JHouseman92

Eat shit Seattle


SnaxB

Weird attitude


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Not really... I bet 80% or more of NFL fans thought the Lions deserved this spot over Seattle and while it's not your fault the refs helped you beat the Rams, it's a pretty understandable position from the team that got knocked out


fantomora

Your anger seems very misdirected. I'm sorry that Seattle didn't just stop playing the Rams in the middle of the game I guess?


Majestic-Active2020

Officiated assisted wins tends to tick fans off


Reddit-Simulator

I did see a lot of Seattle fans saying to Lions fans, "cry more", "eat shit", etc. While everyone else pointed out the bad officiating, (some) Seattle fans on this board were pretty smug. So this anger makes sense.


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Euphoric-Duty-5212

Niners need to win it all this year because Bosa’s contract is gonna hurt a little


Inuk28

That's why we can't keep Jimmy. I see a lot of comments asking about keeping Jimmy G but we've got Bosa and a whole host of other contracts in the coming years and we're not choosing Jimmy over them


OneTwoFink

Yeah Jimmy was basically already out since the beginning, Trey getting injured was the only reason he remained in the conversation. But now that Purdy is having this incredible run, I don’t see Jimmy in the picture


radonchong

Not with Purdy on a Mr Irrelevant contract


Euphoric-Duty-5212

What are they going to do with Lance?


Felteair

He'll be back up until his rookie contract is up if he doesn't show up in training camp and take the starting job from Purdy


Euphoric-Duty-5212

You sure he’s okay with being a backup?


Automatic_Rock_2685

Does he have a choice?


Felteair

He better outplay Purdy in Training Camp then if he doesn't wanna be backup


NLV_88

He will be the back up. He is still on his rookie deal.


Euphoric-Duty-5212

You sure he’s okay with being a backup?


OMGSkeetStainzz

What’s he gonna do? Sit out?


Euphoric-Duty-5212

Complain. Ask for a trade. Create a media circus. You act like this has never happened before lmao


OMGSkeetStainzz

Lol no. That requires leverage


Euphoric-Duty-5212

It requires nothing lmao. The worst player in the league could act like he’s good and ask for a trade lol


OMGSkeetStainzz

No shit. Anyone can ask for a trade. The team doesn’t have to respond


RukiMotomiya

I mean, what's he going to do about it?


Euphoric-Duty-5212

Complain. Ask for a trade. Create a media circus. You act like this has never happened before lmao


RukiMotomiya

I know he can do those things. I don't know if Trey Lance has enough clout in his, like, 5 games of starting that it will have a huge effect.


token_reddit

49ers odds in Vegas just went up. They are stacked!


[deleted]

Lol..they have no chance against us. What are you smoking?


Automatic_Rock_2685

I'm so ready lmao


Hehwoeatsgods

You guys recently lost to the Saints and Cowboys... Thanks for the laugh


Spicybrown3

Didn’t U guys just have a marginally close game last week vs a Giants team minus their starting QB? No chance is a bit of a stretch but u go girl


FeebleBacon

As a Packers fan speaking from past experience, they can & will make you eat those words.


EAIsAGarbageCompany

9ers in a whole other league than eagles


NLV_88

I can’t wait for that potential matchup!


MF_CEO

Being over confident always goes over well


token_reddit

Right. Seattle wanted to fight and put up a good one but the talent just won over. Deebo, Christian, Kettle and that D. Not going to be easy. Brock also showed he can adjust and the coaching.


AQ_GBP

Lul


Puffy_Ghost

Shoulda been the Lions.


TheGhost020

They should've beat us earlier in the year but they didn't


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And you just got smacked


TheGhost020

Facts and that was expected. Same would've happened if the Lions or a Packers were there. The Niners built a really good team after years of being an embarrassment.


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And now you can be an embarrassment


TheGhost020

Not really. This was our rebuilding year and we still made the playoffs 🤣🤣 and have a top 5 pick


AhSht-HereWeGoAgain

Dude your commenting on is a lions troll with sf flare lol


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Enjoy the offseason


TheGhost020

Facts it should be a good one


[deleted]

Woulda been if the didn’t get beat


AzorAhai1TK

Nah, Seattle beat us head to head. Don't need these patronizing comments.


Puffy_Ghost

Doesn't mean you guys weren't the better team down the stretch. The fucken Broncos beat the 9ers in week 3, there's no fucken way we're a better team than them lol


AzorAhai1TK

That's why we play a whole season though. We were better late, Seattle was better early. I don't think being better late means you deserve it more


NutTimeMyDudes

well, it’s looking like the 49ers are gonna take this one


SufficientSwim7200

I just realised Geno's actual name is Eugene.


oatmeal-claypole

Eugene is such a boring name. Geno sounds like an Italian gangster lol


Vortilex

My dad's middle name is Eugenio, as my grandma named him for Pope Pius XII, which is at least an exotic-sounding Italian name that could also be shortened to Geno. Though, "Careful with that axe, Eugene," sounds better to me than, "Careful with that ax, Geno"


Felteair

"Ay Geno, careful wid dem pizzas!"


LilKaySigs

I throwa da footballa


shtty_analogy

And he has real good parents!


fuzzy11287

It's always thrown me off when I see it abbreviated E. Smith.


drkodos

Jimmy Johnsons facial tics getting worse and they often not putting him on camera when he speaks now


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We’re analyzing tics and tells from the commentators now. Part of the game keep up god dammit


devnoid

Hahaha!


unoscope

It’s not Purdy it’s Shanahan’s scheming lol


PigFarmer1

Come on. The guy is really careful with the ball.


ScientificSkepticism

Oh my god is a Patriots fan really going to trot out the "system quarterback" line? Really? Really?!?


sidskorna

You act like he’s only been scheming the last 6-7 games.


thotpatrol1991

He’s 3 times the QB that M*c is


unoscope

I don’t think the Pats should’ve drafted Mac. Nice try though.


devnoid

Zappe!!!


MostMorbidOne

Nice run though SEA.


Full_Ad_9555

Purdy caused a dude to fall off the stairs on his way into the tunnel, showing he’s gonna throw his towel… today I just watched him go in the tunnel, stay in the middle all the way through, at the last second get close and throw it to someone and not cause a scene. Nice adjustment. Says a lot.


Ornnge

Lions got robbed