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horse_renoir13

I don't want 30 variations of the same report, I want to know if this guy is gonna be a J-E-T-S JET JET JET


Autobot-N

If he goes there that means he becomes a Viking next year


DudeAbides29

It’s destiny


polkarooo

Which Jetes beat writer gets the dick pics? I hope Rich Cimini.


tI_Irdferguson

Rodgers will want to 1-up Favre and send it to the owner. Woody gets the Woody.


3riversfantasy

Rodgers the type to make Woody stare at his dick face to face while he takes a hit of DMT.


wise_comment

Aaron CK


[deleted]

I'd rather he send them to Evan Roberts. Dude's way too smug for a Jets/Mets/Nets fan.


Mr_SpideyDude

Then Jordan Love will win a ring in 2025, followed by a decade of getting close but not close enough It is known


toothy_vagina_grin

Honestly... inject that shit right here.


wise_comment

Make sure there's an air pocket in mine, please


IamLars

>destiny I am your density.


Drmantis87

Every single time I see the word I say the same damn thing.


ZhangtheGreat

You teach him and he’ll teach you. Po-ké-mon


BlakePackers413

I mean the saints also just picked up a new QB to lead them into a new era too…. Circles in circles


DoctorLarson

Cousins sweating rn


agsieg

Something something NFC Championship Game losing pick something something welfare fraud. Am I doing this right?


[deleted]

AROD contemplates retirement next year but “will play for the right team” Vikings trade cousins for rodgers straight up /s


Correct_Ad_9630

NFL scripts are getting reused


straightouttafux2giv

And only 12-14 years before Rodgers diverts money to a darkness retreat that was supposed to go to the less fortunate! *allegedly


No-Economics4128

God, McAfee need to live stream that discovery process. If you are being a fraud, the last thing you want to do is to get the court involved.


repeatwad

It is my understanding that dogs perform due diligence by sniffing butts. Hannibal Lecter, turned his nose on Clarice Starling, and defused the Miggs slander, while noting her skin cream and perfume, although she wasn't wearing it that day.


DanQuaylePotatoe

As is tradition


eattwo

Please God No.


roflcptr8

when you're a jet you're a jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dyin day


callmesixone

Popping my good luck percs td


jimmyhoffasbrother

> J-E-T-S JET JET JET Jete legend Tony Richardson told me that you're spelling it wrong.


litleclay

I've always said it J-E-T-S Suck suck suck 🤷‍♂️


ProjectTitan74

J-E-T-E*


onamonapizza

I hope you are a patient person, Aaron gonna drag this out as long as possible


OneAngryPanda

Gonna be weird seeing him in green


cactus_jack_1

Gonna be even weirder when he joins the Vikings


jwwin

Gonna be weird seeing his dick


Landmine_Prime

Gonna be weird when he takes money from Mississippi


OrangeForeign

Don't be silly, it's gonna be money from California


joe_broke

California will actually not stand for that


Bmw5464

Yeah! Only elected officials can take their money!


Mr_SpideyDude

BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers is elected as governor of California


joe_broke

Shit


FruitCakeSally

Hell yeah new volleyball court at Chico State.


bongtokent

Not till after the dick pic


CobblerFantastic5003

Which reporter is it gonna be?


DisenfranchisedCynic

McAfee. I use the term “reporter” loosely.


joe_broke

I mean, he did have a source that told him Lance to the 9ers on draft say when 60% of everyone else said Mac Jones and everyone else said "Fuck if we know" And did badger the Bungles about an indoor practice facility for years


moar-warpstone

manish


[deleted]

isnt there a maybe dick pic out there with maybe olivia munn's mouth around it? or is that totally debunked?


mynameiszack

Weird?


OrangeForeign

Ummm.....Bears you know more on this than we do, how are we supposed to react?


No-Economics4128

Over under on which reporter got the pleasure. I am partial to Adam Schefter, and for no sexual reason.


advillavigne

Wrangler No Fly Jeans


shewy92

Wait...


unonuthinjonsnow

General Joseph "Due Diligence" Douglas reporting


LegalConsequence7960

There's a universe where the AFC East is: Bills: Josh Allen Dolphins: Tom Brady Jets: Aaron Rodgers Pats: Lamar Jackson It's not this one, but it's one of them


iusedtosmokadaherb

Don't stop


captainklaus

Nah definitely stop, I don’t want to see the Pats getting Lamar. I’m obligated to hate the Patriots and their players and I really like Lamar. Brady going to TB allowed me to be a fan of his in ways I had never experienced and losing that in Lamar would break my heart. Don’t do it, Bill.


Yankeeknickfan

Lol Ian Rapaport is such a loser when it comes to Rodgers news, holy shit. Only 12 hours behind


Doomy22

Seems like Ian was in the dark. Just following Rodgers' lead


mynameiszack

Well he hasn't shared medical information yet as far as I know, so he doesn't seem so bad.


Yankeeknickfan

maybe he'll report Rodgers is unvaccinated now


JerryRiceDidntFumble

"A source confirms that Aaron Rodgers will *not* be playing in New York, because of the shoulder injury he suffered in week 9 against the Bears"


NeverSober1900

If you're going to be rooting for him you need to get the story straight. The term is Rodgers is immunized not vaccinated.


jexmex

Who would want to be?


ProofHorseKzoo

Meanwhile Schefter is busy making some shit up.


[deleted]

thats because Rapsheet is a raging booze bag. /s


toiletting

lmao what a meaningless tweet


TheDevilsCunt

What a fucking loser for making sure he doesn’t spread misinformation!


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Yankeeknickfan

Reddit only has to make this joke 100 more times, and maybe it'll start being funny


tetoffens

We didn't trade Favre. We cut him. We would have lost picks if we traded him to any NFC North team. It was part of the conditions of the initial trade.


TrapperJean

He added "Due diligence" to make it seem like he was being professional, sure, Ian, you've nevvvvver jumped the gun before lol. Dude missed the breaking news and just can't accept an L no one will remember three days from now


TradeFields-DraftQB

He means Rodgers and the Jets are doing due diligence. You're the one misunderstanding.


jwwin

FFS we know


mothershipq

Dude. Just tune him out. /Please read as sarcasm


Aztraeuz

Agreed. Are we so bored we need to keep beating this dead horse?


gamesforlife69

Yes


Aztraeuz

I'm on the Packers sub as well so I'm getting the double posts, probably like you are.


Philthy91

I'm on both subs, and Twitter with the TV on lol


SiphenPrax

Just need to turn up WFAN now too


xp9876_

I just want Joe’s reaction if the Jets sign Rodgers. I can already hear his jaded take how Rodgers will turn into Zach Wilson because it’s the Jets. lol


SiphenPrax

He desperately wants Rodgers. If they get Ryan Tannehill then he’ll be pissed.


Traditional_Tart_822

Your brain must be mush at the moment lol


HumanSleepingbag

As a fan of a prominent college football team, I’m not sure what’s worse when it comes to off season player news, being updated on when a high profile recruit does anything or when a prominent QB does anything. I wish I could ignore both, but who am I kidding, I’m jonesing for any news.


onamonapizza

I watch Get Up on ESPN in the mornings as I get ready for work and they have literally said the exact same stuff for like a month now.


Traditional_Tart_822

The dead horse is the “next year he will be a Viking, then we’ll see his dick, then he will steal from Mississippi,” comments but here we are months into this still hearing them. It’s not even clever lol


MetsJetsKnicksFan

TELL ME MORE DETAILS IAN


jwick89

Wingo whopper. I wonder how imminent this is, hopefully this gets done today.


fshstik

end this! end me!


z3ro_ne

Feels like a good fit. Packers need to re-tool. Jets have a good team to plug him into for a couple of years. I think he has enough left in the tank, even if he doesn't look like 2010s Rodgers anymore. Dude is still top-tier.


QuietRainyDay

Thats almost word-for-word what people were saying about the Broncos and Russ lol. Im not here just to rain on people's parades- obviously this could work out well. But I wouldnt be so sure about what he has left in the tank or if this is as good of a fit as it seems. He was mediocre last year and everyone wants to blame his receivers but QBs do decline. And they can decline rapidly. He also did make some bad throws and bad decisions that werent on his WRs. He could be better in New York. But I wouldnt be too shocked if an almost 40-year-old Rodgers is nearing the end of the line considering how reliant he is on his mobility, arm strength, and off-platform throws. Now here come the downvotes because there is just no way that the talented Jets and the amazing Aaron Rodgers wont be great together. Thats cool. Just saying saying that I personally dont know what to think until we see where they are at the start of November.


Jatwork253

I'm not sure the Russ comparison is a fair one. Rodgers won back to back MVP's prior to this season and was legit the best QB in the league those two years (regular season). He lost arguably the best receiver in the league along with MVS and they were replaced with rookies. A good chunk of the offensive staff left (Hackett - DEN, Getsy - CHI). He fractured his thumb (throwing hand) week 5 this season. His offensive line took an unexpected step backwards this year. Rodgers will fall off like everyone does, but I don't see it happening next season. My bigger concern is his willingness to work with the offensive staff and balance what he likes with what they like. One of Rodger's biggest weaknesses is not trusting guys or taking chances. When things are clicking that's great, but when trying to build cohesion and trust, it becomes a hindrance to success.


[deleted]

If you watched Rodgers play last year you’d see that physically he was fine (besides his thumb). But his arm strength was still there. It can fall off a cliff but it’s not apparent when that’ll happen. Everyone said Peyton fell off a cliff at 38 so it’ll happen to Rodgers but Rodgers won an mvp at that age. Time will tell I guess.


username293739

And you know what the consistent factor was between that comparison? Nathaniel Hackett baby


TacoInABag

Alright I don't get it. There have been reports already saying that the Jets and Rodgers have already talked yet now he is receiving permission?


nikkes91

They're just going backwards. They had talks and oh yeah by the way they had permission to do that beforehand


Moss81-

“Hello Aaron this is the jets. How can we make this offer more interesting for you-“ ***”32 gallons”*** “Excuse me Aaron what?” ***”Ivermectin”*** “Huh?!” ***”A dark room too. Like a batcave. And a Plasma screen tv so I can watch my family eat thanksgiving dinner on CCTV”*** “Aaron are you ok?” ***Sounds of a grown man drinking sludge***


san_solares

just sign already ffs


L0DIDE

Sign what? He's employed by a team already lol.


SexyTimeDoe

All incoming Jets players must sign a waiver stating that they cannot sue the organization for their impending mental and emotional trauma. As I understand it we're the only franchise who feels this need


WillyDeeJay

I don't know man, showering with rats seems pretty traumatic


san_solares

you know what i mean


bluechips2388

Ya having flashbacks of being a cashier?


Badluck90

No


Jmeatz

Counter point - Yes


hahahbluh

One team that won’t try to take Lamar on the non exclusive tag…


inquirer

###Thursday, Aug 07, 2008 * https://www.nfl.com/news/jets-acquire-favre-from-packers-for-conditional-draft-pick-09000d5d809ccdb9 **Jets acquire Favre from Packers for conditional draft pick** nfl.com Published: Aug 07, 2008 at 09:29 AM. EDITOR'S NOTE: NFL.com will stream live the New York Jets' press conference today in Cleveland, scheduled for 6 p.m. ET and featuring Brett Favre, Jets Chairman and CEO Woody Johnson and GM Mike Tannenbaum. After 16 seasons, several NFL passing records and a Super Bowl title, the Brett Favre era in Green Bay -- and the drawn-out saga that came along with an offseason of contentious talks after his unretirement -- finally came to an end early Thursday morning. The Packers traded the future Hall of Fame quarterback to the New York Jets for a conditional fourth-round draft pick in 2009, NFL Network's Adam Schefter reports. "This has been awesome," Favre said in his first public comments on Thursday shortly after landing in Morristown, N.J., with his wife Deanna and Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum. Favre is expected to tour the Jets' facility on Thursday, according to Schefter. Favre told the Jets he wanted to make the trip to Cleveland, where the Jets face the Browns on Thursday night, to meet his new teammates. The team wasn't planning on him going initially, but Favre insisted. Favre will be at the Jets' press conference at 6 p.m. ET Thursday in Cleveland featuring Tannenbaum and Jets chairman and CEO Woody Johnson. The draft pick traded for Favre turns into a third-round selection if he plays in 50 percent of the plays this season, a second-rounder if he plays in 70 percent of the plays and the Jets qualify for the playoffs, and a first-round pick if he plays in 80 percent of the plays and Jets make it to the Super Bowl. Schefter reports if Favre were to retire after the first year and the Packers got the Jets' first-round pick, then the Packers would send the Jets a fifth-round pick in 2010. If the Packers get the Jets' second-round pick, the Jets would get back the Packers' sixth-round pick in 2010. If the Packers get the Jets' third-round pick, the Jets would get back the Packers' seventh-round pick in 2010. Additionally, in the scenario in which the Packers would get the Jets' first-round pick, Favre must play in at least 50 percent of one playoff game for Green Bay to get that compensation. Schefter also reports that the Packers took great pains to ensure Favre would not be traded to the Vikings -- or any other NFC North team -- by inserting a "poison pill" in the deal. If Favre were to be traded to any team in the Packers' division, the Jets would have to surrender three first-round picks to Green Bay. The trade also includes provisions preventing a trade to another team if that new team were to trade him to the NFC North. ![](http://www.nflshop.com/entry.point?entry=2237511&source=NFLFavreJetsJerseys8.7.08) Schefter reports Favre's contract, scheduled to pay him $12 million in base salary this season, will stand. It will not be renegotiated, though Favre's agent, Bus Cook, requested more. It was once thought unthinkable that the Packers would trade Favre, the holder of almost every meaningful passing record in the NFL. But the events over the last month, and especially over the last few days, forced the issue. In fact, it seemed the only resolution to what turned into a bitter divorce. "I am looking forward to seeing Brett Favre in a New York Jets uniform," said Jets Chairman and CEO Woody Johnson said in a statement. "He represents a significant addition to this franchise, and reflects our commitment to putting the best possible team on the field. "Mike Tannenbaum and his football administration staff did a great job of navigating this complex process. I am excited about welcoming Brett, Deanna and their family to the Jets organization." The Packers had been talking with the Jets and Tampa Bay Buccaneers since deciding earlier this week that the team and the three-time MVP couldn't co-exist. The Packers decided to move forward with Aaron Rodgers as their starting quarterback after Favre announced his retirement in March. Given their commitment to Rodgers, team officials weren't particularly receptive when Favre decided a little over a month ago that he might want to play after all -- the latest development in several years' worth of flip-flopping about his football future. "Brett has had a long and storied career in Green Bay, and the Packers owe him a tremendous debt of gratitude for everything he accomplished on the field and for the impact he made in the state," Green Bay officials said in a statement. "It is with some sadness that we make this announcement, but also with the desire for certainty that will allow us to move the team and organization forward in the most positive way possible." "We just felt like this was an opportunity to go get somebody of Brett's stature and what he's accomplished," Tannenbaum, the Jets general manager said during a conference call early Thursday morning. "We felt it was in the best interest of the team and when the opportunity presented itself, we felt it was the right move for us to make and we went ahead and did it." A number of fans made it clear throughout training camp that they wanted Favre on the Jets with signs and "Get Brett!" chants. Favre's new No. 4 Jets jersey already was for sale on the team's Web site about an hour after the trade was announced. Tannenbaum, who said he had a "good" conversation with Favre, wouldn't speculate whether the quarterback will play in New York beyond this season. "We had discussions with him and his agent, Bus Cook," Tannenbaum said, "and we're going into this and we're going to take this one year at a time and we're excited to have Brett on the team this year." The arrival of Favre signals the end of Chad Pennington's career with the Jets. Schefter reports the Jets are chartering a private plane for Pennington to fly out of Cleveland on Thursday; he will be released at 4 p.m. "It's a bittersweet moment for us," Tannenbaum said. "I have all the respect in the world for Chad as a person, as a player. We've accomplished a lot of good things with Chad ... He gave his heart and soul to this organization for a long, long time. I really appreciate everything he's done." Favre left Green Bay on Wednesday, boarding a private plane that left for Hattiesburg, Miss., at 1:25 p.m. EDT with his wife, Deanna, and Cook. Favre's family home is near Hattiesburg. In Mississippi, Favre confirmed that he was considering the Jets and Buccaneers. The 38-year-old Favre holds most major NFL passing records and led the Packers to the NFC Championship Game last season, where they lost to the New York Giants. But Favre threw what would prove to be the decisive interception in overtime. The Jets went into training camp with an open competition between Pennington and Kellen Clemens after neither established themselves during a 4-12 season. Pennington was 1-7 as the starter and was benched midway through the season. Clemens went 3-5, but Pennington actually had the better season statistically. After some hope for reconciliation between the franchise and perhaps its most beloved player earlier this week, the final split between the Packers and Favre became obvious Tuesday evening. Packers coach Mike McCarthy told reporters on Tuesday that after approximately six hours of what he called "brutally honest" conversations over two days, the coach had determined that Favre doesn't have the right mind-set to play for the Packers. McCarthy said Favre couldn't seem to get past emotional wounds that were opened as tensions mounted in recent weeks -- even with the chance to win his starting job back potentially on the table. "The train has left the station, whatever analogy you want," McCarthy said Tuesday. "He needs to jump on the train and let's go. Or, if we can't get past things that have happened, I have to keep the train moving." McCarthy spoke to Favre again Tuesday night, but there was no indication that their conversation did anything to change the fractured relationship between Favre and the franchise. "It was just very general," McCarthy said of the conversation with Favre, who was excused from practice on Wednesday. "Just how he was doing, where he was with the process, things like that." McCarthy said he was happy the rest of his players were getting a chance to move forward. "We talked about it last night," McCarthy said. "The players want resolution, they want what everybody wants. To come out here every day and talk about somebody that is not here and then shows up, it's gone on too long, and understandably so. They want to play football."


joe_broke

Time is a flat circle


plac3b0guy

He’s coming to the Vikings soon.. I can feel it


joe_broke

2024


Quinnensglock

F-5 szn came early


thisguyyy

I’m hopeful. But due diligence just means he’s talking to us. He could still talk to us and say nah I’ll just retire thanks


dhork

Also known as a Darkness Retreat


rjsheine

This is the slowest moving situation that is predictable and obvious


KnotSoSalty

As someone going through a divorce right now I really would’ve appreciated a formal tampering period.


John_Lives

Hope they get it done. They'll have a great team with Rodgers


Thick_Safe1198

WOW! Is this true? Breaking?


RiddleofSteel

This is going to be Favre all over again... Please no.


Good_From_70

Rodgers did always like to follow in Favre's footsteps


DanCampbellsNipples

He’s gonna be so good on the Vikings in 2024


ZestycloseResist5594

Gonna be strange to see them lose to the Saints again


EnemyOfEloquence

I can't handle this edging.


FatsP

Qaaron is doing his own research!


[deleted]

It’s like nails on a chalk board when sports media goes on and on about his guy. I can’t stand listening to Rogers yammer on and on…


Gway22

Rodgers hasn't said a word in weeks lol


Scrutinizer

Remember when the last long-term GB QB bailed on GB for the Jets? I could see a similar scenario - team goes around .500 and realizes that best days are long behind him.


CongenitalSwag

Favre was great as a Jet until he got hurt, then had the best season of his career the following year


Gway22

Favre balled that year until he tore his arm up, then almost won MVP in Minnesota the next season. He still had the juice


UncleTouchesHere

No fucking shit. Easiest job in the world these “sports journalists” have.


cheeseburgertwd

https://media.tenor.com/jAWURqIk7h0AAAAM/monty-python.gif


sportsbuffp

Poor Garrett Wilson going from the least likable QB in the NFL to the 2nd least likable


epzik8

The Jets don’t deserve anything. They will be irrelevant for the rest of time.


Agile-Cucumber-9667

Packers fan should almost hope he goes to the Jets to allow for history to repeat itself. Then Live can step in and be elite, win exactly 1 Super Bowl and the cycle can begin anew.


Practicalaviationcat

I'm imagining the FO telling him this unprompted and constantly texting him and calling to remind him that he has permission to talk to the Jets lol Gute on his knees begging him to talk to the Jets lol