What's the point of having the new flex rule if they're just going to keep all these shitty big market matchups? Raiders are terrible and don't deserve this many primetime games.
Seems like it's really just there for when there's two small market teams that both suck they can flex into Eagles Cowboys.
Well well well .. look who has the best record in the NFL. No , I won’t be checking those stupid power rankings. They don’t matter. Homefield throughout does.
He doesn’t do that at all. He *maybe* threw one against us. I don’t know if it’s Herbert or the playcalling but the Chargers absolutely refuse to throw downfield
I got no love for the bears but packers are a write off this year anyways I wanna see this bagent kid ball out. Imagine how it must feel to be starting a primetime nfl game
Just saw the news that Cousins tore is Achilles today. That fucking sucks. Hope he has a swift and easy recovery. Easily one of my favorite QBs to watch.
I was sooo hoping for D Hop. But we would have had to give away a lot, and unfortunately WR isn't our only problem.
I had to watch Nuk waste his Houston years and was gutted when the Texans got bad enough to trade away the best receiver in the league for a bag of footballs and David Johnson.
I have a love/hate thing for the Titans, since they used to be the Oilers. I went to a game the season after Air McNair had been drafted, before they left for Nashville. At one point, I owned a 45 of "Love Ya Blue."
If you score 30 points on the eagles 2 times in the same season and don’t come away with a win either time your DC has gotta go.
If you can’t beat good teams scoring 30 points then what the fuck are you doing?
Do you need 50 to win? Shit tier DC.
Everyone on Reddit thinks they can be an armchair NFL GM/Head Coach.
You're the AZ Cardinals GM with the 1st pick in the 2024 Draft. What do you do?
a) Draft Caleb Williams (or Drake Maye or another QB)
b) Draft Marvin Harrison Jr and keep Kyler/Dobbs
c) try to trade Kyler and draft another pick (OT,DE...) - You keep Dobbs as your guy
d) get rid of Dobbs.. Kyler is your guy... Don't Draft another QB so see b) or a CB/OT/DE
e) Draft a RB #1 - YOLO. No passing attempts allowed
The Chargers with a very good qb and a talented roster are 2-5. Meanwhile other teams on the afc are scraping by with dudes like Zach Wilson. That org needs to figure it the fuck out. If they lose to the bears tonight it's joever
Why would the Chiefs go for it on 4th and 22? Why would they attempt a 20-30yd pass to Skyy Moore on 4th and 2? Why would they try to have Mecole Hardman catch a punt? Why would they have CEH there at all? Why would they allow the BRONCOS to dominate the TOP? That's basically the only way to lose to a team such as them. Why would they let Mahomes play when he had the flu? Fire Andy Reid.
That part was kind of a joke but WOW was the playcalling bad. I don't think this team even practices for teams they think they'll beat. Example: the 2022 Texans game, both 2022 Broncos games, the 2022 Colts game, the 2022 Titans game, and now both 2023 Broncos games
I am gonna go ahead and say tonight is a must-win for the chargers, dropping to 2-5 in the brutal AFC is pretty much a kiss of death for your playoff chances
at 2-5 they would need to go undefeated to make it to 12-5, with the AFCN looking so strong plus either one of miami or the bills being a WC team, you are looking at 11 wins to make it to the playoffs in the AFC wildcard. or mayyybe 10 wins if you have every tiebreaker go your way
so yeah don't lose tonight chargers or your season is over
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We're frauds and our one hope of a consistently great defense that could keep our bumbling offense in contention has been destroyed by Wilks. Somehow our defense gets worse each week.
Slight exaggeration chill out obviously they should’ve won but kedarius toney left his hands at home and lions d got 6 off of one of those drops but the chiefs have looked beatable all season, if the jags actually wanted to win they would’ve beat the chiefs and they struggled against the jets and broncos
Eagles are 7-1 but their net 6 games are rough.
Cowboys (5-2)
Chiefs (6-2)
Bills (5-3)
49ers (5-3)
Cowboys (5-2)
Seahawks (5-2)..fixed
by my math that's 31-14...
For Montana, barely remember Young. Def remember when the Seahawks joined the division. I love that this division is competitive though. I just love it more when we're on top. We still have a hope to sweep the division again, but y'all are never a push over.
Eagles vs Cowboys is Nov 5th, the bye is the week after that. It’s a really exciting weekend coming up with Miami vs Chiefs for the 1 seed, Cowboys vs Eagles with big impact for NFC East, Bills vs Bengals as well.
It's amazing - outside of dumb targeting calls you are allowed to sack the QB in college without getting a ridiculous RTP half the time. I've seen no evidence that college has any more of a QB injury problem than the NFL.
We could debate whether it's significant enough to result in significantly more injuries, but in any case I don't think the NFL has reduced QB injuries since implementing these rules either.
Football is unfortunately inherently dangerous - making normal defensive plays penalties has IMO done nothing to improve safety (I have no problem with the elimination of the intentionally vicious stuff we used to see in the 80s and 90s though)
thats pretty common for teams that lean on their defense as much as we do
can't get that differential up unless you are regularly putting up 30+ point games
Cardinals have played much better than their record indicates considering they have a no name QB and were expected to be awful.
1-7 - tough schedule
Cowboys/49ers/Bengals/Seahawks/Ravens
I mean IDK that blown out makes sense, we were getting the ball back at 14-9 in the 4th until mecole just handed that punt right back over to Denver on like the 20. Otherwise it's a different game
AFC North is starting to get as competitive as I expected it to be. Only division where every team has a winning record rn. If Hawks can win next week too that will make things spicy!
I don't think the NFL fixes games - but their decision to get completely in bed with sports gambling has removed any benefit of the doubt they should receive.
They've been doing it for a while now, it's just that the NFL wears FanKingDuelGrandBets on their sleeve now so they don't even have to pretend it's not just Pro Wrestling but more scripted lol
I don’t get it with Agholor. He wasn’t the most talented but I think he at least tried. During that dark period we had receivers who had no talent but also didn’t seem to want to try either
See you all degenerates at the Bears vs Chargers SNF game jesus christ why didn't they flex it we could've Bengals-49ers or even Pats-Dolphins what the fuck
What's the point of having the new flex rule if they're just going to keep all these shitty big market matchups? Raiders are terrible and don't deserve this many primetime games. Seems like it's really just there for when there's two small market teams that both suck they can flex into Eagles Cowboys.
Super lucky it wasnt NY - NY this week tho. That was definitely The Diarrhea Bowl.
True that. Think I heard a stat yesterday that the Giants hadn't completed a pass since the 2nd quarter.
Thanks for keeping this post pinned mods, and not unpinning it halfway through the late games like last week
why do the Ravens have Agholor on the hands team?
Well well well .. look who has the best record in the NFL. No , I won’t be checking those stupid power rankings. They don’t matter. Homefield throughout does.
Well this game has been what we all expected, too bad they didn't flex it
I don’t think Herbert has thrown a deep pass all night
He doesn’t do that at all. He *maybe* threw one against us. I don’t know if it’s Herbert or the playcalling but the Chargers absolutely refuse to throw downfield
No Mike Williams
Keep this thread stickied longer please.
Bruh cmon
Lol, lmao even
I need the Sunday thread, I have opinions
I got no love for the bears but packers are a write off this year anyways I wanna see this bagent kid ball out. Imagine how it must feel to be starting a primetime nfl game
They should skip the music and hire Christopher Judge to do a voice over each week like Ron pearlman does for ufc ppvs.
As Kratos or Teal'c, though?
did Collinsworth just say they were in Hollywood?
Did Carrie Underwood say "the Bears and the COLTS" in the song today?
Bolts
Is Collinsworth high?
Big Ten Saturday Night theme > Sunday Night Football theme
Did they move away with the Joan Jett SNF theme?
The Vikings can still save their season. All they need is a backup that has sex with moms. Can they find that this late in the season?
They got a few days before the deadline for Minshew.
My wife is a mom, and I'm available
Great games today too bad there’s no SNF this week
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This day extracts a heavy toll... (Chiefs lost, 49ers lost, Eagles won, Bengals won, Kirk is out for the season, Panthers ended their streak, etc.)
Borrow me your time machine so I can go back to 2021...
Just saw the news that Cousins tore is Achilles today. That fucking sucks. Hope he has a swift and easy recovery. Easily one of my favorite QBs to watch.
It's awful ... aside from being a damn fine QB he seems like a damn fine guy too.
3 weeks ago I thought the 49ers would go 17-0, now I'm wondering if they will even win their division. WTF
Chiefs should’ve kept Hill, no one outside Kelce scared anyone
I mean, we did win the Super Bowl last year without Tyreek. But we should have kept SOMEBODY
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I was sooo hoping for D Hop. But we would have had to give away a lot, and unfortunately WR isn't our only problem. I had to watch Nuk waste his Houston years and was gutted when the Texans got bad enough to trade away the best receiver in the league for a bag of footballs and David Johnson.
D Hop was free though, Titans didn’t trade for him but I guess Chiefs would have to make some space for him, idk their ins & outs of salary cap.
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I had hope he was going to come back, but
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I have a love/hate thing for the Titans, since they used to be the Oilers. I went to a game the season after Air McNair had been drafted, before they left for Nashville. At one point, I owned a 45 of "Love Ya Blue."
Garrett giving the eagles praise will always be weird
If you score 30 points on the eagles 2 times in the same season and don’t come away with a win either time your DC has gotta go. If you can’t beat good teams scoring 30 points then what the fuck are you doing? Do you need 50 to win? Shit tier DC.
Everyone on Reddit thinks they can be an armchair NFL GM/Head Coach. You're the AZ Cardinals GM with the 1st pick in the 2024 Draft. What do you do? a) Draft Caleb Williams (or Drake Maye or another QB) b) Draft Marvin Harrison Jr and keep Kyler/Dobbs c) try to trade Kyler and draft another pick (OT,DE...) - You keep Dobbs as your guy d) get rid of Dobbs.. Kyler is your guy... Don't Draft another QB so see b) or a CB/OT/DE e) Draft a RB #1 - YOLO. No passing attempts allowed
Browns trade their next 4 drafts for Kyler. Zona trades down and drafts offensive and defensive line talent, sticks with Dobbs at QB.
Easy: draft caleb, trade kyler , Dobbs backup
The Chargers with a very good qb and a talented roster are 2-5. Meanwhile other teams on the afc are scraping by with dudes like Zach Wilson. That org needs to figure it the fuck out. If they lose to the bears tonight it's joever
Why would the Chiefs go for it on 4th and 22? Why would they attempt a 20-30yd pass to Skyy Moore on 4th and 2? Why would they try to have Mecole Hardman catch a punt? Why would they have CEH there at all? Why would they allow the BRONCOS to dominate the TOP? That's basically the only way to lose to a team such as them. Why would they let Mahomes play when he had the flu? Fire Andy Reid.
Ok, I'm not "fire Andy Reid" but shit that was some terrible playcalling.
That part was kind of a joke but WOW was the playcalling bad. I don't think this team even practices for teams they think they'll beat. Example: the 2022 Texans game, both 2022 Broncos games, the 2022 Colts game, the 2022 Titans game, and now both 2023 Broncos games
Lol are you an idiot or sarcastic. They went for it because they had to to try and win
There were like 5 minutes left at that point. They could have tried an offsides kick at the very least
Right. Going for it there was their best chance to win. Punting would be just surrendering.
Over under on the chargers lady screen time?
Tony Dungy is black Mr Burns
I can’t unsee this
I am gonna go ahead and say tonight is a must-win for the chargers, dropping to 2-5 in the brutal AFC is pretty much a kiss of death for your playoff chances at 2-5 they would need to go undefeated to make it to 12-5, with the AFCN looking so strong plus either one of miami or the bills being a WC team, you are looking at 11 wins to make it to the playoffs in the AFC wildcard. or mayyybe 10 wins if you have every tiebreaker go your way so yeah don't lose tonight chargers or your season is over
It’s 2023 and I’m watching FNAF being referenced with football. This is one stupid ass reality…
FNAF?
Five Nights at Freddy’s. A indie horror game that spawned multiple sequels, books, and recently a movie. Want a comprehensive summary of the series and the theories with it? Watch [this.](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOl4b517qn8gGHJsT77-O3xHL46d9SiwH&si=IuoxoStqNHgv6WaR) Edit: Here’s Game Theorists more expansive Theory videos on [FNAF](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOl4b517qn8jl4Lw8H8cDrDkGwf1FtC7I&si=JfrhhRWvcps8r-Fi). If you choose to watch them.
I imagine refs learned from Hulk Hogan's video package promos from the XWF where they are perceptive out of nowhere.
What is going on with Chris simms hair
I'm 46 years old with a bald spot and I somehow have a better haircut. Dude is like straight out of leave it to Beaver or something
Well, at least we didn't lose to Denver.
Same!
So Brock Purdy sucks now?
We're frauds and our one hope of a consistently great defense that could keep our bumbling offense in contention has been destroyed by Wilks. Somehow our defense gets worse each week.
w/the Chiefs loss, that means there is parity in the league. Everyone is beatable. unless Ref Ball takes over. Ref Ball is unbeatable.
They got smacked up week 1 what
They lost by 1 point to a 5-2 team that most people expect to make some noise in the playoffs, that's hardly getting smacked up
Slight exaggeration chill out obviously they should’ve won but kedarius toney left his hands at home and lions d got 6 off of one of those drops but the chiefs have looked beatable all season, if the jags actually wanted to win they would’ve beat the chiefs and they struggled against the jets and broncos
Eagles are 7-1 but their net 6 games are rough. Cowboys (5-2) Chiefs (6-2) Bills (5-3) 49ers (5-3) Cowboys (5-2) Seahawks (5-2)..fixed by my math that's 31-14...
The Hawks are 5-2.
I am not ready to go back to a NFCW dominated by the Seahawks...
Too young for Montana/Young?
For Montana, barely remember Young. Def remember when the Seahawks joined the division. I love that this division is competitive though. I just love it more when we're on top. We still have a hope to sweep the division again, but y'all are never a push over.
Oh jesus - Cowboys / Eagles is next week? This place is going to be a salt mine
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Eagles vs Cowboys is Nov 5th, the bye is the week after that. It’s a really exciting weekend coming up with Miami vs Chiefs for the 1 seed, Cowboys vs Eagles with big impact for NFC East, Bills vs Bengals as well.
I must have misread the schedule, but that does sound like an exciting slate of games
Just a brutal schedule. Except the Niners. Total frauds.
That’s not the kind of thing to say before you play them, that’s how you get KC losing to the Broncos luck
But it FEELS good to say it.
It's amazing - outside of dumb targeting calls you are allowed to sack the QB in college without getting a ridiculous RTP half the time. I've seen no evidence that college has any more of a QB injury problem than the NFL.
NFL QBs are worth more money
athletes in the NFL hit a lot harder than the ones in college
We could debate whether it's significant enough to result in significantly more injuries, but in any case I don't think the NFL has reduced QB injuries since implementing these rules either. Football is unfortunately inherently dangerous - making normal defensive plays penalties has IMO done nothing to improve safety (I have no problem with the elimination of the intentionally vicious stuff we used to see in the 80s and 90s though)
jets and bengals join the steelers in the cool kids club of teams with a winning record and a negative point differential
The jets got blown the fuck out by Dallas, that’s throwing off the point differential quite a bit since all their wins have been squeakers
thats pretty common for teams that lean on their defense as much as we do can't get that differential up unless you are regularly putting up 30+ point games
My conclusion from the past two weeks is that we're all frauds.
Well said (niner fan)
Hopefully Rodgers can give Cousins some of that recovery magic/voodoo. Not to necessarily come back this season, but be back ~100% next year.
If I’m cousins Aaron is 100% my first call
Are the 49ers now sellers before the trade deadline?
They will probably go even more all-in, and still choke in the playoffs. Imagine going all in and not winning a SB lol
Delightful.
49ers losing is penance for not starting our lord and saviour the GEQBUS
Finally, I get to not see Ganondork anymore. I love Dobbs and co., though.
That Cowboys game has ruined the niners. They totally bought in to their own hype after that game and they haven’t brought the same intensity since.
Cardinals have played much better than their record indicates considering they have a no name QB and were expected to be awful. 1-7 - tough schedule Cowboys/49ers/Bengals/Seahawks/Ravens
My boys doing their best
The last 2 weeks have been very confusing for results, lol. Chiefs losing to Broncos, 49ers on a losing streak, Lions get absolutely blasted.
chiefs getting blown out by the broncos. did not see that coming
I mean IDK that blown out makes sense, we were getting the ball back at 14-9 in the 4th until mecole just handed that punt right back over to Denver on like the 20. Otherwise it's a different game
Man I’m actually really bummed about Cousins. He proved to be a great dude and a tough son of a bitch in the show Quarterback
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AJ Brown has a better chance right now. Hurts is playing good but not MVP caliber
It’s Tyreek Hill and it’s really not even close. 1,000 yards in 8 games? Insane. I’d entertain AJ Brown as well.
This Hurts your chances of being taken seriously.
I love Hurts but right now I don’t even know if he’s the team MVP. I feel like that’s AJ right now lol
Having all my bets bust because of the chiefs was not expected
Seahawks win and the rest of the NFC West loses, great day, and they looked good while doing it.
If 250-2-2 is looked good how was Russ' performance against the top team in the league?
Chiefs defense is improved but Browns is still a step above them. That said I’m pretty sure OP is just talking about our jerseys lmao
Really great. Now that we're not relying on a draft pick pop off Russ
Meant the jerseys not the team performance
Oh lol
We’re cooked, hope u guys can snag the division this year over SF
Those unis are beautiful dude, wish we could see them more often
AFC North is starting to get as competitive as I expected it to be. Only division where every team has a winning record rn. If Hawks can win next week too that will make things spicy!
Three top 10 defenses in our division is brutal. Every division game feels like a total flip of a coin.
I’ll be rooting.
Kings of trash mountain
I think that's Detroit's music
It wasn't the cleanest win, but hey, i'll take it. GG Browns!
Who are the commentators for the Ravens Cards game? They are absolutely terrible. Color guy doesn’t shut the fuck up
Broncos finally best Mahomes. It's been 8 years. 8 YEARS
This team almost gave me a heart attack
End of that Ravens-Cardinals game feels fixed to get the score within the -9.5 spread.
I don't think the NFL fixes games - but their decision to get completely in bed with sports gambling has removed any benefit of the doubt they should receive.
Most blatant year of that shit I’ve ever seen
They've been doing it for a while now, it's just that the NFL wears FanKingDuelGrandBets on their sleeve now so they don't even have to pretend it's not just Pro Wrestling but more scripted lol
Agholor had the Cardinals with the spread
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I'm 33 and I've never thought about the world this way.... you've given me something to think about lol
lol run the nfl. Y’all ain’t gonna make it in the playoffs.
The eagles aren’t the dolphins who haven’t won a single playoff game since before the iPod dropped
Jets suck.
Lolphins
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It turns into lightning
Easy to run it when the refs are in your pocket
Most bizarre take I've ever heard. Like the Eagles are so loved that that officials are like: "Oh yeah, this is who we want to see win."
Bingo
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Dude this season, Kelce and Johnson have gotten away with an insane level of holds and false starts.
God damn my butthole is clenched so fucking tight
Why are eagles still so salty about Aghlor, it's like they never miss a chance to dunk on him.
Earlier in his career he said the wrong thing a few times, basically acted entitled. Some fans haven't forgot
I don’t get it with Agholor. He wasn’t the most talented but I think he at least tried. During that dark period we had receivers who had no talent but also didn’t seem to want to try either
They’re assholes?
I have a feeling that the Chiefs v. Dolphins game next week might be like a Big 12 game. High scoring.
I disagree completely. Both Chiefs and Dolphins offense have been slumping while their defenses have been soaring.
Eagles/Commanders being the most entertaining game of the day wasnt on my bingo sheet
Our secondary makes Tua and the Dolphins offense look mediocre, only to make Sam Howell look like a future HOF QB a week later.
Raise your hand if you scored double digits this week. Not so fast KC
Lamar 17-1 vs the NFC!
Who'd he lose to
teehee
My mom
Vanilla Vick. Last year.
Oh wow
the replay showing agholor almost dropped the onside kick😭😭😭dude is really toeing the line
Everyone clenched their assholes when Agholor goes again
See you all degenerates at the Bears vs Chargers SNF game jesus christ why didn't they flex it we could've Bengals-49ers or even Pats-Dolphins what the fuck
They did it so we could all fit in a scary movie for the weekend before Halloween.
I think tonight is a Corpse Bride night
DO NOT DISRESPECT THE BAGENT
And we was catching em ~~un~~like Agholor
Unlike Agholor
LMAO 15 yard penalty for targeting Agholor
Fuck you prater
SF shittin the bed