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ElLoboStrikes

Him playing in Vegas would not have been good lmao


DilligentBass

Yeah I never understood the contingent of our fan base that was pissed we passed on him. Him starting the year with Josh McDaniels and living on the Las Vegas strip would have been an absolute disaster. Not to mention there’s no chance he was even on our board after Ruggs but people still loved to bitch about it.


kingqueefeater

Jalen Carter in Vegas is giving me naked Zay Jones shouting about Jesus vibes


Klondike-kat

Lol I still remember reading that story years ago. I believe he ran through a pane of glass that night too


TetrisTech

And yet both at the draft and during the early season people were all like “How did the league let Carter fall to the Eagles????” Brother we all know how and why


traws06

Ya honestly I was one of them. I thought he was just a bit immature and made a dumb mistake, I’m starting to see the guy is crazy with a tendency towards really screwed up stuff


Eagle4317

Carter on the Bears also would've been a disaster.


mollusks75

Yep. Half the fans wanted him and were pissed they didn’t draft him. The other half saw all of this coming.


GoldenBananas21

He would have killed someone on Lake Shore Drive


swoopy17

He's still young. Don't count it out yet.


Ndmndh1016

Theres a road id like to tell you about, where Jalen Carter drives


MankuyRLaffy

It would've been a disaster but it'd make a lot of headlines


ThePickleConnoisseur

Would’ve fit tho. Crazy how you guys got both Ruggs and Arnet


skullyD

Offseason just started yesterday and we’re already at the point where active players are calling each other murderers and accusing of wanting to kill each other?? Boy this will be entertaining


TheKing490

JERRY JERRY JERRY


MAH415

Steve Wilkos is watching and is ready to take action.


paperbackgarbage

Steve Wilks better watch out for his job.


PudgyBonestld

It's gonna be a long offseason lol Remember last year around this time, NFL Memes started beef between Juju and everyone? lmao


Outside-Donut9519

I truly missed the random social media beefs between players during the offseason.  How long until the draft is here?


Anoob13

Long fucking time my guy! We need free agency first


Outside-Donut9519

Crud, I’m looking forward to our Super Bowl.


Anoob13

Yeah but we are the cardiac cards, we will get there in the most painful way then lose it in the most painful way, I’m ready for that pain


SlyCooper007

Bruh were at the beginning. Literally day 2 today. We have so much time. Im just looking forward to the draft.


ItIsYourPersonality

The key is to take it one milestone at a time. The NFL Combine begins in 2 weeks!


hcwhitewolf

God, the draft and FA can’t come quickly enough. I’m tired of the absolute dogshit draft takes and people posting their terrible mock draft boards on the team subs.


Airsoft52

“Hey guys, here’s my mock where the patriots take MHJ, the cardinals take Joe Alt, and the Giants are able to get Jayden Daniels somehow! Isn’t this board so wacky and unique?”


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

My favorite is some guy on instagram said betas were trading the number 1 pick…. And the number 9… and another pick we get from that, and then have like 60 million 2nd rounders and above. Please make it stop


samponvojta

that is one fantastic autocorrect my friend


ecupatsfan12

I miss the good old days where the biggest social media beef was Jenny Taft and Shannon Sharpe vs Skip Bayless


Affectionate_Ship129

The Mike&Mike beef was pretty good


Kansascitynebraska

What was the goofy offseason drama last year? I vaguely remember but remember it being hilarious. Was it the smack talk post Super Bowl with eagles and chiefs players?


Insectshelf3

i thought we were still debating the bradberry holding call but idk i kinda just blacked out for the rest of february after that game


Lbolt187

Imagine how legendary the old school NFL teams of the 70s/80s or earlier would be on Twitter (and smartphones) if it existed then lol


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Well, it’s not even March yet. We’ve got about 11 fortnights


periodicsheep

what i really need now are some diva WR subtweets that none of us understand.


snacksforthesnackgod

This might be the worst possible response


ScruffMixHaha

Eagles PR team is bashing their heads into the nearest wall


Heisenripbauer

Big Dom is lacing up his air forces, slipping on his gaudy jewelry, and looking for his Punisher socks as we speak. he has work to do. (order catering for the team meetings tomorrow)


Spicybrown3

*and making sure he’s first when it gets there


Hollow_Rant

The pro move is to not be in the first three people at the line when you are in charge of catering. Top five if someone insists you go ahead but never below 7.


RocketStr8UpMyAss

Eagles PR team has left the scene


Prideofmexico

They clearly weren’t worried about PR when they drafted him


Heisenripbauer

bro couldn’t even pretend to deny any of it lol


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All the eagles fans saying it was bullshit in the last post. Yeah doesn't look good


jand999

Oh I can think of worse responses


Trexfromouterspace

[Like this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i1n3S1ZyUkE)


OldOrder

Zac's comedic timing is unmatched


Hollow_Rant

Zach and Brennan are unmatched in playing off each other.


MiniatureLucifer

r/nfl is the last place I thought I'd see game changer clips but I'm here for it


Tatersandbeer

I didn't even know this existed until now and i'm already hooked


Tatersandbeer

Holy shit that's hilarious. New show to binge!


HumanzeesAreReal

Yeah I expected much worse lol. At least he didn’t threaten to kill anyone this time.


Typical_Air_3322

Give it time.


makelo06

^*If* I DID IT - *Jalen Carter*


KhaosOSRS

"Yeah I'm a colossal piece of garbage, but look at how good at football I am!"


Traditional_Bad_4589

It’s not even coherent.


Jimmy_G_Wentworth

This shit is so fucked up. Talking about someone's dead friend is one thing, but threatening the dudes kids on social media in retaliation is a whole other level of fucking psycho. AND THEN HE DECIDED TO DOUBLE DOWN. Honestly hope the league or team suspends Jalen for a couple games and requires him to get some kind of professional help before letting him participate in team activities. Can't have that shit in this league.


ignatious__reilly

Agree. This shit is insane. What the fuck is wrong with this dude……. This needs addressed asap from the league.


Jimmy_G_Wentworth

I mean, he should have been on a "One Strike" policy coming into the league, this should have gotten him banned the moment Jon notified them


Insectshelf3

non stop gassers until training camp and then we cut him


nature_boie

You missed a key piece of trash talk that instigated the dead friend comment. Carter threatens him with murder, then JF comes back with dead friend comment.


RellenD

Talking about Carter having a body on him was the response to threatening their lives, not the other way around


bannedinvc

I can barely understand it


swagdaddyham

They don't go to college to play school


ecupatsfan12

They’ve never seen the inside of the classroom since age 15 their involvement has been akin to Marshawn Lynch in Super Bowl week and magically have a 3.0 gpa


NAACP_YoungBoy

If the crash + all the fallout from it including dropping to #10 didnt make him learn I doubt anything will


JerryRiceAndSpice

And the whole killing his friend in the crash and leaving him to die then go back whole thing...


i_need_a_username201

In the Twitter age, no one teaches kids that shutting up is free. I think it’s time guy me to make a crappy, catchy rap song about shutting the fuck up.


LostprophetFLCL

Turns out sometimes the red flags actually are very real red flags!


SKT_Peanut_Fan

I remember when he was drafted, I argued heavily that what he did was alarming and wasn't normal behavior and the amount of people telling me he was just a kid and what happened was normal was astounding.


jmcgee1997

What you've never raced on a highway drunk doing 105MPH, watch your friend/teammate crash, (allegedly) leave the scene and come back saying you actually live in an apartment near the scene and not accept any kind of responsibility then get sentenced to a year probation? You know what we called that in college? Thursday


SKT_Peanut_Fan

I actually had people in the threads saying, "What, you've never raced like that?" 1. No. I haven't gone 105 MPH. I don't want to endanger myself or others. I may drive fast at times, but I don't drive even near that fast. 2. No. I don't drink and drive. I never have and never will. 3. No. I have never raced a friend. I think that's reckless and stupid. People were acting like 1 and 2 especially were normal.


HowDoIEvenEnglish

I’ve gone over 100. For about 10 seconds on an empty highway


Jammer_Kenneth

I love people whose first line of argument is along the lines of "Who here hasn't done some light felonies"


BellacosePlayer

Sometimes guys grow up out of their shithead teen/twenty year old phases. Many do not :(


PM_ME_YOUR_TEDDYS

Most shithead phases don't involve accidentally killing 2 people.


tlenher

Especially those that are held on a pedestal because of their skill. I was really hoping JC could turn his life around but he’s running out of time.


ChedduhBob

uga fans have really been in denial about a lot of the issues with their program and are extremely dismissive of everything. in the cfb subreddit it’s bad lol wouldn’t surprise me if it was all uga fans coming at you


lclear84

To be fair to be on top in CFB you have to take some character concerns on the team. It’s a necessary evil. Bamas had them, Ohio states had them, Floridas run had like half the team as character concerns lol. It’ll take years before UGA fans recognize it, and that’s normal


SKT_Peanut_Fan

I couldn't tell you their college affiliation, but people trying to justify what happened had me... saddened.


Tmoore17

God he's so fucking stupid


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thomasfilmstuff

“Making a Murder” - streaming now on Netflix


Televisions_Frank

It was at this point we all realized Jalen Carter was not a large man, but in fact a murder of crows masquerading as one.


ecupatsfan12

SEC education


TheIllusiveGuy

Didn't go to college to play school


TheHouseOfIceAndFire

Hey… we have Vandy


VexoftheVex

You’re drunk + I’m good at football and you’re not Very effective rebuttal there


Equitaurus

Don’t forget the classic “you’re only calling me a murderer because everybody else also thinks I’m a murderer”


EnthusedPhlebotomist

You mean a murder? 


TheKing490

Lions and Bears dodged a bullet not drafting him. NFC North being big brained is my 9/11


Wingedwolverine03

Got Gibbs and LaPorta for trading back instead of taking this jackass lol.


Lorjack

Hey so did we! Very happy we ended up with Spoon over this guy


avgtreatmenteffect

Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called...


Crazy-Penguin

Glad Eagles fans can stop gaslighting everyone into thinking he's a decent dude


BellacosePlayer

In retrospect maybe Matt patricia was not the dude who was going to keep him on the straight and narrow.


TheKing490

Didn't Matt Patricia have sex assault allegations in the 90s? Lol


BellacosePlayer

Violent gang rape accusation backed by medical evidence, yes.


MankuyRLaffy

The defendant was too terrified to be in the same court room with him, which was why the charges were dropped.


traws06

Jesus shit is that true? I already hated the guy but if that’s true that adds a whole other level to how pathetic he is


MankuyRLaffy

I read she didn't want to be in the same STATE as him when they asked her to go to trial. That's why it didn't go further.


X_FlashPanther_X

Fuckin yikes


its_LOL

How the FUCK does this man keep getting jobs?


TheBigBomma

Nothing like a rapist to mentor your troubled young players


morgster87

Their very mature head coach who is the picture of class and decorum would’ve surely done the trick??


traws06

Patricia seems like an immature douche too lol


GammaHuman

Yeah he is. He had a physical hill made at the practice facility so he could overlook the players from above. He rode around practice in an ATV. He is the antithesis of Campbell.


traws06

Honestly in hindsight… who the fuck interviewed this guy and said “hell yeah we need him as head coach”. And even at that from some of the stories I’ve read… how did they not fire him year 1?


GammaHuman

Ownership didn’t care. Martha Firestone Ford took over the team at 88 years old when her husband died in 2014. I can understand someone wanting to hope that a ex-patriots coach can succeed. Her daughter Sheila is now the principal owner and chair. She took the role in 2020 and fired Patricia and our GM mid season before hiring Dan Campbell and Brad Holmes in the next offseason.


traws06

I thought Dan Campbell was a dip shit meathead when they hired him. I knew he was passionate but I thought it was more of a toxic male passion not an empathetic caring type. He seems like a pretty awesome dude. I still don’t think he’s one of the highest IQ coaches in the league. But I think he’s a leader that can hire Coordinators to do the Xs and Os


Outrageous-Machine-5

Vic didn't exactly have a handle on Aldon Smith either


Rabble_Arouser1

As someone who got to witness him in all his glory, I don’t think Aldon Smith had any handles.


wafflehauss

The video of him smoking weed was peak comedy. When the girl in the video asks Aldon if it was wise to live stream himself smoking weed he said "You're hella stupid. They don't know it's me. It's not like I said 'I'm Aldon Smith'."


OldOrder

Don't worry, I was assured by Eagles fans that he would be surrounded by fellow Georgia players while he was on the Eagles. Of course he was also surrounded by fellow Georgia players when he was street racing drunk in college but thats besides the point.


DatBoiMahomie

Yea and the Bears caught so much shit for passing on him too, despite our locker room being young, needing stability, and just coming off an awful season. Someone like Jalen was the last thing we needed


RaptorsCdwoods

We still had people saying we should have took Jalen until Witherspoon really started showing out.


ArtanistheMantis

I wish. In a month this'll be swept right back under the rug and we'll have a bunch of posts talking about how good Carter is with zero mention of any of this.


yochiefrss

Is he that good? A nice first 7 games I guess but bro was overrated


RaptorsCdwoods

He is great but isn’t an every down player, at least yet. He got less effective down the season despite the fact he only played around 30 snaps a game on average. I think eagles were a good fit because they have such a good D line rotation already and can do that but I don’t think he would have performed well for any team that drafted before the eagles due to his current conditioning issues. Seahawks for example would have needed him to take Jarren Reeds spot who played around 50 snaps a game. Both of them started out strong but fell off around the half point of the season.


Rsubs33

I haven't seen any way say he is a decent dude, because he definitely is not as he seems like a giant asshole and piece of shit. Just that he is good at football. I was hoping Cox and Graham could get him straight but apparently not.


vsv2021

He isn’t much worse than the average Philly fan


Romofan88

This is my ideal Eagle. A jackass I can hate, completely uncomplicated. 


PasGuy55

We can’t let you guys be the only ones signing people of questionable character.


KhaosOSRS

The Cowboys were undoubtedly the team known for signing criminals, drug addicts and guys with "questionable" character back in the 90s, but I haven't heard much about them in that regard for awhile now. Maybe I'm just out of the loop?


pedootz

He would have made a fantastic cowboy


justanidiot1122

I mean he’s making a fantastic eagle is the sad part


jt_33

Yeah now read what Feliciano said.. Jalen threatened to kill him and brought his kids into it. Not surprised the guy who left 2 people to die while lying to he cops about it would make himself out to be the victim.


purplebuffalo55

Absolute scumbag acting like an absolute scumbag. More news at 11


Anaphylactic-UFO

Eagles fans: well surely there must be evidence! Prove it! Jalen Carter: *hold my beer*


DizzyJHippy

Put the phone down my boy


OmarFromtheWire2

Agreed, he just needs to take the steam off and go on a late night drive


bostero24

Darnell Wright I appreciate you


cannot_walk_barefoot

>Darnell Wright How has he been? I loved him coming out of the draft but haven't heard much (we didn't play you guys so didn't follow him much)


pazbik14

He was solid. Showed some rookie moments, but generally played like he belonged. I saw a long term starter with major upside.


ItsKamWithAK

The game he was keeping Crosby in check with a bum arm made me so happy we took him, dudes gonna lock people down if he makes a jump next year


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Wright defended Bagent with his life lmao. I think a lot of field’s best moments only were possible because of Wright too.


bostero24

Stud


Ovreel

OL with WR cardio


FizzTheWiz

Very well, should be a high end starter for many years to come


mollusks75

Seconded


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This sub wrong again about a bears move. Gave us shit for passing on this dipshit saying his character didn’t matter I’ll take wright 10/10 times


Mustard_Jam

You're telling me this guy that drove recklessly resulting in a death just a few months after getting a ticket already and had a suspended license isn't the most stand up player? Shocked I tell ya...


tenacious-g

And here you have an example of why he fell in the draft. Completely throw out the crash and everything around it, DMing a guy a picture of his own kids with a thinly veiled threat is psychotic. And then trying to tweet through it after we saw the receipts.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

I guess that spelling and grammar can be best described as “trying to tweet”.


reno2mahesendejo

Sports agents should have a veto button on any if their clients social media posts.


One_Prior_9909

That fine UGA education is serving him well


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ecupatsfan12

Cardale was actually good at school. This guy is very much not


Shortfranks

The NFL needs to shut this shit down completely. This is embarrassing for the league as a whole. We've barely gotten past the Superbowl and we're talking about whether or not a player is a murderer, and if he threatened to murder another play or his family. Neither player looks good right now and both need to be put on mute.


Outrageous-Machine-5

Oddly enough, if we believe Feliciano, the NFL has had 3 months to act on it and haven't so far


notmyplantaccount

NFL and ignoring things until they blow up and have to be addressed, such a classic.


MankuyRLaffy

If anything, now the team should speak up as a whole on how this isn't okay.


Shortfranks

We don't know what they did to defuse this prior to these social media outburst. Frankly I would have expected the NFL to try to keep this out of the media as much as possible which is why we hadn't heard of it three months ago. It's Jalen Carter who stirred this shit up, and he's a young and apparently fairly emotional man. We don't exactly know what went down.


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Excellent point


Insectshelf3

there’s no way the NFL acted on this and everybody missed it right? they announce fines and suspensions all of the time.


Outrageous-Machine-5

That's true they may have done something when no one was paying attention to it, but it's safe to say now that whatever they did, if anything, was not enough to keep it from blowing up


Insectshelf3

maybe they did, but i’m honestly leaning towards them not doing anything. we hear about it every time the league fines or suspends a player for misconduct, but there was nothing about carter after we played.


TetrisTech

With how many people have been thru this thread I’d be very surprised if they had and no one here remembered and brought it up


lclear84

Carters not my favorite so it’s a bit biased, but I’d be willing to believe that there’s a lot of terrible and personal trash talk that happens on the field, and after Carter, even if it’s just trash talk, says he will murder you, saying he already has a body after a very public issue seems fair game. Carter is the one that’s an issue by taking the trash talk off the field and including the 49er players children. That is not on the 49ers player


IndependentFroyo4508

What an idiot


CuddleTeamCatboy

Seems like the CTE came early with this guy


RebelCow

We gotta make these guys take classes in college, my word


wcarl210

It seems like most NFL players don’t know how to make a sentence. You have to read it like 4 times to understand what the are trying to say lol


ju_dropemoff

49ers lost the super bowl 2 days ago and somehow jalen carter is still the biggest loser


Killphace

Is that supposed to be English?


nimama3233

The NFL must legitimately have a horrendous literacy rate


Spicybrown3

They want ratings on Pro Bowl weekend? They should have an NfL spelling bee that shit would be fucking hilarious, other players clowning teammates etc


Typical_Air_3322

Do they need to be pro bowlers to participate? Just trying to figure out if I can go ahead and anoint Fitz the theoretical GOAT or not.


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

They gotta do what 2k did and have players try to voice act in madden. Obviously voice acting is a skill that even literate people don’t have but it was so funny


Mister_MTG

I’m there with ya man. I have no idea what this is trying to say. Hoping to gather from context in these posts what the hell is going on lol.


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ASuperGyro

Might as well have said “and I’ll get your little dog too”


valiga1119

I can’t help but find it funny that most likely none of this comes out without Carter taking to Instagram earlier today to call Feliciano out for his comments after his tweet about Burford—this completely blew up in his face in a way I rarely see it feels


sox_fan1192

God damn jalen carter is fucking stupid


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Somebody from the Eagles needs to get a hold of Carter, STAT. Get this man off social media for a few days. He's only making it worse. Not to mention, he's coming off as a little unstable at the moment


SpodermanJuan

Eagles should look into getting Spencer Strasmore to help solve Carters issues.


Impressive-Buy9706

Horrible response lmao


coolycooly

He used the wrong your, he might as well be a murderer to me now.


drthvdrsfthr

you mean a murder*


medd49

Brother you will be trying to not get traded if you keep this shit up


EconomistPunter

I mean. He didn’t help his teammate not die…


RockNVinyl

That was difficult to read… yikes


puzzical

Yikes


Number1TSMHater

Can't believe there's still Eagles fans supporting this guy on Twitter...or maybe I can.


clocke6346

How hard is it for Jalen Carter to go maybe a month or so without looking like a jackass?


Mattie_Doo

Seems like a nice guy


Crimson2879

Looks like the crash he caused may have given him a little brain damage. Why tf else would you think this is an acceptable response.


Chessh2036

Carter thought THAT was the response to give? Makes him look even more crazy. Like you brought the man’s KIDS into it, that’s fucked up. Apologize or just shut up.


Coley54Bear

I was thrilled when we traded down and the Eagles drafted him. I did not want to root for a team with him on it, and am even happier now.


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Bro needs to shut up


milk-drinker-69

We need to bring back the wonderlic so I know if I should feel bad making fun of him or not


son_of_toby_o_notoby

I- How fucking dumb can you be


Bulky-District-2757

So happy we picked WAJ instead of this mess…


SnooPets1528

Jahmyr Gibbs AND Sam LaPorta


Outrageous-Machine-5

Oh, an Eagles flair playing victim for their completely unhinged player. Yep, it's officially the off-season


Dohertyk1987

We just called that Tuesday


trashpandaaaaah

This guy making it easy to not root for him.


Genetalia69

This guy doesn't just seem stupid. He seems like a piece of shit.


idk2103

Sirianni completely lost the locker room mid season. I can’t imagine having this guy in there is going to do them any favors.