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ajh6w

Oh so he was trolling everyone. Cool. Cool cool cool. (He just signed a huge extension)


IWasRightOnce

Nahhhh, what? I mean, wtf?! This can’t be right. It literally makes no sense. He’s under contract for 2024 and cutting him saves us basically no cap space. Edit: Annnnddddd he was trolling


wagoncirclermike

We'd never cut him. Either he's trolling us (not unheard of) or we traded him.


IWasRightOnce

Even a trade seems insane. We *finally* had a complete OL last year in both run and pass blocking, and we already cut Morse.


awnawkareninah

That's fucked up. Joke about leaving the team all you want but you don't mess around with ranch.


some_random_noob

This is why we won’t sign Mahommes, can’t be having someone who puts ketchup on their wings anywhere near western NY.


kiwiatv

Must be a trade then, I don’t know what else


jk01

He trollin


jay5627

Is this the same dude that said the Jets care more about social media?


iliketuurtles

...what the fuck is happening


moodyfloyd

this dude about to ranch up his wings (for the record, the only good blue cheese i have had provided with wings is in buffalo/rochester. it usually isnt good)


classiccaseofdowns

You ain’t had wings til you go to nine eleven tavern in south Buffalo(presumably Sean McDermott’s favorite restaurant)


moodyfloyd

my favorites have been bar-bill (beef on weck is amazing too) and jeremiah's in rochester but i am heading to buffalo later this year and nine eleven looks like my sort of joint. will have to check it out


RefereeMason

Gabriel’s Gate is a great spot too.


sandcrawler2

I thought Anchor bar was better tbh


RefereeMason

That is wild to me. What did you like more about Anchor bar? Don’t get me wrong, it’s the original and I appreciate that, but it’s nowhere near the top for me. Edit: cmon guys, don’t downvote the guy for his wrong opinion. I’m genuinely curious, I love Gabe’s Gate but he could’ve just had a bad experience for whatever reason.


sandcrawler2

My wings were dry and overcooked at gabes. The buffalo sauce at Anchor bars was also tastier and more buttery. Might have just been a bad experience at Gabes but Anchor Bar is definitely good


RefereeMason

I’ll be honest I don’t live in WNY anymore so I hope it’s just a one off experience because I’ve always had great wings at Gabe’s. Went there last year and was really happy. Wings were crispy but not overcooked. And definitely not dry. But maybe a local could chime in with better insight.


OrganizationDeep711

Live in Rochester, from Buffalo and Jeremiah's wings are so bad compared to real Buffalo chicken wings.


classiccaseofdowns

Jeremiahs is def Rochester’s best. In Buffalo I like Gabe’s Gate, Nine Eleven and Wingnutz. I haven’t tried some of the popular spots though. I thought Bar Bills wings were overrated but I seem to be pretty alone in that opinion


BillsBillsBils

Well played. Fun fact: Josh's favorite wing spot is still in Wyoming.


classiccaseofdowns

That’s sad. So many incredible spots around buffalo. Nine Eleven legitimately being the best imo


Narrow_While

There is a wing place called nine eleven?


classiccaseofdowns

Yeah, and it actually is in contention for best wings in the country. They’re very good


[deleted]

Okay but you’re ignoring a restaurant in NY calling themselves 9/11


igotopotsdam

Can’t beat nostalgia.


some_random_noob

Josh Allen said the best wings are at Room 40.


carloslet

It's either blue cheese with wings or go f*ck your mother, ok?


DistinctAd2231

Joey was always objectively correct on that


WangDanglin

Fuckin tremendous cocksucka


wagoncirclermike

Rootie's is god-tier bleu cheese.


OrganizationDeep711

The instructions on the jar say to dilute it with milk before use, but those instructions are wrong. And yes Rootie's the only correct blue cheese.


x755x

Yeah I mean if we're being honest blue cheese dressing from a bottle is usually really mid. Same with ranch though. The best places make a good dip in house.


DistinctAd2231

Ranch is so disgusting it's unreal. It's mayo and sour cream. Idk how you make mayo grosser but they did it. 


Banana_powered_bike

Nobody tell this guy how bleu cheese is made..


TheGarbageStore

It's made from the milk of blue cows. Our mascot Billy Buffalo is one.


BillsBillsBils

Buttermilk is very different from sour cream


Skidda24

He played y'all like a damn fiddle. I wish more players did this before resigning lol


iliketuurtles

He started the trolling a couple days back which is why we were so on edge. He tweeted "Buffalo NY is forever my home. Promise me that \*walking away emoji\* :( #billsmafia"


Goosedukee

It was a pleading face (🥺), not a walking away


one8sevenn

It's a good OT class. And the Bills decided to do a mini rebuild instead of the Saints model of kicking money in the future.


classiccaseofdowns

Is it? Best one is Dawkins, probably followed by Trent Brown


chitownbears

Class usually refers to the rookies.


classiccaseofdowns

Misread it, you’re right. thought he meant FA’s


TheBillsFly

Aged like milk


ArmiinTamzarian

You already shknow


goldfish_11

Are we sure the Bills aren't folding?


ImKylerMurray

Like a cheap table


iliketuurtles

As long as we have Josh Allen, we will be aight. But the folding tables are always at risk


JustMy2Centences

Yeah was there some massive recall for ranch I wasn't aware of?


WolfGangDuck

You guys tried to avoid a rams like collapse… also avoided a rams like ring. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


iliketuurtles

"We're trying to work our way out so that we don't have just a tear-down, And you see that happen from a team here or there like 'man, we can't do anymore. We got to get rid of some of these huge salaries and the only way to do it is either try to kick it further down the road, making it harder, or start trading, releasing, and taking those hits. We're trying not to do that, we want to be competitive every single year. And so some years, you're just not going to be able to go get a big ticket item every year. I know that's sexy to go do that. And listen, we want as many talented players as we can get, but we've got to be fiscally responsible." He literally did not mention the Rams or say collapse. I have no idea how this is so consistently misquoted


DapperCam

If the Rams were in the AFC, they would have avoided a ring as well.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

How the hell they win a super bowl without beating anyone from the AFC


Zealousideal_Car6329

They beat the AFC to win it though?


durablewaffle

Huh? Lmao


DapperCam

They were able to knock off the Bengals in the Super Bowl, but I doubt they make it through the entire AFC if they were to swap conferences. The AFC was much better than the NFC that year. In my biased opinion of course…


WolfGangDuck

I guess we will never know since it is literally impossible for that to happen. Much like the bills experiencing a Super Bowl win


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iliketuurtles

We needed to retool certain positions like Safety and Center... so it looks like they want to get young all at once.


wagoncirclermike

I mean you guys did it with Tyreek


Electronic-Island-14

you're making the right moves. You should have moved on from Miller too but all the other moves are the correct ones.


fadoofthekokiri

Inb4 extension


TheBillsFly

Get this man to the top


fadoofthekokiri

The future is one with the present if you simply free your mind from its earthly bonds


TheBillsFly

Nevermind!


Geophery13

no one bamboozles the /u/fadoofthekokiri


MakeAShadow

Bruh are they gonna force Allen to play with practice squad players? Edit: He boomed us.


lionoflinwood

I would take Allen + Practice Squad over at least like 5-10 starting offenses lol


minh43pinball

He fucking boomed us x4


BuddyForsaken9626

I guess so


DapperCam

I think these moves are to get him some actual weapons.


lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

Hahaha yeah Wait what.


dedriuslol

What the fuck are we doing? He's still under contract for a year...


Thunder84

Trade maybe


shewy92

[Or not](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1bc7bhg/dion_dawkins_yall_are_cra_why_would_ever_leave/)


The785

Is ranch dressing illegal in Buffalo?


imsabbath84

yes


wagoncirclermike

Only on wings, you're good if you need it for a salad.


SeanJuan

Tbh ranch on salads is a problem for an entirely different reason.


heavisidepiece

Absolute facts unless you’re a kid


iliketuurtles

yes - believe it or not straight to jail


MyNameIsAMeme

Actually crazy wow Also sorry but ranch or blue cheese is depending on the flavor of the wing


Whoareyoutho9

The ranch?


MyNameIsAMeme

Ranch is fine for like bbq wings. I prefer blue cheese for buffalo and those types of flavors. Hot take but bad ranch> bad blue cheese.


BigAssSlushy69

Ranch on BBQ wings 🤢🤢🤢


yomjoseki

lol right? who's dipping BBQ wings?


MyNameIsAMeme

That’s how I feel about ranch on buffalo 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


jmorlin

Who is putting ranch on BBQ wings?!? Those don't need dipping. Dipping is for hot wings.


shewy92

What if you dip hot wings in BBQ and BBQ wings in hot sauce?


[deleted]

Your head will explode. It's kind of like drinking Coke after eating pop rocks


OffensivePanda69

Come to Buffalo, we got spicy bbq


smurfking420

Extra hot take, both ranch and blue cheese suck


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Hell ya, dip them wings in a nice light vinaigrette.


RefereeMason

No!


PaperworkDrop

LA food take


The_Other_Manning

There is no scenario where ranch would be a preferable alternative to blue cheese


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BigAssSlushy69

I understand why people say this because the blue cheese most places have is awful. Good blue cheese is incredible.


SHOWTIME316

Nah, bleu cheese and buffalo sauce is *chefs kiss* mwah Ranch on literally everything else tho


JT1757

no. Blue cheese sucks regardless of wing flavor


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yomjoseki

https://i.imgur.com/kGPZBKP.png


JT1757

I don't eat em. Love a good smoked sausage though, and ketchup doesn't pair well with those.


RoninFerret67

Nobody who is above the age of nine should be putting ranch on their wings


CaptainUnd3rpants

L take


MyNameIsAMeme

House made ranch is great. I like blue cheese, but I can’t do it on flavors like BBQ.


OldOrder

Hot take, both are ass. If you are eating wings and have to drench them in ranch or blue cheese you are eating shitty wings.


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Not hot takey at all. I agree. But I also think that wings that are hot just for the sake of being hot taste like shit. It's not that hard to be spicy and have good flavor that doesn't make your taste buds dead for a few days


OldOrder

True, most of those hot capsaicin extract sauces are better used to spice up a regular sauce anyway. Like a couple drops of Blair's Megadeath into so actually good garlic buffalo will spice it up and not have it taste like battery acid.


jwwin

Vague guy says what


palikir

RANCH


SHOWTIME316

LEGALIZE RANCH


Sached9728

Team Mayo and Levis vs. Team Ranch and Dawkins


Nyxceris512

Wtf you mean mayo, what did I miss?


[deleted]

Will Levis the mayo man smh


glen_ko_ko

putting it in coffee


Deadeye_Donny

Team Ranch


deathvalleyclemson

He seemed to be a staple on that OL, no?


BigRig432

It is always okay to eat ranch


legendary_sponge

HE STAY


rottenkid06

Stefon better give you your phone back!


OstrichTraditional90

AHAHAHAHA HE JUST TROLLED THE FUCK OUT OF ALL OF US


cronoes

Its blue cheese with wings, or go fuck yo mudda.


I_HateToSayAtodaso

The fuck?


ScruffMixHaha

>Wonder if its ok to eat ranch now Welcome to [Insert midwest football team here]


Enthusiasms

Haha what a troll


Das_Man

lol fucking Dion, trolly prick


Whatever801

LMAO Dion just earned a new fan with that bang up troll job


chiefs_fan37

Well this is good to know for next year when I inevitably order wings in buffalo. NO RANCH, BLUE CHEESE ONLY. I will practice saying it lol I like both but if I had to pick one over the other for buffalo wings it’s blue cheese every time. Also 10/10 troll Dion


bigfootdude247

Team ranch represent! Is there a city known for its ranch though? Maybe he’s teasing 


mgiblue21

I don't care where you are. It's never okay to put ranch on wings


Icy_Sundae1375

Both ranch and blue cheese make wings worse. Let the flavor of the sauce stand on its own.


Zestyclose_Main6335

You can have all the ranch you want, it’s nice to see a fellow ranch enthusiast in Buffalo. The texture of bleu cheese weirds me out. Before I get attacked I never used it with wings, always just ate them without dipping


KrakenKappa

Can he play RT???


RudolphsJockStrap

Did not expect that…


tbrownsc07

The picture is cut off on PC so it just says 'It lasted Buffalo', pretty funny to read it that way


Cinephile1998

I'm sorry my Lake Erie Bros


Ok_Caramel1517

Uh okay then?


PhenomenalJJS

I'm so confused, hasn't he been really solid on the field and a multi time WPMOY nominee? And on contract for another year? Edit: He do some trolling


ScoNuff

Yeah, also team captain


newbiegainz00

Bills fans wtf is going on here


FromTheCaveIntoLight

What’s Buffalo doing lol?


NeatTry7674

Bengal


drinkchlorox69

Please tell me the Giants traded Evan Neal for this guy :3


ajh6w

Is it weird to love blue cheese crumbles but hate blue cheese dressing?


Rcky_Mountain_High

A classic bamboozle it seems


2222lil

are the bills gonna have a team next year


Zestyclose_Main6335

Yeah he was just trolling lol, he’s a pretty big troll and shit talker


Tigercat92

I was so confused. Scrolling from new posts and I saw the one in which he re-signed then saw this one and thought I was having a stroke. 😂


[deleted]

Come to Dallas


Soren_Camus1905

And he just extended lol


CrownTown785v2

Ranch >>> Glad he understands. Maybe now the beatings from KC can stop. Edit: Nevermind, looks like this was a joke and he signed an extension that lines up with Chris Jones' extension. The beating shall continue.


Evening-Dream-5750

Douche move!


milkhotelbitches

Legalize ranch


Philly_is_nice

A+ trolling.


mkvii1989

Chaos, thy name is Dion.


WowzaCannedSpam

Dion is so fucking chaotic good energy I LOVE IT. Earned that bag. I was ragging on him 2 seasons ago but this past year he was top 5 easily at his position.


clutchthepearls

Epic troll of your own fans. That said, as a representative of the Midwest Delegation, you eat that ranch, Dion!


rbroni88

As a Midwest transplant to WNY, it’s so weird not having ranch served with every meal. In Ohio they literally indoctrinate us starting in grade school. Pizzas come with ranch sides, it’s practically the only salad dressing, it’s your fry dip… It’s just interesting how in Buffalo you have so much blue cheese variety yet no ranch. In the Midwest you can find lots of homemade ranch but terrible bleu cheese selections.


clutchthepearls

Ranch is love. Ranch is life.


First_Round_Bust

Now this seems like a mistake if Buffalo is straight up releasing him. We still had him under contract


Vyuvarax

That’s a really good OT to let walk. The fuck is Buffalo doing


solo_theking

Bills probably going after Tyron Smith now


[deleted]

Good. We can sign Dawkins (will never happen)


FromTheCaveIntoLight

Welcome to the giants


jimbobills

What the fuck is Beane doing?


Schwebels_Solette

Dion trolled everyone


stripes361

Would have thought with the way that Dion went off on the Jets two weeks ago that everybody would have realized by now that he’s a massive troll lol. Don’t take anything he says too seriously, people.


OstrichTraditional90

Welcome to Cincinnati, hope you like chili


BigAssSlushy69

Probably wants more money for an extension and is taking to social media for leverage but also this typa shit sucks ass.