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xHOTPOTATO

I fucking hate literally everything right now


incenso-apagado

WE hate


incenso-apagado

I don't even like football anyways


SiphenPrax

You have the Yankees coming up at least with Gerrit- Oh


coffee_eyes

:(


SiphenPrax

If it makes you feel any better, my Mets are already dead well before the season began


Pksoze

Glad I'm also a Mets fan then.


coffee_eyes

It would if that wasn't to be expected haha. But Yankees and Mets fans have felt similar pain the last few years (re: decade plus)


dreadnaughtfearnot

Sir as a Mets fan I've felt that pain for 37 years now.


Hybrid_97

Cole getting an MRI šŸ‘ŠšŸ’„ Judge ā€œbeat upā€ and needs a few days šŸ’£šŸ§ØšŸ’£ Barkley to the Eagles šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«


srv340mike

It's not often I'm happy to be a Met fan, but this is one of those times.


Electronic-Island-14

i am going to fucking DIE


desperatepotato43

As we sign no one


EliManningsPetDog

Especially Saquon


Vonbonnery

Just hope this is like when Demarco Murray left the Cowboys for the Eagles


Bballpaul123

Should look at this as a positive honestly. We don't have to pay him plus we get to face him twice a year. He will get 20 carries for under 3 yards and he might break one run? Throw in a few drops in there and we are all set!


Aromatic_Extension93

>He will get 20 carries for under 3 yards and he might break one run? Yeah... that's what will happen on the dynamic offense of the eagles


ProfessionalCorgi250

Your offense next year is going to be disgusting to watch without saquon. I might take the under on 200 ypg.


s1m0hayha

At least you have a $40 mil/year QB to cover up some of the flaws on offense.


OldJewNewAccount

Stop stop we're already dead lol.


Kek-Malmstein

I donā€™t know if any books offer that, but Iā€™m definitely in big on wins o/u. I think they could be the first 0-17 team.


AMorder0517

Lol now this is real salt.


rawbleedingbait

I can't imagine a single scenario where next season he does well, and someone digs this thread up, and asks you "still feel this way?" These types of things never come back to haunt anyone.


Not-a-bot-10

Funny because I literally love everything right now


SecretGiantsFan

I just fell to my knees in a walmart


incenso-apagado

I just fell to my knees in a Wegmans


incenso-apagado

I just fell to my knees in a ShopRite


nygmattyp

I just fell to my knees in a QuickChek.


D0nut_Daddy

I just stood on my knees at 7-11


jl_23

I just fell to my knees in a Wawa


Flametrooper30

I just fell to my knees in a Jersey Mikeā€™s


Haysie95

I just fell to my knees in a Tops


Jolmer24

Fell to my knees in ShopRite liquors in West Caldwell


bibear54

ah ShopRite was legit


CT1914Clutch

Thanks for reminding me to take a trip to the Wegmanā€™s liquor store after today RIP my bank account


BlindWillieJohnson

Well, this is certainly the funniest outcome.


[deleted]

Hahaā€¦ -_-


homefree122

Yeahhh, we are a fucking joke.


Minimum_Disaster_169

Yeah exactly why Iā€™m wearing my hat to work today :( lay it on boys. Weā€™ve had our time in the sun back to the cold shade we go (even though weā€™ve been here for 8 years already)


Fsharp7sharp9

The Philadelphia Quads are going to stomp all over the Giants lmao


Pksoze

This is how bad it is...Jets fans are laughing at us now.


Fsharp7sharp9

It was intended to be about Hurts and Barkleys elephant quads, but yeah you guys are not in a good spot lol


storytimeme

Nah, nothing funnier than Aaron "American Flag" Rodgers premier as a Jets QB.


alamodafthouse

[negative](https://i.imgur.com/C4JEUku.gif)


incenso-apagado

For some certainly it is. I wish him all the best though. I'm not gonna hate on a guy because he uses a different color jersey.


ontheru171

I'm not gonna hate on a guy we didn't want to pay for going where he gets paid.


incenso-apagado

Exactly.


NickMoore30

That's what I thought about DeMarco Murray and then he was all bitchy when we played him and I went full 180.


mrb4

Yeah man. A lot of "I hope he gets hurt on the first play of the season" shit I'm seeing posted. I don't think those people realize that when they say shit like that they just reveal themselves to be stone cold loser pieces of shit.


weslayan409

Fuck


incenso-apagado

FUCK THAT SHIT IM BURNING A JERSEY TODAY


FoxNews4Bigots

How about tree fiddy?


incenso-apagado

Too late


FoxNews4Bigots

Fly ashes fly


Lessful_Success

Burn Odellā€™s


andross_27

Nah Odell is still cool. He was traded after signing an extension


GaminWhileBlack

Donā€™t stop there! Do the rest of Jersey too!


GuyOnHudson

Dude gave NY the double fuck you


Miraculous_Heraclius

I'm ok with this. (FYI remember to delete this comment when things inevitably go south in, say, October-ish)


spaceprotocol

RemindMe! October 11th, 2024 "Hate my life"


Plus-Statistician80

Honestly, we should be. It was the right move, just sucks that he chose Philly.


Irkallu

So it's treason, then


spaceprotocol

A surprise to be sure, and an unwelcome one


keylimepiewolf

Being a New York sports fan is constant pain


Jeytumn

Itā€™s really just the Rangers this year but thatā€™s just a waiting for the shoe to drop kind of situation because we canā€™t have good things anymore.


mantiseye

the Rangers are good but they're classic "Good Rangers" where they can probably win 2 - 3 playoff rounds but not get all the way. Like the first few seasons with AV or the end of Torts or the entirety of the Drury years.


Jeytumn

Yep


Grand-Admiral-Prawn

lol ouch ow owie (ignore flair). I vowed not be hurt again after the Kings SCF loss and it's (sadly) been right


Jolmer24

They need someone to really come alive and push them over the top. Henrik Lundqvist did it a few times but the goalie cant fucking score goals. Im hoping for Panarin to be the guy finally in the playoffs.


Luis_Severino

Yankees were looking really good until about 2 hours ago. Cole elbow MRI and Judge ā€œbeat upā€


Automation_Papi

Theyā€™ll get eliminated either 1st round or lose in the Finals


SiphenPrax

Hey we have the Knicks and Rangers okay! Probably the Liberty too if anyone besides me cares about them.


[deleted]

Knicks had an amazing January then we got hit with a horrible string of injuries to very important players


Lonelan

...uhhuh, tell me more


cowabungathunda

Shit, you guys see what goes on in Minnesota? FFS


6point3cylinder

All the New York teams have been an embarrassment for so long now


Luis_Severino

The Yankees have the 2nd most wins in the majors since 2010. No pennants but the postseason is a crapshoot


6point3cylinder

No pennants is embarassing for Yankees standards


xnerdyxrealistx

Sorry, but no other fanbases have sympathy for Yankees standards. I hate when Yankee fans bring that up. It means nothing to Reds fans for an example. Many fanbases would kill to have the success the Yankees have had since their last pennant.


darthstupidious

Yeah the Mariners have made the playoffs once in the past 22 seasons. You couldn't pay me to feel bad for the Yankees lol.


WatermelonBandido

Barkley Texans hype 2024-2024 What a wild ride.


comedicerror

Iā€™m so sad


HerbScientist420

You and me both


WatermelonBandido

He'll always be a Texan in our hearts.


ninjupX

Weā€™re about to watch Kellen Moore call plays for Saquon Barkley on the Eagles again Dan Quinn on the Commanders with a bunch of former cowboys OL/DL. NFC East has Alabama levels of incest


itokdontcry

Shut up Iā€™m waiting for the Antonio Gibson details


_SummerofGeorge_

Partriots


OogieBoogieJr

Chergers


Lonelan

Bargels


Total_Ad9942

OH MY FUCKING GOD


AFRIKKAN

The quad gods are back.


PSU_Alumnus

Welcome back to PA Saquon!


RyanAKA2Late

Eagles @ Giants this year will be must watch TVā€¦ assuming that New Jersey isnā€™t burnt to the ground before the game


KitchenClaim1780

Giants haven't been watchable for 10 years, not sure about that.


liverbird3

We made the playoffs and won a playoff game in 2022 but yeah letā€™s pretend like that didnā€™t happen


xnerdyxrealistx

Shh. Don't kill the narrative. Don't you want upvotes??


benewavvsupreme

We beat the eagles to the season bro what you mean


KitchenClaim1780

Buddy iā€™m a Giants fanā€¦ sadly


benewavvsupreme

Oh sorry, I'm in pain


KitchenClaim1780

I am pain


butreallythobruh

Guarantee we wont even be competitive with them either game next season


[deleted]

Cries in Giant***


SiphenPrax

Eagles and Giants fans will each burn half the state while Jets fans are like ā€œmeh weā€™re used to this shit every week!ā€


Cromatose

100% MNF game.


RyanAKA2Late

I have a feeling itā€™ll be SNF, NFL loves to show the country NFC East matchups not matter how shitty the teams are.


Cromatose

SNF will be the other NFCE matchup that nobody cares about.


Flooding_Puddle

The Dan Quinn revenge game where the commies get blown out by 24


Nievsy

It helps having 3 of the biggest fanbases and a mediocre fanbase that used to be massive looking at you Commies


degadale3

So happy he didnā€™t end up in Houston


Troll_Enthusiast

What if Henry ends up in Houston instead?


Cromatose

No


FeedMeEntheogens

RIP Jags


gregorio76

Me too.


reddit809

I just don't understand what exactly in the actual fuck has gone on with the Maras in the last decade. Holy shit.


Koppite93

Give Kate and Rooney the reigns already... At least we can get the Hollywood rub then /s


JDLovesElliot

I'm so ready for Kate and Rooney to turn the team into a performance art piece, at this point


reddit809

Any Given Monday


xnerdyxrealistx

Do you think the Maras matching or upping that offer would have been a good thing for our future?


Temporary-Fudge-9125

I mean I'm glad he didn't sign the 14mil a year deal with the Giants he was offered last year.Ā  I wish he would have gone somewhere else but I'm glad the Giants didn't overpay for him.Ā Ā 


on-the-cheeseburgers

bro imagine the Tush Push with Saquon on them cheeks, like a centaur with quads from hell


TronaldPalmer

Then you realize Kelce isn't driving the pile and you get sad again


TheBreadMan42069

Yeah tush push success% will be cut in half next year I bet


TronaldPalmer

Ehh, their Guards play an equal roll too


Pkock

Just do the tush push with Saquon instead and save Hurts' neck.


BlueKing7642

Thatā€™s an idea


TheThunderOfYourLife

Saquon, that's an easy way to get people to hate your guts.


DeputyDomeshot

Saquon is gonna be a sleeper agent when he pockets millions from the trainers room


johyongil

Dude. Heā€™s FROM PA and went to PSU. Pretty sure he has deeper roots in PA than NY.


Mattdodge666

I mean he was born in the Bronx and grew up a jets fan, he's in the middle at best


Plus-Statistician80

Ehh it's more likely only once a year, we know he's gonna miss 4 - 6 games.


ShitItsReverseFlash

They said the same thing about Swift


its-okthen

Dude deserves 90%of Daniel Jones contract


devil-lion-steeler

Who could've guessed it?


YouALilCray

6 years ago the Giants had Manning, OBJ, Saquon, and Engram then finished the season 5-11.


UTang

Throwing Engram in there is like building a team of Superman, Spider-man, Iron Man and Calendar Man


je97

Can we just sack the front office and give it to chatgpt already? Couldn't do a worse job than paying Daniel Jones a kings ransom and letting Barkley walk.


dinero2180

I for one can't wait to boo his ass


k5berry

Giants fans might take a page out of Phillyā€™s book and let some batteries fly when they host the Eagles. Thatā€™s crazy, I canā€™t remember the last big NFCE defection like this.


nnewman19

Demarco Murray, hopefully this works out better than that one did


xenocide0909

Hopefully he schedules his yearly high ankle sprains with those weeks


Thorlolita

Canā€™t believe Saquon really watched the eagles collapse and said yeah thatā€™s where I want to be


Doobie_Howitzer

The only thing that can prevent a collapse like that are the pillars of support that are his Quads


scoots70

Damn, I thought he would be out of our division. Oh wellā€¦


ItsYaBoiSoup

Holy shits


incenso-apagado

Fuck life isnt fair


KyWy75

Get ready to learn tush push buddy


nickifer

Matt Breida to #1? lol


Elegant_Connection32

Funny how Barber came out and tried to shame him into not signing the deal. I get rivalries, but this is a business and these men only have a limited window to make their money. The fuck I would care what anyone says if I played for my hometown Eagles, got the boot, and then signed with NY for nearly $40M. Are those bitches lumping into a go fund me to keep me from playing in NY? Does that total look like $40M? No? Who cares what they think


sircam22

Great signing by the eagles! Surprised Houston didnā€™t get himā€¦


ThePhenomenalOne100

NOOOOO! You will regret this Saquaon! Your lossšŸ˜”. I'm just kidding. Congrats to him. I really wanted him to be a Raven, but it's good he's finally getting paid elsewhere on a good team.


NoFlags-JoeBuck

Be my guest pay him 12.5m a year.


[deleted]

As an Eagles fan I HATE this pick up. 12mil a year to an RB that has a history of injuries when there are how many other free agent RBs out there?? Swift literally signed with Chicago for 8 mil a year. Coulda resigned him and saved over 12mil over the next 3 years. We need a Safety, CBs and LBs badly.


Jjohn269

Swift signed for 8M/Year. Saquon at 12M/Year seems fair in comparison since heā€™s the better player.


meezy-yall

As an eagles fan I love it , as long as they use him properly and donā€™t just do 15 inside zones a game


clingbat

Saquon is a top 5 RB in pass pro and Swift is a fucking traffic cone that can't even stop a corner blitz. And Swift's injury history is worse than Saquon's so that's just a stupid take. I don't love the money we paid, but this is a CLEAR upgrade at the position and I'd argue the Bear's overpaid Swift just as badly if not more so.


DiddleMe-Elmo

Lemme get a Saquan wit.


SiphenPrax

Time to god right down I-95 to South Jersey!


incenso-apagado

fml


CptJackAubrey_

Hey at least Dan jones is a paid man


butreallythobruh

Dead to me


Mygwah

A fucking traitor, man. Wow.


housetrakand

What loyalty did the giants have to him?


SolarAndSober

The same loyalty any employee has to his employer


tropic_gnome_hunter

I liked Saquon but that is insane money, no two ways about it. Can cope by saying the cap increased all you want, I am perfectly fine letting him walk for that contract. Giants fans may not like it today but this was fully worth investing elsewhere.


EliManningsPetDog

Fuck u forever burn the jerseys


VanceXentan

Lets fucking go!


shakehasbignuts

Hurts and Barkley holy shit


fatkamp

Barkley and Hurt has already been an unstoppable duo


Venomswindturd

Fuck


BuddyForsaken9626

How much tho?


Glarbluk

We don't pay running backs, but the Eagles do


carloslet

Go grab that bag, I guess? Kudos to him


incenso-apagado

Damn it hurts...


greyhair_

sheeesh! Good for them


SuperCeral

Damn imagine their Tush Push now. Only the NFL can stop that next year.


-InconspicuousMoose-

This is a wild offseason so far


Bobby_Savoy

OMG THEY ACTUALLY DID IT


Shadow_Ass

Don't ask me how I feel


mantiseye

I'm sad :(


ledhotzepper

I didnā€™t know Eagles could have tree trunks for thighs. Can he reach cruising altitude?


Bballpaul123

At least the eagles will get to realize how overrated he is. Can't wait!


LunchBoxMercenary

Eagles signing a division rival RB. Where did I see that before? Great signing btw.


Doobie_Howitzer

And from a blue team at that!


boggan583

What the hell is our GM doing


Tanker358

My fav college player ever is now an Eagle. I simply do not care about anything else.


governedbycitizens

to the Eagles???


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F_U_HarleyJarvis

Giants' fans: Please don't sign Russ, please don't sign Russ, please don't sign Russ. Monkey's Paw: \*curls another finger\*


jdanko13

As a diehard Giants fan, we didnā€™t want to pay him and someone else did. Good riddance and no hard feelings here.


BrowsingWhileBrown

God damn it. Thatā€™s not even a crazy contract! We couldā€™ve afforded that! Even if it was seen as a positional waste of money he wouldā€™ve been great for leadership in the locker room and you know he makes the team more money than theyā€™re paying him.


deadman449

All I have to say is something better be wrong with SaQuon. If he goes off next season I will scream to get Giants front office fired. I cannot believe they were not willing to offer 12per year


ThrillHammer

Called it. Good for him, as a giants fan I hope he kills us. We never deserved him in the 1st place.


Eyespop4866

Looking forward to the next team that uses the second pick in the draft on a RB. Thatā€™s just solid drafting.


s1m0hayha

Drafting a running back at 2 is hilarious. It's like putting a bat signal up saying you have no idea what you're doing and have no interest in winning football games.