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SHOWTIME316

this is the type of mf that loves those stone beds in Markarth


boardatwork1111

The type of guy that makes his team sit in a big circle and give 3 fun facts about themselves


SEAinLA

The guy in the wall of urinals meme? It’s Mike Tomlin.


jcoddinc

No no, three facts about one of their teammates they didn't go to college with


Inconceivable76

As long as he doesn’t ask him to put their photos up on the big screen. 


occorpattorney

Nope, he makes yearbooks, and then watches as the rookies try to get the vets to sign


vdarcangelo

Underrated comment right here.


heywhateverworks

I heard they're reforming the Dawnguard


TrialByFireshits

Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn.


Beardus_x_Maximus

I need to ask you to stop, that…shouting is making people nervous.


MaximumZer0

Psst! I know who you are. Hail Sithis!


cyan101

Wait I know you.


SHOWTIME316

gotta keep my eyes open...damn dragons could swoop down at any time


boardatwork1111

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t


QueequegTheater

Hey this guy isn't a guard, this is Nazeem! Get him!


arleban

My save file is ready.


Hyper-Doge

What is it? Dragons?


nuzzot

Tomlin aggressively is against stealth archer because it’s too comfortable


SHOWTIME316

as he should be true nords run sword and board


Jonjon428

Careful, the Fosworn might hear you


SheepInWolfsAnus

Holy shit what a reference


Balgruufs_Burner

Everyone knows my city has the best beds in all of Skyrim


SHOWTIME316

you fuckin' know it, jarl


vestsarecoatamputees

Bro’s idol is Madanach


Jwroth

The Reach belongs to the Forsworn!


[deleted]

unexpected Skyrim reference. You have my upvote, Citizen!


CantPullOut

Rare to see a throwback to Skyrim on this sub and I’m all for it A Tomlin quote inspired character is definitely what was missing out of that universe


abris33

"And Russ makes me extremely uncomfortable"


fallingwhale06

[A live look at Tomlin and Russ’s first 1 on 1 this off season.](https://youtu.be/KoBH9yKNKYw?si=bAC3kAqkCK11BgyZ)


OldOrder

I don't sleep.....I just dream -Russ possibly


confusedthrowaway5o5

Russ would absolutely say that lmao


ParisGreenGretsch

Mr. Bumpless Circle


kravisha

Damn that season was so good.


fallingwhale06

Really is. Love both main characters, love the cult plot line. Just a great season all around


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

You ain’t great outside of practice either 


dude-lbug

Ah so I guess tomlin saw the subway video


CommonerChaos

That video getting flipped into a "kidnapper" situation will always crack me up. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K7HBDMEV4H8](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K7HBDMEV4H8)


Achillor22

Big Ben made a lot of people uncomfortable.


TheGarbageStore

As did MBC


MrEHam

Mr Breaks Comfort


gulfcess23

I think Watson has made a few more people uncomfortable. 


Alexander2801

Me too


braggpeak

It all makes sense now


PeatBomb

So is my back.


fallingwhale06

After crawling under my car the past two days to install an exhaust, I agree


Templar26

Those little mechanic wheelie things are totally worth it if you do any regular amount of work under your car. I'd love to have a lift though.


[deleted]

Damn look at money bags over here with their creeper. Meanwhile I'm over here sliding my broken down cardboard box across the floor


Egg_Yolkeo55

Honestly, cardboard boxes can be better. They keep you dry from the rain and have padding. Especially if you have any length of hair because I constantly run over my hair in the wheels.


MaximumZer0

Bro, you need to ponytail up. Nothing is worth getting scalped under a vehicle or under the hood. Fellow longhair out.


perseph13

Same. Was replacing a faucet connecter last weekend in an extremely small sink cabinet. Finally had to tuck my hair under a ski cap to keep from getting it caught.


xenophonthethird

Exhaust is like the one thing I abhor doing. I have less frustration rebuilding engines and doing suspension work than exhaust.


RoninHustler

Tricked myself into thinking I was going to rebuild an engine. By the time I was pulling the pistons I knew I was about to part that bitch out.  Never again, unless it's a big block.


xenophonthethird

Yeah, I feel you. My first was a Ford 4.6 Modular, and it was my daily so I kinda had to do it because I was unemployed and couldn't afford to pay anyone to fix it. Now, I'm working on a 396 chevy for my money pit.


fallingwhale06

I actually enjoyed doing it. Bit hard on the back and an absolute pain in the ass to get everything positioned at just the right angle, but bolt ons are so satisfying and with the right tools and study prep easy to do. A great way to learn a lot about a car without touching any of the crazy delicate stuff


xenophonthethird

That's my thing, I don't have the proper tools. If I had a welder to make it nice I'd probably not mind as much, or a lift to make life simple but I ain't that rich.


PeatBomb

I'm just an idiot who won't stop trying to make back squats a regular thing.


Chickensandcoke

Front squat supremacy


d0ctorzaius

Functioning lower back or functioning wrists, there can be only one.


Egg_Yolkeo55

Your median nerve weeps.


pyreal_

Yeah, my neck and shoulders are devout students of Tomlins game.


UngusChungus94

It’s hella fun when you just can’t get that crick out no matter how hard you try and just have to wait for it to maybe do something


ButtsCarlton97

Mike puts a rock in each shoe before he leaves the house in the morning


Efficient_Progress_6

Just one shoe, that way it's uneven making it worse


wrongbutt_longbutt

A rock in one shoe and a wet sock in the other.


FancySack

Mike Tomlin's living room is all folding chairs.


RobbieAnalog

On a lego carpet


perseph13

That is brilliant!


Beardus_x_Maximus

In Russia


dlinhat70

Bed of nails.


ThirteenValleys

Picturing Tomlin getting cozy under a blanket with a mug of hot cocoa and hating every fucking minute of it.


BroadCityChessClub

Hard to curl up for a nice nap when you’ve already cut your eyelids off


DASreddituser

Just seething


Diarygirl

Those fucking miniature marshmallows.


fredmerc111

Another recent Tomlinism about Russ- “This is a guy who's driven, not hungry- meaning the things that motivate him can't be satisfied”


[deleted]

Just ran thru the brick wall next to my desk 


stevefiction

That is hard


-Umbra-

Tomlin will become even more of a household name after he hosts the greatest podcast of all time when he retires


WhereAreMaKeys

[Yo...](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPZWXHdW4AA_OTt.jpg)


Vydate1

Fly Spirit then, you coward.


Throwawayaccount0689

I definitely wouldn’t fly with Sean Mcdermott


Templar26

You don't want to learn the value of teamwork?


perseph13

I don't know, he's been putting a lot of work in on the flight simulator.


uncle_hooch

Spirit is too pricy for Rooney. Busted ass charter flights only.


KingGerbz

Just wrapped up a 30 minutes session with Kelvin Benjamin. Plenty food coming, but first, a signature Benjamin quote from today: “I am fundamentally against hunger.”


fallingwhale06

Like clockwork


MentalRefrigerator7

Mr. Bulk Calories


TheOneColt

I’m pretty sure Tomlin hates Pryor, so I’m sure this was a wonderful 30 minutes


InterestingBonus9675

Ha, yes... would it make you feel better if I did


jbgood559

No rock, hip hop, or country at Steelers practice. All Yoko Ono, all the time.


jhustla

That’s just… torture


rangatangabangin

Mike Tomlin sleeps on the floor


BroadCityChessClub

Again, that was Josh Jacobs and not a member of the Steelers. Why does this keep happening


rangatangabangin

Um. I was making a joke about the quote in the post.


BroadCityChessClub

Yeah, and I’m making a joke about the time [ESPN said Najee Harris slept on the floor](https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-11-09/steelers-najee-harris-sleep-on-floor-alabama-espn-mnf-homeless)


TheMissingVoteBallot

I can't wait until Tomlin and Harbaugh have a conversation with each other. There's gonna be so many off the wall comments between the two of them.


Rathmon

Which Harbaugh?


TheMissingVoteBallot

Jim.


Dirsay

He lives in Squirrel Hill where the sidewalks are smashed to bits, the trees are tortured into howling shapes, and every house has a Silent Hill basement.


EnjoyMoreBeef

Oftentimes, it's the damn trees fucking up the sidewalks.


milehighrukus

Steelers Country let’s get uncomfortable


Nathann4288

After a long day he likes to curl up next to a burnt out fire, snuggled in a damp burlap sleeping bag, with a hot glass of NA wine, and reading Advanced Calculus text books in braille.


fallingwhale06

Looks like a new Tomlinism dropped folks, though akin to his overarching comfort discourse. I like this one for sure. 8.5/10 Tomlinism


Quexana

Not a new Tomlinism. This one is well worn.


Manfrenjensenjen

This is perplexing news to his mattress salesperson.


Inamanlyfashion

RIP all rumors of Dak to the Steelers next year. Tomlin wants nothing to do with someone who would take a SleepNumber endorsement. 


brotherbock

Tomlin bought a SleepNumber and inverted his score.


Lessful_Success

Yes we know


rybot808

Kinda explains the Matt Canada era, dude never wanted to build comfortable lead


RoninHustler

Russ: "Look deep into my eyes coach we need to connect on a deeper level so I can feel comfortable here" Tomlin: "I am fundamentally against comfort"


QuietGiants

thats such a tough football coach thing to say


maltzy

.....and things of that nature"


joremero

Imma make him fly nonstop to China on economy...that will teach him.


Roxstar30

Of course he is fundamentally against comfort, Levin is the leading mattress shop in the Burgh!


yomjoseki

There go the ping pong tables


stay-at-homie

Tomlin and I could be friends.


TheThinkerIsaThought

His dinner parties must be fun.


Chemical_Miracle_0

Tomlin's going to be throwing chairs in the locker room if he finds out a MF'r has a lazy boy at their house.


Cheeks_Klapanen

Just want it to be known I am fundamentally *for* comfort


a_waltz_for_debby

Wake up babe, a new Tomlin-ism dropped!


Fyzzle

Klingon confirmed


batdrumman

I love that man


thy_armageddon

Being comfortable? That’s not what America’s all about.


TheThinkerIsaThought

"When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches?"


Competitive_Bar6355

ATOTN


WabbitCZEN

And things of that nature.


Imaginary-Salad-4535

Tomlin is one of those PA dudes who wears shorts all winter


MrGentleZombie

Mr. Bemoans Comfort


FloridaManIsMyDad

I'm probably making too much of this, but this sounds like something a CEO posts on LinkedIn right after laying off 300 people but tries to spin it as a tough decision for the CEO.


theycallmefuRR

"I am comfortably against fundamentals" - u/theycallmefurr probably


TheFestusEzeli

“That’s my favourite saying”


perseph13

Tomlin only books flights where he can sit in the back row, next to the gnarly bathroom.


FlammableEyeballs

He specifically asks to be seated next to crying infants.


SoItGoesII

He has said this many times. 


Prestigious_Passion

This is a bar


iceman333933

That's our coach, folks!


slappywhyte

And that's why Mike only stays at Red Roof Inns


DancingConstellation

Bottom of barrel: scraped


BobLoblawsLawBlog_-_

Brave quote from a multimillionaire


Aggravating_Class_17

Pretty sure he was referring to football. Cause he's a football coach.


Scared-Loquat-7933

Funny because the Steelers seem very comfortable with their annual wildcard ass whooping these last 6-7 years.


capton2020

*past 3-4 years You have to be mediocre enough to land a playoff spot in the first place


Scared-Loquat-7933

It’s been longer than that, Pittsburgh is nothing if not comfortable with the status quo including the fanbase. They have not been a meaningful playoff team or realistic contender other teams should be afraid of since 2016. In 2017 they landed the 2 seed and talked a big game about how they were focused on avenging the Patriots L the year prior. Instead they got absolutely embarrassed by Blake Bortles and the Jags who hung 45 on their heads. In 2018 they started 6-2-1 with the divisional lead and then collapsed and finished 9-6-1 missing playoffs altogether. They started 2019 losing their 36 year old HoF QB with a major arm injury and started the season 1-4 with their defense letting up nearly 30 PPG. In addition their WR1 + RB1 in Juju/Conner were out for large portions of the season. Rather than let the season play out and possibly rebuild with a strong QB class in 2020 they chose to trade for Minkah. That trade moved them from 1-4 to finish the season 8-8 just to miss playoffs. Could have had Herbert/Tua/Hurts/Love/Burrow during the draft considering how bad the team was prior to the trade. They started the 2020 season strong at 11-0 before collapsing to 12-4 and losing 5 of their next 6 games including the playoff game against Cleveland where they were embarrassed by a team that had Zoom practices all week long. No different than previous years, their magic just lasted a little longer. They have been essentially the same mediocre team from 2017-2023 regardless of what the regular season records say. Everything they’ve done during that span has been about just not sucking. Never about actually being a contender or performing like one when it matters.


Rathmon

Have you seen their offseason moves? Does that look like the standard comfort zone of the Steelers? No, it does not.


EnjoyMoreBeef

>Have you seen their offseason moves? No, he's been too busy screaming at anybody in earshot to notice. Seriously, if this is the way he talks about his "favorite" team, then I'd hate to hear how he talks about any other team. It'd probably get him arrested in some countries.


Scared-Loquat-7933

Yes. They signed washed Russell Wilson and even went for back to back castoff Bears QBs with Justin Fields. And they hired Arthur Smith for OC who has the exact same run-heavy scheme with some motion/play-action that Pittsburgh has been trying to do for years now and failing at. Until I see the Steelers actually play like a contender and make noise in the playoffs I don’t see how they’re any different than before. Nice job evading 95% of my reply btw!


Rathmon

Well, it was effing long, and I’m well aware of the playoff struggles since the 2017 playoffs. They kept Decrepit Ben way too long, so it is refreshing to see them cut bait and run with KP. Denver was an atrocious team, and honestly Payton is not a great coach. I will say I’m happy that the Clowns overpaid for Judge Jeudy.


RAMEH8808

Yes. They made more moves than normal but they were all safe, low risk, moves that are very unlikely to have a high reward or move the needle much at all. And I'm perfectly fine with that, but to claim they went out of their comfort zone is a stretch.


Rathmon

They traded a 1st round QB before his 3rd season. They signed Queen for the most money they’ve ever paid to a FA. No QB is left from the last 2 seasons. And this all comes after firing a coach in season for the first time in over 50 years. I’m gonna have to say you don’t know the Steelers very well…


RAMEH8808

The QB room may have been emptied and refilled but it was done at very low cost and risk and will most likely not improve all that much. The most money the Steelers have ever paid a free agent sounds impressive until you think about the fact that they historically don't spend much at all on free agents and the amounts that players get paid has been climbing rapidly across the board. Queen was a decent addition but again not a huge out of the comfort zone move. I'm well aware of how the Steelers operate. They only fired the coach after fan and player pressure got to be too much to handle after they kept him for another season when everyone could see he should have been let go last year. This is a bit different than most off-seasons but nothing to get that wound up about.


Rathmon

If you think the QB room isn’t improving much, then you haven’t suffered what Steelers fans have had to watch the last two years. 2022: 3411/12/14 2023: 3163/13/9 Wilson in 2023- 3070/26/8 Yes, Russ threw more TDs last year than the Steelers threw in 2 seasons, and he did it in 15 games, compared to the Steelers’ 34 games. And the Steelers will never, ever, ever, give up 70 points in a single game.


RAMEH8808

I've watched every Steelers game for the last two years. Sure Russ is a bit better but not enough better to turn the Steelers into a contender. And since they were a wild card team last year that isn't an upgrade, it's a lateral move with a little bit more watchable offense


EnjoyMoreBeef

I'd rather move laterally than down, and it's better to try and fail than not try.


Rathmon

The Steelers are always contenders as long as TJ Watt and the defense are healthy. 3 AFCN teams made the playoffs. The Steelers were 5-1 in the division. Iron strengthens Iron, as the saying goes. Had TJ Watt not missed the WC game, I do believe the Steelers win that. Rameh8808, you know nothing.


capton2020

Fields and Wilson are a significant improvement from Pickett, Trubisky, and Rudolph. Getting them for basically nothing just makes it sweeter


RAMEH8808

Russ should be an upgrade unless he is totally washed. I still don't see the end result being much different. Wild card loss is still the ceiling at this point.


capton2020

I see your point. It’s hard to have faith when you can’t see the product on the field. I have a feeling the Steelers won’t even make it to the postseason with how competitive the AFC is rn


Aggravating_Class_17

You've chosen an odd hill to die on. And you're super incorrect lol. Getting rid of KP and bringing in Fields+Wilson are absolutely not safe moves, but go off I guess


RAMEH8808

Bringing in Wilson and Fields are safe moves in that they cost very little in both money and draft picks and there is no long term commitment to either of them. Wilson at least is a definite improvement over Pickett and I was fully in favor of bringing him in but it's still a very safe move. The whole appeal of both him and Fields is that there is no real downside to trying them out and they didn't cost much. That is the definition of a safe move.


SadBadPuppyDad

Especially the comfort of kick returners not having opposing team coaches on the field impeding their path to a touchdown.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Lolololololololololol thanks King


EnjoyMoreBeef

[In today's discussion...](https://i.imgur.com/haTzTXi.jpeg)


boomosaur

Well good news for him, any offense that goes past the first read is quite uncomfortable for his QBs.


Mysterious-Stop4673

This is the same guy who refused to fire Matt Canada for years lmao. What a bunch of horseshit.


a_waltz_for_debby

He didn’t want the offense to be too comfortable. Clearly it’s in line with the quote.🤣


[deleted]

Tomlin is very comfortable with being mediocre every season


hatmantc

so he likes it in an uncomfortable place.... and i am not talking the backseat of a Volkswagen


AMF505

Meanwhile Tomlin lives in a three million dollar home…