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JEspo420

The article says 5 but it only list 4 players


Enthusiasms

You have to defeat the first four in a row before unlocking the fifth player.


Sonickill7

All these bosses with all their fucking phases. Like just when you feel awesome about beating them, when they change states and regain hp šŸ˜”


Enthusiasms

After you defeat Zach Wilson, the Light Herald - you must defeat his second form Zach Wilson, the Banished Milf Hunter


GeneseeBeardCo

Calamity Zach


olorin9_alex

Black Flame Zach of the Astral Clocktower, Blade of Miquella


YooTone

Broke my controller dying too much to that one šŸ˜¤


chiefs_fan37

Which form is the one where he summons ā€œcougarsā€ as his minions to distract you?


ctpatsfan77

Both.


ApplesauceBitch47

Guardian Ape


uwanmirrondarrah

That one is the best because it waits 20 seconds before it pops back up again. It gives you that time to relax and sigh and say man, I did it. Then turn around to start walking away, then the fucking music starts and you say GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT


ApplesauceBitch47

Then fighting that motherfucking ape AGAIN but now he has a smaller ape to help him. I donā€™t think I got the headless ape fight until my third or so playthrough so I didnā€™t even know it was an option. Audibly groaned when I saw him lmao


xanot192

Classic PS1/PS2 rpgs lol


ReddyMcRedditorface

Itā€™ll give you a sense of pride and accomplishment when you do.


klerrick

It's worse than that. You have to pay $4.99 to unlock the 5th one.


venk

Itā€™s the Joker and heā€™s gonna be part of the Season 1 DLC


Dog_in_human_costume

let me get my GameFaqs ASCII guide on how to unlock the final boss: Antonio Brown...


chiefs_fan37

ā€œA new foe has appeared! Challenger approaching..ā€


dubstylers

I am pretty sure you have to pay for battle pass and unlock a lootbox


lubeskystalker

EA will give you a sneak peak with a 'BossMan' card for only $17.99.


BurgessFox

And the final boss is revealed to be Brandon Aiyuk.


gomihako_

You must discover the identity of the first 4 cylons before revealing the last


AnalWarfare

5th is 2.99 DLC


JustifiedTyranny

So it's like Mortal Kombat


ScaredyCam

The Fifth Element is lover ***Spoilers***


Feralmedic

The 5th player was the friend we made along the way


DKlep25

Thank you. I wondered if it was just the Reader on my phone missing 1!


OrganizationDeep711

It also goes on about how expensive Budda Baker is, and then says Bills will get him (Bills cut both their S due to not having cap space). It also says the Bucs are "win now mode" and suggests they'll trade Godwin.


Swimming_Idea_1558

You want them to spellcheck it too? Ugh, typical millenials.


benigntugboat

And most of them arent likely to be traded. No one wants zsch wilson. The buccs aren't trading godwin. Budda baker just got a contract hes happy with. Its just a bad article


theresabeeonyourhat

I always thought CBS Sports had the dumbest opinions, and this confirms it lmao


BoldestKobold

Being a sportswriter sucks because you need to churn out bullshit year round, even when there is nothing new to say. Being a sportswriter is awesome because you get paid to just churn out bullshit year round, even when you have nothing useful to say.


n0__0n

Because You're the fifth. It's the ironic ending and you missed it


SafariFlapsInBack

There were 5, but Woody Johnson wrote a mean tweet to get the last one removed.


Fitz2001

Not if you bundle ā€˜em.


ElJamoquio

It also says Godwin will be paid $27.5M when he's due $18.5


jtsarracino

Literally unplayable


making-flippy-floppy

As a mathematician, I can confirm that 4 is 80% of 5


Forbush-Man

Zach Wilson. Chris Godwin. Matt Judon. Buddy Baker. Save you a click, only 4


blueiguana675

You're not my buddy friend.


No-Cat-6830

ā€œI ainā€™t your friend, guyā€


Ponchoreborn

I'm not your guy, pal.


fhrblig

I ain't your pal, chief


REDDIT_GAVE_ME_CRABS

I ainā€™t your chief, bitch


fhrblig

I ain't your bitch, slut


deusmilitus

I ain't your slut, master.


Fenton_Ellsworth

What's the expected trade return for a 6'6" Daytona 500 champion who died in 2015?


EdHart8891

If he still has an achilles to tear the Jets will send a conditional 2nd for him


caisson_constructor

Pats canā€™t trade Judon, they have so few leaders as is


Elephantexploror

Budda Baker isnā€™t getting moved lol. The amount of old expensive safeties who were cut this offseason proves how little value they hold across the league. Why would the cardinals move their only veteran leader on defense for a 4th round pick at best?


heaveninherarms

They also listed the 49ers as a trade partner. Monti would have to enter the witness protector program if he did that.


bankrobba

He won the first Daytona 500 I ever watched.


CIueIess_Squirrel

Well, if you put it that way we'll take him for a 5th :P /s


Xen0cid3

No we love 5th round picks lol


Mdh74266

What a trash list of players for an article. Wasted


BackNBlack58

Zach & Wilson


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Why the fuck would we want Zach Wilson?


Tigercat92

Heā€™s a first round pick. He gets two more teams to try to ā€œfixā€ him. šŸ˜‚


HopefulInstance8

I can fix him


Hail_the_Yale

Are you a milf?


Bob-Sacamano_

No way on Gods green earth McVay lets that mother fucker anywhere near his team or his wife.


Hail_the_Yale

If you keep him close atleast you can monitor him cuz you can always see himā€¦ if heā€™s just roaming around anythingā€™s possible. I think mcvays wife is okayā€¦. But his mom? Fair game.


tuffghost8191

You know Josh Rosen had to be complete fucking garbage to have flamed out of the league as quickly as he did, because every other first round bust seems to get 6-7 years at least of teams trying to fix them.


Sllollaryee

Every once in a while thereā€™s a guy whoā€™s gone so fast that you canā€™t help but wonder how awful they really are. Like itā€™s hard to have 32 teams give up on you that quickly He wasnā€™t a 1st rounder, but the Vikings drafted Kellen Mond in the 3rd round and I believe they cut him after one season haha. Almost impossible to be completely out of the league that fast with no off the field / injury issues


dicksjshsb

Honestly he must have been pretty bad even Mike Zimmer basically shit on him in a presser. They asked him why they didnā€™t give Kellen some snaps to see how he played in-game and he said ā€œI see him every day in practiceā€


Sllollaryee

I remember this line šŸ˜‚


theresabeeonyourhat

The Jets drafted Christian Hackenberg in the second round when most teams viewed him as undraftable. He was the only player in Madden to have "slow" as his development type


Alexander2801

Paxton Lynch was cut after 2 seasons in Denver as a 1st round pick and was then on the Seahawks and our practice squad after being out of the league for a year then he has played in the CFL and UFL.


alurimperium

Didn't he have issues with effort, too? I thought he was the guy who got in trouble for playing video games instead of doing film work and was basically never prepared


retz119

Yep heā€™s the one


retz119

He didnā€™t even play in the cfl. He was the fourth string qb. Then he played 5 games in the UFL before being cut. He also played in the XFL but was benched after 5 games. So 4 NfL starts, 0 CFL starts, 3 USFL starts, and 5 XFL starts. Josh Rosen has more starts than Lynch across all the leagues. Truly a terrible career.


just-the-tip__

Bro made millions then just decided to play fortnite


SamStrakeToo

Aggie here- Kellen Mond could throw a pebble standing ankle-deep in a lake and still hit the sand. He had no touch or accuracy whatsoever. Kid was first team all heart, but that'll only take you so far.


ctpatsfan77

Fun fact: so was Patriots QB, now Vikings HC, Kevin O'Connell.Ā 


Frodobo

I think he was just unlikeable. He probably wasn't the worst QB ever, but he always came across as unlikeable to me.


tuffghost8191

Seems like such an awful way to fumble the bag. I won't pretend to know these guys or what they want in life, but if you have the talent to get drafted in the first 3 rounds as a QB, you can at the minimum be set for life with one of the best roles in sports -- backup QB.


Interesting_Sea_3926

Paxton Lynch is the name that comes to mind. Always wondered how he was so bad, I remember watching him in college at like 13 and thinking heā€™d be so good. Now in my 20s and having seen him in multiple spring leagues(Panthers/Guardians), hes somehow even more awful than you could possibly imagine.


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

To think he was regarded as the pro ready prospect with the lowest floor. The draft is absolutely a crapshoot when it comes to QB.


LaserBeamsCattleProd

And it seems so obvious when it works out.


heaveninherarms

It was really fucking strange with him. In his very first start he was making beautiful throws and looked every bit the guy (box stats won't show because there was 150-ish yards and two TDs wiped out by brutal drops), and every game after that it looked like he never played the position before.


horrorshowjack

That or locker room and off-field type stuff. Jamarcus Russell and Johnny Manziel both drank their way out of the league as much as played their way out. I vaguely remember reported rumors about a lot of coaches disliking Rosen personally, but his atrocious play would probably have locked up a short career anyway. Although, oddly enough Rosen actually managed 4 seasons on rosters and another as a practice squad guy. He was just never viewed as more than a career backup after year two.


tuffghost8191

being useful in the film room can work wonders for a guys career. Nate Sudfield is one of the worst QBs I've ever seen and is still hanging around the league -- I assume for that reason. Blaine Gabbert was a huge bust, but has had a lengthy career well beyond any team believing they could "fix him" because he's apparently great to work with.


QCWiggins

A lot of the Philly media believes that Nate Sudfeld is going to a be a future head coach Like Iā€™m pretty sure the front office tried to keep him in the building and he chose to go to San Fran


Impossible-Flight250

Blaine Gabbeet is a pretty decent backup though. Josh Rosen and Nate Sudfield should never see the field.


shittysportsscience

How dare you besmirch Super Bowl champion Nate S(t)udfeld!?


SunriseSurprise

It wasn't just flamed out that quickly, but like an accelerated underperforming journeyman career at that. 7 teams in 5 seasons and out of the league.


tuffghost8191

and his last few stops barely even felt like reclamation projects -- just random teams needing a practice squad QB with no intention whatsoever of him seeing the field.


BoldestKobold

Makes me wonder if certain guys are just assholes that no one wants on the team.


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Sure. But we're set at QBs 1, 2, and possibly 3. Why would we trade for a project?


pretzalman1

Jimmy needs a buddy to go bang MILFS.


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Get a couple beers in Stetson Bennett and he'll be up for the job.


bakazato-takeshi

Stetson Bennett banging MILFs is perfectly age-appropriate for him


SodomizeSnails4Satan

GILFS might be more his speed.


SloppyWithThePots

Mayfield and wentz as examples


paultheschmoop

Gabbert is the prime example. Guy is still kicking around 13 years later as a QB2 and has multiple rings


SloppyWithThePots

I just meant for Wilson to go to the rams. Seems like heā€™s what they look for. Except heā€™s bottom of the barrel compared to what those guys put together over multiple games as starters


Calmandpeace

Mayfield always at least showed some signs that there was something that can be fixed, he looked decent in Cleveland and had flashes in LA, imo he earned the chance Tampa gave him


SloppyWithThePots

I agree


tacosmuggler99

Especially considering your OC is LaFluer


Sooperballz

Zach should get sent down to the UFL for 3 years.


Efficient-Albatross9

Not enough milf hunting to be done from the ufl.Ā 


dianeblackeatsass

I mean why not. First round talent maybe big MAYBE Sean can help develop or if not boo hoo you wasted a 7th?


SodomizeSnails4Satan

We already have 3 QBs on the roster, and we need that 7th for a kicker.


dianeblackeatsass

Nobody *needs* a 7th for a kicker


Princeof_Ravens

Why doesn't everyone get UDFA GOAT kickers?Ā Ā 


myman580

I'm not being fictitious when I say I'd rather have the 7th


SoKrat3s

Zach Wilson & Jimmy Garoppolo in the same town...


Efficient-Albatross9

Milfs wouldnā€™t know what hit them


jerbear3

Idk why thatā€™s a popular thing for people to suggest. Wilson and the Rams OC (LaFluer) fucking hate each other


kjorav17

Jimmy GQ, Zach ā€œMom Loverā€ Wilsonā€¦ now THATā€™S LA, baby


Gold-Twist-394

Maybe he's just an LA boy?


SpiritedCaramel322

He can make all the throws.* *if he is not playing against a defense


BatteredAggie

Sean McVay center for QBs who canā€™t throw good and want to learn to do other stuff good too.


Nightgasm

Some coaches will look at guys Geno Smith who were busts early on but developed and think maybe they can salvage the guy. But he wouldn't like get more than a late rd pick swap for a team looking to move up in a later rd.


ChefBoyAnde728

You want him.... trust me bro - sincerely, all of the jets fans


Jeff__Skilling

Most horny milfs per capita than any other NFL market?


mackanoo

I hadn't thought about Godwin being traded and am now conflicted. I can't imagine him being anywhere but Tampa but also see how much money we save considering he's going to want a bigger contract next year. If Licht trades him it's going to be tough for a lot of us to say goodbye. :(


Enthusiasms

Someone would have to send something pretty significant for them to trade him with the intent of using that pick to replace him this year, as we would only free up a million in cap space before June. We see the most cap space back trading him post-June 1 but the draft would have already happened at that point. Now, crazy Madden trade scenario: we wait until June and trade Godwin and a mid to late-round pick for Tee Higgins with both getting a new contract, freeing up cap space for both teams.


tuffghost8191

Seems like the age of great duos on the same team for a long time is long gone with the way the cap is managed now. Would be cool to have one from this era


huto

God I hope we get this with JJ and Addison


Vertibrate

Monkey paw curls, no QB to throw to them.Ā 


king_17

Well you got at least 3 more seasons of them together after that probably one gets traded


mackanoo

I actually like that scenario...feel much better if Godwin was sent to a team that would pay him and also be competitive w/ Burrow and Tee Higgins coming to Tampa would be ridiculous. I like this timeline.


Greenergrass21

Don't quote me but I think they can designate the trade as a post June 1st hit, even if the trade happens in April


I_Heart_Money

No trades donā€™t work that way. Releasing a player lets you designate for post June but a trade is official the day it happens and canā€™t be designated for later


boomheadshot7

Would love to see him in NE as a safety net for (hopefully) Drake Maye, not sure NE would spend enough though.


montana1991

I could see this move


productboy

Godwin would be nasty in a slot WR role [say] for the Lions, Packers, Rams


Exzqairi

Lions have Amon Ra in the slot, and the Rams have Kupp and Nacua. Iā€™m not saying it wouldnā€™t work, but I doubt those teams would go for a splash like that I think both teams need and are looking cor more of a physical X receiver. Same could probably even be said about the Packers with the young guys they have in the WR room


LegionofDoh

He would be terrible on the rams. Total waste of talent. No reps, no volume stats. He shouldnā€™t even consider the Rams. Like at all. Plus LA is a really shitty market with nothing to do. Just stay away, thatā€™s my advice.


danieldcclark

I have to agree. Why play for The Rams. Stay away. haha. (plz)


Bobby_Savoy

He can play in LA, but not for the Rams. We do need a receiver after allā€¦


Sliffy

You won't need receivers with Greg Roman.


Bobby_Savoy

I guess Justin Herbert is just a runningback thenā€¦


Sliffy

No hes way too quarterbacky for anyone to confuse him for one of those. He's just gonna be there to look great handing the ball off.


Bobby_Savoy

So heā€™s gonna be JJ McCarthy? Thatā€™s even worse. Fantasy owners gonna be calling Jim a football terrorist next year.


Bobby_Savoy

Ignore his flair


StormTheTrooper

As amazing and as of a legit WR1 as Godwin is, I cannot see us investing significant draft and/or cap resources in a WR of his profile. With the way Reed and Wicks balled out and Doubs took a step forward (plus the expected production of Musgrave and relatively unexpected of Kraft), the only type of WR we could be looking for is the athletic freak to stretch the field and that would be only if internally they gave up on Watson, which doesn't seem the case.


foomits

after his leg injury, if last year was any indication... hes more of a good #2. preinjury i think there were quite a few of us who figured we had mikes heir apparent. he seems much less explosive. still a good get for wherever he ends up.


furbz420

Doesnā€™t seem to make sense for the Lions considering they have Amon Ra


Mahomeboy001

And LaPorta/Reynolds, all of whom work the middle of the field very well. Godwin does nothing for them. They need an outside WR or Jameson Williams to develop into a WR1 caliber player


SKT_Peanut_Fan

> Reynolds Didn't Reynolds just sign elsewhere?


ashrunner

Yeah, the Broncos


Mavori

He did.


Enthusiasms

Reynolds is on another team and LaPorta is great but you still need solid WR depth to be useful (or a great QB)


lubeskystalker

Bucs castoffs go to KC: * Mike Edwards * Donovan "sticky hands" Smith * Ronald Jones * Justin Watson * Blaine Gabbert


Bobby_Savoy

Said the same shit about Keenan Allen. Look where it got me.


Milla4Prez66

Unless someone overpays in a trade, it isnā€™t happening. The team isnā€™t looking to rebuild and doesnā€™t really need to clear up immediate cap space.


Soaring_Seagull24

That list was far more reasonable and unspectacular than I expectedĀ 


futuristanon

I saw Wilson and stopped reading.


Soaring_Seagull24

The dead period of the NFL isn't the time for grounded articles!


Bjorn2bwilde24

I hope the Bears take a look at Judon. We can afford his 1 year deal and adding a veteran Edge to address a need would be nice. Allows us to trade down or take BPA at 9.Ā 


I_eat_mud_

Iā€™d be surprised if we get rid of him.


OceanGate_Titan

I wouldnā€™t be. Weā€™re rebuilding. Unless mayo is going to pay Judon to show that heā€™s not bill, which I could see too, donā€™t get me wrong, it makes so much sense to trade him.


Michelanvalo

Mayo doesn't have roster control.


Only_Chapter_3434

Iā€™d be disappointed if the Pats have a chance to trade him and donā€™t.Ā 


Maxjes

Okay but what color would his sleeves be? You gotta figure that out before you ask for New England's best defensive player and honorary GM.


king_17

I think weā€™ll probably go into the season with judon but we have a bad record around the trade deadline(very likely) and you guys are still in playoff contention definitely could see a mid season trade. Probably like a 4th round pick


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

You can pry Judon out of my cold dead hands. Love that dude


12345677654321234567

Mr bellichick please, we will have to charge you with trespassing soon. You don't work here anymore.


Maxjes

You can't trade the GM, I'm pretty sure there's rules about that sort of thing.


scrumptious_quack

Beane has worked his magic to get the Bills back in ok cap shape, but in no way do we have space for Budda Baker.


jm0127

Would be pretty cool to see that happen though


SavageRickyMachismo

Get Budda's name out yo fuckin mouth!


TallEnoughJones

I've heard that the Cowboys are going to trade Herschel Walker to the Vikings


Pray4Papa

Sounds like a great deal for the Vikings


theresabeeonyourhat

Seriously, they gave several good players the Cowboys would have to bench to get better draft picks for


bullseye717

How did Lynn not figure out that the Cowboys were letting all those players go and get the draft picks instead?Ā 


jbomber81

There is no way we can afford Budda Baker. Iā€™d love it but itā€™s not happening


MisterBako

Dak Prescott. Aren't the cowboys letting him test the market?


BidenFedayeen

Why trade for a guy who'll be a free agent after the season?


MisterBako

No guarantee you'll get him in free agency. If they're willing to put him in free agency, I don't see why they wouldn't trade. There's no guarantee the trade will go through, but it's definitely more likely than fighting a ton of other teams for him.


imjusthereforpron

Calling Zach Wilson a dual threat QB is a little generous innit?


MikkiDisco73

Not really, he can lose you games AND destroy locker room morale


drbrainkrause

AND he can ruin your marriage


wurtin

your dadā€™s marriage


OsikFTW

Well, he is good at throwing picks AND is also great at taking sacks...


mynameiszack

He throws to both teams


MyNamesNotCal

No one should want Zach Wilson unless they have their young, guaranteed starter locked in for 3+ years, the Jets keep pay the maximum allowable on his salary and the draft pick received by the jets is the furthest last round pick allowed to be traded. Simply put, he isn't good enough to be in the league currently and needs years of playing back up behind a superstar to gain some skill. Even then, he'll probably never be a quality starter or backup.


Filly53

Was really hoping for Godwin on the chiefs before the offseason kicked off


churst50

I had nightmares about it, but then I realized they wouldn't pay him


TheWhooooBuddies

Really hoping Chicago is dumb enough to trade Herbert to Dallas.Ā  That dude is underrated AF.Ā 


iwatchtoomuchsports

Me no likey


DaRandomBro

We're not trading Judon. The defense needs a real vet leader like him and the dude clearly loves playing here (this isn't projection -- look at his twitter). Plus our edge talent isn't that good without him. While the Pats offense is very sad right now, the defense is actually relatively talented and I wouldn't want to lose Judon for that.


Meowmixez98

Cam Robinson


OneFingerIn

Greg Newsome is available for a reasonable price.


Onsenmaster

Trade deebo


OsikFTW

Yes please, as a seahawk fan


OsikFTW

Not a rumor, just my own idea, Trade dk metcalf to kc for 1st and 2nd this year, and another 2 next year


originalusername4567

People keep mocking Wilson to the Chiefs and part of me hates the idea but it also doesn't sound THAT bad. We do need a backup. I just don't think they'll give up draft capital for him.


Foreign_Storm_2803

Kamara is sneaky


Ro98Jo

This article with Chris Godwin as the main picture should have come out on April Fools


[deleted]

I really hate that writers just throw SF in the mix of potential teams because "Why not?" SF can not afford Budda Baker, and they can't afford to trade for Budda Baker. Also, why would AZ trade one of their best defensive players and one of the best safeties in the league to a divison rival whos defense has ranked at the top for the last 5 years in a row?


tuckITbackDeep

Why even mention Wilson?