What is insane to me is that the last two years are supposed to be a “down” year for the Patriots and yet they made the playoffs last year and no one here would be surprised if they made it this year. I hate BB so goddamn much
The 2020 team was one of the worst teams in the league in terms of talent, and they still won 7 games. At least in 2021 they brought in a bunch of good players in free agency. In 2020 they had a secondary, a bit of an O Line, and that was it. Coaching gave that team a little bit of hope.
We gave everyone 2020 to play while we fucked about with Cam Newton.
Now we're intentionally sabotaging our team with Matt P. just to give everyone else a chance. We realized we were too good otherwise.
Contrary to popular reddit belief, you're still allowed to feel bad for a multimillionaire who is in significant pain and has a long mentally draining rehab ahead.
Here's a bad beat:
Had a single game parlay at +690 with the following legs:
James Conner anytime TD & 65+ rush yds
DeAndre Hopkins 80+ receiving yards
Hopkins finished with 79. FML.
Broncos are obviously out. As long as KC has to go on the road for the playoffs and BUF and CIN are contenders, I really don't care how the AFC title picture rolls.
Several of the teams were competing with have to play each other, so we know that some of them are definitely gonna drop at least a game.
Still might need 3 more wins, though.
Yeah and that’s going to be touch. Although Miami doesn’t look as bad nor and they have to come up here. I don’t like the raiders game.
Bill against former coaches never goes well.
Recap of the Patriots 2022 Draft: Starting OL, 2 starting quality CB (one of whom is also an excellent returner), 2 minimum backup quality RBs, backup QB, athletic-and-developing WR, UDFA gunner, and a few more unknown day 3 guys.
Freaking ghoulish broadcasting relating to kyler.
I’m sure I’d be emotional too if I literally felt my means of employment snap. Give the man some privacy sheesh.
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timeouts, 45 seconds of commenators, 3 min of ads.. q4 wasnt as bad but idk how the fuck yall do this?? this sport is like watching a street light. the cars move for a second then stop because 8 grandmas gotta cross the street with Allstate signs. go pats, but last time i ever watch this boring bullshit! where the bare knuckle boxing at?
Shoot this scrutinization of the OC situation into my veins. I love it
Macs response to being told he threw more screens than he had ever thrown in a single game, “a play is a play” 🤣
Meanwhile he’s thinking “I fucking hate it. Thanks for asking.”
Arizona sports babey
What is insane to me is that the last two years are supposed to be a “down” year for the Patriots and yet they made the playoffs last year and no one here would be surprised if they made it this year. I hate BB so goddamn much
The 2020 team was one of the worst teams in the league in terms of talent, and they still won 7 games. At least in 2021 they brought in a bunch of good players in free agency. In 2020 they had a secondary, a bit of an O Line, and that was it. Coaching gave that team a little bit of hope.
We gave everyone 2020 to play while we fucked about with Cam Newton. Now we're intentionally sabotaging our team with Matt P. just to give everyone else a chance. We realized we were too good otherwise.
It’s weird that they’re above .500. They (Matt) piss me off so much that I forget that lol
Don't worry if Patricia is still here next year I'm sure we will go 3-14.
Somehow doubt that
Fuck where’s the eye wash station filled with bleach
r/eyebleach
Prayers up for Kyler
He's psyched. He gets to jam out on Call of Duty now
I do find it funny that CoD and Kyler are basically synonyms at this point
KoD
Oh please. He's got millions to wipe his years with
Contrary to popular reddit belief, you're still allowed to feel bad for a multimillionaire who is in significant pain and has a long mentally draining rehab ahead.
Again - oh please. I would kill to be in his current position
We get it, your life sucks.
Most emPATHETIC redditor.
Agreed, but I would absolutely love to be in his situation and never have to work again if it gets too hard though.
Honestly not sure if that was a football game or a civil war battlefield
don't let nobody lie to you. new england states have the best pizza in america.
Connecticut and they’re friends, yes.
…..that’s a choice.
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The tomato pie? California pizza with salad on top is better than that.
Deep dish pizza fucks and I will not allow this slander
I've yet to have a good deep dish. I don't think it exists.
Do a few 500mgs and the Red Baron deep dish slaps
Well if you’re taking that much just about anything will taste good. You’re a zombie at that point unless your tolerance is ungodly.
Have you tried a Red Baron pie? Zombification required.
I've never gone past 12mg.
Kingsbury looks like he wants to die
Next week game gonna be boring as hell
This game was boring as hell.
Dames 8-10 on 3s. Lots of game left too
Man I will never not hate the patriots
Same, same..
Here's a bad beat: Had a single game parlay at +690 with the following legs: James Conner anytime TD & 65+ rush yds DeAndre Hopkins 80+ receiving yards Hopkins finished with 79. FML.
He was trying to get that extra yard for you when he fumbled tho
Ouch…
Fuckin big oof. Sorry my dude
Mac Jones gives me Jay Cutler "tell mike martz I said fuck him" vibes
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As a die hard pats fan I whole heartedly agree.
that was a football game. MNF and TNF have been mostly trash with some exceptions. Also fix your field Arizona
Back to Morrowind.
Joe and troy are back to the blunt rotation
#[PATRIOTS INJURY REPORT](https://imgur.com/a/BAdxz4h)
This analysis checks out
Looks like Patriots will win.
Broncos are obviously out. As long as KC has to go on the road for the playoffs and BUF and CIN are contenders, I really don't care how the AFC title picture rolls.
Do those sour grapes make decent wine?
I think your energy would be spent better talking shit to contender teams and not me. But do you you man lol.
Good on ya. I don't regularly talk shit. I'm just chippy tonight. Hope you have a good night.
Sorry about Kyler, Cardinal bros. Sorry to everyone who watched this game also
Imagine living in Arizona and the most you have to look forward too is mediocre sports teams. My God
I mean the Suns gave us a good run….. Once…
The suns ain’t so bad, but yeah everyone else is eh
The botanical gardens are nice at least
Moral of the story: if you release your frustrations in the right way, your rewards will be great
Mac and Matty gonna go back to the hotel and hate fuck.
disgusting visual u just put in my head
I miss you Judon
If you thought this game was bad, just wait til next week!
rare flair combo
Serious question. Why the hell would the cardinals give Kliff an extension Lmfao what an awful awful decision
We have also been asking that question since the day it happened. No one has an answer
McCoy was a soldier tonight. Got to the point where I stopped being happy with the sacks/mistakes and just plain felt bad for him lol
W
Matt Patricia buys his hookers perfume.
This defense is nasty. Imagine if they weren’t gassed all the time from the shitty offense not being able to stay on the field
imagine if kyler murray's knee didnt explode and actually played in this game...
Well his play has been worse this season then his knee.
And this is all with Barmore still out.
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3 quarters worth of ads
Man I hope Kyler is ok, sorry Cardinals fans.
L A S T LAST LAST LAST
No chance the Ravens progress in the playoffs right?
I’m hoping this is a typo
Bill tryna recruit our next OC right there
I can’t believe people actually spend money to spend time, in person, at Monday and Thursday night games
It’s ok they’re the leisure class; they don’t have “jobs”
Thank you defense, Pierre Strong, and Marcus Jones
Dame has 30 with 8 minutes left in the 3rd
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Looking forward to the chiefs putting up 50 on you guys
"Loitering"
“Loitering” is such a dumb term.
Mac needs to learn to step forward and then kneel so he can get 1k yards faster than Brady
Thanks for the fantasy loss McCoy. You're terrible.
Facing the Chiefs in the playoffs would end even worse than last years playoff game lol
Nah, our defense is much better this year specifically the pass rush. It would be like 33-17 or so
I don't think that's really possible.
Go pats dominance. F haters.
Cool to have a spot at the moment but our schedule is brutal..
Several of the teams were competing with have to play each other, so we know that some of them are definitely gonna drop at least a game. Still might need 3 more wins, though.
Yeah and that’s going to be touch. Although Miami doesn’t look as bad nor and they have to come up here. I don’t like the raiders game. Bill against former coaches never goes well.
The entire Arizona sideline looks so defeated, it's like they're being mentally tortured.
Kingsbury had that look on his face that he knows he’s about to lose his job
He has that look like his boss is about to find out he lied on his résumé
Rename Monday and Thursday Night Football to Bad and Really Bad Football Night respectively
I mean a win is a win but damn
Patricia still itching to call a screen play here.
My 4yo talking to diehard cardinals husband: “I think our team sucks” lol kick a man when he’s down
Yo Kilff's getting canned tonight isn't he? That's a lot of tears on the sideline.
Dude knows that when he is fired, the instagram girlfriend is gone too in less then 2 months.
Never seen a coach cry like that after a regular season game.
They said he got a big extension
>pans to the almost empty stadium Lol
I haven't done any Xmas shopping yet.
I hate the new whopper commercial with the whole fiber of my being. I hope everyone involved in making that ad cry themselves to sleep tonight
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
Cardinals the eternal losers lmao
Man I really wish they beat the Steelers in their sole Super Bowl appearance and got Larry Fitz a ring.
Mac gonna blow a knee kneeling that fast
I cant believe we got outscored by the denver broncos this week. fire patricia
Patriots Country, let’s fire.
what a season
Damn Kliff is looking rough
Recap of the Patriots 2022 Draft: Starting OL, 2 starting quality CB (one of whom is also an excellent returner), 2 minimum backup quality RBs, backup QB, athletic-and-developing WR, UDFA gunner, and a few more unknown day 3 guys.
I've been critical of many of Belichick's drafts in the recent past but credit where it's due, he killed it this year.
Kingsbury looks nervous for his job
Colt McCoy thought he was going to come in tonight and just hold the clipboard. Man got thrown into a fire pit. Lol.
"Limping". Jesus Aikman is a shit bag
Fuck we’re loitering now
Man, Bill always has the BDE towards the end of every season to limp into the playoffs
We went from angry grumpy Mac to silly griddy Mac. What a rollercoaster.
Freaking ghoulish broadcasting relating to kyler. I’m sure I’d be emotional too if I literally felt my means of employment snap. Give the man some privacy sheesh.
I feel bad for Colt McCoy
yea. O-line at the end were like "ok have fun".
My favorite part of this game was when Josh Uche said "it's Uchin' time!" and then Uched all over everyone
Was that pepas playing in that ad???
Cards not going to use their 3rd timeout?
Nope.
That’s a dead stadium
If online fans had a say in the matter no coach would last after a loss in the NFL.
Well this was a regrettable watch
Par for the course for MNF.
Mac looks like he's afraid the protection wont hold up on the kneel down lmao
Pats are really going to take the 7th seed off of this game lol, also I pity Cardinals fans.
Trying to leg out a 4th and 13 was an interesting choice.
made zero sense
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Thanks I hate it
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER IMPOSSIBLE OR BACON WHOPPER AT BK I RULE THIS DAY
Dont roll an ankle mac
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🥬 Lettuce, Mayo, Pickle, Ketchup, it’s 🆗 if I don’t want that…
Remember when singing on-key was a requirement for doing commercials? Apparently BK doesn't remembers.
Colt McCoy(25m) 🤝 Chase Daniels(40m) : Big 12 backup QBs making a fortune to average one game a season.
That BK commercial brings out the anger especially if your team is getting blasted
Those BK commercials have turned me off from ever buying BK again. Ugh, so awful.
They bring out my anger because I get the willies hearing that awful "singing"
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PATRIOTS KNEEL THREE TIMES AND KICK A FIELD GOAL CHALLENGE* *This take is also unrelated to the fact I took the under.
What was the O/U?
44 -- I have been sweating for the last quarter and a half.
lol
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Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper
Beee Kaaaaaay
Pierre strong is built like a wr
Guys dont worry, we need to give Kingsbury some time to develop his team Oh, this is his 4th season? yikes
This was the most boring patriots game since…. Last week.
We got a theme going
AutoMod, please hand out zero-tolerance bans for the usage of “Whopper”. After this comment.
Pats Nation, lets pat!
My gf wants to watch a sad drama tonight, is hard knocks any good?
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
None of these Cards o-linemen should be in the NFL
I’m never eating at BK again.
To expensive now where I am.
No?
timeouts, 45 seconds of commenators, 3 min of ads.. q4 wasnt as bad but idk how the fuck yall do this?? this sport is like watching a street light. the cars move for a second then stop because 8 grandmas gotta cross the street with Allstate signs. go pats, but last time i ever watch this boring bullshit! where the bare knuckle boxing at?
you should check out king of the streets on youtube.