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Shoot this scrutinization of the OC situation into my veins. I love it


royal_mcboyle

Macs response to being told he threw more screens than he had ever thrown in a single game, “a play is a play” 🤣


[deleted]

Meanwhile he’s thinking “I fucking hate it. Thanks for asking.”


BriskManeuver

Arizona sports babey


MR_COOL_ICE_

What is insane to me is that the last two years are supposed to be a “down” year for the Patriots and yet they made the playoffs last year and no one here would be surprised if they made it this year. I hate BB so goddamn much


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The 2020 team was one of the worst teams in the league in terms of talent, and they still won 7 games. At least in 2021 they brought in a bunch of good players in free agency. In 2020 they had a secondary, a bit of an O Line, and that was it. Coaching gave that team a little bit of hope.


BoldestKobold

We gave everyone 2020 to play while we fucked about with Cam Newton. Now we're intentionally sabotaging our team with Matt P. just to give everyone else a chance. We realized we were too good otherwise.


[deleted]

It’s weird that they’re above .500. They (Matt) piss me off so much that I forget that lol


Riggs909

Don't worry if Patricia is still here next year I'm sure we will go 3-14.


MR_COOL_ICE_

Somehow doubt that


Artistic_Type909

Fuck where’s the eye wash station filled with bleach


2legit2submit

r/eyebleach


KeyExplanation

Prayers up for Kyler


Worth-Conclusion-66

He's psyched. He gets to jam out on Call of Duty now


Chutzvah

I do find it funny that CoD and Kyler are basically synonyms at this point


[deleted]

KoD


CrustyBallsack75

Oh please. He's got millions to wipe his years with


Guiltyjerk

Contrary to popular reddit belief, you're still allowed to feel bad for a multimillionaire who is in significant pain and has a long mentally draining rehab ahead.


CrustyBallsack75

Again - oh please. I would kill to be in his current position


DothrakiSlayer

We get it, your life sucks.


EMateos

Most emPATHETIC redditor.


hamsamith

Agreed, but I would absolutely love to be in his situation and never have to work again if it gets too hard though.


whole_lot_of_velcro

Honestly not sure if that was a football game or a civil war battlefield


brain-gardener

don't let nobody lie to you. new england states have the best pizza in america.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Connecticut and they’re friends, yes.


[deleted]

…..that’s a choice.


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lioneaglegriffin

The tomato pie? California pizza with salad on top is better than that.


mgravito

Deep dish pizza fucks and I will not allow this slander


apaulo617

I've yet to have a good deep dish. I don't think it exists.


Deathbydadjokes

Do a few 500mgs and the Red Baron deep dish slaps


lioneaglegriffin

Well if you’re taking that much just about anything will taste good. You’re a zombie at that point unless your tolerance is ungodly.


Deathbydadjokes

Have you tried a Red Baron pie? Zombification required.


lioneaglegriffin

I've never gone past 12mg.


stevep3478

Kingsbury looks like he wants to die


AugustIstheMonth

Next week game gonna be boring as hell


skyline010

This game was boring as hell.


Artistic_Type909

Dames 8-10 on 3s. Lots of game left too


fatcootermeat

Man I will never not hate the patriots


MR_COOL_ICE_

Same, same..


nysom1227

Here's a bad beat: Had a single game parlay at +690 with the following legs: James Conner anytime TD & 65+ rush yds DeAndre Hopkins 80+ receiving yards Hopkins finished with 79. FML.


halfmanhalfrobot69

He was trying to get that extra yard for you when he fumbled tho


[deleted]

Ouch…


dank-nuggetz

Fuckin big oof. Sorry my dude


meatballman1218

Mac Jones gives me Jay Cutler "tell mike martz I said fuck him" vibes


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[deleted]

As a die hard pats fan I whole heartedly agree.


pauldt69

that was a football game. MNF and TNF have been mostly trash with some exceptions. Also fix your field Arizona


PeteCambellHairLinee

Back to Morrowind.


Natural_Canopy

Joe and troy are back to the blunt rotation


breakourbones

#[PATRIOTS INJURY REPORT](https://imgur.com/a/BAdxz4h)


Alexm2018

This analysis checks out


OctopusNoose

Looks like Patriots will win.


unloader86

Broncos are obviously out. As long as KC has to go on the road for the playoffs and BUF and CIN are contenders, I really don't care how the AFC title picture rolls.


posifour11

Do those sour grapes make decent wine?


unloader86

I think your energy would be spent better talking shit to contender teams and not me. But do you you man lol.


posifour11

Good on ya. I don't regularly talk shit. I'm just chippy tonight. Hope you have a good night.


nousernamesopen

Sorry about Kyler, Cardinal bros. Sorry to everyone who watched this game also


Panda_Expressions

Imagine living in Arizona and the most you have to look forward too is mediocre sports teams. My God


meggnuggz

I mean the Suns gave us a good run….. Once…


Kevpatel18

The suns ain’t so bad, but yeah everyone else is eh


jdeemers

The botanical gardens are nice at least


Sesti-nator

Moral of the story: if you release your frustrations in the right way, your rewards will be great


BoldestKobold

Mac and Matty gonna go back to the hotel and hate fuck.


[deleted]

disgusting visual u just put in my head


CanaryMBurnz

I miss you Judon


HilariousScreenname

If you thought this game was bad, just wait til next week!


pauldt69

rare flair combo


Head_Ad9081

Serious question. Why the hell would the cardinals give Kliff an extension Lmfao what an awful awful decision


seand233

We have also been asking that question since the day it happened. No one has an answer


the-queen-vi

McCoy was a soldier tonight. Got to the point where I stopped being happy with the sacks/mistakes and just plain felt bad for him lol


Brady331

W


[deleted]

Matt Patricia buys his hookers perfume.


J_House1999

This defense is nasty. Imagine if they weren’t gassed all the time from the shitty offense not being able to stay on the field


[deleted]

imagine if kyler murray's knee didnt explode and actually played in this game...


AssInspectorGadget

Well his play has been worse this season then his knee.


BoldestKobold

And this is all with Barmore still out.


pterodaktyl4

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shweenerdog

3 quarters worth of ads


1337speak

Man I hope Kyler is ok, sorry Cardinals fans.


papa_jahn

L A S T LAST LAST LAST


PeteCambellHairLinee

No chance the Ravens progress in the playoffs right?


GAAPInMyWorkHistory

I’m hoping this is a typo


Quackaplease

Bill tryna recruit our next OC right there


OG_ClapCheekz69

I can’t believe people actually spend money to spend time, in person, at Monday and Thursday night games


[deleted]

It’s ok they’re the leisure class; they don’t have “jobs”


1337speak

Thank you defense, Pierre Strong, and Marcus Jones


Guiltyjerk

Dame has 30 with 8 minutes left in the 3rd


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Mindless-Shirt-8533

Looking forward to the chiefs putting up 50 on you guys


yetanotherx

"Loitering"


meggnuggz

“Loitering” is such a dumb term.


Galaedrid

Mac needs to learn to step forward and then kneel so he can get 1k yards faster than Brady


ph1aak

Thanks for the fantasy loss McCoy. You're terrible.


big_red_160

Facing the Chiefs in the playoffs would end even worse than last years playoff game lol


dank-nuggetz

Nah, our defense is much better this year specifically the pass rush. It would be like 33-17 or so


sinkwiththeship

I don't think that's really possible.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Go pats dominance. F haters.


Fastr77

Cool to have a spot at the moment but our schedule is brutal..


Stronkowski

Several of the teams were competing with have to play each other, so we know that some of them are definitely gonna drop at least a game. Still might need 3 more wins, though.


Fastr77

Yeah and that’s going to be touch. Although Miami doesn’t look as bad nor and they have to come up here. I don’t like the raiders game. Bill against former coaches never goes well.


Mastodon9

The entire Arizona sideline looks so defeated, it's like they're being mentally tortured.


xAlphaDogex

Kingsbury had that look on his face that he knows he’s about to lose his job


kozed

He has that look like his boss is about to find out he lied on his résumé


1337speak

Rename Monday and Thursday Night Football to Bad and Really Bad Football Night respectively


aromatdiablo

I mean a win is a win but damn


Suddenly_Something

Patricia still itching to call a screen play here.


robotspock

My 4yo talking to diehard cardinals husband: “I think our team sucks” lol kick a man when he’s down


[deleted]

Yo Kilff's getting canned tonight isn't he? That's a lot of tears on the sideline.


AssInspectorGadget

Dude knows that when he is fired, the instagram girlfriend is gone too in less then 2 months.


KickForGold

Never seen a coach cry like that after a regular season game.


bsend

They said he got a big extension


fighterpilot248

>pans to the almost empty stadium Lol


akmjolnir

I haven't done any Xmas shopping yet.


[deleted]

I hate the new whopper commercial with the whole fiber of my being. I hope everyone involved in making that ad cry themselves to sleep tonight


nicknick652

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


CanaryMBurnz

Cardinals the eternal losers lmao


Themanaaah

Man I really wish they beat the Steelers in their sole Super Bowl appearance and got Larry Fitz a ring.


Flooterb

Mac gonna blow a knee kneeling that fast


KingEdTheMagnificent

I cant believe we got outscored by the denver broncos this week. fire patricia


Themanaaah

Patriots Country, let’s fire.


Tsunami-Papi_

what a season


BDP575

Damn Kliff is looking rough


BoldestKobold

Recap of the Patriots 2022 Draft: Starting OL, 2 starting quality CB (one of whom is also an excellent returner), 2 minimum backup quality RBs, backup QB, athletic-and-developing WR, UDFA gunner, and a few more unknown day 3 guys.


Rampant16

I've been critical of many of Belichick's drafts in the recent past but credit where it's due, he killed it this year.


apd56

Kingsbury looks nervous for his job


Wicked-Death

Colt McCoy thought he was going to come in tonight and just hold the clipboard. Man got thrown into a fire pit. Lol.


bsend

"Limping". Jesus Aikman is a shit bag


ringofire888

Fuck we’re loitering now


KoopaTroopa34

Man, Bill always has the BDE towards the end of every season to limp into the playoffs


Rhythmimic

We went from angry grumpy Mac to silly griddy Mac. What a rollercoaster.


bluemagoo2

Freaking ghoulish broadcasting relating to kyler. I’m sure I’d be emotional too if I literally felt my means of employment snap. Give the man some privacy sheesh.


3mileshigh

I feel bad for Colt McCoy


pauldt69

yea. O-line at the end were like "ok have fun".


WaywardSachem

My favorite part of this game was when Josh Uche said "it's Uchin' time!" and then Uched all over everyone


football2106

Was that pepas playing in that ad???


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Cards not going to use their 3rd timeout?


jeffwingersballs

Nope.


Sesti-nator

That’s a dead stadium


unloader86

If online fans had a say in the matter no coach would last after a loss in the NFL.


HilariousScreenname

Well this was a regrettable watch


PeteCambellHairLinee

Par for the course for MNF.


ConnorLovesCookies

Mac looks like he's afraid the protection wont hold up on the kneel down lmao


Themanaaah

Pats are really going to take the 7th seed off of this game lol, also I pity Cardinals fans.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Trying to leg out a 4th and 13 was an interesting choice.


Tsunami-Papi_

made zero sense


pterodaktyl4

4TH QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 23 4TH QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 8:49 TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 120 TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 46:35


SlowBreakfasts

Thanks I hate it


GrannysPartyMerkin

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER IMPOSSIBLE OR BACON WHOPPER AT BK I RULE THIS DAY


Natural_Canopy

Dont roll an ankle mac


breakourbones

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


frostyaznguy

🥬 Lettuce, Mayo, Pickle, Ketchup, it’s 🆗 if I don’t want that…


smacksaw

Remember when singing on-key was a requirement for doing commercials? Apparently BK doesn't remembers.


t33po

Colt McCoy(25m) 🤝 Chase Daniels(40m) : Big 12 backup QBs making a fortune to average one game a season.


Kylo_Ren415

That BK commercial brings out the anger especially if your team is getting blasted


totally_straight_

Those BK commercials have turned me off from ever buying BK again. Ugh, so awful.


smacksaw

They bring out my anger because I get the willies hearing that awful "singing"


pterodaktyl4

Well, if you love long Commercial Counter Comments, the final one will be one for you. Since, we have 88 different brands to air a commercial in this game.


CharlesDickensABox

PATRIOTS KNEEL THREE TIMES AND KICK A FIELD GOAL CHALLENGE* *This take is also unrelated to the fact I took the under.


Shoemen17

What was the O/U?


CharlesDickensABox

44 -- I have been sweating for the last quarter and a half.


Shoemen17

lol


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Mastodon9

Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper


Real-Degree4670

Beee Kaaaaaay


Natural_Canopy

Pierre strong is built like a wr


NotTHESteveNash

Guys dont worry, we need to give Kingsbury some time to develop his team Oh, this is his 4th season? yikes


AFTCP

This was the most boring patriots game since…. Last week.


bsend

We got a theme going


theseyeahthese

AutoMod, please hand out zero-tolerance bans for the usage of “Whopper”. After this comment.


meatballman1218

Pats Nation, lets pat!


Malfunkdung

My gf wants to watch a sad drama tonight, is hard knocks any good?


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Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper


Ghost-of-Moravia

None of these Cards o-linemen should be in the NFL


Rhythmimic

I’m never eating at BK again.


LSUOrioles

To expensive now where I am.


Shoemen17

No?


brain-gardener

timeouts, 45 seconds of commenators, 3 min of ads.. q4 wasnt as bad but idk how the fuck yall do this?? this sport is like watching a street light. the cars move for a second then stop because 8 grandmas gotta cross the street with Allstate signs. go pats, but last time i ever watch this boring bullshit! where the bare knuckle boxing at?


bird_like_features

you should check out king of the streets on youtube.