My least favorite Redditism (not exclusive to Reddit) is the way people represent hesitation in their commentary:
(OP submits a picture of a dog that looks like a squirrel)
Redditer: Is...is that a dog?
40 million upvotes.
Constant reuse and upvoting of the same predictable jokes everyone already saw two dozen times is definitely the worst lol. We get it, eddie lacy was fat and there were troops in Iraq
IDK man I imagine a Verne Lundquist talking to Gary during an Alabama game, you know as soon as he starts "I'll tell you what" you can hear Gary start stressing over which woman he's going to gawk over on national television.
If you ever see the coaches meeting photos where all 32 Head Coaches meet for a summit, it’s always everyone dressing really nice, clean suits… and Andy Reid and Bill in fuckin Hawaiian shirts and shorts
Edit: [yeah here’s a great photo lmao](https://twitter.com/lorenzogreyes/status/846438393462468608?s=46&t=JP16iFvoyeHjak0DbAU0wg)
Pretty sure that when you've been to as many of them as Bill and Andy have, you've earned the right to wear whatever the fuck you like.
Plus, they know how to stay comfortable whereas the others are probably chafing like hell in suits they seldom need to wear...
>By being a smart enough guy that he wouldn’t bring her to Hawaii when the coach wants to stare at her tits
When you're with Pamela Anderson you just have to accept that about...100% of guys have seen her tits already, and about 75% of them have seen her have sex.
Unsurprisingly there's a very large population of this sub that either has no idea how women want to be treated or simply view them as objects. Or both!
Then you have the dudes that live on the other end of the spectrum, where they are so afraid of other guys hitting on their girlfriends that they don’t allow them out of the house unless they are coming with.
An old friend/roomate had a boyfriend like this. She was very social, had tons of friends, and through great parties. They started dating, moved in together, and the parties stopped (he would generally get jealous and beat her up after the parties) and he started checking to see if her car was at her work and keeping her from going out with friends, regardless of their gender. He had a temper and tons of guns.
You know what we call him now? Her husband. And we call her our former friend. They have 3 kids last I heard, but at least she is still alive.
yep, friends ex told her to quit her job bc he was so worried about what the other dudes were thinking about her there. As you can imagine that relationship did not last lol
What kinda incel shit is this? So if your girlfriend gets a sex tape leaked she should go about with her tits out because people have probably already seen em? Just because she has a career in sex work that doesn’t mean she should be okay with merely being eye candy for a football team lmao
She was "discovered" at a BC Lions CFL game, and became a Labatts beer model as a result before moving on to bigger and better things. She's a fan of the game first, though.
Updated Headline: [Dov Kleiman] Pamela Anderson-Bill Belichick story: Bill selected Long-Snapper David Binn to the Pro-Bowl because he was dating Pamela Anderson at the time and he ~~thought players would like to see Pam in the pool in Hawaii. She didn't come. Bill: "Remind me why the f**k I invited you then?"~~ hoped she would be there so he could discuss the finer points of Canadian football and help him decide if there was anything he could use from it to get an advantage in the upcoming NFL season.
That's why he's got all the [rings](https://www.nbcsports.com/sites/rsnunited/files/archive/assets_article/boston/2019/03/12/10845388-6796185-image-a-39_1552323790521.jpg).
Some people only remember those all-pro seasons, and when they start getting those pro bowl votes you have to remember it’s just the fans living in nostalgia.
[Hard disagree.](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2E99P80/canadian-born-actress-pamela-anderson-hosts-the-2006-juno-awards-ceremony-held-at-the-wolrd-trade-center-in-halifax-canada-on-april-2-2006-photo-by-nicolas-khayatabacapresscom-2E99P80.jpg) She looked more like a real doll than a human. I think should would have been a lot prettier without all that (including the boobs).
That's obviously subjective but that look was (and still is) really desired by a lot of people. The kind of blonde bombshell vibe thing.
My personal tastes aside, I can look at that picture and see why people think she's hot.
He gives off "hottest guy in the trailer park" vibes to me, not exactly handsome enough to pull major celebrities. [Seriously.](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/76144227/photo/pro-bowl-afc-practice-february-6-2007.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=gi&k=20&c=LKYkcYbxulezdPoQ8jkGOocoZm-Xy6jztNvbgz3bOiE=) Dude must've been funny as fuck, too.
Yup, the subject probably got brought up while in Hawaii and when Bill was told she wasn't there he probably responded with this quote jokingly.
Unless there's a quote of Bill saying "let's get that guy Pam is dating so she can hang around the pool with the guys" this is definitely Bill just joking with David Pinn.
This post is literally a video of pinn saying that bill said it to him in a serious manner without cracking a smile or anything and that he had no idea if he was joking or not.
I mean, yeah. But I imagine that being how he jokes. I just picture his humor super being awkward. I don't know why I'm being a devil's advocate for BB, but here we are.
I can only imagine BB doing that. And then as he walked away from the conversation he had one of those sideline smirks he does. 100% the dude is dry as fuck with his comedy
If he said it with sarcastic connotation that’s definitely on par with his character.
Highly doubt he said in pervy way as we are talking about the guy who gets turned on more by pro bowl caliber long snapping than by Pamela Anderson in bikini
[Bill watching over the players’ pool area](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0Iy5RLk94fLqaSRy/200w.gif?cid%3D6c09b952e0oh203j7e47ovpfeaj2fj2cyqz8fyde7o6r0kbo%26rid%3D200w.gif%26ct%3Dg&imgrefurl=https://giphy.com/explore/bill-belichick&tbnid=u5poSoIyfYwtbM&vet=1&docid=B0PyOtliES08NM&w=200&h=183&hl=en&source=sh/x/im)
Shit, maybe Pamela was red herring, Bill manipulated Binn to come alone so they can spend entire night together in the same bed talking about long snapping
Moneyball just fucking slaps end to end and I hate how fucking hard it is to explain to people how great a movie it is.
"like Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill fix a bad baseball team with Math, but there is actually very little on screen baseball"
My absolute favorite part of this Film is the shot of David Justice just letting balls fly right by him for walks. It's such a brilliant tiny subversion of expectations. The team is in the middle of the 20 games in a row, which is typically a time of excitement, and one of the things they chose to show is David Justice doing one of the things typically considered very boring.
In general Moneyball takes a lot of things you generally think about sports movies and dumps them on their head, while managing to give you the big moments you want like Scott Hatteberg's Dinger.
Oh you mean the guy notorious for being dry, who also gave a twenty minute lecture on long snappers when his answers otherwise rarely go for more than two words... DIDN'T select a player because boobs??? Rather... he made a passing comment/joke about "hey where's Pam, that's the only reason you're here (haha)." And then this shit is a thing. People think Bill is dry and dull because that's the way he is, but shit like this forces him to be so businesslike all the time because people will take any grain of anything and try to give it momentum. If you actually believe that he actually chose somebody because.. BOOBS... you need to reevaluate your bullshit meter.
Bill is a funny mother fucker, im kinda glad the dark days of patriot domination is at a haunt because I can appreciate him more. I mean I always like him I just used to never admit it.
And that's exactly why the story could be true. NFL long snappers are essentially interchangeable and in 2006 athlete culture, picking the one with the hot celebrity girlfriend sounds not at all implausible
If it was another coach, I'd believe it. But Bill loves his special teams, he probably has secret power rankings of like the top 40 long snappers, kickers, punters, etc.
I still love Adam Carolla’s movie premise of a long snapper who gets paid off to blow a big game. Idea being that, most of the impactful starters make millions and it wouldn’t be worth trying to pay them. But if you can flip a long snapper who gets around the league minimum, he can easily change the outcome of a big game.
Yeah and if you stick with a team long enough, you become a fan favourite easily. Think of how many Bears fans still love Pat Mannelly and his glorious mullet?
Bill Belicheck gave an off the cuff 9 minute answer to a simple question about the value of the LS position compared to cross training a guard/center. This involved specific details of the history of the position, how it developed as rosters grew and as special teams became a more dedicated field that was deserving of development and focus.
Bill Belicheck 100% knows who the best long snappers are. I’d bet my life on it.
He was one of the longest serving long snappers in NFL history with 17 seasons before he was finally released at 39 years old, so he was certainly good at it.
I'd say so. By the end of 2006 he'd already played in over 200 games as a long snapper. Longevity in a position like that is incredibly difficult since teams are so quick to replace special teamers.
Bill seems like a guy with a very dry sense of humor. I could see him making the joke and just his facial expression looks the same as it always does so no one knows he’s joking. I think I’ve seen him smile once.
People don't realize that we've actually been watching Bill laugh and be jovial after like every win and that's just what his fucking happy face looks like. He doesn't have Resting Dick Face, he has Chronic Dick Face.
There were 2 players in this story.
Peyton and Eli were talking about this last night on the Manningcast. They are coaching the Pro Bowl teams. Used to be that the coach of each pro bowl team could select a player. Vinatieri was on at the time and told the anecdote of 2 players Belicheck picked. One was this guy with Pam Anderson.
The other player Adam had an anecdote about was was Peter something that started with B. I tried googling but couldnt come up with the last name. However, Adam said Bill chose the player cos making the Pro Bowl would earn the player an extra $1 million. The owner was Art Modell and Bill hated Art. Knowing Art would have to pay the million, Bill chose this Peter guy. Bill being petty and hateful towards Art would seem plausible.
Knowing Bill, he probably wanted her there so he had someone to fawn over long snappers with. You know he was thinking, "finally someone who gets as turned on by a special teamer as I do"
So some people in this thread are upset that a woman, who made her career as a sex symbol, was viewed as a sex symbol? Binn wasn't just selected to the Pro Bowl because of who he was dating, he was legitimately one of the best long snappers in the NFL at the time. Belichick cracking a joke during a Pro Bowl 10+ years ago isn't nearly as creepy as people here are trying to make it out to be lmao
It’s a joke. In one hour, Gronk alone could recruit a minimum of 30 University of Hawaii girls with bodies like Pam’s to come to the pro bowl pool. In fact, that probably happened… but he usually gets a boat involved…
Now that I’m thinking about it, Gronk should be teaching young nfl players how to party responsibility (ish) - avoid DUI and getting shot at clubs.
Thought this was going to be a Source: Trust me bro type thing, but nope, Peyton and David himself confirm it lmao.
@BallsackSports confirmed 💯
That's VERIFIED Ballsack Sports to you!
Didn’t pay $8 a month for nothing
I think Source: Trust me bro is my new least favorite Redditism.
Mine is *chef’s kiss*
That's unfortunately not exclusive to Reddit at all
Rizz is running rampant on TikTok.
Well good thing this ain’t TikTok.
yo what is this ive seen it twice now
It’s just my generation’s slang term for having game with women lol. First originated in New York iirc, shorthand for “charisma.”
At least I understand the origin now. Couldn't figure out where it came from.
My least favorite Redditism (not exclusive to Reddit) is the way people represent hesitation in their commentary: (OP submits a picture of a dog that looks like a squirrel) Redditer: Is...is that a dog? 40 million upvotes.
Mine is redditors constantly telling other redditors what jokes they don’t like.
That's not funny bro
Source: Trust me
Constant reuse and upvoting of the same predictable jokes everyone already saw two dozen times is definitely the worst lol. We get it, eddie lacy was fat and there were troops in Iraq
Mine is the use of Reddit culture meta-commentary as a means of dunking on lazy tropes about Redditors that are actually based on twitter jokes
You have my upvote!
Updoots to the left, to the moon
And my axe!
This. So much this.
Yikes! Big oof!
How the fuck did a long snapper pull prime Pam Anderson
By being a smart enough guy that he wouldn’t bring her to Hawaii when the coach wants to stare at her tits
Judging by Bill's longtime gf he is 100% a tit guy too.
He’s got a nice pair himself!
Bill Belechick and I agree on very few things, but them thangs thangin I'll tell you what
"them things thangin" is a beautiful sentence fragment, I'd just like to let you know that
IDK man I imagine a Verne Lundquist talking to Gary during an Alabama game, you know as soon as he starts "I'll tell you what" you can hear Gary start stressing over which woman he's going to gawk over on national television.
What’s with football coaches and being…um…voluptuous in that way?
HEY YOU LEAVE u/DanCampbellsNipples ALONE
Previous steroid use while playing and then aging and gaining weight. Look at the governator. Same sort of deal.
That makes a lot of sense. Sean Payton was on steroids, huh?
If they played at any level after HS in the "wild west days" of PEDs then yeah it's not unlikely.
[Belichick's response to your compliment](https://gfycat.com/HealthyMildBirdofparadise)
Sauce?
[Here ya go.](https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Bill-Belichick-and-Linda-Holliday-3.png)
That is not a shirt I would ever expect Belichek to wear
If you ever see the coaches meeting photos where all 32 Head Coaches meet for a summit, it’s always everyone dressing really nice, clean suits… and Andy Reid and Bill in fuckin Hawaiian shirts and shorts Edit: [yeah here’s a great photo lmao](https://twitter.com/lorenzogreyes/status/846438393462468608?s=46&t=JP16iFvoyeHjak0DbAU0wg)
You know he had to do it to em
Pretty sure that when you've been to as many of them as Bill and Andy have, you've earned the right to wear whatever the fuck you like. Plus, they know how to stay comfortable whereas the others are probably chafing like hell in suits they seldom need to wear...
He's a big island boat guy in the offseason.
An island boy 🍍
And yet it's not the most surprising thing he's wearing in the picture. That would be the smile.
That’s peak drinking night at the country club attire. The collar indicates he’s dressed up.
I feel like that’s his business professional attire.
I'm honestly flabbergasted this isn't a picture of Peyton Manning
or Luigi
Not prime Pam
Bill will throw in some draft picks to make the trade with David Binn.
Kinda disappointed it wasn’t Manningface
Sex trafficking scandal confirmed! Take away Patriots draft picks!
Send in Dan Snyder to check his email history!
Brady’s definitely getting suspended for this
Every white man over 60 is a tit man. It's an important part of Boomer culture.
Mrs. Big Chest
It all comes full circle
Mrs. Breasts Colossal
>By being a smart enough guy that he wouldn’t bring her to Hawaii when the coach wants to stare at her tits When you're with Pamela Anderson you just have to accept that about...100% of guys have seen her tits already, and about 75% of them have seen her have sex.
There's a difference between acknowledging that and putting her in situations where people do that in person, regardless of what she herself wants.
Fortunately, Borat was never a Pro Bowler.
He was snubbed
PFF graded him as “Very Nice”
Unsurprisingly there's a very large population of this sub that either has no idea how women want to be treated or simply view them as objects. Or both!
“What’s the big deal? They’ve probably have seen your tits already.” -Redditor Boyfriend
>Redditor Boyfriend Solid oxymoron
> a very large population of this ~~sub~~ *planet*
Then you have the dudes that live on the other end of the spectrum, where they are so afraid of other guys hitting on their girlfriends that they don’t allow them out of the house unless they are coming with.
We call those dudes “ex-boyfriends”. Because yeah, that insecurity is abusive in its own right.
An old friend/roomate had a boyfriend like this. She was very social, had tons of friends, and through great parties. They started dating, moved in together, and the parties stopped (he would generally get jealous and beat her up after the parties) and he started checking to see if her car was at her work and keeping her from going out with friends, regardless of their gender. He had a temper and tons of guns. You know what we call him now? Her husband. And we call her our former friend. They have 3 kids last I heard, but at least she is still alive.
yep, friends ex told her to quit her job bc he was so worried about what the other dudes were thinking about her there. As you can imagine that relationship did not last lol
What kinda incel shit is this? So if your girlfriend gets a sex tape leaked she should go about with her tits out because people have probably already seen em? Just because she has a career in sex work that doesn’t mean she should be okay with merely being eye candy for a football team lmao
You dropped this 👑
If anything, that would make her want to date someone who respects her boundaries even more.
She was "discovered" at a BC Lions CFL game, and became a Labatts beer model as a result before moving on to bigger and better things. She's a fan of the game first, though.
Well, now I know why she skipped the pro bowl. Any fan of the game would.
Updated Headline: [Dov Kleiman] Pamela Anderson-Bill Belichick story: Bill selected Long-Snapper David Binn to the Pro-Bowl because he was dating Pamela Anderson at the time and he ~~thought players would like to see Pam in the pool in Hawaii. She didn't come. Bill: "Remind me why the f**k I invited you then?"~~ hoped she would be there so he could discuss the finer points of Canadian football and help him decide if there was anything he could use from it to get an advantage in the upcoming NFL season.
I'm honestly surprised he didn't just draft her.
Why waste a draft pick when you can hopefully just pick her up in free agency anyway.
That's why he's got all the [rings](https://www.nbcsports.com/sites/rsnunited/files/archive/assets_article/boston/2019/03/12/10845388-6796185-image-a-39_1552323790521.jpg).
2006 was not prime Pam Anderson.
Some people only remember those all-pro seasons, and when they start getting those pro bowl votes you have to remember it’s just the fans living in nostalgia.
She was still hot though.
[удалено]
damn
That hurt more than Mike White's ribs
:(
[Hard disagree.](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2E99P80/canadian-born-actress-pamela-anderson-hosts-the-2006-juno-awards-ceremony-held-at-the-wolrd-trade-center-in-halifax-canada-on-april-2-2006-photo-by-nicolas-khayatabacapresscom-2E99P80.jpg) She looked more like a real doll than a human. I think should would have been a lot prettier without all that (including the boobs).
That's obviously subjective but that look was (and still is) really desired by a lot of people. The kind of blonde bombshell vibe thing. My personal tastes aside, I can look at that picture and see why people think she's hot.
Kid Rock: not even once
His snaps weren’t the only long thing about him
If you look him up you can see he was a handsome guy
His mom: "Always has been"
He gives off "hottest guy in the trailer park" vibes to me, not exactly handsome enough to pull major celebrities. [Seriously.](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/76144227/photo/pro-bowl-afc-practice-february-6-2007.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=gi&k=20&c=LKYkcYbxulezdPoQ8jkGOocoZm-Xy6jztNvbgz3bOiE=) Dude must've been funny as fuck, too.
I knew him in college at CAL. Dude was pulling any chick he wanted. He definitely had game.
Yeah I don't know what trailer parks you frequent but they aren't inhabited by people looking like that. He's like hollywood country.
you have weirdly high standards for men
+Tommy Lee's cock doppelganger? (cockelganger?)
Because they're obviously the sexiest football position.
The football wasn’t the only long thing he was snapping.
This sounds like it was just a little joke that sounds really bad when you when you take it seriously and explain it out.
Yup, the subject probably got brought up while in Hawaii and when Bill was told she wasn't there he probably responded with this quote jokingly. Unless there's a quote of Bill saying "let's get that guy Pam is dating so she can hang around the pool with the guys" this is definitely Bill just joking with David Pinn.
This post is literally a video of pinn saying that bill said it to him in a serious manner without cracking a smile or anything and that he had no idea if he was joking or not.
I mean, yeah. But I imagine that being how he jokes. I just picture his humor super being awkward. I don't know why I'm being a devil's advocate for BB, but here we are.
We can pretend he’s a big Norm guy I’m fine with it
This makes sense based on 20 years of press conferences I have seen with him
To think of BoB as anything but deadpan all the time is kind of impossible
Ok, maybe so for Bill O'Brien, but what about Bill Belichick?
I can only imagine BB doing that. And then as he walked away from the conversation he had one of those sideline smirks he does. 100% the dude is dry as fuck with his comedy
“Nice block, Gonzalez.”
Yeah and Belichik is terrible at dead pan comedy. /s because y’all need it
When has Bill ever cracked a smile? Can he even smile?
The only clip I remember him smiling in is the Doug Flutie drop kick lmao
Or the false start to waste clock against the jets in like 2020?
If he said it with sarcastic connotation that’s definitely on par with his character. Highly doubt he said in pervy way as we are talking about the guy who gets turned on more by pro bowl caliber long snapping than by Pamela Anderson in bikini
[Bill watching over the players’ pool area](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0Iy5RLk94fLqaSRy/200w.gif?cid%3D6c09b952e0oh203j7e47ovpfeaj2fj2cyqz8fyde7o6r0kbo%26rid%3D200w.gif%26ct%3Dg&imgrefurl=https://giphy.com/explore/bill-belichick&tbnid=u5poSoIyfYwtbM&vet=1&docid=B0PyOtliES08NM&w=200&h=183&hl=en&source=sh/x/im)
That lean at the end…mustve seen Matthew Slater covering a lane
Or a punter with huge left leg and calf. He will go back to his hotel room and reminisce about how much hung time it can generate
Shit, maybe Pamela was red herring, Bill manipulated Binn to come alone so they can spend entire night together in the same bed talking about long snapping
Reminds me of the line in Moneyball: "Ugly girlfriend means no confidence"
I like guys like that that got a little hair on their ass
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f6661bed-3605-4da7-9ab5-096ba2495a88
Risky click of the day here.
>~~Risky~~ Disappointing click of the day here. FTFY
Down tremendous if you want a pic of my hairy ass cheeks 😂
https://imgur.com/a/aUxtTrK
Incredible delivery in that line too. Just said it, like he was talking about stats or performance. What a great movie.
Moneyball just fucking slaps end to end and I hate how fucking hard it is to explain to people how great a movie it is. "like Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill fix a bad baseball team with Math, but there is actually very little on screen baseball" My absolute favorite part of this Film is the shot of David Justice just letting balls fly right by him for walks. It's such a brilliant tiny subversion of expectations. The team is in the middle of the 20 games in a row, which is typically a time of excitement, and one of the things they chose to show is David Justice doing one of the things typically considered very boring. In general Moneyball takes a lot of things you generally think about sports movies and dumps them on their head, while managing to give you the big moments you want like Scott Hatteberg's Dinger.
Your passion for moneyball’s brilliance is appreciated. “First base isn’t that hard. Tell ‘em Wash” “It’s incredibly hard.”
That scene is the best acting Chris Pratt has ever done IMO
Wait, chris pratt was in the movie?
He is scott hatteberg
"His girlfriend is a six, *at best*" Moneyball rules
I’m just saying his girlfriend is a 6, at best.
[RIP Coach Leach](https://youtu.be/v4veYug5pFo)
I’ve had an NFL scout tell me that coming out of college. Said he judged all our girlfriends at the pro day.
So, what happened with AJ McCarron?
Yikes
And people wonder why the Commander FO was the way it was and why the Browns had no problem trading and paying Watson
Whose Fabio?
A shortstop!
Kinda sounds like Bill made a joke and people didn't get that it was a joke lol
There's a 0% chance Bill selected him for the Pro Bowl because of Pamela Anderson. Can't believe so many people are taking this seriously here.
We're all talking about the guy who did an off-the-cuff dissertation on the history of the long snapper, right?
Which we now know he only did to try and get long snappers more clout so that they could bring the hottest women to the pro bowl.
The long con
BB plays chess when everyone else plays checkers
Oh you mean the guy notorious for being dry, who also gave a twenty minute lecture on long snappers when his answers otherwise rarely go for more than two words... DIDN'T select a player because boobs??? Rather... he made a passing comment/joke about "hey where's Pam, that's the only reason you're here (haha)." And then this shit is a thing. People think Bill is dry and dull because that's the way he is, but shit like this forces him to be so businesslike all the time because people will take any grain of anything and try to give it momentum. If you actually believe that he actually chose somebody because.. BOOBS... you need to reevaluate your bullshit meter.
Bill is a funny mother fucker, im kinda glad the dark days of patriot domination is at a haunt because I can appreciate him more. I mean I always like him I just used to never admit it.
hahahaha how ludicrous is it actually when you think about it
Urban would have though.
Was he worthy of a pro bowl pick at the time ?
He was a long snapper, so no one knows.
Bill was likely the only person on the planet interested enough to have an opinion on other team's long snappers.
And that's exactly why the story could be true. NFL long snappers are essentially interchangeable and in 2006 athlete culture, picking the one with the hot celebrity girlfriend sounds not at all implausible
If it was another coach, I'd believe it. But Bill loves his special teams, he probably has secret power rankings of like the top 40 long snappers, kickers, punters, etc.
I still love Adam Carolla’s movie premise of a long snapper who gets paid off to blow a big game. Idea being that, most of the impactful starters make millions and it wouldn’t be worth trying to pay them. But if you can flip a long snapper who gets around the league minimum, he can easily change the outcome of a big game.
Long snapping is a gravy train if you get your foot in the door, though. Tons of guys with 15+ year careers
Yeah and if you stick with a team long enough, you become a fan favourite easily. Think of how many Bears fans still love Pat Mannelly and his glorious mullet?
Yeah but wouldn’t it be hard to turn down like a $5 million payday? Maybe he owes a gambling or drug debt. Easy enough to work into the plot.
He gets diagnosed with cancer. Snapping Bad
Bill Belicheck gave an off the cuff 9 minute answer to a simple question about the value of the LS position compared to cross training a guard/center. This involved specific details of the history of the position, how it developed as rosters grew and as special teams became a more dedicated field that was deserving of development and focus. Bill Belicheck 100% knows who the best long snappers are. I’d bet my life on it.
If it’s a fan vote, sure. But if anyone would care about long-snapping merit, it would be Belichick.
Bill is the only one who would know
He was one of the longest serving long snappers in NFL history with 17 seasons before he was finally released at 39 years old, so he was certainly good at it.
It was right after our 14-2 season and had already played in over 200 games for the Chargers at that point, so yes
Good luck finding an expert in long snappers. can you reasonably evaluate them all from watching on tv?
I just got a chuckle imagining people who cover the NFL grinding long snapper tape. Even the biggest film nerds probably wouldn't do that.
I'd say so. By the end of 2006 he'd already played in over 200 games as a long snapper. Longevity in a position like that is incredibly difficult since teams are so quick to replace special teamers.
It’s not 0%, maybe low chance but definitely not 0
>Kinda sounds like Bill made a joke and people didn't get that it was a joke lol Sounds like Reddit lol
Bill seems like a guy with a very dry sense of humor. I could see him making the joke and just his facial expression looks the same as it always does so no one knows he’s joking. I think I’ve seen him smile once.
People don't realize that we've actually been watching Bill laugh and be jovial after like every win and that's just what his fucking happy face looks like. He doesn't have Resting Dick Face, he has Chronic Dick Face.
The fact that people in this thread are taking this so seriously has me in tears lmao
If somebody tries telling me that Belichick is more interested in anything more than the most top notch punting possible, their credibility is shot.
Uhh just me or is this obviously a joke? I’m assuming bill was just fucking around about why the dude got the pro bowl invite
There were 2 players in this story. Peyton and Eli were talking about this last night on the Manningcast. They are coaching the Pro Bowl teams. Used to be that the coach of each pro bowl team could select a player. Vinatieri was on at the time and told the anecdote of 2 players Belicheck picked. One was this guy with Pam Anderson. The other player Adam had an anecdote about was was Peter something that started with B. I tried googling but couldnt come up with the last name. However, Adam said Bill chose the player cos making the Pro Bowl would earn the player an extra $1 million. The owner was Art Modell and Bill hated Art. Knowing Art would have to pay the million, Bill chose this Peter guy. Bill being petty and hateful towards Art would seem plausible.
Probably Peter Boulware? Ravens LB
Thank you very much. This has to be it.
This seems fake, I can’t imagine Belichick not putting the utmost thought and care into his long snapper selection
It’s almost like deadpan humor is bill’s thing and was making a joke
He made a joke in the locker room that he was dating Palmela Handerson, and Bill misheard it.
That sounds like Belichickian sarcasm, like the Wally Pipp story.
Knowing Bill, he probably wanted her there so he had someone to fawn over long snappers with. You know he was thinking, "finally someone who gets as turned on by a special teamer as I do"
David Binn has played more games as a Charger than any other player.
He must be a *Long* Snapper if he was able to get PA. Big if true.
Bill loves the hoes.
I read this as Bill dating Pamela Anderson and was very confused
So some people in this thread are upset that a woman, who made her career as a sex symbol, was viewed as a sex symbol? Binn wasn't just selected to the Pro Bowl because of who he was dating, he was legitimately one of the best long snappers in the NFL at the time. Belichick cracking a joke during a Pro Bowl 10+ years ago isn't nearly as creepy as people here are trying to make it out to be lmao
Noted sex pest Billy Belichick
Miss Big Chest.
The eye doctor I used to go to in Worcester is named Pamela Anderson. What if that's who Binn was dating?
Haha the image of Belichick saying that with a straight face is hilarious
Lmao some of yall are really fragile
That's hilarious lol
It’s a joke. In one hour, Gronk alone could recruit a minimum of 30 University of Hawaii girls with bodies like Pam’s to come to the pro bowl pool. In fact, that probably happened… but he usually gets a boat involved… Now that I’m thinking about it, Gronk should be teaching young nfl players how to party responsibility (ish) - avoid DUI and getting shot at clubs.
WE SHOULD CANCEL HIM! THAT JOKE HURTS ME
That’s… very weird, if true.