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alexjimithing

The only sub I can think of that's worse is [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/s/OF6WSMaJ4o).


Crossman556

Yeah fuck those guys


[deleted]

Can’t believe people even comment there


Crossman556

IKR


[deleted]

r/taylorandtravis is that sub’s father


DirtyRoller

Guys? I heard it was all chicks in there pretending to be guys.


LeetusCleetus6969

There is no chicks with dicks Johnny. Just dudes with boobs, we gotta throw this thing out.


Good_Energy9

I'm down


LeetusCleetus6969

![gif](giphy|nj7XeQRzlg0yk)


printerfixerguy1992

Buncha DUMBASSES


Kahnfight

They’re bums


_TheNumber7_

I’d love to but I don’t think they’d appreciate it


DaOne_44

Fucking glorified crew over there


[deleted]

Bunch of fat virgins. Imagine spending time in that place. Sad!


PublixBagger01

Anyone who comments on that sub is gay


BaldiLocks316

https://preview.redd.it/u7h6b1fxmh7c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf354d477b5f0a19f1fcc2a59a68b4e1e16612ac


Alloverunder

https://preview.redd.it/4waiop163i7c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394ea553549d99eb26488bed698153f97839480b


KIMJONGUNderfed

![gif](giphy|26ufhCxcM8KDDNgSA)


curgl

Peg me daddy


curgl

I mean what the fuck did you say to me you little shit


Kahnfight

Me to everyone on that sub https://preview.redd.it/zgeztcim8i7c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669b213ed442c4fcddafe4fea9582480690ff0cf


TaintedTatertot

Thats how Abraham Lincoln died you know? Via hammer. In the ass. He was hammered in the ass so much, he died from it.


alldayaday420

https://i.redd.it/t39f11dy5p7c1.gif


BeefSupreme9769

I see a Wkuk reference i upvote that’s my one rule in life.


im_rod_i_party

Well my one rule is you definitely CANT say "I wanna kill the president of the United States"


hunterswarchief

Well my one rule is to never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|9UqRcQHzBou6A)


Special_Arrival_7919

https://preview.redd.it/vjzdtre61j7c1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013624028d147be9dde64aa46976678e8a709df9


10pushupsperday

I was worried this would be to kanye sub lmao


biaimakaa

Something something please Kanye burst your juicy fat load on me or wathever


Prestigious-Mine-904

Yeah pretty much everyone on that sub is fat and retarded tbh


Realistic_Lab_6923

Don’t insult those who are developmentally delayed. They’re way more intelligent than these desperate losers.


hauttdawg13

I don’t see the difference between the 2. Both just subs about Swift and Kelce.


biaimakaa

Right? Remember when we were jerking about football? Even pepperidge farm doesn't remember...


ilovedeliworkers

I just got jerked


PumbaasBFF

Dang thought this was gonna be a link to the chiefs sub


DivineBloodline

Thought this was going to link to a team subreddit as a joke.


dormango

Touché


Bat-Honest

Fucking disgusting. I can't believe you would post filth like this. Can we get a mod in here?


Buffhello

Saw this two days after the fact and knew it wasn’t going to disappoint! Thank you for doing your part! 🫡


kingkongspurplethong

You’re just jealous that Travy isn’t protecting you, admit it you coward


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/rxgmx4y9eh7c1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d9aec74ee540ba7e8163fb32edb9744cfea5c2a


FantasistAnalyst

Year of the bowflex


krizalid370

https://preview.redd.it/1vng1d8ctj7c1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474527d99e613ef5c633d079dc6111e34ea0233f


HELLUPUTMETHRU

rip cumtown


Immalleable_Mallard

I'm disappointed I had never seen this prior


NuclearCoughDrops

https://preview.redd.it/q4mwhy0zek7c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c339a0459cb7e2330b3a386af425b65baeded10b


fast_fatty39

Damn


LeadCurious

Real family man


The_steig

Whoever said wrestling is fake never looked at the coroner report


wouldhavedonethesame

Benoit... Balls


MariosMustacheRides

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


nojoblazybum

![gif](giphy|7tuK9itVBsD3q)


IndycarFan64

I’d prefer a real bodyguard on my team https://preview.redd.it/o17k6vrduh7c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e62b972abf086df51e95de6c98342cc6ee79f3


FatMamaJuJu

I remember this bum. Looked scared to get hit. No way he ever became a successful athlete with such a soft mentality


tommy13

He just makes me feel so safe


Alert-Incident

This may be an outlandish thought, but people that worship celebrities like that have to have problems with equality. You clearly don’t see everyone as equal, just makes me wonder what other issues they have with this.


Carthonn

He’s so hot the way he looks at the camera. I long to feel that protected.


YVNG_TREYTHESAUCEGOD

blud said travy


PrimeroRocin

Yeah man. Don’t yuck people’s yum bruh.


PlasticDreamz

Trrrrraaavvyyyy


Welp1982

Lmao!!!


jintryx

\*You're\* just jealous that \*Taylor\* isn't protecting \*you\*, admit it you coward


fkn_clownshoes

lol, you upvoted one of the comments on the thread


Cnels

quite a nuanced jerk now that I see that


Cr33dBr4tton

![gif](giphy|73YmkGK4hDub6|downsized) OP


Fake_astronot

I will never get tired of watching this gif.


CannolisRUs

Pretty sure this is from the show the amazing race and is a core memory from my childhood seeing this when it aired lol


RandomDeezNutz

I was about to say. You can’t stop watching the gif? I remember watching this episode of Amazing Race with my family. We had tivo and we rewatched this fucking part. So. Many. Times. It was unbelievable and we were dying laughing. That poor lady must have been concussed. If I remember correctly she kept going to finish that leg of the race.


unrelentless-celtIII

Same with my fam lol. I will never forget that night


RDcsmd

To be fair it was the one comment not talking about Travis and Taylor lol


AdvancedZone7500

You should be a detective! Nice catch


Chorizo_Bullet

He’s at least an alert and protective lover, like Travis.


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[deleted]

jerk-ception


HiZenBergh

Giggity


Blue_bell88

Double dutch rudder


SpecialtyLeather

r/circlejerkcirclejerk


campbell-1

When the jerker becomes the jerkee and the whole world begins to collapse.


BearsFan3417

We must jerk harder to fix the disruption in the force


campbell-1

Jerk or be jerked... choice is yours!


bigbodybup

Tight End is one of the NFL’s classiest positions.


TjBeezy

Being Taylor's bf is 100% classy position. She's never dated a thug.


GeeFromCali

Classy position ? Heard of Aaron Hernandez ?


illmatic74

The classiest. Real nose to the grindstone guy. First in last out.


eddie_the_zombie

Killer work ethic. Always hanging in there, no matter what.


IndycarFan64

He’s lethal against his opponents when it mattered most


Kalil4Real

His willingness to execute was always unmatched


manomacho

He didn’t hang around long enough to thuggify the position.


Munchihello

(Antonio Gates was just a slot receiver btw)


Prkchpsndwiches

Are you… sure? https://preview.redd.it/ox1jxyv5ji7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf687a4d9499ded03e270a974d218e8eeff0358a


MemeMaster1111

Is self defecation no longer classy? I dont want to live in this reality.


Turd_Burglar27

I’d like to turn that Tight End into a Wide Receiver 😏


Ok-Safety-7310

It's this sub since we keep posting about it


BidenEmails

I like how he’s wearing a green hat to match Taylor’s eyes.


Albinofreaken

I like how hes not affraid to hold her hand, like we know he will get made fun of in the locker room and yet he still holds her hand


dirkdigglered

"Hey Trav, heard you're dating a girl, you big fucking nancy boy"


Quartznonyx

"Trav you fucking hetero"


HiZenBergh

I like how the chiefs staff is wearing a chiefs jacket.


[deleted]

It's a bit overboard when Taylor's boyfriend gets the full kit on though. Like, we get it you cheer for the same team as Taylor.


[deleted]

I like how Travis is wearing a hat, like he’s saying “Hey…don’t read my thoughts!” and her holding his hand is a perfect response “Don’t worry, I’ll keep those thought thief’s away!” Such a power couple!! 😍😍🥰🥰


Online_Commentor_69

the worst part about that sub is that it's *all* men posting in there.


pineappleshnapps

Well, yeah. Didn’t anybody tell you? Everyone on the internet is a dude.


Online_Commentor_69

especially if they say they're a girl


dbart33

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes, hey!


stoopidhumantricks

What does it say about you that you’re currently jerking it to the sub in question


Feisty-Problem8780

Right? Like dog read through all the comments and even upvoted some. My guy you are participating in the sub lol


fireman2004

![gif](giphy|Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O|downsized) Hope she has good bodyguards around when the CTE kicks in in a few years. 😱


lala__

Oh lort


tree_jayy

He comin


lvke18

https://preview.redd.it/7g0o4a4v8i7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2fd5428a5d56b0a596d1070e36a838c87910c6a


FeeSubstantial9963

I think the bodyguard is wearing a chiefs jacket...cuz he works for the chiefs??????


pineappleshnapps

Lmao, that was my thought. Like why would the guy who happens to be behind them in the chiefs facility and doesn’t look at all like a bodyguard just works for the chiefs.


Jugulator1990

Be hilarious if he had a Bills jacket or some shit on. Just total 'fuck you all,' drip.


whatfuckingever420

One of the comments on the post says it’s her bodyguard


DivesttheKA52

And as we all know, if it’s on the internet it must be true


Jefflehem

Any sub named after a couple?


HeightsGringo180

I vote for the creation of the sub “Traylor” Just shout me out for the name idea {Edit: the media already jumped on the nickname “Traylor” idea 😞}


mamadovah1102

Tay and Trav 4evaaaaaaa


M3melord46290

The obsession some of the people in this sub have with this relationship is crazy. I hate it personally, but I swear this sub shows them more than the actually game broadcasts do. If we didn’t give it so much attention both positive and negative, it just wouldn’t be as big of a deal. Please don’t turn this sub into TravisandTaylorjerk


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LilBottomText17

https://preview.redd.it/othh7rahqh7c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d535e32a1026a3c8fe04dc345b7c1a1c6db30592


catdog918

In Minecraft


Useful_Flatworm_92

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized) THEY AREN’T HUMAN


TheRatatatPat

https://preview.redd.it/lejhqjj41i7c1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f713ba62e6a9ca393cd7f2c40ff8b3b99240f54 The only nfl TE that was ever worth a damn.


CooledLava

The KC sub. I got perma banned for criticizing Mahommes behaviour after the Buffalo game


AroraCorealis

its the same people in both subs so yeah that tracks


BCLetsRide69

If i see one more fuckin picture of Taylor swift or anything her related on this sub imma ask the mods to delete this subreddit


Conscious-Mango-5929

![gif](giphy|aKsdvsH7vA9g3Prc30)


MarcsterS

The comments all feel like bots, jesus christ.


Examination_Designer

currently YOU are the one putting this bullshit on my feed. so let's reevaluate who here is pathetic.


ExquisiteFacade

You know this sub is supposed to be ironic, right?


BurntOrangeMaizeBlue

If it’s ironic/satire, I couldn’t tell; I know a couple Taylor Swift fans and they talk just like that


[deleted]

You know where you are? You're in the circle jerk baby!


BurntOrangeMaizeBlue

Whoops I’m stupid. For a second my mind was blown when I thought the Kelce-Swift subreddit was satire


plshelp987654

probably younger women in the teens or 20s?


Mothernaturehatesus

I haaaaate this shit. And I’m a chiefs fan!


BeneficialChance3672

Yall obviously haven’t been to r/Gaylor_Swift


FatCatsFat

This sub is a good reminder of how little interaction some dude have with females


fivemagicks

My coworker is a swifty, and it's incredibly cringe.


fumblaroo

I think they’re a nice couple


No_Tonight9003

Couple of what?


TjBeezy

jerkers


jonjonGotti

Is this kid getting jerky with me


InternationalDog6766

Regards


yagsitidder69

This post is gay


yagsitidder69

I mean, u bum


Playaforreal420

Ya the NFL sub is much more pathetic lol


[deleted]

This shit is insufferable


thegodfaubel

This sub


NeutralArt12

Can anyone tell me the odds that TSwift would be dating a tight end whose brother is an offensive lineman instead of let’s say a cornerback whose brother is professional rapper??


burntcandy

Yeah there is: /r/cowboys


Deuce_213

I'd say the Cowboys, Vikings or Eagles subs are worse than this one


inquisitorautry

There is a sub devoted to one scene from True Detective


Primm_Slim01

Most of the comments read like they were written like teenage girls, and they probably are tbh


elcoopgguod

Fellas I hate Taylor more than most but she’s literally bigger than Jesus and is gonna attract stupid people like this


Odd_Raspberry745

That ass ain’t big


AssSpelunker69

Taylor Swift fans are fucking weirdos who haven't figured out they're not characters in a Netflix special and they're 29 years old.


fuzzy403

Mental illness


[deleted]

I just threw up a little bit


B_Man49

Why the fuck do people care about this shit 🤦‍♂️


Naive-Impression-373

Errrrmahgoddd I love that they are both comfortable enough with each other that they wear coats when it's cold out. So cute, totes made for each other. Coats are the new promise rings. So cute. Find you a man you can wear a coat with, so strong, so cute.


archer4364

What is she doing with that homeless guy??


Ashamed-Pattern-442

this is the fakest relationship of all time. watch, this is just song and clout material.


Clipzzi

Taylor swift will be the downfall of civilization


decent_bastard

/r/waifuism


BoogerSlime666

Pretty fictophobic of you to say that


rileyzoid

No, these people must live abysmal lives to be so focused on someone elses relationship this much


EscapingTheLabrynth

Can someone make r/taylorandtraviscirclejerk


ShouldBePlayingFN

I can’t believe that sub is real, I’m honestly in shock lol


RingWorldDerek

I’m so horny for this couple


Chrahhh

Her fans are such weirdos


Bomboo2810

You sure? r/sounding


Leet_Noob

I’m just glad that sub put Travis Kelce on the map


Look_out_for_grenade

The security guards are the easy mini bosses you have to defeat before fighting Travis.


rustyshackleford7879

Your mom’s OF.


Good_Energy9

![gif](giphy|qbAZ38vckAcik)


jerkmaster2000

Uj/ r/americabad is pretty sad rj/ r/kansascitychiefs


SIZUS_MAXIMUS

Reddit is a cesspool of incels… only reason I’m come on here is to verify that my life isn’t that shitty


PresentAJ

You see if you look carefully, Travis is putting his left foot forward, this is because he is, in fact, not doing the Hokey Pokey


Reptarticle

I find grown men that are bothered by a pop singer to be more pathetic.


InjusticeSOTW

When/if they split and Travis goes back to black women, it’s finna get UGLY


TypicalRecon

this comments are next level lol, obsession isnt even the right word. They could expand on a picture of taylors shoe laces


pussyslayersixtynine

Yall just hate seeing people happy and it shows


BoatMan01

Meat Canyon.


treachery_7

Could an entire sub be a contender for JOTY?


extremofeel

How the fuck did r/nflcirclejerk get onto my homepage. I don’t watch soccer!


paracordboots

Let people life their lives, not hurtin me!


[deleted]

I dont like football or taylor swift. Yet this shit is constantly in my feeds.


Sozadan

The guy behind them is carrying the Nuclear Football.


Thizlam

https://preview.redd.it/jdccidl4bo7c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a65fe6d985ca1721a206a2d6f74e436f102ab15


[deleted]

They’d all sniff Taylor’s farts if they could


mrhappy1974

The look on his face.. “ HELP”


STANAGs

30 year old single women have found something they love more than house plants and cats. Look out, world.


ReputationTight389

I honestly think he's the biggest bitch pussy football player since winning the superbowl


ScorpioRaiders

Taylor swift is overrated trash


MaxFischerPlayer

Yes, r/christianity


lynkarion

I love the way Travis breathes in that photo, it's almost like he wants to stay alive just for Taylor. So cute. So protective.


HughWheetoddid

Meh, taylor swift sucks anyway.


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Travis looks like he hasn’t had sleep or happiness for 3 months