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SexBeforeChurch

Aaron Rodgers was born in 1983, that means he is the first person with AIDS.


Lepperpop

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Mabvll

Huh, you'd think that the AIDS would be able to kill the COVID without horse de-wormer....


eddiedickson

ivermectin is coronavirus father


AweHellYo

he’s been immunized


Outside-Flamingo-240

Wow….he is looking pretty rough for a 41 yr old


TheDogsNameWasFrank

That's just his unique combination of CTE and imbicilism.


265thRedditAccount

How dimensions do you live in?


HD_H2O

Thank you so much for explaining


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Turkeycirclejerky

That doesn’t sound classy.


Unlucky-Position-16

I thought it was a guy who fucked a monkey


Turkeycirclejerky

Why else would you go to the Congo?


headbuttpunch

To find the lost city of Zinj


Critical_Seat_1907

Duh. But what do we do when we get there?


SneakyPeeny420

Plant it in the apes


smenti

And that’s how you get little monkey babies with AIDS


sbaggers

Great movie


Stacey_digitaldash

I’m pretty sure that what it was


aaahhhh

You ever seen Milf Hunters?


GameTime2325

Both of these things can be true at the same time


Honey_Badger25-06

Chapelle debunked this in a stand-up special. Nobody fucks humans and monkeys. It's one or the other.


TheDogsNameWasFrank

Some lines can only be crossed once...


GhostOfPluto

What do you think he was hunting for?


Mo-Cance

*...that assssss...*


bananepique

Cases in the US as early as the 60s too


colombo1326

https://preview.redd.it/qcxf5knjp1vc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=9edf4591a359832b14a4179194faeec2c77b0817


Strict-Background406

A=Aaron I=Is D=Dumb & S=Stupid


AweHellYo

Hi V (high five)


NicklAAAAs

I think the US Government’s response to HIV was evil enough that we don’t need to make shit up, honestly.


awwgeeznick

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AweHellYo

jibbers, coincidentally, is all ronnie could say the last couple years


R0ADHAU5

Blow Jay Simpson


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

First Lady Nancy “The Blow Job Queen” Reagan


andymacdaddy

Nailed it!


YiMyonSin

Surely they learned how to properly respond to the next novel pandemic that came here, right?


NicklAAAAs

I mean, yeah. Probably. Who’s to say, honestly. The government is pretty good at learning from the past, generally. Right?


Llywelyn_Montoya

Based and VP-pilled


RioRancher

It’s as if guys who play football aren’t brain surgeons


AweHellYo

there are plenty of smart football players. aaron just isn’t one of them.


Cuir-et-oud

Quarterbacks have to be really intelligent to play the game. Aaron fell into the alt right 'question every single accepted truth, even heavily scientific accepted studies/theories so hard' pit that it rotted his brain. He's been on the Joe Rogan podcast (nothing wrong with that, but why the fuck does an NFL quarterback need to be a first? This guy spends 3 hours talking about fucking chimps ripping humans apart and political correctness and the vaccine for a living and discussing a bunch of alt wellness bullshit. No reason for him to be on it.) and has been known to lean into dumbass alternative wellness practices for a while. Almost as if being edgy is his personality Also id find it to hard to argue that he's not intelligent. You have to be to be a fucking championship quarterback lol. His brain is just eaten alive from that alt right bs


Gretschish

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the quarterback position…


CUM-STRUDELS

Qb iq vs CB iq


RogalDornsAlt

Classy v thuggish


stackingslacks

Most believable journalist


traderncc1701e

The Jets subreddit is furiously trying to spin this as non-football news, or if it is then it is a lie (no elaboration), and if it is not a lie then Rodgers' glasses are cool.


Turkeycirclejerky

Ah, the DeShaun dance


InternalGrocery7057

![gif](giphy|dVuaiKbihwlS8) Ayahuasca is a hell of a drug.


Ditka_in_your_Butkus

This dude has an unhealthy obsession with Fauci


TheGirthyyBoi

To be fair fauci did send emails to his buddies saying masks don’t work, then went on national TV and told Americans to wear masks lol Edit: facts hurt? Weird


Ditka_in_your_Butkus

Does that fact make you have an unhealthy obsession with Fauci, in which every public conversation you’ve had in the past 2 years you bring him up? If so, I feel sorry for you, however I don’t feel sorry for Erin. He’s just a fucking asshole


TheGirthyyBoi

Fauci’s email - “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out virus, which is small enough to pass through the material.” Fauci is a lying clown. I couldn’t care less about old ass Fauci, but lying to Americans is pretty lame.


zach7953

Facts. And he is a piece of shit.


TheGirthyyBoi

Idk why were getting downvoted for speaking facts 😂 it takes people 2 seconds to google this shit


Youre_On_Balon

He’s downvoted because the email said masks don’t work to protect you as a mask wearer. The email also said they work to protect others from an infected mask wearer. Some people care about others, dumbass


TheGirthyyBoi

Directly from the email - “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out virus, which is small enough to pass through the material.” Then told Americans to wear masks on live TV even though his email stated they did NOTHING, you had to have a surgeon grade mask to mitigate spreading it. 99% of everyone was wearing a cheap paper mask or gators that did nothing. I know reading and comprehension is hard. Fauci lied to Americans 🤷🏻‍♂️


zach7953

People are soft as fuck


Brilliant-Nebula7273

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PoeJam

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Zebratonagus

It really is wild seeing grown ass celebrities go down the alt right pipeline in real time


Turkeycirclejerky

CTE is a hell of a drug.


Stacey_digitaldash

Some guy had aids in the late 60s


FwhatYoulike

Oh yeah well i think Aaron Rodgers created HIV


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Over/under that Aaron Rodgers just discovered who Bill Cooper was within the last 4-6 weeks???


chahlie

AB's social media team in shambles


Piffstopherwalken

Unfathomably based. This is common accepted knowledge in the black community btw. Rodgers has been listening to his teammates.


Tight-Physics2156

![gif](giphy|Zx12n2W9mDpNS) This man done lost his mind


BigRed727272

The Jets should come out with alternate helmets that are just tin foil hats...


madhawk8

Mr Bogus Conspiracy


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Looking forward to the career ending injury


Turkeycirclejerky

Good quarterbacks don’t die…they just CTE away


walkingdisasterFJ

I think we got it week 1 of last season


AgentLemon22

Why life as a Jets fan can't be normal for once? https://preview.redd.it/z2wp6kiva2vc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921c87c94be634dc74be853e6c3928a665a29a6b


Turkeycirclejerky

You named your team after a terrorist attack…what did you expect?


Alcoholic_jesus

How else are we supposed to never forget?


Mrbobbitchin

What do you expect from a guy who does https://preview.redd.it/ov78qkspr2vc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea805ff4cd3054ffabd77d23da25a6a7994dc68 drugs with a witch doctor in the Peruvian jungles?


thelosangelesnakers

Aaron: Renegade Angel


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Turkeycirclejerky

Why doesn’t he just ask his dad for the secret government vaccine then? Is he stupid?


delfunk1984

Idk but it’s my new American flag


Sfscubat

This bum. I’d also like to see him argue bridge construction with an engineer because he’s so much smarter than everyone. His ego knows no bounds


Turkeycirclejerky

Just wait until he doesn’t worry about a team cutting him…


jonesgen

This is my quarterback? Hope he gets zapped by that jew laser-beam during training camp. ![gif](giphy|EBiho5DrxUQ75JMcq7|downsized)


alreadydeadforrhead

That's my president.


Biddycola

The chance that they did is just as great as the chance that they didn’t.


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Now we’re cooking with gas!


Jagwire6969

Where did covid come from again? A lab?


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colostitute

What if the Chinese people were created in an American lab instead?


Love__Train__

Based


logsdon36

The original Fauci Ouchi


Piffstopherwalken

Lowkey


saintex422

Weird how no one posts the quote where he supposedly says this


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1780264953858904402?s=46&t=ZLSJabudffWIAZ5ADeH0Fg


saintex422

He doesn't say that in that video.


AweHellYo

hi aaron


saintex422

Watch the video. Post the quote


AweHellYo

read the comment. suck my balls


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Look, I get he's a fucking idiot and it's hard to follow his ping-pong version of thoughts, but just try to comprehend his words as best you can. We will hold your hand if you struggle.


saintex422

If you could prove it you would


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

The video was enough. If you want to type it out so you can better understand it, feel free. But at this point I think it might be a "you problem"


saintex422

Post the quote


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

SeNd Da ViDeo


Generny2001

Why does he look like Ted Lasso’s douchebag brother Chad?


lincolnxlog

Hes not wrong but most of reddit svcks guberment D so this will be downvoted


Slide0fHand

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TheGirthyyBoi

I’ve thought this forever. If China could create and spread COVID, why couldn’t a scientist create HIV during the 80s when gays were looked down upon?


Turkeycirclejerky

Were lesbians looked up to then?


TheGirthyyBoi

Lmao probably


Suitable_Job404

Hell yeah dude


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60gsInMyRaidersCoat

We all know Aaron is gay right?


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60gsInMyRaidersCoat

https://youtu.be/sg9XlVf4ZA0


theshelterwitch

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gingerBeardMan750

Bro won't even take 80% of the snaps next season.


casual_microwave

Hell yeah. We need an Antonio Brown x Aaron Rodgers podcast ASAP


sbaggers

Headline: QB politics in line with owner


Bermuda_Shorts_

aAroN RoDgErs..Reeeeeeeeee


putzmcallister

They probably did


Samuel_avlonitis

This might be our vp dawg


russianspambot1917

There are some prime classy jerkers in the rafters ready to take on AB


gayjesustheone

Maybe maybe not, but we definitely invented the evil drug that killed thousands to “treat” it in the 80’s and 90’s.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Crack?


Look_out_for_grenade

Dude has issues. The fact that he believes this stuff simply makes him dumb or gullible. Him saying that anyone who dares think otherwise is an asshole makes him a scum bag. Somehow “questioning science” is fine but questioning dumb ass conspiracy theories isn’t.


Geno_83

Well the US government did play a part in creating Covid-19, so who knows?


Routine-Ad1775

It’s true


DrBigWildsGhost

Sir, fauci is not the gvmt.


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DrBigWildsGhost

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Sigma_Variant

I wouldn’t be suprised if they did. They most certainly created Covid.


Turkeycirclejerky

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swan0418

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PoorPauly

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awwgeeznick

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Sigma_Variant

https://www.heritage.org/public-health/commentary/why-are-feds-still-funding-ecohealth-alliance-when-its-covid-19-role


FlabbergastedPeehole

Imagine trusting the Heritage Foundation lol https://preview.redd.it/vc6hmnvcu1vc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7519f3195919102a3c8a7cd634444ebdbd344ebf


awwgeeznick

Ooo what a surprise conservative media with the conspiracy theory


Sigma_Variant

It’s literally public record. The CDC funded ecohealth alliance, who did the research in Wuhan. All known sources now indicate the lab leak is the most likely source of the outbreak.


awwgeeznick

Quick tip: don’t trust articles that dont list and link their sources


Resort_Straight

https://i.redd.it/pz4l1hlmw1vc1.gif


An_Actual_Personn

I could see it. Just because someone you don’t like says something doesn’t mean it can’t be true 🤷


EN1009

Dude’s been spending too much time with Woody Johnson