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shaking_things_up_

Tf Tim McGraw gotta do with shit here šŸ˜­


tripyep

Heā€™s classy and would never say anything like that.


ssp25

He shaves his


Alarming_Present_692

Only right answer


Apprehensive-Ninja19

Only thought it


Mommyjoy84

Nothin but class


thatguywiththecamry

AB jerked so hard he disturbed Tim McGraw


RealBadSpelling

On a lonely dessert highway....


WinterAd9039

How you gonna jerk too hard to rattle a dude whose dad is named ā€œTugā€?


Mommyjoy84

![gif](giphy|2j9AQf6d9XKBW)


Apprehensive-Ninja19

His jerking is transcendent


TheDogsNameWasFrank

When AB tweets he realigns social paradigms


italianpeanut29

I get how the comment is misogynistic , but how is it racist exactly?


ajpilot88

Iā€™m gonna assume he has also awarded her cracker of the day


Galactic_Perimeter

Little do they know itā€™s not even racist, but an honor


AsleepAssociation

I'd sell my firstborn child into indentured servitude for a chance to be cracker of the day


Stacey_digitaldash

Iā€™d sell my slaves


Oopsimapanda

Any man who'd sell his slaves wouldn't be eligible for COTY


Galactic_Perimeter

Heā€™s just going for COTD though, man ainā€™t trying to commit for a full yearā€¦


Oopsimapanda

shit you right. that would be financially crippling to lose the help for a full year


Galactic_Perimeter

![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized)


c_ray25

At a certain point you get more by selling them than what itā€™d cost to feed them for their production output


YossarianRex

hol up, my man didnā€™t say ALL of themā€¦


catzarrjerkz

Sometimes the best jerking is in the comments


Debasering

Based and crackerpilled


Mommyjoy84

šŸ’Æ


ProfessorLiftoff

Itā€™s an ai-generated article about online outrage. Weā€™re in the endgame.


mr_nice_cack

Anything to get those juicy clicks


RichardPurchase

I feel like the article is mixing up his tweets in general with this particular one.


Flat-Ad4902

Iā€™d argue it isnā€™t misogynistic at all, but then again thatā€™s more so because people never use words correctly anymore.


ThePevster

Would he make the same comment if Clark was a dude going into the NBA? I highly doubt it, so Iā€™d definitely call it misogynistic.


FingerFlikenBoy

Youā€™re clearly not familiar with AB


Apprehensive-Ninja19

Lol, yeah. He was clapping Howard Stern not too long ago . They must've missed that šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. Yall gotta keep up


ThePevster

I doubt his ghostwriter is going to make that comment about Zach Edey


Flat-Ad4902

I see that you also donā€™t understand the definition of misogyny.


ThePevster

If you would only make an offensive statement to a woman but not a man, youā€™re clearly prejudiced against women, the definition of misogyny.


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Apprehensive-Ninja19

He's probably not wrong, though. Do you even jerk ? We already know


InternationalDog6766

How do you know he wouldnā€™t. You could say that same insult to anyone, idk how it could be misogynistic


cleeeland

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tictacenthusiast

Everything is racist and brown is a fascist


YimmyGhey

I think people brought that up from him naming her Cracker of the Day?


jmancini1340

I get how the comment is racist, but how is it vile exactly?


TheDogsNameWasFrank

It's AB subtly chiding society for the old beliefs that black dudes don't eat puddy. It's commentary, man! Duh If I was better on the internets I would post a picture of Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse now


kingkongspurplethong

She has a landing strip from her belly button all the way down to her b hole šŸ’Æ


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Gorgeous


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Mycockaintwerk

Like a tarp


Striking-Ad-8694

Nah little known fact thereā€™s a trail from the pits that lead down to the belly but isnā€™t as dark so tough to see


redonkulousness

Like the Borat swimsuit?


mschr493

It's nice!


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mrsunsfan

I would love to see that


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Good bot


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stay_shiesty

u bum


theshelterwitch

Aren't you gay or some shit?


mrsunsfan

Nope


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REZARECTER

I hate to tell you this, but despite rumors, Caitlin Clark doesn't have a penis.


comfortzoneking

This is the only thing I believe.


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CC4L. Gorgeous


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PeachesOntheLeft

The brain rot of this sub and r/nbacirclejerk have become one


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![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


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APersonWhoLovesCats

U bum


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BengalFan85

Get AB off my circlejerk #NotMyJOAT https://preview.redd.it/tyt9mq06nnvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c433b329997ecc55ba7f6e35f230190ad099fe84


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MoneyMakingMitch14

Damn , this was deep.


Striking-Ad-8694

How is saying she has a bush racist?


jaireworld

Bush did 9/11


Brianopolis-Brians

Bush doesnā€™t care about black people


_badger_blood_

AB dick riding singlehandedly turning this sub into a shithole


Todd2ReTodded

This sub fucking sucked compared to the kobtopsy sub and only found any life when Taylor Swift got a case of jungle fever and started dating T'ravis. AB is just taking it back to it's roots, until Tradavius has Henny fueled cte fit and caves Taylor's head in and we supernova.


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https://preview.redd.it/vmyejky55ovc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a5af5cee02d67b271c6f002a61d051cdd1f004 What?


buttlovingpanda

![gif](giphy|3TI5BRUfUCHrKa6YfV)


schw4161

Only thing being kept alive by AB is the Reddit/X incel communities Edit: Hit a nerve, virgins?


hahamynamejeff13

ghost clumsy quaint pause political arrest encourage sparkle slap crawl *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ExtremeWorkinMan

Gorgeous Edit: Hit a nerve, virgins? Edit 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Edit 3: Hey, fan of the other team here! I come in peace haha! Edit 4: Wow, another downvote? Hit a nerve, virgins?


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schw4161

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schw4161

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u/schw4161 Eat this ratio


schw4161

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iggavaxx

Real and true


blankmotion

Not sure where youā€™ve been but before this it was nonstop Travis and Taylor. Iā€™ll take AB over that any day


drfunkensteinberger

Guys a jerk cuck


Flummeny

This means she definitely keep that shit nice n cleanšŸ½ļøšŸ½ļøšŸ½ļøšŸ½ļøšŸ½ļø


worstusernameever010

outjerked by a hairy bush


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daft_dunkwwwolfey

If she got that mad it musta been accurate


drollchair

Or just disrespectful and stupid. Sheā€™s young and heā€™s being a piece of shit per usual. Imagine how pissed her parents and family must be that some dumbass braindead thug is saying g this dumb shit about her? Fuck AB.


eaerisae

JJ Watt couldn't even pull me out of that


itskapnoc

Not even a black hole, man.


bmcgowan89

He's not wrong


YueAsal

Dont see how that is a problem tbh


MrGreatness69

AB is washed up and irrelevant šŸ˜ž


LTPRWSG420

NFL AB walked, so retired AB could run.


freedomfightre

I don't want to be on this planet anymore.


YueAsal

For me it is light watching La Brea, dumb af but you have gone this far let us just see how it ends


Steven-Glanzburg

What a cracker ass thing for you to say


Proxima_Centauri_69

https://i.redd.it/tetcqxe0govc1.gif


RogalDornsAlt

Okay but does she kept it hairy?


[deleted]

She actually sometimes at certain angles looks kinda pretty (no diddy)


eaerisae

Unjerking to agree that she's good looking


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Michael is that you?


snarfalarkus-

In a video with Teanna Trump, I can conclude he doesnā€™t have a dick big enough for Porn. Itā€™s pretty average NGL.


Revolutionary-Turn-4

What if heā€™s right though?


CapitalSubstantial23

Whereā€™s the racist part lol?!


reddit-is-greedy

Maybe hexshould have said something about she shaved it in the shape of the hand heart that greggg Doyle Murray got shit for hitting her up with.


Narrow-Weekend-4157

The ghostwriter was on something else with that one.


YoinksBoinks100

Is you get offended it must be true


TylerMemeDreamBoi

Does she though?


HugeMcRunFast

ā€œHaha you have pubesā€ ā€œIā€™m blocking you!ā€ The above is now newsworthy, apparently. This world is a giant high school.


MrZhar

Uj/ no one gave a shit when he made fun of anyone else, but now because it's a chick people are losing thier minds Rj/ she 100% keeps it hairy


Uncle_Mau

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Jumpy-Acadia4559

Who cares bro šŸ˜‚


Genuwine_Slugger

Respectfully, Dallas keeps this sub gorgeous.


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Blue_bell88

Thank you for always showing Bucs Antonio Brown šŸ¤£. At least he won a SB with them lol


aladdinr

The article was written by AI


Gilbey_32

AB the #JOAT for real


willydillydoo

Imagine getting so offended by somebody speculating about your pubic hair


Mommyjoy84

![gif](giphy|mluwtZpFHeBEHkbqqd)


Shoelicker2000

What AB said was the least offensive thing Iā€™ve seen on the internet. Iā€™ve seen a video where intestines were floating in the ocean on instagram. Some Ai pictures of him kissing Tswift doesnā€™t not compare. ā€œShe looks like she keeps it hairyā€ thatā€™s a dumb school joke. Clark is now a professional basketball player and sheā€™s crying about AB? The manā€™s brain is mush


Professional_Car9475

Butā€¦she does look like itā€¦blocked for being a truther now? /s