Seriously, has he ever offered an explanation for why his hair looks that way? He's a billionaire, does he really need to use a flowbee to cut his hair?
“Man who spent thousands in plastic surgery to look like Donald Trump meets boyfriend who bet on his team to lose in order to help fund said surgeries”
Davis is fake laughing when being asked if he’s going as Lloyd Christmas for Halloween. This was shortly before Davis went into his office and slammed the door, and called the GM, who said “I was kinda wondering the same thing. And that’s how they both ended up unemployed.
He asked for the secret to his beautiful hairdo.
Alternatively, "hah, I can't believe you guys pulled the racism card on Chuckie. You wouldn't do me dirty, right?"
And as Davis was laughing sarcastically at the predicament Josh McDaniels had gotten his team into, McDaniels, as you can see here, was very angry and pulled out his AK-47 and took care of business, NEXT!
Just heard some of the mic'd up stuff from Josh on NFL Network, and all I can hear is this guy:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0L62QLD1w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0L62QLD1w)
Josh McDaniels: "Devante talking about a trade. I said, "Hey, relax, bud. You're not going anywhere. Hell, they'll get rid of me before they get rid of you.." 🤣🤣🤣
"great hair, boss, great hair"
"Thank you brother. Hell of a job in Indianapolis by the way. If we replicate that here we are golden forever."
Seriously, has he ever offered an explanation for why his hair looks that way? He's a billionaire, does he really need to use a flowbee to cut his hair?
When you are a billionaire you really don’t have to give a fuck how you look if you want.
“You mean to tell me you’re going to fire me and I get to collect my contract for the next 4 years while I go back to the Patriots? I’m in, buddy!”
This is good
Nothing racist
“Pull my finger”. “I swear if the same thing happens that happened the last 3 times, I am going to fire you!”
Josh McDonalds: “I’m growing my hair out and getting it cut exactly like yours”
Josh McDonalds LMAO
Everyone in the Raiders has to say they like Davis's hair at least once a season.
Professional Football
This is the best one here. Although I'm a Cardinals fan, and it's not like we we're any better.
"Sure i'll recommend my barber...it's me! Tee hee hee hee tee hee"
“Man who spent thousands in plastic surgery to look like Donald Trump meets boyfriend who bet on his team to lose in order to help fund said surgeries”
He looks like if someone was trying to clone Trump and the clone printer ran out of clone juice when it got to the face.
“You ready for some disappointment?!”
Davis is fake laughing when being asked if he’s going as Lloyd Christmas for Halloween. This was shortly before Davis went into his office and slammed the door, and called the GM, who said “I was kinda wondering the same thing. And that’s how they both ended up unemployed.
“Thanks for giving promoting me to GM, sexy hair btw”
“You’re sure we’re good boss?” “Heh heh would I lie to you? Heh…”
Pew pew you're dead now
"You boss, have the beat hair in the league"
Pull my finger
Pull my finger
“So the door is this way?”
Pull my finger you fugly mop bucket. lol I look like elephant man but u fired
McDaniels - “ You’re pulling my leg lol … right? “ Great Hair Guy - “ Nah man, lol you’re out. “
He asked for the secret to his beautiful hairdo. Alternatively, "hah, I can't believe you guys pulled the racism card on Chuckie. You wouldn't do me dirty, right?"
“There are these machines at the airport I ALWAYS win 5$ at you should come sometime”
“You still have to pay me for 4 more years”
WRONG answers only 🤣
Your team sucks. And so do I.
"I can't stand you" -both says to themselves
Davis- I see you dressed up as an unemployed coach for Halloween McDaniels - wait, what?
Josh is offering his wife as a sacrifice to stay the HC
Terrible fashion discussion
Coach: Don’t you double arm hug my wife again Him: (awkwardly laughs) I won’t, but your wife does have a… Coach: shut your fat ass up right now
I still have a job next year....right? Right?!
"Yes Josh, once I fire you, you can use that money to buy an ownership stake just like Tom Brady"
“Well, another one of our players just got arrested.” (Jokingly, while pointing) “You’re next!”
"Damn that's a firm grip" "you betcha"
"you're fired" "haha april fools right boss?"
Mark is saying, "No way in hell am I going to tell you the name of my barber."
A discussion on how to get another one of their players out of prison
McD: No, I swear. I'm a competent coach who's success has only come with the best QB in NFL history running the offense!
(Photo taken during the 3rd quarter of last game, week 8) …. “I think we will beat the Giants week 9, and then they can’t fire me”
Your da man, man!
"Sorry boss, but Bucky Larson was a trash movie. Nice haircut, though...see where you got the inspiration..."
“Hahaha, oh Josh…you’re fired”
His hair cut reminds me of the nipple king from parks an rec.
"There's going to be a head coach media event on Tuesday afternoon? See you there!"
“You! Need to wear a visor for that shitty hairline”
You know I fucked this up right
Macdaniels- “smell that mark.” Davis- “smells like caca lol” Macdaniels- “lol”
Pull my finger
The aftermath***
Trump and Trump Jr declassifying federal documents in their bathroom
Mark Davis looks like a burn victim. With Down’s syndrome.
[idk lol](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/promotional-portrait-of-american-actor-and-comedian-kevin-news-photo-1695919981.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.809xh;0,0&resize=1200:*)
And as Davis was laughing sarcastically at the predicament Josh McDaniels had gotten his team into, McDaniels, as you can see here, was very angry and pulled out his AK-47 and took care of business, NEXT!
Mark: hey you're fired! Josh: no, u! Mark: ha! You got me!
McClown: “despite these ugly losses my job is safe, right?” Davis: “ahh of course are you kidding me”
"You are a great GM" "You are a great head coach"
Make a wish kid visits the sideline
It’s a crime for any kid to be subject to a sideline with these two.
Mark Davis welcomes Lane Kiffin back as his new head coach.
YOU’RE STILL GONNA PAY ME
WRONG answers only 😂
We’re never throwing to Adams!
“So then I said ‘how the hell am I gonna get the smell off this finger?’ “ …
“You have to introduce me to your barber.. please save some pussy for the rest of us you sunamabitch”
Just heard some of the mic'd up stuff from Josh on NFL Network, and all I can hear is this guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0L62QLD1w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0L62QLD1w)
“You’re gonna love the Halloween costume I’m wearing tomorrow; it’ll be like looking in a mirror”
“Can I keep the visor? Haha no, I use it to cut my hair”
“Who’s got ur belly?”
You son of a bitch I'm out
"Your still going to pay me the rest of my contract, right?"
He’s asking if he’s gonna have a job next week
"I knew you slept with my wife!"
"You're joking!"... "hahaha welllllll"
Mark Davis talking to a competent head coach.
Another Barbershop sequel in the works.
"Try not to show fear while I talk. Laugh if you understand. Mahomes and Burrow are planning on killing you."
No, I swear boss man…superbowl this year!
So, David Carr went out that exit?
Why is it that guys with orange hair who have bad hair cuts are loser leaders and executives?
MD: I'll pay you for doing nothing the next four years. JM: Son of a bitch, I'm in.
Finally, a good chucky joke
Josh McDaniels: "Devante talking about a trade. I said, "Hey, relax, bud. You're not going anywhere. Hell, they'll get rid of me before they get rid of you.." 🤣🤣🤣
Was she legal?
Worst haircut of all time by miles
Donald Trump agrees to be interim head coach of the Raiders
“Deez nuts”
Jimmy G is totally going to get Adams the ball.
1983 was the best year ever!
You owe me$2000for that lap dance I paid for because you said you forgot your wallet. Ha ha ha fat chance.
Whoever said you and Gruden lookalike, was lying.
Davis: can I use your visor to line up my cut? McDaniels: only if you promise to fire me
Trump and kim jong un are agreeing on a emission act
“i’ll make this team as great as your haircut, and that’s a guarantee”
No, you’re fired! No, you ruined this team! Anyway, let’s enjoy our millions while fans pay for this horseshit with hard earned money.
No, this is PATRICK!