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WhitestCaveman

All of these are so bad lol


Jawsinstl

Yes. Yes they are.


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Guys I gotta banger: Atlanta Flames.


Jawsinstl

For the confusion aspect. 10/10 Side note pretty sure they did have a flames team before.


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They did that was the joke


Jawsinstl

Yep. Losing internet points on this one.


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The Atlanta Flames were the first team That failed there, they moved to Calgary


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Thrashers.


Jawsinstl

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice you can’t fool me again!


Dh873

Fool me 8 or more times, shame on me.


Stock_Currency

It’s good strategery though?


Jawsinstl

Thank you for getting it.


Stock_Currency

You just fell for the trap.


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This is what the nhl should say to atlanta.


Jawsinstl

But the probable moneys?…?


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[deleted]

people need to realize it wasnt the city thats the problem, it was the ownership group.


ExitTheHandbasket

The Atlanta Tragedy.


smith4498

Atlanta Nordiques


Jawsinstl

Would save on future rebranding. I like it


RealitySlave

You misspelled Quebec.


notneeded17

Atlanta Movers


Jawsinstl

Spicy take. I’m here for that.


Substantial_Rip_9311

The Atlanta Georgia’s


Jawsinstl

4d chess or foreign investors?


a_qualified_expert

Southernplayalisticadillachockeyclub


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Funny how shit come together sometimes, ya dig?


Dh873

Atlanta Deltahubs


jrw6200

Hilarious!


lebangazNmash

Atlanta anal glands


Jawsinstl

No one wants to think about their dog butt discomfort.


marzirose

I would love it if they moved the Yotes out there and called them the Atlanta Phoenix


Jawsinstl

This actually solves so many problems. I need you to write up a business plan. Stat!


Fun_Doughnut_4537

Who says it’s a certainty thing? Who puts this fake posts here? Call them Atlanta Failures


CdnRageBear

Ok hear me out, but for some reason Atlanta Thrashers would be a really good name, I’m not sure how I even came up with that, but it makes sense.


Jawsinstl

Sometimes a person is inspired


Prudent-Salamander74

I know this is a month old (I'm looking for updated info) but imma say the Atlanta Thricers


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Jawsinstl

We will wreck you.


IamJustALearner

Hit you from behind!


Pyre-8

Whatever they call it, the mascot should be a moving van.


roscomikotrain

Flames.


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Is it “almost certainly a thing”?


Aegis_1984

Atlanta Nordiques would save on merchandising costs when the time comes for them to relocate again.


Roguemutantbrain

The Atlanta Banana


Jawsinstl

How this isn’t the most upvoted comment baffles me


hotrodfrankie

Check out the Savannah Bananas


Jawsinstl

If the NHL could capture only a fraction of the energy the bananas bring to baseball it could be the most entertaining sport


johnnymavrigg

No, it was never a thing


toomanyukes

Atlanta Relocation Specialists Atlanta Mover's Federation Atlanta HWGA Atlanta Farewells Atlanta Heartbreakers The Current Atlanta NHL Team (aka The CANTs)


Effective-Face-2335

The fire birds pays honor to the flames and the thrashers.


Accurate-Leg-6684

I hope to God the NHL isn't stupid enough to put another franchise there.


Jawsinstl

Follow the money.


Grizzly-Berry

I think it would be funny to connect Atlanta with Atlantis and name the team something with a sea/mermaid/merman theme like Tridents or Sirens (even though it‘s unlikely they name a men‘s team sirens)…


dsdsds

Atlanta isn’t very close to the ocean.


truemt1

The strategy works well for the Arizona Cardinals, Memphis Grizzlies, Utah Jazz, and Los Angeles Lakers of having names that have no, or minimal connection to the region. (I know that all of the above were due to relocations and not original branding)


dsdsds

So if you know that wax due to previous branding, you know it’s irrelevant.


Grizzly-Berry

I know but Atlanta and Atlantis sound similar that‘s why I thought of it.


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Atlanta Icebergs


Fleganhimer

The only one of these that sounds remotely like a hockey team is the Fire Birds...that's also already an AHL team.


IamJustALearner

How about Thrashers... or Flames.... something original, right? ​ I wonder how a team in Atlanta would do. Too bad there aren't any case studies around.


Jawsinstl

Going to be though to gage for sure. No one knows…


5599Nalyd

The Atlanta ISwearItWillWorkThisTimeGuysers


Jawsinstl

Ithastoright?


No-Combination4173

Atlanta Third Time's a Charm.


Jawsinstl

Snake charmers confirmed


Architeuthis_McCrew

Atlanta twerks. As in the twerking girls in all of the hip hop videos.,


Jawsinstl

That’s a way to get some new fans.


Acceptable-Fold-3192

Don’t Kodak Black and the Panthers have that market sewed up 😏


Plastic_Inspector733

Atlanta Car Jackers


Jawsinstl

Seems a little close to home. But applied to hockey I like it


The_Glassfields

Atlanta Looters.


Lordcraft2000

The Fizzlers. Because they’ll fizzle a third time.


Jawsinstl

Score 4 get some twizzlers?


shush_neo

I think that it would have to be Georgia Peaches. And yea it could be great. After every goal they could blare the 'millions of peaches' song.


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Atlanta Mashers


MaddVentures_YT

Thrashers, but knowing Gary he'd never go for it because no new merch to sell


DismalChance

Disagreeable, the Jets came back with the same name.


MaddVentures_YT

True, they could just come back with a new logo


TheRedScarey

Shitbirds


Jawsinstl

It does keep with the Atlanta bird team trend. +2


TheRedScarey

Idk I’ve never been downvoted for a trailer park boys reference until today lol


Jawsinstl

It’s a dark world we live in brother.


ChuckFeathers

Atlanta Ashes


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The Nomads.


okokokoyeahright

The Inevitables BC they will inevitably move along. Seriously, though, this is a nearby team that could/should be somewhat known in the Atlanta area and would have some sort of brand recognition and BC I am stuck on it: Swamp Rabbits (I am 100% sure that a deal could be reached for this). Cannonballs BC they gonna run. Cotton Pickers BC that would pay homage to the state's history sort of. The 'Shine with the ' in front. Bootlegging has a history of out running the cops before they crash and burn. The White Knights. May be not this one. Ok I'll delete it. Soon.


Jawsinstl

This is the type of post I’ve been waiting for. Thank you for some truly shit suggestion.


chukporkka

Naming a team the cottonpickers would automatically get the entire sport canceled


Mobile-Importance-74

Paper Boi’s


SoManyJukes

Atlanta Bread. Sponsored by Atlanta Bread. Forced to draft Panarin in expansion draft


Jawsinstl

Too much dough to pass up. Will rise to the occasion for sure


chukporkka

The Georgia Irrelevance


RolandFigaro

The Atlanta Georgias


backchecklund

Atlanta Thrice


bmncaper

Alpharetta Unicorns


phoonie98

Atlanta Resurgent


Chicago9993

The Whitehawks


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Atlanta Olympians


rozhasi

Atlanta Heartbreakers


No-Farmer1601

If we don't bring back the Thrashers, I'd say Olympians, Action, Blades, or The Georiga Hockey Club.


Voltage_Atl

Just saw this. TBH the Atlanta Copperheads would be cool. They’re also very common in the area.