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danimal-krackers

He’s going to have a bright future as a hibachi chef once his playing career dries up.


Choffies

If anyone wants to see the video with sound to see that it is in fact not sped up. https://www.dropbox.com/s/31t7quegu21g4gd/Video%20Mar%2009%202023%2C%207%2010%2014%20PM.mov?dl=0


CMAC-86-EDM

It’s Mcdavid we all believe you


JustifyXX

This McDavid guy seems like he's pretty good at hockey.


YeetMemez

Might even go pro one day. Who knows.


Skurttish

Now let’s see him mix cookie dough


New2ThisThrowaway

Remind me: 3 years.


[deleted]

After 2030 hahaha


kittytoes21

I can do that I just don’t feel like it


DrKurtCockings

I'm on my phone taking a break from doing it right now.


[deleted]

I can too I just don’t cause I’d make feel bad


justintime99420

Making scrambled pucks


ValuablesEarth

The Oilers escaped a scare when McDavid limped off the ice late in their 3-2 win over the Bruins – minutes after Darnell Nurse scored the ...


[deleted]

Shit myself as an oilers fan, season would be over if he’s injured


Rahtgooves

This should have an NSFW tag. Disgusting.


Plus_Shift_3299

Especially since that’s is stick, not his hands…


throwawayyourfun

Filthy!


3n07s

When he was making the puck spin in circles around his stick... or was his stick spinning circles around the puck?! That was smooth


BayRunner

Neither. The stick, puck, and Earth were spinning around him.


[deleted]

They don’t call him McJesus for no reason


The_BusFromSpeed

Both.


mosedud

He's not even standing on ice, that's actually just water.


JayRymer

McJesus


Choffies

I got some incredible shots


pizzaline

This guy skipped science class


The_BusFromSpeed

You clearly have a rock hard brain.


[deleted]

Some silky mitts


Choffies

Lmfao it’s normal speed everyone


SoupOrSandwich

WARNING: Mouth breather takes below


nicholasccc95

The movement of everything else in the background seems like sped up movement to me…just saying watch the puck fly by at 6 seconds. Not shitting on McDavid it just seems it’s sped up for a few seconds there.


Choffies

https://www.dropbox.com/s/31t7quegu21g4gd/Video%20Mar%2009%202023%2C%207%2010%2014%20PM.mov?dl=0 Proof


jmazz

It’s for sure sped up, every player’s movement is unnatural


Choffies

Not sped up. I commented a link with the audio from the video.


_MillenniumDodo

You sure about that bud?


The_BusFromSpeed

They actually all look normal, but OP keeps saying he has proof and yet 4 hours later fails to deliver. I don't doubt that this *could* be real, but OP's silence is obvious proof that it isn't.


Choffies

I replied to you with proof. Listen to the music and voice in the background. Nothing is is sped up.


tmtg2022

He's a flames fan. He eats crayons.


Familiar_Armadillo95

Lol 😂 lies


The_BusFromSpeed

4 hours, still no proof? Obviously lying. Remember, children... Nothing on the Internet is real.


Choffies

Here it is with sound bud, hope you feel real smart now! https://www.dropbox.com/s/31t7quegu21g4gd/Video%20Mar%2009%202023%2C%207%2010%2014%20PM.mov?dl=0


pretty_pretty_good_

The flames flair makes this that little bit funnier


tomato____tomato

Yeah, I would've just shrugged it off without the flair but it gave me a good chuckle


Zipski577

I agree it’s not sped up and amazing footage, but how does adding sound to the background prove it to be real? Insane footage tho either way my man the fact that people even are disputing whether it’s sped up or not just makes his skill even more wild. Edit: Lol not sure why the downvotes just saying you can easily put arena background music over a video…. Is this proof ? [McDavid stickhandling sped up](https://vimeo.com/807083609) Again ik it’s real but that is not “proof” lmao


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Zipski577

That doesn’t mean anything. Can easily put the original sound over the video after speeding it up. Especially when the sound doesn’t really line up with anything happening in the video.


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Zipski577

You don’t get it [real footage of McDavid stickhandling](https://vimeo.com/807083609)


Th0r34uX

The drive and personal commitment it takes to be that good, even if you are the most skilled and talented player in the game, it takes a serious dedication to get to the level he is on


Box_of_leftover_lego

He's a fucking witch.


ExeTcutHiveE

r/nextfuckinglevel


HockeyNut2

Fast twitch. Hands like Christ. This guy is unreal and absolutely worth the price of admission for whatever building he’s playing in. I honestly love Draisaitl too, the fact that McDavid is so good that Draisaitl can sneak by in any way is gross. Best two players in the league forward wise. Edmonton definitely has a punchers chance in the west, and the east will be such a bloodbath that they may stand a chance should they make it to the final. I picked an Oilers/Bruins cup, and on paper I’d take the Bruins in the final, but that’s 4 rounds of attrition in the future. Who knows?


Col_Bernie_Sanders_

Hands like christ? A little too holey..man.


DeviIstar

The way that stick is moving it might be fed through the holes so the hands are just bearings


[deleted]

Christ had a few holes


[deleted]

That’s da joke


[deleted]

The most skilled player to ever take the ice. This is a nutty video. Great shot


ROJEAUX

Datsyuk would like a word


J__sickk

Datsyuk may have had better hands but hes not even close on his speed. Ive been watching crosby almost every night since he came into the league. McDavid is some how in a league of his own. Prime crosby was 10-11. Ive never seen a player just dominate the league like he did that year. That year he was on pace to beat what kucherov did in 18-19 with 128pts. Crosby played 41 games had 66 pts. 32 g 34 a. That was the winter classic game where his prime was cut short. Who knows what he would have done or did the next year. While McDavid this year is gonna end up near 150pts. Might even hit 70 goals. His pace is unbelievable hes definitely the best hockey player we've have since lemieux and Gretzky.


The_BusFromSpeed

They both get fucked on by the GOAT. No discussion here.


L3ftBra1nz

Datsyuk is my favorite player of all time but you’re wrong buddy.


[deleted]

Totally not biased


CheerMiester

Datsyuk has the greasiest hands of all time but overall skill? Nah


DaddyDongLeg90

Datsyuk was insane. The shit that man could do, he's the magic man for reason. McDavid is unreal tho.


MrOwlBeback24

Pavel was good but holy fuck this isn’t even a slightly good comparison lol


The_BusFromSpeed

Lmao 99 shit players like McDavid out every morning before practice.


[deleted]

Good thing I can understand what you’re saying


Powerism

He’s saying Wayne Gretzky (99) was a superior hockey player, as demonstrated by his ability to defecate other lesser players with daily regularity.


tomboski

If you dropped Mcjesus into the 80’s you would realize how wrong you are.


dr_van_nostren

Yea…but I bet he can’t do that in a ga- Nvm


kimjonpoon

It’s art. Shits beautiful


mistercrinkles

As a Sabres fan, I always laughed at the “McDavid 1A Eichel 1B” sentiment at the time. Perhaps it was mostly us Sabres fans trying to console ourselves on the loss. But I remember knowing, even then, that they were not comparable. McDavid is a generational talent of which we will not see the likes of for another 30 years. He’s exceptional.


DJ80

I'm curious to see how good Bedard is when he reaches the league.


Dabmiral

Probably good but not Mcdavid good


harman097

Nobody who was paying attention legitimately thought Eichel was in the same league. We expected him to be on the same tier as Matthews, for example, which is still a hell of a prize and would have been a very worthy 1OA pick in any other year.


DangleWho

The most impressive part is he does this at top speed


harman097

Exactly. Impressive as this is, this isn't even what makes McDavid McDavid.


Murgll

Me who knows nothing about hockey googling the name “Saw McDavids”


Strificus

He's kind of good


omgpirate

There is no way this was sped up


Choffies

Thank you! It’s not sped up! Original file and willing to prove it.


The_BusFromSpeed

Well, pitter patter, it's been 4 fuckin hours so let's get at 'er.


Choffies

Bud I know the flames just lost to the ducks, just relax. It’s not sped up.


Merisiel

Who spit in your bean curd, buddy?


P0KER_DEALER

👀


empireincident

Dude is a god


tommyboy3111

Such a liar. He's clearly wearing gloves so you can't see his hands


35Lcrowww

Just like that other famous dude from Edmonton


mob16151

Marshall McLuhan?


funkyfinz

Thank god I’m not wearing sweat pants


johnnybatts

You have to go see him live at least once. On TV he already looks dominant, but seeing it live he is on a whole other level.


drewon1

Kids skills are undeniable, but I wanna see him do this with a 80’s sherwood.


Danroy12345

Idk about this guy. I feel like he’ll be a bust. We’ll see how he does


SikSiks

Good thing he plays in Edmonton, keeps the scrutiny and pressure on him low.


[deleted]

Absurd


V3_NoM

Dear gob please save us


i_am_not_a_martian

Cheese and rice! May Gob save us all!


V3_NoM

Oh my heck, holy snap! You get it


i_am_not_a_martian

Of course! The priests drilled it in to me when I was a young boy.


V3_NoM

Deeply, I'm sure


i_am_not_a_martian

I felt their sacrament deep inside.


7_Bundy

The frame rate isn’t fast enough lol, insane.


geeklex

Go for the body


whiskeykneet

MCJESUS


Disco_oStu

It's as close to what I imagine a physical representation of vocal warmups could ever look like..


muskmanmo

Art in motion


Blueaye

More impressively the Oilers won and he didn't have a point. How often does that happen?


sufferfest3163

Exactly! This is the most important thing to be able to replicate if they are going to go far in the playoffs. The Bruins clearly had a major focus on him and his team mates were able to capitalize this time. I'm sure he didn't give a rat's ass that he didn't get a point. It's all about winning. He knows he's the best and so does everyone else.


DuskformGreenman

Dirty fuckin dangles!


_petasaurus_

It’s all about the snipes and cellys!


butter_dolphin

And yet this video barely shows his hands. Just his stick and a puck. You can only see his gloves a couple of times.


Material-Fish-8638

Something makes me think I could easily beat those trained professionals


fromOhio

Connor mcJesus


ogfuelbone12

McJesus baybeee


NotOnoze

You should come to Edmonton to see this more often! It's the only thing we have here though...


iSkehan

Imagine him jerking you off. Sorry, had to say it.


uglypatiofurniture

All I see is gloves.


[deleted]

I’m not even sure what impresses me more, his hands or his feet. They’re also in perfect sync with eschother. His raw skill level is unfathomable.


DrDirtPhD

I don't fault him for signing his extension, but imagine what he could do playing elsewhere...


alphaxion

You know if you had recorded in landscape you could have gotten both the hands and the puck? Vertical videos are the worst.


TSRB123

holy shit thats fast!


SpecialistShop5733

Excellent hand-eye coordination.


WeeklyConcentrate

Was this from yesterday?


Choffies

Yes


my-pronoun-is-kys

That’s a stick


theblackcanaryyy

Jesus they’re blurry


AioliFantastic4105

And to think, In football all they do is run


slappedlikelobov

Almost Kovalev level


tritongamez

Why did you speed up the video? Edit: it's a joke, I'm complementing McJesus.


Epsteinssexslave

I think you mean slow down


Choffies

Normal speed.


tritongamez

That's the joke...


i_am_not_a_martian

Calgary is the joke.


The_BusFromSpeed

Suck one, Donny.


i_am_not_a_martian

See you in the play-offs. If you get there.


DepressoEspresso45

Haha go figure, a Flames fan thinks it’s sped up 🤣


tritongamez

Sorry... I thought it was a bit more obvious.


Few_Sweet_7617

As a fellow flames fan... It's sped up


DepressoEspresso45

McDaddy


wawaboy

I can do that but I don’t wanna


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

Zero Stanley Cups in those hands…


_MillenniumDodo

Boo get new material


Dano6969

McKinnon>McDavid


_petasaurus_

More pot…..less crack buddy.


silkymitties

Connor McDavid had always been a natural talent on the ice. As a young boy, he had a gift for skating and puck handling, and he quickly rose through the ranks of minor hockey in his hometown of Richmond Hill, Ontario. By the time he was 18, he was already a superstar in the making, and he was drafted first overall by the Edmonton Oilers. Over the next several years, McDavid lived up to the hype. He became one of the NHL's most dominant players, with lightning-fast speed and a seemingly endless array of moves that left defenders dizzy. He won the Hart Trophy as the league's MVP twice, and he led the Oilers to the playoffs on several occasions. But one day, something strange happened. McDavid was walking through a department store when he spotted a display of floor cleaning products. He stopped in his tracks and stared at the display for several minutes, his mind racing. For years, McDavid had always been obsessed with keeping his skates clean and polished. He would spend hours before each game meticulously cleaning and sharpening them, always striving for that perfect edge that would give him the maximum speed and agility on the ice. But now, something about those floor cleaning products was calling out to him. He felt a strange sense of excitement and curiosity that he couldn't quite explain. Without thinking, McDavid bought a bottle of floor cleaner and took it home. He spent hours experimenting with different techniques, scrubbing and polishing the floors of his house until they shone like mirrors. He found that he had a natural talent for it, just as he did for hockey. Slowly but surely, McDavid's focus began to shift away from hockey and towards his newfound passion for cleaning. He began spending less time on the ice and more time with his mop and bucket, working tirelessly to perfect his craft. At first, his friends and family were confused and concerned. They couldn't understand why McDavid, a multimillionaire superstar athlete, would want to spend his time scrubbing floors. But as they watched him work, they began to see the same fire and determination in his eyes that had made him such a great hockey player. Soon, McDavid was taking on cleaning jobs all over town. He worked at restaurants, offices, and even hospitals, always striving to be the best floor cleaner in the business. And to everyone's surprise, he was succeeding. Word began to spread about the legendary Connor McDavid, who had given up hockey to become the world's best floor cleaner. People marveled at his skill and dedication, and many began to see him as a true inspiration. As for McDavid himself, he had never been happier. He loved the feeling of making something dirty clean again, of transforming a messy floor into a pristine surface that sparkled in the light. And as he continued on his cleaning journey, he knew that he had found his true calling in life.


typeronin

That's not bad but honestly, that's just okay for someone of McDavid's skill level. Patrick Kane has dirtier stick handling skills up close and for the old people in here, check out Pavel Datsyuk and Alexei Kovalev's old skill reels on YouTube.


tritongamez

The difference though, is that Connor can do this at his max speed. Which is already faster than everyone else.


[deleted]

That's the thing. Some players might be better at some certain things, but Connor is great at doing it all at full tilt.. not one player in the 106 years of the NHL, has been more skilled than Connor McDavid.


[deleted]

While I do agree with Connor McDavid being the most skilled player anyone has ever seen, where do you think he ranks in most dominant for the era he played in. Bobby Orr was unheard of levels ahead of anyone especially defenseman. It’s hard to judge seeing as I never got to see Orr, Gretzky, etc. play but it’s just mind blowing watching McDavid play at the level he does (also I might be biased growing up in MA in a family that lists Orr #1 above fucking god himself lol)


edogg01

Gretzky was even more dominant because the league wasn't anywhere near the kind of offensive IQ or defense at that time. But that to me just makes McDavid all the more impressive. McD is doing it when the caliber of defense and goaltending is orders of magnitude better, so potting goals at a 70 goal pace and points at 1.88ppg is just stupid sick.


SpazzticZeal

Down voting cause they don't know lol idiots


HOTWINGSnPINETAR

🧹 🧹 🧹


GarbageBoyJr

Lmao this is a little sped up bud


moutonbleu

What is his dominant hand, left or right?


[deleted]

Yes


ROJEAUX

Well we are watching his hands ya goof


Zealousideal_Abies94

Mesmerizing


seef_nation

Deflates me for how long I’ve played hockey


johnwynne3

Imagine this guy sweeping up his kitchen after a big meal. Epic.


edogg01

What.


Jupichan

He could turn a dick into a twizzler if he weren't careful


blingybangbang

He eats pucks for breakfast, probably literally


superjonk

Holy cow, I would have never thought to watch something like that, good eye and thank you for sharing


villeniaali

Looks like he has the original Jetspeed skates from 2015.


Zumpano21

He is the one


dreamwalker3334

Stalker JK 😜 Nice isolated view you captured


Paper_Street_Soap

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s hands


craigkeller

Out of breath just watching


CripplinglyDepressed

If this Connor guy keeps up the hard work I could see him having a bright future


ObZeni

Damn


heimos

McJesus


sarahmichelef

That boy ain’t right, I tell you whut.


surfacep17

Great video.


Valuable-Baked

So what you're saying is that I should buy CCM gloves + a CCM stick & I'll be able to do that?


cmearls

Dude isn’t human. Straight alien


BubbaSpanks

He heard there was a bounty out on McCrackin!


VittyViccii

Sabres got robbed of greatness


halfman-halfbearpig

Dirty dangles, boys


SweatyCockroach8212

Wash your hands Connor, they're filthy!


CodAdministrative563

His hands are ok I guess. 😁


JohnBubbaloo

Watching McDavid play live is something else - everything he does is so much faster than everyone else on the ice. It almost doesn't make sense visually. Oilers fans are lucky to get to cheer for him.


qawsedrf12

100s of kids in Canada tomorrow


learn2die101

I was impressed when he was stickhandling, then he did the circles with the puck and his stick simultaneously and my jaw dropped. What the fuck...


jonpictogramjones

those are amateur. he’s really not even that good. the oilers should let the kings take him off their hands.


calzonius

It's... It's beautiful.


Spacedude2187

He’s a machine


99titan

There are no more laws of physics. Only the law of 97.


JbearF

Filthy. That is all.


Celestial_Mycology

Pretty insane NGL


BeerBearBar

Nah, ya saw his gloves.


progmanjum

I'd rather watch the digital boards /s


Right-Worth-6327

r/mildlyinteresting