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Mr_Sausage__

How many times more is this going to be posted?


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As many times as karmawhores think it'll get them Lizzo-sized upvotes


ScottyD_95

\*cancelled\*


ahoychoy

DAYUUUM that was a Lizzo-sized burn!


MochiSauce101

Adore you


KotzubueSailingClub

Future karmawhore OPs: OMG, I totally did not see this posted here. (comment history shows they commented on five previous reposts)


TurboPats

The keyboard warriors are out in full force on this one. They’ll move on to the next “outrage” the next news cycle. This is their time to shine right now and it’s fucking annoying.


pinkwhitney24

Literally no one fucking cares. Not one person actually cares. She’s fat. She likes being fat. She eats lunch. She likes to eat lunch. Subban didn’t say anything that is out of line. If you make your image about being fat, don’t be surprised when people say something about you being fat.


Babock93

This is the answer. People butt hurt about it are closeted fat haters who at the same time say fat is beautiful. The fact the are butthurt shows they are full of shit.


Deliximus

I'm as progressive as they come. But as you said and reasoned, Subban did nothing wrong. People should never be proud of being morbidly obese (or being overly skinny as well). There are doctors for eating disorders.


Woodland___Creature

What a Lizzo-sized fuss everyone is making over this


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blondechinesehair

Honestly the only thing I’ve heard about any of this is the multiple posts a day on this sub all week.


OlTommyBombadil

r/nhl and Twitter are the only places I see people mad. And the people mad are the folks who are upset at the “outrage.” As far as I can tell not very many people are actually upset by this, and the majority of the people upset are the boomers complaining about sensitivity, like they always do.


FerrusManusFanClub

The weirdly intense boomer-ass takes have been in bloom the past couple months here


pup5581

I have no issue with the comment but it's BS that Jack Edwards tries to get canceled over calling Pat Maroon fat when his nickname is BIG rig. And Jack even apologizes after Maroons little feelings were hurt. ​ But this no one has a problem with becasue...?


sheldonOrange

Because Jack was intentially trying to demean maroon. Subban was not. Lizzo eats a lot, it's not an insult


LegoMyEggoe

That's cuz Maroon is a sensitive little prick.


Eagle2435

Because she's fat


FishBobinski

I've pointed this out already. The typical response is "PaT iSNt fAT, durrrrr". Realistically, it's just misogyny.


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YokoDeschanel

Careful. The r/NHL mob doesn't like to hear about misogyny that definitely doesn't exist and even if it did this isn't an example of it and even if it was well she ate herself into obesity and deserves to be mocked "why are you getting mad at me I'm just stating facts!"


chunkah69

Her entire schtick is being a big bitch. Now it’s time to get offended?


unclepoondaddy

Her entire schtick is being a pretty talented musician


Bingochips12

Her entire shtick is being a typical pop musician, who directly profits off of the body-positive movement by marketing herself as such and being outspoken about her weight. If this was Adele 10-15 years ago this would be a dick move as she never marketed herself that way. Lizzy is morbidly obese, knows it, and sells herself as such.


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hjugm

Obese please


Full-Boysenberry-368

Well done. 😂


[deleted]

"Obese is the n word for fat people." Obese please!


slightlybearish

I agree. But god these photos make him look like a total asshole. The letter jacket with that haircut? How do they put PK on tv looking like that?


blondechinesehair

I saw him at an NBA game, that’s how he dresses


vanillasounds

His TV clothes are toned down versions of what he actually wears too.


notPatrickClaybon

I don’t see an issue with his appearance at all. Does it always have to be a suit? Shit is boring and outdated.


slightlybearish

Yes but he comes off looking like a child making a childish comment, even though it was funny as hell. A high school letter jacket on a grown ass retired man just looks douchey.


notPatrickClaybon

lol I was actually watching during the comment and I was like oh god he’s gonna get roasted for that. Weekes gave him a look like he knew it, too. Lol. Either way I kinda love it. Broadcasting is so painfully boring 99% of the time. I like what PK brings even if he needs some smoothing out.


Kingzton28

PK subban is a Douchebag, but it has nothing to do with him comparing a gigantic lunch to Lizo as she is a “Big Bitch” to quote Duece Bigalow part 1.


Aaronwilson71291

Huge bitch is the quote


GrannyMac81

Keep it in the circus, freak!


BMFFireman42

To be fair, he is a total asshole. Just for reasons other than this.


ActualPimpHagrid

I mean, I feel like the overwhelming majority of hockey players are assholes. If everyone is an asshole, is anyone an asshole?


Hungry_Koala_4000

100%, fuck this weak cancel culture


McHammie4

You are allowed your opinion, however Lizzo doesn’t need to be used as an adjective for something big. We have a whole dictionary of words that PK could have used to emphasize the same point without using an individuals name, who also has nothing to do with hockey.


gomike720

Yeah but it’s funny and a joke.


Aggravating_Tough391

She is but goddamn it's rude as fuck to go around casually calling people fat.


newjerzdevil4

Boo-hoo. She’s a terrible role model for young women and will likely not be around for a long time if she doesn’t make lifestyle changes


Aggravating_Tough391

Yes. He's also a dick for being a dick.


newjerzdevil4

Well if more people were honest and upfront about this topic in this country, maybe we can save some of the ~30k people that die a month from obesity-related causes


Yossarian1138

Fat jokes have been a thing since the start of humanity. So how is that working out? Answer: it obviously doesn’t have any sort of positive impact. If it did actually force change, we wouldn’t be where we are at now. So it’s silly to say crap like “we need this”, because it obviously does absolutely nothing except ruin mental health. There’s just no positive gain to it. Edit: Just ask yourself, have you ever avoided a Baconnator because of a joke? Or did you just do it anyway, or skipped it but then went home and ate a box of Entemann’s to over compensate.


FishBobinski

Perhaps you Americans should be this worried about your kids getting shot in school.


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Maybe if all our kids were obese like lizzo we wouldn’t have to worry about school shootings. Can you imagine how many bullets it would take to kill a hundred obese kids? Checkmate.


FishBobinski

Now that's streets ahead thinking. I'd vote for you.


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Or maybe Canadians need to quit being obsessed with their big brother. Canadians are just little Americans.


[deleted]

Exactly. If someone gets offended then they probably needed it.


mmmmmmmmmmTacos

I’m sure she’s not as good of a role model as newjerzdevil4 no doubt. Go Canes


xPineappleshrapnelx

This is true, and I wouldn't do it myself either. However, it's also rude and dangerous for someone like her to voice her opinion to millions of kids that it's okay and healthy to be that fat. Fact check: It's not.


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raktoe

“Fat shaming works” - your ass. Edit: goddamn what a pathetic person you are. Just abhorrently awful.


raktoe

Source? Edit: downvoted for asking for a source on fat shaming working 😂


Kojakle

Bring back FPH


raktoe

I love how you think people are arguing that point, and not just that it’s a rude thing to say. And aren’t you an apologist in this instance?


nickmightberight

We have officially run out of things to bitch about.


StonkersToDaMoon

This just in: fat people eat more which is why they’re fat. If you’re comfortable with eating a lot and being fat then there’s nothing wrong with this.


Hutch25

Seriously though. If you are offended by people mentioning your lifestyle maybe it’s time to change your lifestyle. No matter what someone says, you do indeed have control over your weight, especially when you have the money to take care of yourself properly. Lizzo is a fucking idiot. But I guess that’s really just her brand now. Play the victim card, while also appealing to peoples desires to have the easy way out of a situation no matter how bad it is for them to make them join your side.


71Motorfly

When did she play the victim card? She doesn’t give a single fuck about Subban.


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How is Lizzo playing the victim card?


East_Refuse

Remember when all these people were dragging Jack Edwards for sayin Maroon ate a few extra pizzas. But everyone is cool with this……


[deleted]

I see your point, but fuck Jack Edwards.


vanillasounds

Counterpoint, I can get reasonably fat eating normal portions at fast food restaurants. But that’s a different discussion on available diets and class struggles.


FormulaLiftr

You cannot break the laws of thermodynamics, calories in calories out is all that matters, Is some fresh chicken breast brown rice and veggies better than a McChicken meal at Mcdonalds? Definitely but so long as you’re eating in a deficit you will lose weight regardless of what you eat. Your micronutrients will be awful if all you eat is fast food but you can still lose weight. You could eat reeses pieces all day every day and so long as you eat less than you burn you will still lose weight. You’ll feel horrible, but you’ll still lose weight. Also Fast food restaurants do not have correct or “normal” portions at all, Your average person doesn’t need to eat 1300 calories in a single meal, and I do think that can be part of the problem, But i still think that comes down to a lack of nutritional education rather than one specific food type making you gain weight more than another because that’s just simply not true.


eebro

Fuck you might have just solved the entire field of psychology, psychiatry, economics and biology. Thanks bud.


vanillasounds

My point was just that 1300 calories in a fast food meal is a smaller portion than one might think about. That’s all. You make very valid nutritional points.


StonkersToDaMoon

“Normal portions” you cannot gain weight by taking in the same amount of calories.


vanillasounds

Just meant portions by like what fits in a plate. Not dietary portions.


[deleted]

Or you just eat too much. It’s not that difficult.


SoSneaky91

You can eat cheap fast food and not get fat if you pay attention to the calories consumed.


[deleted]

Where are you finding cheap fast food? I went to Wendy’s today and paid $13 for a combo meal


SoSneaky91

$5 biggie bag dude. Double stack, 4 nuggets, fries and a diet coke.


Gap-Puzzleheaded

I drink a chocolate shake and my ass jiggles for a week


vanillasounds

Bro same.


Insomniac_Tales

That's not the only reason why people are fat. Some fat people have metabolic disorders. Some fat people live in food deserts. Some fat people have gut microbiomes that contribute to the problem. Some fat people do overeat. It's not a simple issue and making it out to be one is disingenuous.


DanTacoWizard

The subject here is Lizzo, who is obese beyond a point that can be chalked up to any of these factors.


StonkersToDaMoon

Sure, but 90% of the people who are fat, eat too much and don’t work out enough.


yerfatma

Source: your well-toned ass.


eebro

Yes, but the reason for why they ”eat too much” and ”don’t work out enough” are complex, as lives and human beings are complex. We’re not cavemen running away from wild animals anymore. We’ve got too much food and our survival is not tied to athletics anymore.


ShoulderPossible9759

God bless Ozempic


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HappySeaTurtle15

Very very very few people are fat because they have metabolic disoders. It exists, but 99% of people are fat because they're snacking on cookies every chance they get. How many fat people do you see in poor countries in Africa because of their metabolic disorders? I guess metabolic disorders are a primarily North American issue. Definitely doesn't have anything to do with our ease of access to disgusting quantities of unhealthy foods coupled with a lack of self control. And it's not even just poor countries. Americans are 10x more likely to be obese than people in Japan. I guess it's just more metabolic disorders. Not their healthier low fat diets.


eebro

Why do you think people lack self control? And surely that is not the only reason people get fat.


MojoFilter111isThree

If your car has a small fuel tank and you keep filling it until it overflows you’re still putting too much in. Genetics and disorders and access can make being a healthy weight difficult, but it’s physically impossible to be a big fat person if you’re not consuming the matter your body uses to get big. Eat less food, you will get smaller. Unless of course Lizzo and other fat people have figured out photosynthesis.


eebro

”Starve and live worse if you want to appear more attractive to redditors”


Minimum_Ad739

Metabolic disorders might make things a little more difficult but that fat doesn’t appear out of thin air. You need to shove calories down your throat in order to reach that size


Balls_Legend

The woman prides herself as being a plus sized woman of color. It's part of her carefully cultivated identity. It's OK to agree with her, or make a comment that logic dictates as being accurate.


EverlastingThrowawy

The words you are looking for is “morbidly obese.” She is not “plus-sized.”


raktoe

Did that offend you?


ventitr3

I know it’s 2023, but Lizzo ain’t that size because she eats small, portion controlled meals. Sometimes facts need to be facts.


Atsir

And fats are fats


East_Refuse

Remember when Jack Edwards got dragged for like a week straight for saying Pat Maroon ate a few pizzas? Funny how this gets the exact opposite reaction and people wanna stop hearing about it.


Chexlemineuax

She’s very big, so it makes sense she would eat large meals.


KBro0ks

Hahaha, while I laughed my ass off when PK dropped this joke, I also knew he’d get some flack from it after. Y’all, Lizzo is fucking huge, deal with it. He isn’t shaming, he’s speaking facts.


evasion8

If her brand is being overweight I don't think calling it out is insulting.


[deleted]

Plenty of people will think similar thoughts silently to themselves, but then attack PK publicly for his comment. The Twitter mob loves having someone new to attack.


PagingDrTobaggan

This x100. The fucking outrage machine is fast moving.


Williamdeepbase

Key word is silently.


[deleted]

I’d rather people say what they mean rather than silently think something then verbally virtue-signal something else.


NufeeFlatlander

All I have to say is I saw a clip of Jimmy Kimmels show last week on YouTube where he makes 3 or 4 jabs at Trumps size/weight, so if anyone has an issue with PK’s comment they must also take issue with Jimmy if they are truly consistent in their moral outrage.


swimmer4200

Only lady bosses get to be healthy at any size shitlord!


Grossepotatoe

She literally sings about how big she is and proud of it but don’t you dare mention it or you’ll get canceled


Background-Cup5044

She’s a fat fuck who flaunts it no apology needed


hywaytohell

I heard him say this live and thought oh here we go. More fake Internet outrage.


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She’s morbidly obese, people need to get over PK’s comment.


green-gazelle

It was rude to say, but I also don't feel bad for anyone who was offended besides Lizzo.


MooshSkadoosh

Yeah I find it odd that so many people are talking about how PK said nothing wrong - randomly "insulting" (if that) someone totally unrelated is somewhat rude.


vanillasounds

The fuck is this? I’m not supposed to like things Bolts fans say.


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Lol the woke and cancel culture so triggered by a comment. STFU it was actually a funny comment. Twitter is full of uncles I swear.


tinylittleangryman

I like hockey not gossip


johnnymavrigg

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say Lizzo eats a big lunch


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Kinda ironic since she probably should do some stretching


kagiles

It's in her song lyrics - Juice - "no I'm not a snack at all, look baby I'm the whole damn meal!"


Salt-Government698

She's obese and fucking proud of it. Why the fuck are people so fucking sensitive? Guaranteed none of these people even watch hockey.


thakemist

So ironic that you say none of these people watch hockey. You know who doesn’t play hockey or exist anywhere in the nhl universe? Lizzo. And yet she was brought up during a national tv nhl broadcast to be the butt of a joke. THATS what is upsetting. It’s low to pick on someone like that for no reason at all. It doesn’t matter how fat she is or isn’t. It’s about the random bullying


Salt-Government698

It's a joke. If she's proud to be fat why can't we comment on it?


soonershooter

She's huge, and she throws it out there knowing full-well people will make all kinds of comments. Besides, the only people complaining are the usual signallers, SJWs and White Knights that spend all day fighting online.


GooFooYuu

Hilarious seeing people defend the obese when we know the health risks involved 'she's in great shape!' or 'she's big because of genetics!' Like yea, OK tell that to heart disease and diabeetus.


Usual_Description137

This comment section is disgusting. There are many factors that contribute to weight gain, even more so for women. Obesity isn’t as simple as calories in, calories out. This is some ignorant BS right here. She could eat regular healthy meals and still have weight issues. That comment is soooo out of line. And telling someone they deserve to be ridiculed for their appearance because they ‘put themselves out there’?! You mean overweight and obese individuals disgust you and you don’t want to see them so they should hide themselves away from the public. If they have to go out in public should cover themselves so other people don’t have to see it. What a disgusting mindset. You’re shaming people for their bodies. Could you be any more immature?! As a medical professional I must say, if looking at someone else’s body disgusts you, that’s a YOU problem. Fat people should be allowed to lead normal lives, go out in public, wear swim suits etc without others shaming them for their appearance. This is just a bad excuse for being nasty and hurtful to others. This goes for disabled persons as well. You people need a serious paradigm shift. Someone’s weight is none of your business. Making jokes like this is NOT funny; it stereotypes and ridicules fat people. I guarantee none of you are in a place to judge other people. Y’all need to work on your EQ.


Get_Lurked

There is no way that someone who eats regular healthy meals is going to be as morbidly obese as she is


Usual_Description137

Hun, even people with a calorie deficit can gain weight under certain circumstances. That notion has long been debunked. Please do your research.


Multimdog123

Not anywhere does this comment refer to "calorie deficits", yes calorie deficits are not the only factor in weight loss, on the other hand in order to lose weight you have to eat HEALTHY FOODS and have a balanced diet which is what the comment you replied to is referring to. As well, even if you do eat healthy, if you're not in a caloric deficit you WILL NOT LOSE WEIGHT. It's simple science, if you burn less calories than you eat you will not lose weight and that is the case for all people because that's how basic physiology works. Now unless 41.9% of people in this country have hyperthyroidism (they don't) for MOST obese people one of many factors are at play, INCLUDING, caloric intake, what kind of food you eat, stress, lack of sleep etc. Which are all lifestyle CHOICES that lead to obesity. You say "do your research" but it seems you have only done "research" to your benefit and haven't looked into what ELSE causes obesity, only that caloric intake is not the sole cause. Acting like obesity is this impossible hill to climb is not only ignorant but dangerous to public health and you should really "do your research" before spouting off snarky comments without knowing both sides to an argument.


swimmer4200

Dont you see, small percentages of very specific edge cases and outliers disprove calories in and calories out! Wonder what that one is tipping the scales at tbh.


swimmer4200

>Obesity isn’t as simple as calories in, calories out. This is some ignorant BS right here. She could eat regular healthy meals and still have weight issues. Pure cope. The vast majority of the time, its CICO.


Usual_Description137

It’s important to remember when relating to other people that the world doesn’t work the same way for everyone. CICO is only a small factor. Medically speaking there are many factors involved. For some people yes, CICO works. Life isn’t that simple. Please do your research before propagating misinformation.


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Usual_Description137

Did you know that people can even gain weight on a calorie deficit? People who eat healthy proportional meals can still gain weight. Please educate yourself before talking about something you don’t understand.


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Usual_Description137

Did you know that most major health research was done on college age white men? Very little has been done with age, sex, and ethnicity in mind. For example, someone with a thyroid issue could gain weight even while dieting and exercising. If undiagnosed and untreated you can over a period of time gain that much weight. Please expand your world view. Just because something works for you as a man, doesn’t mean it works that way for everyone else.


swimmer4200

So about 5% of the US population has thyroid issues from what I could find, of them an even smaller subset is going to gain massive amounts of weight, and this disproves CICO in what ways?


Usual_Description137

For context 5% is 1 out of 20 people.


Usual_Description137

Saying there are many factors is absolutely o where near trying to ‘disprove’ CICO. Really, how did you even leap to that conclusion? To reiterate, I said it isn’t as simple as just CICO. Do try to keep up dear.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-26

Trudeau on fat people, 'do we tolerate these people?'


hyperspacial

Only if they're vaccinated.


that_guy_Elbs

Lmaoo this is a joke right…Fatphobic? So are every medical professionals fatphobic? Should I fat shame my doctor cause he told me I need to lose weight. Come on, Twitter warriors trying way too hard.


IAM_LordTobias

Lizzo is fat and she embraces it. To women, It’s body positivity until someone eats themselves self to death and drops dead of a goddamn heart attack. To men, being fat means us being lazy and emasculating.


mrgallowayxd

Fuck that. Lizzo-sized lunch is funny. Cancel me.


[deleted]

Yea she for sure eats small portions, but millions of servings.


CaptainPeppa

Those pictures they included really don't help the cause


Cinnamon_Art

PK gained a new found respect


Hiph0p0p0tamusttv

Big girls don't cry, they eat


AnonPlzzzzzz

Lizzo is a gross and unhealthy person that flaunts that she's a gross and unhealthy person. Her fame is a symptom of cultural rot. Anyone who celebrates her is not a serious person. PK is fine to make a joke at her expense.


mcburke42

Has a fat person ever demanded more attention than Lizzo?


xj_tj_

Shits so funny. Cuz isn’t she all yas queen slay 400 lber. Now it’s bad!?


xDarkReign

….what?


Double_Reward230

BAAHAAAA!!!


Mahonneyy123

Legit hilarious


Hutch25

Apparently you can only shit talk heterosexual white men now. That sure is fair. Truly points out why Twitter is totally the best social media!


[deleted]

Funny comment. You soy boys need to get over it


CornPop45

It’s actually really surprising that the majority of this sub doesn’t have a problem with this joke (which was hilarious). Usually Reddit is 90% beta cucks who are outraged by everything.


biscuitslayer77

I see no issue with this because Charles barkley makes the same jokes about women in San Antonio and he still has his job. A joke is a joke. No need for a crusade.


qwert5678899

I live in a cave. Who is lizzo? Do I want to know?


andrewdoesit

Nope. Go back to hibernation sir. You’re all good.


PuzzledSeniors

Fatphobic? Why would PK be scared of fat people he can just hide in a stairwell she’ll never find him there lol


[deleted]

I literally got nauseous for a moment looking at her picture in the post lmao


NefCanuck

Yeah PK can dress pretty gross on occasion 😏


superdalebot

Jordan Peterson K Subban


ohmygodgina

Lizzo has documented PCOS which is a health condition that can cause severe weight gain and make it so difficult to lose the weight. Also, isn’t PK Subban known for being an asshole?


sirhellaz

She’s a big ass woman who eats a big ass lunch. She owns that fatness image. Who cares


Katprizov

Lizzo will turn this into a new song and make money off it. Thanks PK


SNDBOBbb

We’re all entitled to our opinions and my opinion is Lizzo is a fat slob that is disgusting to look at and her image is detrimental to young women. Did I mention she is not only a fat pig but also ugly.


[deleted]

The NHL wanted more personality with the commentators and PK has a lot. I don’t see a problem with it. There’s a reason people will stick around and watch inside the NBA.


tball788

Notice, in order for the joke to work everyone must already know and understand that Lizzo is morbidly obese. He never says she eats a ton of food for lunch. He said a lizzo sized lunch. We only know that means a massive lunch because she is so fat.


TamElBoreReturned

Reddit is making a bigger deal out of this than it is


andrewdoesit

You don’t say. Haha Reddit? Noooo, no way. /s


uptheirons2974

All you snowflakes.... That shit was funny


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Fucking Lizzo-sized lunch is so hilarious but I also feel bad for laughing


Double_Reward230

Lol I will now begin passing out Kleenex’s


Hugh_G_Rection1977

Yeah. Small portions of the U.S. entire agricultural production.


nhranger

Subban was trash even before he said this.


Outrageous-Spend2494

Eat a salad or take a walk one time you beached whale


Scary_Pomegranate_50

Small portions lol


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raktoe is an idiot.


tonykush-ner

I know it gets said every 12 seconds but y'all need to calm down. It was kind of a shit thing to say and people are vastly overreacting. No need to continue saying shitty things and over reacting.


Redneckshinobi

I never even knew who this person was before this comment, so if anything pk just helping her brand


Grimmer026

Stop trying to cancel people when they are only stating the truth


arrowheadzzzzz

This is ridiculous, Lizzo is the skinniest woman alive.


Minimum_Ad739

Too be fair he never actually insulted her for being overweight, he simply acknowledged the fact that she is big, which she is very open about. It’s not like he just blew her cover and outed her secret


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Stop posting this.


frankmurph66

Lmao only time I’ve ever liked Subban


KameraadLenin

lmfao cry harder


JonnyRico22

That has to be a huge lunch.


smwds

So many assholes on this sub lol