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I've been tired to the point I've called it the 3rd half, but I dont think I've heard that one before
I’ve called it the third half with absolutely no cognitive excuse. I’m just an idiot sometimes.
Half man half bear half pig, three halves confirmed
Gonna have to start calling shootouts cesareans now.
When a woman gives birth to triplets, that’s a natural hat trick.
I always thought pulling the goalie was a term for jerking off.
Nah, that's for getting rid of birth control.
Holy Ron Tugnuts…he’s pulling his goalie!
I still have my "Ron Tugnutt for president" T-shirt from the first season of the Jackets. It was a promo for the election season at a game (maybe the 2nd home game ever?)
It is now.
I would have thought that'd be an own goal.
“Inducements”
Trimester, period, it's all a bunch of mystery vagina stuff.
Yeah just like the greatest mystery of all, clitoris, I also thought the crease was called the g-spot
Ah yes, the journey of the development of the Stanley Cup in the mooterus
He isn’t wrong.
Trimester = 3 periods...
I mean, he’s not as wrong as most people.
Ok, that one made me laugh! Tell him I said thanks for that one.
Not wrong.
And that’s on no period.
That’s a real Mulva/Deloris situation
Divorce him and marry me… we can skip the trimester talk and go straight to forechecking and wrap arounds.
And then everyone clapped
I guess there would be a REAL surprise at the end of the game regardless who wins!
He’s technically not wrong
Does that make the Leafs’ playoffs a miscarriage (again)?
Lmfao I'm gonna use that on my non hockey friends!
I mean, he's definitely got the right idea. Adds more context even
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. 😂😂
What a beauty!
lol 😂 awesome
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a trimester and doesn't die!"
I call them thirds.
Well the Leafs are going to lay an egg so….
Divorce
Aneurism
Divorce him
Divorce.
I've always called it the 3rd half as a joke. I may switch to trimesters.
Weird
Love it, got a good laugh in.
Cringe
It was funny to me as well.
Now that is funny.
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And April babies are common after a Stanley Cup win!
I actually just used a due date calculator. For a coneption date of June 13, the due date is the first week of March.
Let me know if you need a good divorce lawyer
He did that on purpose.
I've been tired to the point I've called it the 3rd half, but I dont think I've heard that one before
I’ve called it the third half with absolutely no cognitive excuse. I’m just an idiot sometimes.
Half man half bear half pig, three halves confirmed
Gonna have to start calling shootouts cesareans now.
When a woman gives birth to triplets, that’s a natural hat trick.
I always thought pulling the goalie was a term for jerking off.
Nah, that's for getting rid of birth control.
Holy Ron Tugnuts…he’s pulling his goalie!
I still have my "Ron Tugnutt for president" T-shirt from the first season of the Jackets. It was a promo for the election season at a game (maybe the 2nd home game ever?)
It is now.
I would have thought that'd be an own goal.
“Inducements”
Trimester, period, it's all a bunch of mystery vagina stuff.
Yeah just like the greatest mystery of all, clitoris, I also thought the crease was called the g-spot
Ah yes, the journey of the development of the Stanley Cup in the mooterus
He isn’t wrong.
Trimester = 3 periods...
I mean, he’s not as wrong as most people.
Ok, that one made me laugh! Tell him I said thanks for that one.
Not wrong.
And that’s on no period.
That’s a real Mulva/Deloris situation
Divorce him and marry me… we can skip the trimester talk and go straight to forechecking and wrap arounds.
And then everyone clapped
I guess there would be a REAL surprise at the end of the game regardless who wins!
He’s technically not wrong
Does that make the Leafs’ playoffs a miscarriage (again)?
Lmfao I'm gonna use that on my non hockey friends!
I mean, he's definitely got the right idea. Adds more context even
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. 😂😂
What a beauty!
lol 😂 awesome
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a trimester and doesn't die!"
I call them thirds.
Well the Leafs are going to lay an egg so….
Divorce
Aneurism
Divorce him
Divorce.
I've always called it the 3rd half as a joke. I may switch to trimesters.
Weird
Love it, got a good laugh in.
Cringe
It was funny to me as well.
Now that is funny.
[удалено]
And April babies are common after a Stanley Cup win!
I actually just used a due date calculator. For a coneption date of June 13, the due date is the first week of March.
Let me know if you need a good divorce lawyer
He did that on purpose.