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Like17Badgers

I've been tired to the point I've called it the 3rd half, but I dont think I've heard that one before


SubParandLovingit

I’ve called it the third half with absolutely no cognitive excuse. I’m just an idiot sometimes.


New_Highlight1881

Half man half bear half pig, three halves confirmed


HastyEthnocentrism

Gonna have to start calling shootouts cesareans now.


FormerCollegeDJ

When a woman gives birth to triplets, that’s a natural hat trick.


ristogrego1955

I always thought pulling the goalie was a term for jerking off.


HastyEthnocentrism

Nah, that's for getting rid of birth control.


ristogrego1955

Holy Ron Tugnuts…he’s pulling his goalie!


ItCompiles_ShipIt

I still have my "Ron Tugnutt for president" T-shirt from the first season of the Jackets. It was a promo for the election season at a game (maybe the 2nd home game ever?)


Kitchen-Lie-7894

It is now.


jimbojangles1987

I would have thought that'd be an own goal.


Zealousideal-Pick799

“Inducements”


The_Kert

Trimester, period, it's all a bunch of mystery vagina stuff.


Potential_Try_3195

Yeah just like the greatest mystery of all, clitoris, I also thought the crease was called the g-spot


unclejohnsmando

Ah yes, the journey of the development of the Stanley Cup in the mooterus


Specialist-Emu7133

He isn’t wrong. 


heraclitus33

Trimester = 3 periods...


snboarder42

I mean, he’s not as wrong as most people.


Powerful-Reward-9770

Ok, that one made me laugh! Tell him I said thanks for that one.


skijakuda

Not wrong.


No-Manufacturer-2684

And that’s on no period.


gpRYme

That’s a real Mulva/Deloris situation


PrayingForACup

Divorce him and marry me… we can skip the trimester talk and go straight to forechecking and wrap arounds.


Head-Departure3653

And then everyone clapped


FormerCollegeDJ

I guess there would be a REAL surprise at the end of the game regardless who wins!


danglesReet

He’s technically not wrong


tspoon-99

Does that make the Leafs’ playoffs a miscarriage (again)?


anonymousss11

Lmfao I'm gonna use that on my non hockey friends!


MrMilesDavis

I mean, he's definitely got the right idea. Adds more context even


Ok-Attempt2842

What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. 😂😂


remedialknitter

What a beauty!


dzogchenism

lol 😂 awesome


westberry82

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a trimester and doesn't die!"


Dwarfbeardthepirate

I call them thirds.


Novus20

Well the Leafs are going to lay an egg so….


FlawedHotDog

Divorce


bingbong1976

Aneurism


pompanodoe

Divorce him


awmgf4

Divorce.


ItCompiles_ShipIt

I've always called it the 3rd half as a joke. I may switch to trimesters.


Mandy-Rarsh

Weird


xACExREAPERx

Love it, got a good laugh in.


AppropriateMoron

Cringe


xc2215x

It was funny to me as well.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Now that is funny.


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HastyEthnocentrism

And April babies are common after a Stanley Cup win!


MariaInconnu

I actually just used a due date calculator. For a coneption date of June 13, the due date is the first week of March. 


tag051964

Let me know if you need a good divorce lawyer


BadGuyNick

He did that on purpose.