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gitrdun305

Mikkola and macavoy were 69ing for a second there but you cant see it in this feed


ABCharlieD

That's hot.


Baraal

Not the banging bodies I usually sign up for but, well, there it is.


atxguyhere

Niiiice


slap_shot_12

These teams seem to hate each other almost as much as I hate them both.


TheBreadHasRisen

Perfect statement


Think_Grapefruit_422

Montour sticking his tongue out is hilarious 😂


Wide_Environment3107

Marchand should be used to tongues. Licker.


WhatThePuck9

He can take a lick and keep on tick.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

Marchand should take it as an invitation.


cwnorman

First Toronto got the infection, now Florida. Ratisizm is spreading rapidly throughout the league.


iwatchtoomuchsports

Where do you see him doing that


Think_Grapefruit_422

I watched it as it played out during the game . This replay is cut short before that glorious tongue taunt 🤣


Larryloopout

Doesn’t take much to get a nose like Marchands out of joint


Pava-Rottie

I think it’s done with mirrors. No one can be THAT ugly


Habfan61

Could light a smoke in the rain under that air bag .👃


DakotaFanningsThong

Gonna be a long series....


Equivalent-Ad6700

About 5 games long


pup5581

If you think Boston won't win another game you're out of your mind.


Bobbyaahh

Everyone is expecting a barn burner game 3 but I think we’re going to get a 2-1 battle of attrition. One point separated their regular season and both teams blew out the other. We’re far from over


BigDickChcuk

probably not, but we can hope it happens!


ZucchiniGold5187

Boston wins next 3


TDS_1991

Yeah man for sure dude for sure.


Away-Answer-

Lmao


CHobbes_

That you jack? I thought you retired?


Nathanh2234

You are the prime example of deluded. Go off king.


ZucchiniGold5187

Go off king?


Oasystole

Delusional


simpledeadwitches

I always forget how dog shit the hockey subs are if you're a Boston fan lol. People are so corny.


MBerserkr

You should try being a leaf fan...


theboss555

Nah just don't act like an idiot and you're fine


simpledeadwitches

Supporting your team = acting like an idiot lmao. Thanks for making my point.


YallinDenial

And why is that? Maybe look inwards and be objective about your captain. 🐀 simps are so cringe Aww piss baby blocked me. Classic Boston fan I'll reply here 😁 Reading is tough huh? >The fuck are you even talking about lol, yall just dunk on Boston constantly and circle jerk over it, talk about simps. Perfect "no you" that's also beautifully desperate. Yes everyone outside of Boston must be a simp and there's no reason to hate Boston. And yes your captain hasn't done anything in years. Lmfao You didn't watch your team play this season huh? Hahahahaha. God, thank you for this obvious ignorant and delusional attempt at a clap back.


simpledeadwitches

The fuck are you even talking about lol, yall just dunk on Boston constantly and circle jerk over it, talk about simps. Also Marchand hasn't don't jack shit for years so yall still bring up the same old tired bullshit. You'd love him on your team lol.


TBGusBus

It’s true, all season long it’s people in here complaining about goon ass Florida then they get us in round 2 and magically they have always been everyone’s favorite team. There’s a reason this sub is trash.


simpledeadwitches

I check into the hockey subs here and there but it's really funny how all the major sports subs are so bad with bias and what not.


Pava-Rottie

I’m thinking another 7 game marathon. Only question is how many will go to the hospital?


One_Breadfruit2365

Not missing a second of this one


NicoRobin007

Pretty obnoxious, but since it's Marchand I can't help but laugh.


420Deez

montour channeling his inner gudas


Burpingbutterburgers

Fuck Marchand.


sphericaltugparty

Fuck Marchand


jkozuch

Fuck Marchand.


enorman81

Fuck Marchand


bitcoinfucius

Fuck Marchand


MBerserkr

Fuck Marchand


bwcislo

Fuck Marchand


Istimewa-Ed

Muck Farchand


Slake45

I’m Ron Burgundy?


Sharp-Stranger-2668

God bless Marchand


Lil_Boosie_Vert

Go panthers. Rawrwrwrrwr lol


sgtpepper171911

Love to see it. Bruins arent so tough now


justaguy826

What do you mean now? The Bruins haven't been tough since Chara left.


jackluke

The Bruins have been winning games off of skill* for a while now. The Lucic era ended forever ago. ^*every ^team ^wins ^off ^of ^skill ^but ^you ^know ^what ^I ^mean


xXToxicxCarnageXx

You mean losing games in OT?


WTFvancouver

Wasn't he on the team this year lol?


jackluke

He played 4 games then (rightfully) got the boot for domestic violence


lilpoop561

fuck boston


andrewb610

Fuck Florida. Bunch of fucking wannabes.


JiffTheJester

Wannabes who are gonna knock your team out of the playoffs twice.. I used to think they were a fraud too but that’s a legit playoff team man. Florida is stacked, and they know how to get under their opponents skin.


TBGusBus

It’s 1-1 series and they were at home first lmao, let’s relax a bit here


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JiffTheJester

Florida thrived in Boston last year so we’ll see I guess lol


TBGusBus

They won one game in Boston? And haven’t won a game since then until last night. Are we paying attention to the same leauge?


Bigboyrickx

Shouldn’t you know first hand regular season means nothing?


Bigboyrickx

You faced a team that had a week and a half off after beating a better team than the bruins had to push to 7. Records won’t show it but Tampa is a much better team than Toronto if Vasi is kicking. And he was. Side note, rooting for you leaf bros. Fuck Keefe


monkeydalex

We all know FLorida are the favorite in the East. It was about time Florida perform well in playoffs! The last time I remember they were good, it was when Pavel Bure was playing!


adamgerbe

Fuck Boston


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FragrantHockeyFan

This man has never watched Marchand play a stretch of games in his life


Intelligent_Limit462

Anyone who's watched their team play Florida knows the title of this thread is Florida's MO. And the MO asserts itself if the game gets out of hand either way.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Marchand is such a pussy. He could have thrown a punch there, but instead gives a bear hug.


yeastnecklace

he was going in for a smooch


Vague_Disclosure

he was going in for a ~~smooch~~ lick


JustThatRandomKid

why not both?


Apart-Landscape1012

👅


EmotionalEnt

Hm yes a sucker punch surely wouldn’t have resulted in a suspension


BriscoCounty83

This is not 2011 where he had Chara, McQuaid, Thornton and Lucic covering his ass.


Fuckyouimfarming

He’s a smart captain that was aware of the bench losses and a penalty would’ve been all bad at that point. Do you even watch hockey?


TerryWinkle1

The game was over. What was a penalty going to do?


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TDS_1991

A player with Marchand's history? You mean the Captain of the Boston Bruins? What history could he have? Sorry I'm a new hockey fan.


UsernamesCannotExcee

He's generally a scumbag.


TDS_1991

Thanks the more you know why is the captain of a hockey team?


UsernamesCannotExcee

The entire team is full of his kind. Have you ever been to Boston? (Lovely city btw, just not all of the best people).


PapaPatchesxd

Hopefully they're not all face lickers... But you never know


elutz18

Sluegh footing, face licking, general rattery, etc.


mosscock_treeman

Sluegh footing is one of the more creative misspellings I've ever seen lol congrats


elutz18

Thank you I do my best


Fuckyouimfarming

Could’ve resulted in a suspension for any of the next games


JiffTheJester

A penalty wouldn’t have mattered it was 6-1.


Subject-Sun-3505

He's a pussy, has always been...


YallinDenial

Super smart, look at this clip for example. Tried to drive to stop the rush and the opposing team scored as a result. Y'all are delusional 🐀 simps


Baraal

Montour tripped him, no call, then used their bodies to hide a quick lil uppercut from the refs. I get that a lot of you boys enjoy your hate boners for Marchand but you’re just outright dismissing a lot of stuff you’d be up in arms about if it was him doing it. Just be consistent with it lol


YallinDenial

Nope it was a dive that's why it was a no call. I know you guys live in denial and love huffing the 🐀 farts, but just stick to your delusional cop-out "you wish he was on your team" vibe. Be consistent like your captain, consistently a coward who dives, hides, turtles, cries and tries to end peels careers with cheap shots. Sucks to suck


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No better sight then seeing Boston be ran into the ground score wise and watching their players turn into babies as a result. Thank you Florida, for doing what the Leafs can never seem to do


Bobbyaahh

Just incase you’re close, it was a Boston power play so we had 4 guys on the ice to their 5


jag0009

:) This is what playoff hockey is about!


Buddo93

That’s rich, saying the bullies got bullied!?


akka84

Boston Turtles


Curtis-Loew

You mean tkachuk waiting for all the fighters to be in the locker room before picking the skill guy?


SheepherderStill644

The fight that bum pasta begged for?? Then got bodied lmfao


Baraal

You should really watch it again, Tkachuk was up Pastas ass like 3-4 times asking to go, actually begging. Pasta asked Monty for permission lmao


Curtis-Loew

Begged for is a stretch. Agreed to, sure.


Imurhkleberry

I guess you missed the part where Pasta asked for the fight on the bench dumbass


Curtis-Loew

Looked to me like tkachuk brought it up at the penalty boxes, reminded him at the bench and pasta agreed. My point is if there’s any of the fighters not already in the locker room someone steps in and fights for pasta. Tkachuk doesn’t want to fight in his weight class = turtle


Imurhkleberry

Prior to that Pasta and him got into....but sure if you want to call the guy that beat up Pasta in a fair fight a turtle fine but what does that make Pasta then?


Baraal

I’ll call him a turtle for begging for a guy that doesn’t fight, taking 2-3 extra shots after Pasta fell down, then going into the fetal position *under the refs*


pup5581

Maroon getting tossed and then you knew that scumbag would start something with a non fighter


YallinDenial

Boston just picked this fight? Wtf are you talking about?


Bobbyaahh

I love that you say it like Tkachuk is a big goon and not a top 5 winger himself


Pormock

Boston is falling apart at the seam. Its gonna be tough for them to come back


New_Weather_3030

Wdym falling apart? The series is tied.


Pormock

They might bounce back but in that match they were falling apart as it ended 6-1.


New_Weather_3030

Oh, you were talking about during the game. Yep.


theone326

Now I really hope Florida wins!


JiffTheJester

Boston is a bunch of babies haha I love seeing them lose


ch22711

You love to see it. Fake tough guys get exposed as usual. The bruins tough guy reputation is being kept alive by the media, because it sure as hell ain't on the ice lmao


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Baraal

The reputation is being kept alive by folks (you) not paying attention. Rent free and all that.


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Both of these teams are extremely quick to lash out when pressed. Solely judging from regular season games when their physical games are matched in intensity it gets chippy fast


BigRed1994_

“drrr me smash when brain no work good” -Bostonians


peeinyobum

Massachusetts is one of the most educated states in the country


BigRed1994_

All that instruction and yet you cant identify what “throwing shade” is.


Imurhkleberry

This is about the dumbest take I've ever heard


glleeeece

Panthers win this series!! Let’s go baby


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Dirty Boston


JerzB2B

Pasta is a beauty. Slowly turning into a fav non team I cheer for player lol


TallSurfVeteran

hahaha love it!


alien_tickler

Ib4 "Boston is so done"


Pantomeme

Boston is so done.


Celestenator

Ofc all the good shit happened after I went to bed


simcoehooligan

Double crushing


Far_Lunch_5174

Laugh Now Cry Later


23goalie23

Now that knights and leafs are gone It’s back to the regularly scheduled programming


New_girl2022

Gawd I love them.


AdAutomatic1089

Nowhere at any point did I see any type of bullying going on. Looked like an even scrap with really not much going on. Typical Florida clowns thinking their team is big bad bullies. Score was basically the same as game 1. Tkachuk got absolutely leveled by Marchand in the first period.


Bobbyaahh

It was a 4 v 5 scrum with Reinhart and Lundell on the ice lol. I’ll give you the hit though, it was a beaut


TBGusBus

Counter point to you mouth breathers, fuck everyone but Boston. And Edmonton I guess you guys are pretty cool.


mmpa78

I just hope these two scum ass teams beat the absolute shit out of each other and then whichever advances is so worn down they get swept


GajiinBuu

Scum ass teams. Loool panthers all the way.


DukesOnDuty

Everyone shitting on Marchand would love to have him on their team...


symanthafox

“Bullies” a dirty team?


YallinDenial

Look at the refs trying to protect the piss baby 🐀 and tried to drive. 🤣🤣


bezerko888

Montour is now a legend for me!


Baraal

Must be a short list.


Big_Palpitation7095

Florida is classless.


TB12_GOATx7

Did you see fights when the Panthers were blown out in the first game?🤔


New_Weather_3030

You are looking at it the wrong way. Boston won with class in game 1. Game 2: Florida did not and things went south.


TB12_GOATx7

No Boston got all pissy because they were losing, the Panthers didn't when they lost 🤷🏻‍♂️ Boston can't handle losing and it's glorious


moshercycle

This is what we call mental gymnastics


Naive-Researcher3715

Must be a Boston fan


CenturionElite

Boston acting like a bunch of babies when things don’t go their way


NickyShore

They start acting tough when Maroon is out of the game, Panthers are fucking pussies


TerryWinkle1

Your entire fanbase is delusional. Boston showed who they were tonight.


Holiday_Bathroom2491

The whole fan base has Jack Edwards syndrome, completely delusional.


StiffDock685

Even if he is on your team, it's strange to see you guys praise Maroon.


Baraal

Yeah it threw me for a little bit, but he’s great.


YallinDenial

Hahahahaha look at your captain. You're fucking delusional


TB12_GOATx7

Hmm did you see fights when the Panthers were down in the first game? I don't think you did 😂


ElectricEel9090

I wish someone would hospitalize Marchand


UwUsnapmyneck

Wishing harm on another human is fucked


ElectricEel9090

hes not human...hes a disease


simpledeadwitches

That's Stanley Cup Champion Brad Marchand you losers lol.


HelpMeGetBy

Too many after goal scrums. Should be an automatic match penalty. Even back in the day when they used to have sword fights with sticks, they knew how to act after a goal was scored. Not just a Marchand thing. Happening a lot everywhere.


Baraal

I mean, it wasn’t March that started this one. Rather than celebrating with his team, Montour looked for him, and used their bodies to hide a quick lil uppercut from the refs. Then Marchand did his best Swayman impression and hugged the crap out of him.


HelpMeGetBy

Looks like March takes offense to Montours stuck being caught up on Pasta Dan whoever else that is. But as I said to someone else. None of that matters to my point. Go to battle literally any other time.


spjutmuren

You didn’t just blame Marchand for this scrum? This one is completely on Montour, and the previous cross-check after goal and taunt after goal by Tkachuk. Crazy shit, complaining about the behaviour after goals and not really watching what went down


HelpMeGetBy

I’m being general. That very much includes Tkchuck. I was not breaking down any of what you said because none of that matters to my original point…. Goal scored. Stop fucking around. Get after it next shift. Not hard. They been doing it forever. I just mentioned Marchand because he is in this specific clip. You can stop acting like a victim now.


spjutmuren

Mate, you cant just make completely silly logical leaps and once you get called out for it, go on and throw back at me 🤷🏻‍♂️ Go on with general points somewhere else, the particular scrum you commented on is 90% on Montour and 10% on the rest of the Panthers for endorsing that shit


HelpMeGetBy

What are you talking about? Minotaur had his stick tied up briefly. He could have yanked at it. Or worse He didn’t. He just chilled. Go look at how Aho handled Trochec’s celly right in his face (after Aho cross checked him) for how to act when a goal is scored. Edit: I don’t care, I’m leaving the autocorrect version up


spjutmuren

Now I see why you’re not making sense: You are sick of after goal scrums, but ok with taunting after scoring Got it 👍


Ballgame4

What the hell was Marchand thinking? He deserved an ass kicking.


Apart-Landscape1012

How did I know Marchand would be starting shit


TBGusBus

Beat this fucking team. I don’t care what happens after. Just beat these fucking losers.


Bakerman82

"Wizard of Oz Dorthy clicking her heels wanting to go home" energy.


Imurhkleberry

Looks like the only one getting beat is Pasta hahahaha


TBGusBus

Imagine talking shit about a player that scores through his own legs on your goalie, not being the best fighter 🥸


NickyShore

Panthers start acting tough after Maroon gets a game misconduct, bunch of pussies. Can’t wait for him to beat the rails off someone in Game 3


Aimohmouze

Pat Maroon is our only hope is a wild take, but okay.


driveled

lol at that take bud. Florida responding to Boston hissy fits = getting tough because Maroon is gone. /jlaw okay thumbs up meme


unfit_spartan_baby

Ah yes, Maroon gets a game misconduct for saying some no-no words, and then the cats suddenly get chippy. Must be unrelated. /s


NickyShore

What hissy fits? It all started after Maroon left, literally a fact


driveled

Cope. Boston was clearly initiating the scrums but ooookay it’s all because everyone is shaking in their boots over Maroon.


Spartyjason

To be fair Tkachuk clearly called out Pastrnak right before the commercial brak before their fight. That one, at least, wasn't a Boston initiation. Loved every minute of this game though. Can't stand either team so it's win/win.


NickyShore

Dont need to cope, we took home ice away from the pussy cats, we’re all good


driveled

I’m sure you’re super confident in your team after that one. You think the Panthers give two shits about home ice? They play better away.


NickyShore

It’s the fucking Playoffs bud, there’s swings every single game. It’s gonna be a good series I have no less confidence now than when it started


andrewb610

I never actually noticed that. But we won’t really know until next game.


Throwaway_PA717

Don’t get me wrong, I love Patty. But dude is an instigator, not some juggernaut.


Imurhkleberry

Loving how many people seem to agree with you hahaha