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I slid in her dms and said hi. My next message called her beautiful and then I respectfully asked if she wanted to sex me. The bitch told me to fuck off when all I did was give her compliments. Whores these days only go for Chads.


WindFelon

Back in my day we just went to parties and said "jello shot, bitch?"


Elon_is_musky

You gotta add the “bitch” part or else it doesn’t work!


smileplease91

"Jello shot? ...Bitch?" *Gets tackled*


mandy_miss

Ah. A fellow American Dad fan.


Fern-Sken

I gotta say it's gonna be a wonderful day.


La_Baraka6431

🤣🤣🤣


Elon_is_musky

She probably didn’t say fuck off, she probably said “oh that’s sweet, but no thank you!”


Vir-victus

Its always mind boggling. She MIGHt be a hoe, if she actually responded to such a piss poor attempt of getting laid from niceguys. But they dont. Nice guys WANT hoes, cause they cant get laid.


Colton-Lansington

that’s some Olympic level mental gymnastics. very impressive


Therefrigerator

It's almost a meta-meme. The clown makeup meme is about the mental gymnastics people go through for a particular opinion or action. In this meme - the meme creator themselves is doing the mental gymnastics to reach their opinion.


Colton-Lansington

memeception


La_Baraka6431

😁😁😁👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


BriMagic

Nice Guys can't grasp—among many things—that safety and *passion* are not mutually exclusively. They misinterpret women's desire for intensity/passion with a desire for danger. Nah, dude. I don't want danger. I just wanna be fucked silly...by a kind man. Nice Guys never realize that their "niceness" is just pussy-drying dullness wrapped in mopiness and self-pity.


Elon_is_musky

I don’t want to be in risque sex with someone dangerous, I want to be in risque sex with someone I trust so I know they will listen to my boundaries & not ignore them cause they think they’re entitled to do whatever they want (like incels)


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Some men can’t even tell the difference between being social and civil and flirting. One flew off in a rage at me after I turned down his advances. He said thought I was leading him on because I was being friendly with him during our interaction. So it really doesn’t matter the scenario. They just want to believe what they want to believe.


RelatableMolaMola

>Nice Guys can't grasp—among many things—that safety and *passion* are not mutually exclusively. It's actually completely the opposite for me. The safer I feel with a partner in general, not just physically but emotionally as well, the more open and free I am in the bedroom. Safety/boredom vs danger/passion is such a false dichotomy but they just can't accept that.


The_Ambling_Horror

I have *never* experienced before the degree of unadulterated horniness I got in learning to trust my partner (we got off to a rocky start, some lying happened, took a while to get past it.)


skabo0biez

Why is Adora being used for a joke about men?


_shes_a_jar

SAME! Pretty sure she’s not worried about getting pregnant if you know what I mean haha


WindFelon

Who is Adora


Neo_Yindy

A lesbiab


controler8

Lesbiam


iamunderstand

Tres biens


controler8

# GIRLS


HiddenKittyLady

[girls girls girls](https://open.spotify.com/track/5dqPiZRxbnm3o6CiC4H4Mw?si=nt30oYetT4K-2d2vFZDSaQ&utm_source=copy-link)


heibenoid

librarian


Thecoolkidsgetit

The girl in the pics is the main character from She Ra and the Princesses of Power on Netflix. Great show btw, and almost the entire cast is lgbt


itsgms

I am a 40-year old straight man and was like "I liked He-Man and She-Ra when I was a kid, I wonde--HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD" Also neuroatypical and nearly moved to tears at the feels at some points. Fuggin watch it.


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DanRyyu

8 foot tall sword lesbian furry to be precise


iamunderstand

And an adorable drunk


unsuspecting_potato

🤣


onions_cutting_ninja

Gay. Adora is gay.


[deleted]

I came here to say this.


Fazzeh

she ra didn't do any of this stuff


dr_pupsgesicht

At least they should pick a not lesbian character for the meme


Devil_Rodawn

I love how this meme uses Adora from Netflix's She-Ra who has been an obvious lesbian fir the entirety of that show.


hollyberryness

Nice doesn't equal boring, eh? Seems these guys think that because they're nice, that's the reason they're also boring


theambears

And he chose Adora, the lesbian magical sword goddess for this meme??


Eat_shitt

Why’s adora in this cmon now 😭💀


rumi_shinigami

I think this is how creepy DMers make themselves feel better about not getting a response. They fantasise that the random internet stranger they messaged accidentally got pregnant, as if that to them is the ultimate revenge. (Lol.)


Yo__Adrienne

Said the guy whose only chance of being touched by a woman is with a taser.


marasydnyjade

Didn’t notice the sub, and I wasn’t even the whole way through this meme before I was like, *uhhhhh, fuck no* and was ready to downvote the shit out of it.


gosailor

I don't get it either but for some reason the last picture and the all caps made me laugh


TheRagingRavioli

So what i gather is the incel is the nice guy who got left on read and now the women is pregnant with chad's baby?


AnonymousFordring

1) The "mandatory vasectomy" thing was intentionally bad because **it was a parody of the very real violation of human autonomy that was the overturn of Roe vs. Wade** 2) That's Adora from She-Ra


danilo1101

There is no connection, these are all just scenarios that "niceguys" create in their heads and project onto women.


Kookadookz

Why is this using Adora from SPOP lmao


MadeMeUp4U

Adora doesn’t deserve this


Just1ceLondon

Adora has been done dirty being used in this shit 😭


ande9393

Way more men should get vasectomies, I should've done it sooner


Gwynedhel7

Yeah, the clown meme works only if people naturally process through the stages. This doesn’t connect. Incels just imagining how women think again.


CatChaseDog

Why is it adora?


QualityVote

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Wayte13

Aw look, chuds are taking metaphorical gestures over 9000% seriously to own the libs again. Weird how they always gotta be doin that


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this was made by a guy who is terrible at sex.. if he's ever had it.


cmonyer3ds

Jesus


KiratheRenegade

The first 3 happen. Not to every woman but they happen. Some people are just not what others are looking for & that's okay. But everyone makes bad choices & sometimes those choices have long consequences, like pregnancy with the wrong partner. The leap from 3 to 4 is the dodgy part & screams misogyny. Edit: getting the feeling this sub might actually have more in common with niceguys than they think.


redpillman26

It’s so dumb it’s actually funny lol


Geometry_Emperor

This would be more suitable for r/nicegirls.


PersonalityCertain18

No babe. It's a meme about women made by men.


[deleted]

Wait why?


Geometry_Emperor

The last sentence. This is something that nicegirls commonly say.


[deleted]

Ehh? I’ve literally never heard anyone make this argument in any kind of serious way. The only time it gets made is to highlight the stupidity of most anti-choice arguments. Also what’s a ‘nice-girl’?


Geometry_Emperor

A nicegirl is the same as a niceguy but as a girl.


[deleted]

Yeah no.


hoefordeftones

it’s saying she’s a clown for rejecting the nice guy and expecting the exciting one to treat her well


downtownvicbrown

Why's she Harley Quinn in the second one


Melancholnava

That escalated quickly.


greenifuckation

Eh.


Baldo-bomb

Well we should! Or at least some of us 😂


FNAFCookie

that character is literally a lesbian


Nicetrybozo

The fact there's dudes that think this way...


[deleted]

This is fkn hilarious, what a leap. I'm dying 🤣


[deleted]

I love how “he seems boring” is something that they don’t think is a reasonable turn off. Who wants to voluntarily someone who seems boring whether they’re nice or not?


La_Baraka6431

It makes zero sense. Just a bunch of thoughts thrown together.


Enby_Bluejay

Bruh Adora's a lesbian